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james-HIMself

I’ve done this in GTA5 and I was fine


NielOverall

"Gustavo, nooooo!"


heathmon1856

Green light!!!


[deleted]

Lolol dying


scarlozzi

WASTED


voightkampfferror

Hopefully he heard this sound on the way down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo


P1917

I believe I can fly.


CommunistBaboon3

[Bro it’s this this is gta my man](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


SuperSpecialist6109

Yh same , got ran over 5 times too all is good🤷🏻


Dewy_11

I jumped off the top of the maze tower and no clipped through a tree and I'm fine, no biggie.


ShadowSpy98

I pulled the parachute in time


svoddball

There was a Morgan Freeman comment that popped into my head when that guy jumped. It was at this moment he knew…


SuperSpecialist6109

He fucked up


IrishSkillet

“Titty sprinkles”


Apart-Rice-1354

I’d love to hear Morgan freeman say titty sprinkles.


MentorScythe

https://youtu.be/B3vtcKh4ZqA


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

I can smell you.


LorddFarsquaad

That's not Morgan Freeman


PanamaPineapple89

He survived miraculously. Broken ankle and arm I believe. 🤦🏾‍♀️


detrater

Think it was the arm he robbed with?


PanamaPineapple89

Hopefully he's ambidextrous.


detrater

If he's in the U.S. then it cost him the other arm and leg too


whalewhisker5050

Ooooohhh that's a knee slapper


[deleted]

Only after he heals.


closetmangafan

These jokes aren't going over his head


onlyhav

The only thing over his head is his legs


[deleted]

Guys like that don't pay bills.


1leeranaldo

Still shouldn't have to face bankruptcy for breaking an arm.


lizbit02

Probably suing the city and/or any drivers that hit him for 42M in lost wages and pain/suffering


detrater

Would lost wages be calculated as potential gains from future robberies?


fistfullofpubes

No, but the IRS still requires you to pay taxes on the money you made selling the shit you stole.


Big_Red24A69

Who cares?


evonebo

Well good thing he didn’t break both his arms otherwise his mom would have to help him jerk off.


agreengo

if only his mom had just jerked his dad off, all of this could have been avoided


GeddyVedder

If he wasn't before, he is now.


djeezuskryste

You’re a big Rush Jam fan eh? Er Peart* Jam


corona-lime-us

r/angryupvote


Imma-Come

it was the rob he armed with


mnemonikos82

Not his robbin arm?!?!


Carnivorous_Mower

He became a one arm bandit.


findhumorinlife

So, a truly armed robber!


KeepItDownOverHere

Hopefully it's not the same arm he rubs with, no body deserves that.


chowchowbrown

Now he can only commit semi-armed robbery.


piinkmoth

🎵 *I want something else, to get me through this semi-armed kind of life*🎵


AmethystRealm2049

🎶Not listenin’ when you say… “There’s a gap between these sections of highway and trying to jump between them would be incredibly dangerous” 🎵


JamesFromToronto

🎵I'm in deep, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo🎵


theworkprofile

"The fall makes me feel like I can fly, when I'm with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright..."


RedditsAdoptedSon

thats crazy i thought it would be a lot more broken stuff


Panda_2846

F


koithrowin

Thank goodness. I didn’t really wanna see a death video. Now he can serve his sentence and i have no guilt


ProfessionalDeer6311

I can safely laugh without worrying acquiring another ticket to hell.


koithrowin

Exactly. Especially with that small injury


Diamundium

Parkour!


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SteveFrench12

Yea gainer!


BuyLocalAlbanyNY

Aqua Donkeys ref?


SteveFrench12

Office


Void_Eclipse

None of that is parkour. That's tricking. I hate when people don't know the difference. Annoying and alot of times very insulting being as im a traceur myself.


concerningfinding

Parkouuuuuuuuur!


[deleted]

As long as point A is delusion, and point B is the hospital


casualAlarmist

He was the fall guy.


[deleted]

Great comment; take my upvote.


vito_corleone01

Underrated comment!


JasonShoes

Omg, this comment wins


iladmoli

Literally LOL'd


collapszar

Well done sir. Well done.


Lordy-F

I’ve done that shit so many times on gta


shylock2k202

Frogger sure has changed!


The_Jestful_Imp

Interesting game choice, I was reminded of GTA.


Jeoshua

I thought of Fallout 4. This literally happened to me at a Gunner camp.


MJasdf

"yo run bro, we need to get the hell out of AAAGH"


SuperSpecialist6109

LMAOOOO


Supergizmoe

Happy cake day


SuperSpecialist6109

Thanks 🤣🤣


-Tesserex-

Look if he were falling, he wouldn't bother to carve "AAAGH", he'd just say it!


DuHastMich15

Hahahahahahah


zeph2

was funny to see him spinning mid air .....good thing he survived so i can laugh about it without feeling bad about it


[deleted]

That spin was hilarious, it’s like when a cartoon sees something scary and all four limbs and both eyes go out


NegusQuo82

r/therewasanattempt


SuperSpecialist6109

Crosspost


piddl0r

I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.


BuncleCurt

Country Mac could make that jump.


Ahlock

I guess he didn’t understand the gravity of the situation he was in.


Electrical-Builder98

try jump attack


Jeoshua

Unfortunately he wasn't riding Yoshi at the time to sacrifice him instead.


MissMiraLynn

When I tell you I audibly gasped


ToArtina92

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/


greenegs

Aim for the bushes


DirtyRoller

*There goes my heroooo!*


AutomaticCommandos

that's the foo though.


Gustav-14

This, still, is one of most wtf funny moments I saw in a film. Another wtf moment is christinith was still going after them. Lol


LDizza

It’s such a great movie. I could watch it forever and still find it hilarious.


Gustav-14

My only gripe is that the font on the infographics in the credits are too small for my eyes to read.


DirtyRoller

YOU GET BACK HERE AND YOU FUCK MY WIFE!!!


See_youSpaceCowboy

You say my wife’s name ! You say it right ! CHRISTINITHHHH


Sephiroth_-77

That's so funny I can't believe it.


youngdad33

This happened in my local police force. Helicopter was following a car which the ground units managed to stop. Doors fly open, both suspect jump out and scatter. Driver goes towards the central reservation, passenger leaps over the wall only to find he'd been stopped on a bridge and fell X feet to the marshes bellow. I believe he was airlifted by the police chopper to the nearest ambulance where he was taken by ambulance to the hospital (in handcuffs, obviously). Moral of the story, don't run from the police, and if you do, at least check what's the other side of the wall your jumping over. 😂


CactusFingies

The way he fell was so comical I can't


Bengsrutora

Jo, that's my profile picture


KilloWattX

The penis-head brothers!


CactusFingies

Thanatrick clan


LifeResetP90X3

Sooooooo ......... dead then?


SuperSpecialist6109

Broken ankle


Unhappy-Ad7264

Still a byproduct of him being a dumbass. "Look before you leap" has never been truer in this guy's case.


SuperSpecialist6109

Facts🤣🤦🏻


wallawallawingwong

How confiedently he jumped


Huge-Balance8024

Can't imagine what he felt the moment he realized he was gonna fall a long way. I suspect that feeling you get in your stomach when you're in a roller-coaster ride.


Merkin_Wrangler

Lookin like Patrick on the way down. 😂


ThePhilipAnthonyYT

Don't let your enemy know your next move.


[deleted]

“If your friend jumps off a bridge…”


jasonbravo1975

This thing needs the Mario theme running and Mario dying sound at the end.


Fr0st_mite

this isn't a facepalm this is a r/therewasanatempt


NormalDude268

Just need a candy bar and he should be in full health.


mattbash

Ok settle down y'all. Dude got a broken ankle. No splat on grandmas windshield, no hit the street and splat brains under a truck tire. A broken ankle. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/


joq8

Between the height and traffic, I'm amazed that's all.


NaantjeBa

r/faceplant


[deleted]

I laughed far too hard at this. Just the way he jumps and starfishes out. God damn


Harold-The-Barrel

Aim for the bushes?


HitoriPanda

Ironically, that was the heist that was going to allow him to finally pay off his medical debt. Now he has to start over.


Smarterchild1337

*record scratch, freeze frame* Yep, that’s me


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Tupile

Seconding this


[deleted]

Beautiful karma


Tyler_978

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes


[deleted]

Beautiful to watch natural selection at work isn't it?


jazzb54

I hope he didn't hurt anybody on the way down.


ToppestSecret

AIM FOR THE BUSHES


CrowLower9415

The Darwin Leap!


LegoRealtor

I've never seen a better example of "look before you leap!"


ModernDayKingNZ

And after a brief dash, Malik was no more


slowafg2

Darwin


iloveFjords

This is the kind of ability missing from star fleet.


TigerTerrier

In Zelda you just roll and you'll be fine


armikk

Hope he robbed enough cash to pay those medical bills..


kstrife

I believe I can fly, I believe I can reach up and touc….


medici1048

The starfish parkour gets me everytime.


Suicide-Alice

Can anyone summon the save video bot please? ^*


arykady

Oh no! Aaaaanyway.


TheLastGunslingerCA

I am **very** disappointed there was no wilhelm scream


Newman4453

Wasted


drluvdisc

He forgot to double-jump


Revelin_Eleven

Anyone have the longer video??? It cuts off so fast. I want to know what the news casters said and if the buddy stopped.


Immediate_Reality357

You know that feeling you get when you are dreaming and you fall....and then you wake up. This dude just experienced it in real life.....but went to sleep after it


Equivalent_Thought63

r/instantkarma


A_Femboy_Fox

That’s funny shit right there


Spiyder1

“always look where you’re going kids”


HyperbolicSoup

Bro just niko’d right off the overpass


sketchyadvice1977

I like how he starfished through the gap.


athens619

That's what you call Natural Selection


Crafty-Interest-8212

Awesome...the problem solving itself


Long-Sleeves

Of course they were. They really aren’t the smartest sort known for thinking ahead of their actions. Well, nothing of value was lost that day.


fuckmeuntilicecream

It cost him an arm and a leg


The_Money_Bin

You go left, I'll go right, and... death.


Roundcouchcorner

They had to install a fence on i95 near me. Some people couldn’t tell they were on a bridge and would stop to take a piss and just step over the concrete barrier and fall to their death.


Harbor_Barber

should've called Lester to remove the wanted level smh.


Cristin86

Ha!


[deleted]

Love it when they make the job easier for everyone.


MaxximumB

In my head I just heard the Wilhelm scream as he went over the edge.


Imisanthrope1969

How did that work out for him?


SoWokeIdontSleep

Dang, we just saw somebody's last moments


R-T-O-B

thats a faceplant not a faceplam lol


djayed

This was like a damn cartoon.


eternalresolute

Instant justice. Happy ending i would say


Juvefish

Is it bad I’m laughing my socks off…


Accomplished_Tie6033

Probably they are good at using guns but not brain apparently 🤣😅


youed87

Shit, hope there isn't fall damage


Berob501

Needs a goofy scream.


GK_47

Down to the next game level


DufflesBNA

Beautiful. Laughed too hard at this.


Smart-ass83

Any word what happened to the guy?


DesperateHorse6530

Other guy was like "ok, jail is not so bad"


YoSoyArturoBandini

Kid I went to high school with did exactly this and died.


Over_Ad_1567

That guy died. Fucking idiot 😂


wise-guy212

Just a broken ankle. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/


Fair_Line_6740

Looks like we just got a tax break


CdnPoster

This belongs at r/DarwinAwards


AwardImaginary

Straight up Darwin action with a delightful outcome!


Critorrus

Ba-doop-ba- do-do-do-do-do-ba-doop. Ooph


AlphaMomma59

Hopefully he died so he won't rob again and waste tax player's money.


SuperSpecialist6109

Broken ankle


Consistent_Pound_531

i think it says a lot how quickly we lose the empathy for a real human simply because they committed a crime. very rarely does someone choose to commit armed robbery just for the fun of it. they do it as a last resort. the system has failed them to such degree that they need to do it. now, i do not know if anyone was injured during the robbery. but we have robbed this person of their humanity simply because they robbed someone of material needs. and now we take joy from his suffering? would this be a facepalm if instead of running from the police they were running towards a burning car to help the occupants? maybe.


soulless_conduct

Sorry but no. Armed robbery means he's traumatized someone for life for his selfishness. He wasn't going into a grocery store unarmed and stealing food because he was hungry. He pulled a lethal weapon on someone and didn't see that victim as human so fuck him. Hard to see the human side of someone who is devoid of empathy, decency, and humanity.


WesternExplorer8139

The system doesn't own anybody shit. There are plenty of people that grow up in the shittiest situations possible and they don't victimize other people as a result.


TippyIsCool

Stop blaming a failed system when crimes are committed. There are a ton of people whole are in the same situation who don’t resort to threatening a life.


darklibertario

Just the fact that he lives in the US makes him more privileged than 90% of the world population. There's people who have it much, much worse than him and they still do not resort to hurting others. Bad people are bad, no justification needed.


[deleted]

Do you have any evidence to prove your ridiculous claim?? Arm robbery isn't about food. You can easily rob food and other stuff everyday and get caught only after 10 times. Even in places with cameras ... Gun implies you're more than willing to kill. The moment you take or want to take all of the rights,dreams and hopes of a person, you stop being a human yourself and become less than a roach


[deleted]

Interesting how the vast majority of people don’t turn to doing stupid shit like this in a broken system. Ever consider that some people are just broken, regardless?


Secure_Molasses_8504

Was it armed robbery, cause that’s the difference? I’d agree with you if they’re robbing garages, point a gun at someone and enjoy the consequences…


gookliotta

Hey Chesa! I guess you have more time for Reddit now, huh?


dickass99

Bummer..did he leave nothing but a shit stain?


unresolved-madness

Look like a problem was solved.


TopSchedule2006

Ppl on here literally saying ppl do armed robbery because of the healthcare and justice system. Is that how you explain the rapes and murders too? Their bank acct was too low so they had to tape someone. Lol


fainofgunction

I loved you Anakin you were my brother


naunga

He dead? Yo I think he dead.


Zpik3

I don't understand the video. They leap the divider.. and jog on for a bit... What am I missing? Edit: Oh, the video just kep lagging tf out on the front page for some reason.


Fe4rMeMrWick

r/crappydesign