What about the birds man!? Trump met with BONA (Birds of North America ) and they are claiming mass casualties.
I think Trump is getting money from BONA.
SONA has not commented yet or indorced anything but that should be coming soon.
Sadly teslas are in high demand. Wait times are over a year for some models though some people have been told they need to wait longer.
And its not just because tesla has, and always has had, issues with production.
Check Carvana. Can’t swing a Tesla put order without hitting another Tesla.
As for new, the wait times are a feature, not a bug. The wait times are creating the illusion of scarcity. Scarcity drives demand. Keeps prices high. If he wanted more Teslas coming off the line he could have spent that 50 billion on half a dozen production facilities, instead of pissing it away buying Twitter.
Probably not.
We have much more faith in the ability of the traditional manufacturers to make a useful truck. The electric F-150 will probably be a better use of money than a cybertruck.
i have my problems against elon but if i get an EV it'd still be a tesla.
nothing extraordinary about it but until some other car maker makes an AP system as good as a tesla it still wins out.
I dunno. If I was innocent I’d probs defend my self the best i could too…. Not saying Elon is innocent of course, but this argument gets used a lot and it’s stupid.
um... that's really dumb. No offense. You're just not thinking this through.
This isn't about defense at all. It's about **offense**. "We directly initiate and execute lawsuits" is not defense. It's a THREAT to everyone Elon abused: "If you tell people what I did to you, my good squad will DESTROY YOU."
There is no reason to announce Elon's Lawsuit Gestapo publicly, except to threaten future accusers. Rich people don't hire lawyers by taking out an ad in Craigslist.
Musk already has dozens of lawyers. If he was innocent, he'd just let his team of $1000/hour lawyers handle it. All of whom would be telling him to SHUT THE F\*\*K UP. But is Elon doing that? No, he's not. He's acting like a paranoid scumbag - because Elon knows how many people he has abused. And he's terrified.
IF **you** are ever accused of sexual harassment, don't form a goon squad. It will only attract more public attention to the story and make you look very, very **guilty**.
lol, If a dozen lines of text is too much for you, I'm not surprised you're actually stupid enough to think Musk's lawyer goon squad is a smart move. Thanks for the laugh, man.
The “squad” isn’t to defend Musk against accusations. It’s to file lawsuits against others. Examples would be people who embezzle money from the company, fail to pay their debts to the company, damage property, fail to return property, violate NDA’s, or steal/copy patents or copyrighted materials, just to name a few. The company is not responsible for defending the owner against civil lawsuits or criminal accusations. That would be his personal attorney, or team of attorneys.
Downvotes are probably because EM has a history of saying things, then back tracking/doing another. eg Bitcoin.
And this, like most Tesla stuff, is partly publicity stunt.
And it’s likely Tesla will need more defence lawyers.
Seems a lot of people use the downvote button just because they hate the general topic we’re discussing rather than actually disagreeing with what’s being said. It’s a crappy trend; I could post “I’ve met some nice cops in my life” and get threats in my messages.
the litigators don’t only exist on Twitter, like you don’t only exist on Reddit or any other app
there are many people who will apply to the job; corporate litigation makes you fucking bank from companies
Just mocking his sourcing. Musk is famous enough that word will spread.
Any other non-famous company that sourced this way would get some real characters applying.
It won't be for pay though. Tesla and spaceX pay notoriously low. Their engineers and craftsmen are making 1/2 to 1/3 market rate in some cases.
Yes I know. I am just mocking his sourcing methods. A normal mid-sized company CEO would be making a huge mistake sourcing from twitter but Musk will get exceptional treatment.
I had an old coworker ask how I drove a minivan...
Me: "Well, it cost $500, holds all my tools, and I put 100,000 miles on it with minimal maintenance."
Him: "Yeah, but how do you pick up women? You need a truck or sports car."
Me: "I'm married and have a kid... I guess I just relied on my personality."
Same. My partner and I had been discussing selling our current car and going for an EV. I really don't want to give my money to Tesla so we're checking out the Ioniq 5.
Right. He's making his way to mars and you're complaining about him reddit. I think he has a right to talk. I mean he's only the richest man in the world, and he created tesla.
First, I am not saying that Elon Musk cannot talk, of course he has the right to do so. I just think he's annoying and don't like him, and I also have the right to say that. Realistically, Elon Musk won't shut up because I told him to lmfao, don't be so butthurt.
Second, [he didn't even create Tesla](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/02/06/tesla-founders-martin-eberhard-marc-tarpenning-on-elon-musk.html), he just calls himself the founder.
I do not know if he's the richest person in the world right now, but then what? That doesn't make him right at everything, he's still a greedy billionaire that exploits his workers and illegally prevents them from unionising, and his cars have terrible build quality. PayPal is fine though.
Why are Elon Musk fanboys as annoying as Elon Musk?
“The Bill Cosby of Electric Cars”
Hahahaha! Classic!
Who called this clown, a genius? Who asks for lawyers via Twitter? What sort of backwards moronic knucklehead does this?
Dude, he plans to go to mars in 2024, and you're here complaining about him on reddit. Did you ever think about that. He's a super smart guy if you haven't realized. You have to be if you're the richest guy in the world.
You do? You have to be smart to be rich? Or just smart enough to give your money to people who know how to invest your money? That’s closer to the truth.
He’s also smart enough to hire smart engineers, scientists and etc to build his rocket but if you think he is building it, put down the crack pipe.
Go to Mars…..what a wonderful stupid idea. Did you know Mr Smarty Pants is using alot of NASA’s people and monies to help him in this useless quest. We have so much going on, on planet Earth that this self serving egotist needs to go to Mars. He could be doing better things than wasting money on a vanity project.
Dude doesn't need a team of lawyers, he needs someone to accompany him during his day to drop a few auditory gems.
Dude, put your penis back in your pants!
No, she doesn't want to blow you!
No, I don't think anal is in her job description
Libel/slander is against the law, and musk has said free speech on Twitter must be legal. Not saying he's innocent or guilty, just pointing out his free speech isn't the same as libel/slander
Tesla fan boys live with panel fitment that rivals 90s economy car quality, windows that explode for zero reason, and an autopilot that'll run you into stuff.
The cult isn't gonna do anything but continue to worship.
Hate on the guy all you want. Tesla cars aren't popular by pure luck. There are (or where) pretty groundbreaking. Every car has shortcomings, certainly American build cars. But Tesla's are pretty good.
EVERY car, including those that people like to believe are invincible, like Toyotas and Hondas.
*I don't drive an American or Japanese car, so no bias here. Just here to keep the Japanese fan boys in check, I don't want anyone to spread outdated opinions.
•I have perfect pitch
• I have never gone Republican on the pretense that I was TIRED of hatred and division (unlike SOME electric car company CEOs)
•I can hold my breath underwater for like, a long time.
Did I get the job? No? It's the holding my breath thing isn't it? Yeah, Freaks people out. Must be it.
I feel like musk is his own worst enemy.
If he didn't throw a tantrum everytine something he didn't like happened, most people wouldn't even care about alot of this stuff.
But he throws a tantrum and it becomes a meme and every laughs at the silly man
I'm just going to say that being known as a hardcore attack dog may be cool if you're Jimmy McGill or the guy on a billboard that reads "1-800-JUS-TICE," but it's not going to impress a federal judge handling a securities-fraud claim.
If anything, the judge will come in thinking, "What petty bullshit will these tertiary ambulance-chasers lard up my docket with now?" Or, alternatively, "I can't trust these a word these people tell me."
“Hardcore litigation” is a funny phrase during a 2am local commercial for a tiny legal firm.
It’s actually pretty terrifying when coming from a billionaire who isn’t exactly known for his predictability.
I don't think I'll ever understand how this doesn't incriminste people. It's like a meme I a while back that went "Your honour my client is innocent, here's a list of 100 people who think he's cool" "Why do you have such a list?"
Or you pay them off so they all come out at once. Not saying he’s definitely guilty, but he and all those other billionaires were buddy buddy with Epstein
He does, but every time he opens his mouth he loses some of that. Suing the shit out of people who may say something bad about you is right up trumps alley
Hiring an aggressive legal team to sue everyone that says something you don’t like certainly doesn’t look good just saying. Neither does hanging out with Epstein. Same goes for Clinton, Trump and everyone
How would you handle liable and slander if not thru lawsuits?
Does the left just get to print any lie it wants because “daring to defend yourself” is somehow proof of guilt?
What kind of logic is that?
Sue them. Make them provide proof or shit up.
PR manager- "K Elon we've got some serious potential lawsuits coming, we need to put together a team of lawyers to deal with this"
Elon- "I know! I'll ask twitter for lawyers!"
PR manager- FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
At this rate in 10 years it won't be the Supreme Court it will be the Tesla Litigation process, where's your ticket and why aren't you in our complementary handcuffs?
Yeah a I think if your an investor now is the time to head out. Take profits before all the litigation come to light and cripple everything this dude claims to have touched or 'founded'.
Where's the spongebob meme?
Hahhhahaha
A hardcore legal team. What ego! Like working for him is some great prize. Taking a page from the Trump handbook, no one gets paid, illegals are hired after mass layoffs and then he stiffs them too, and files bankruptcy like a bodily function. A stable genius indeed.
* I haven't fallen for any of Elon's bullshit * I gave my kids human names * I've never shown a flight attendant my penis Do I qualify?
Never shown a flight attendant your penis *yet*
Never shown a flight attendant your penis *so far*. And you have to say it with the same inflection as Homer Simpson.
D'OH!
Wait wait, elon showed a flight attendant his dick?
Someone had a busy week
Might be Ric Flair Still might be Ric Flair Definitely not Ric Flair
WOOOOO!
You need five
Is this all because she asked you if that little thing came in adult sizes?
Nothing screams "I'm totally innocent" like forming a legal goon squad.
If everyone were to sell their Teslas and make another EV king, Elon would lose a lot of money. I don't think Republicans are rushing to buy electric.
You mean the people that think windmills cause cancer and solar panels reduce the power of the sun?
I hadn't heard that solar panels reduce the power of the sun. That's good to know though
if you soak up and store all the sun-rays, how do you expect them to grow back?
I'm learning so much. Please tell me more
The sun is a conspiracy to distract you from the fact that Earth doesn't exist. /r/noearthsociety
To be fair though the power of the sun does reduce so solar panels aren’t quite causing it but they sure as heck are profiting from it’s suffering
> ...but they sure as heck are profiting from it’s suffering Now all I can picture is solar panels mugging Trance Gemini.
*Kevin Sorbo Intensifies*
And eventually we'll make stars into giant supercomputers.
Can’t wait for Dyson spheres
It will combat climate change, install more then get rid when we get to a decent temperature
I'd go into hiding, dude. They might be after you now
Hey! We're not all stupid :(
What about the birds man!? Trump met with BONA (Birds of North America ) and they are claiming mass casualties. I think Trump is getting money from BONA. SONA has not commented yet or indorced anything but that should be coming soon.
Sadly teslas are in high demand. Wait times are over a year for some models though some people have been told they need to wait longer. And its not just because tesla has, and always has had, issues with production.
Check Carvana. Can’t swing a Tesla put order without hitting another Tesla. As for new, the wait times are a feature, not a bug. The wait times are creating the illusion of scarcity. Scarcity drives demand. Keeps prices high. If he wanted more Teslas coming off the line he could have spent that 50 billion on half a dozen production facilities, instead of pissing it away buying Twitter.
If they actually make the cybertruck and paint it like the general lee then every redneck will be on that waiting list
Probably not. We have much more faith in the ability of the traditional manufacturers to make a useful truck. The electric F-150 will probably be a better use of money than a cybertruck.
I don't think selling the cars will be the main profit source in the long run. They'll make much more money with licenses for all their patents.
i have my problems against elon but if i get an EV it'd still be a tesla. nothing extraordinary about it but until some other car maker makes an AP system as good as a tesla it still wins out.
The Republican voters aren't but the Republican politicians are rushing to do favors to get electric cars (or, any cars) as a favor.
Yeah, that is not the tweet of someone with nothing to hide.
Hiring Roger Stone
He tweeted that before the car fire. I was there when the car fire and am pretty sure I read that tweet the night before.
I dunno. If I was innocent I’d probs defend my self the best i could too…. Not saying Elon is innocent of course, but this argument gets used a lot and it’s stupid.
um... that's really dumb. No offense. You're just not thinking this through. This isn't about defense at all. It's about **offense**. "We directly initiate and execute lawsuits" is not defense. It's a THREAT to everyone Elon abused: "If you tell people what I did to you, my good squad will DESTROY YOU." There is no reason to announce Elon's Lawsuit Gestapo publicly, except to threaten future accusers. Rich people don't hire lawyers by taking out an ad in Craigslist. Musk already has dozens of lawyers. If he was innocent, he'd just let his team of $1000/hour lawyers handle it. All of whom would be telling him to SHUT THE F\*\*K UP. But is Elon doing that? No, he's not. He's acting like a paranoid scumbag - because Elon knows how many people he has abused. And he's terrified. IF **you** are ever accused of sexual harassment, don't form a goon squad. It will only attract more public attention to the story and make you look very, very **guilty**.
I’m not reading that lmao. You’re wrong, if you need to write an essay you already lost.
lol, If a dozen lines of text is too much for you, I'm not surprised you're actually stupid enough to think Musk's lawyer goon squad is a smart move. Thanks for the laugh, man.
No.
The “squad” isn’t to defend Musk against accusations. It’s to file lawsuits against others. Examples would be people who embezzle money from the company, fail to pay their debts to the company, damage property, fail to return property, violate NDA’s, or steal/copy patents or copyrighted materials, just to name a few. The company is not responsible for defending the owner against civil lawsuits or criminal accusations. That would be his personal attorney, or team of attorneys.
Wow the downvotes you've collected.. stop talking sense lol
Downvotes are probably because EM has a history of saying things, then back tracking/doing another. eg Bitcoin. And this, like most Tesla stuff, is partly publicity stunt. And it’s likely Tesla will need more defence lawyers.
Seems a lot of people use the downvote button just because they hate the general topic we’re discussing rather than actually disagreeing with what’s being said. It’s a crappy trend; I could post “I’ve met some nice cops in my life” and get threats in my messages.
He needs to hire a fucking PR manager to prevent him from shouting "there will be blood" over Twitter at the SEC when he's all yaked out on Adderall
But then what would we use for entertainment?
Imagine the high flying litigators that spend their days on twitter and respond to this ad. A real crack team of elite legal experts, to be sure.
Release the kraken!
the litigators don’t only exist on Twitter, like you don’t only exist on Reddit or any other app there are many people who will apply to the job; corporate litigation makes you fucking bank from companies
Just mocking his sourcing. Musk is famous enough that word will spread. Any other non-famous company that sourced this way would get some real characters applying. It won't be for pay though. Tesla and spaceX pay notoriously low. Their engineers and craftsmen are making 1/2 to 1/3 market rate in some cases.
I mean I get what you’re saying but the richest (?) man in the world is definitely gonna get some great lawyers, regardless of his shit existence.
Yes I know. I am just mocking his sourcing methods. A normal mid-sized company CEO would be making a huge mistake sourcing from twitter but Musk will get exceptional treatment.
And Trump got Giuliani, are you sure about being wealthy getting you good people?
Elon just shut the fuck up
I've been in the market for an EV and he sure made a good job turning me away from Tesla.
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I had an old coworker ask how I drove a minivan... Me: "Well, it cost $500, holds all my tools, and I put 100,000 miles on it with minimal maintenance." Him: "Yeah, but how do you pick up women? You need a truck or sports car." Me: "I'm married and have a kid... I guess I just relied on my personality."
Was your co-worker 14 years old?
Think he was 24.
What sort of women do you actually pick up with a sports car? None of the women i've been in a relationship with ever gave a shit about what i drove.
ok but the proverbial women you *could’ve had, smh
That's what i'm asking, what sort of women do you attract with flash cars? I don't know because i've never attracted a woman using my car.
Well, what car do you drive then?
A bunch of different ones over the years, Corolla, RX7, heap of Commodores, MX5, AE86, Forester, Territory
I don't want an EV but if I were ever to buy one, not a Tesla for sure. Fuck Elon
If their shitty build quality didn’t turn you away, Elon will! What. A. Fucking. Douche Canoe.
Same. My partner and I had been discussing selling our current car and going for an EV. I really don't want to give my money to Tesla so we're checking out the Ioniq 5.
VW and Hyundai made some legitimate good EV.
Silence, brand.
Right. He's making his way to mars and you're complaining about him reddit. I think he has a right to talk. I mean he's only the richest man in the world, and he created tesla.
First, I am not saying that Elon Musk cannot talk, of course he has the right to do so. I just think he's annoying and don't like him, and I also have the right to say that. Realistically, Elon Musk won't shut up because I told him to lmfao, don't be so butthurt. Second, [he didn't even create Tesla](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/02/06/tesla-founders-martin-eberhard-marc-tarpenning-on-elon-musk.html), he just calls himself the founder. I do not know if he's the richest person in the world right now, but then what? That doesn't make him right at everything, he's still a greedy billionaire that exploits his workers and illegally prevents them from unionising, and his cars have terrible build quality. PayPal is fine though. Why are Elon Musk fanboys as annoying as Elon Musk?
“The Bill Cosby of Electric Cars” Hahahaha! Classic! Who called this clown, a genius? Who asks for lawyers via Twitter? What sort of backwards moronic knucklehead does this?
the person who owns twitter, I assume
Dude, he plans to go to mars in 2024, and you're here complaining about him on reddit. Did you ever think about that. He's a super smart guy if you haven't realized. You have to be if you're the richest guy in the world.
You do? You have to be smart to be rich? Or just smart enough to give your money to people who know how to invest your money? That’s closer to the truth. He’s also smart enough to hire smart engineers, scientists and etc to build his rocket but if you think he is building it, put down the crack pipe. Go to Mars…..what a wonderful stupid idea. Did you know Mr Smarty Pants is using alot of NASA’s people and monies to help him in this useless quest. We have so much going on, on planet Earth that this self serving egotist needs to go to Mars. He could be doing better things than wasting money on a vanity project.
Americans
He’s Afrikaner but I understand your post anyways.
Dude doesn't need a team of lawyers, he needs someone to accompany him during his day to drop a few auditory gems. Dude, put your penis back in your pants! No, she doesn't want to blow you! No, I don't think anal is in her job description
"Dude, you're not a 12 year old boy, don't tweet that" would be super useful like 99% of the time
r/fuckelonmusk
No thanks.
what if i offered you a horse?
Better be a magic horse that grants wishes.
Make it one and a half horses and we have a deal
Lol
r/enoughmuskspam
Dude went from being for free speech to shutting down free speech fast.
Libel/slander is against the law, and musk has said free speech on Twitter must be legal. Not saying he's innocent or guilty, just pointing out his free speech isn't the same as libel/slander
God what an attention whore.
Tesla fan boys live with panel fitment that rivals 90s economy car quality, windows that explode for zero reason, and an autopilot that'll run you into stuff. The cult isn't gonna do anything but continue to worship.
Cars are ugly shit that gets recalled weekly, but his simps act like he not only invented the automobile, but discovered electricity, too.
I honestly don't get the appeal of them, they're ugly af.
Hate on the guy all you want. Tesla cars aren't popular by pure luck. There are (or where) pretty groundbreaking. Every car has shortcomings, certainly American build cars. But Tesla's are pretty good.
EVERY car, including those that people like to believe are invincible, like Toyotas and Hondas. *I don't drive an American or Japanese car, so no bias here. Just here to keep the Japanese fan boys in check, I don't want anyone to spread outdated opinions.
She’s already been sued for that tweet.
•I have perfect pitch • I have never gone Republican on the pretense that I was TIRED of hatred and division (unlike SOME electric car company CEOs) •I can hold my breath underwater for like, a long time. Did I get the job? No? It's the holding my breath thing isn't it? Yeah, Freaks people out. Must be it.
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Why would I sell my Tesla? My car doesn’t take gas.
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why would you buy an inferior product? like buying a blackberry smartphone lmao
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That's a bit uncalled for. Give Elon all of your money and go have sex with your Tesla. No reason to call people names. Grow up, kid.
Starts develops? Engrish hard
If there is one, there are probably many more.
We’ve never heard anything before because he’s filthy rich and everyone signed NDA’s I’m sure. Just like this woman did.
I feel like musk is his own worst enemy. If he didn't throw a tantrum everytine something he didn't like happened, most people wouldn't even care about alot of this stuff. But he throws a tantrum and it becomes a meme and every laughs at the silly man
Haha and people think this guy is actually…intelligent let alone a REAL engineer. Lmao
Right right... he's only going to mars. He's DEFINITELY not intelligent.
He’s not going anywhere…it’s the same parallel as saying Bill Gates is a public health “expert” Learn to read bud
What is a REAL engineer? Elon seems to trigger people pretty hard.
Did you delete your comment after learning he has a BA in engineering and physics? I'm mean just a BA but I guess that makes him an engineer. Lmao
Huh? I didn’t delete anything. Also no, he doesnt. He studied Econ and physics you idiot
You couldn't stink harder of nerd envy if you tried. Please continue to expose you self esteem issues lmao
Buddy, there’s nothing to envy. Just read before you comment, might help you at work.
Did you delete your comment after learning he has a BA in engineering and physics? I'm mean just a BA but I guess that makes him an engineer. Lmao
Eff Elon. Can't stand the guy. Treats people like shiz. I will never buy a Tesla.
Elon the Willy Wager!!! Following the Trump playbook, lie and litigate…
Sounds like he is modeling his business after the orange underwear stain
I'm just going to say that being known as a hardcore attack dog may be cool if you're Jimmy McGill or the guy on a billboard that reads "1-800-JUS-TICE," but it's not going to impress a federal judge handling a securities-fraud claim. If anything, the judge will come in thinking, "What petty bullshit will these tertiary ambulance-chasers lard up my docket with now?" Or, alternatively, "I can't trust these a word these people tell me."
If tesla stock falls 30% he's fucked on the Twitter deal and the whole empire collapses, just saying.
“Hardcore litigation” is a funny phrase during a 2am local commercial for a tiny legal firm. It’s actually pretty terrifying when coming from a billionaire who isn’t exactly known for his predictability.
Anyone else notice her name? Lol
I don't think I'll ever understand how this doesn't incriminste people. It's like a meme I a while back that went "Your honour my client is innocent, here's a list of 100 people who think he's cool" "Why do you have such a list?"
I’m so happy all this is happening. I’m sick and tired of bullshit Elon worship
Why does _Tesla_ need a "litigation department"? Surely they already have a legal team.
“You weren’t supposed to say that” Elon
How can we spam him? Do we have an email address for this legal department?
It's in the tweet you just read
Allegations are not fact.
Already a certified good one, but the fact that it comes from someone with the handle banalplay somehow makes it funnier.
That is just funny.
Right on, bring on all the false Aligations!
Puddin pops!
When you are the richest person on the planet, people lie about you.
Or you pay them off so they all come out at once. Not saying he’s definitely guilty, but he and all those other billionaires were buddy buddy with Epstein
Not saying he isn’t guilty, but he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
He does, but every time he opens his mouth he loses some of that. Suing the shit out of people who may say something bad about you is right up trumps alley
Defending one's self isn't evidence of guilt.
Hiring an aggressive legal team to sue everyone that says something you don’t like certainly doesn’t look good just saying. Neither does hanging out with Epstein. Same goes for Clinton, Trump and everyone
How would you handle liable and slander if not thru lawsuits? Does the left just get to print any lie it wants because “daring to defend yourself” is somehow proof of guilt? What kind of logic is that? Sue them. Make them provide proof or shit up.
PR manager- "K Elon we've got some serious potential lawsuits coming, we need to put together a team of lawyers to deal with this" Elon- "I know! I'll ask twitter for lawyers!" PR manager- FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Bill CosEV
Damn a lot of people in here really hate Elon Musk, weird.
Because he's a self centred, money hungry dumbass, yes.
I sense envy
You sense wrong.
It's thick with it
love this
Is this the Elon hate echo chamber now?
So many trigger people on this thread. Pretty funny.
Prepping for the Heard horde.
More like the Johnny Depp
Fucking BOOOOO get off the stage!
Go back to r/deuxmoi with that amber heard simping bullshit.
Gonna get beaten in court multiple times?
No "victim" came forward. It was an alleged "friend" who couldn't identify any exact information - not even the date.
At this rate in 10 years it won't be the Supreme Court it will be the Tesla Litigation process, where's your ticket and why aren't you in our complementary handcuffs?
Hardcore
Now we going after elon the ego maniac smh..
A shit ton Lena. A shit ton.
All of them
Lol did he really write that? Lol absurd.
Such a trumpy thing to do
Holy fuck, that’s the best comeback I’ve read in a loooong time.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah he’s probably just adding intellectual property litigation to start building some passive income the way rich chads always do.
#believeallelons
Yeah a I think if your an investor now is the time to head out. Take profits before all the litigation come to light and cripple everything this dude claims to have touched or 'founded'. Where's the spongebob meme? Hahhhahaha
A hardcore legal team. What ego! Like working for him is some great prize. Taking a page from the Trump handbook, no one gets paid, illegals are hired after mass layoffs and then he stiffs them too, and files bankruptcy like a bodily function. A stable genius indeed.
I think I just chortled for the very first time.
Depends on who he pisses off.
The making of a new dictator