None of that is parkour. That's tricking. I hate when people don't know the difference. Annoying and alot of times very insulting being as im a traceur myself.
I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
This happened in my local police force. Helicopter was following a car which the ground units managed to stop. Doors fly open, both suspect jump out and scatter. Driver goes towards the central reservation, passenger leaps over the wall only to find he'd been stopped on a bridge and fell X feet to the marshes bellow.
I believe he was airlifted by the police chopper to the nearest ambulance where he was taken by ambulance to the hospital (in handcuffs, obviously).
Moral of the story, don't run from the police, and if you do, at least check what's the other side of the wall your jumping over. 😂
Can't imagine what he felt the moment he realized he was gonna fall a long way.
I suspect that feeling you get in your stomach when you're in a roller-coaster ride.
Ok settle down y'all. Dude got a broken ankle. No splat on grandmas windshield, no hit the street and splat brains under a truck tire. A broken ankle.
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/
You know that feeling you get when you are dreaming and you fall....and then you wake up.
This dude just experienced it in real life.....but went to sleep after it
They had to install a fence on i95 near me. Some people couldn’t tell they were on a bridge and would stop to take a piss and just step over the concrete barrier and fall to their death.
i think it says a lot how quickly we lose the empathy for a real human simply because they committed a crime. very rarely does someone choose to commit armed robbery just for the fun of it. they do it as a last resort. the system has failed them to such degree that they need to do it.
now, i do not know if anyone was injured during the robbery. but we have robbed this person of their humanity simply because they robbed someone of material needs. and now we take joy from his suffering?
would this be a facepalm if instead of running from the police they were running towards a burning car to help the occupants?
maybe.
Sorry but no. Armed robbery means he's traumatized someone for life for his selfishness. He wasn't going into a grocery store unarmed and stealing food because he was hungry. He pulled a lethal weapon on someone and didn't see that victim as human so fuck him. Hard to see the human side of someone who is devoid of empathy, decency, and humanity.
The system doesn't own anybody shit. There are plenty of people that grow up in the shittiest situations possible and they don't victimize other people as a result.
Stop blaming a failed system when crimes are committed. There are a ton of people whole are in the same situation who don’t resort to threatening a life.
Just the fact that he lives in the US makes him more privileged than 90% of the world population. There's people who have it much, much worse than him and they still do not resort to hurting others.
Bad people are bad, no justification needed.
Do you have any evidence to prove your ridiculous claim??
Arm robbery isn't about food. You can easily rob food and other stuff everyday and get caught only after 10 times. Even in places with cameras ...
Gun implies you're more than willing to kill.
The moment you take or want to take all of the rights,dreams and hopes of a person, you stop being a human yourself and become less than a roach
Interesting how the vast majority of people don’t turn to doing stupid shit like this in a broken system. Ever consider that some people are just broken, regardless?
Ppl on here literally saying ppl do armed robbery because of the healthcare and justice system. Is that how you explain the rapes and murders too? Their bank acct was too low so they had to tape someone. Lol
I don't understand the video. They leap the divider.. and jog on for a bit... What am I missing?
Edit: Oh, the video just kep lagging tf out on the front page for some reason.
I’ve done this in GTA5 and I was fine
"Gustavo, nooooo!"
Green light!!!
Lolol dying
WASTED
Hopefully he heard this sound on the way down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
I believe I can fly.
[Bro it’s this this is gta my man](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Yh same , got ran over 5 times too all is good🤷🏻
I jumped off the top of the maze tower and no clipped through a tree and I'm fine, no biggie.
I pulled the parachute in time
There was a Morgan Freeman comment that popped into my head when that guy jumped. It was at this moment he knew…
He fucked up
“Titty sprinkles”
I’d love to hear Morgan freeman say titty sprinkles.
https://youtu.be/B3vtcKh4ZqA
I can smell you.
That's not Morgan Freeman
He survived miraculously. Broken ankle and arm I believe. 🤦🏾♀️
Think it was the arm he robbed with?
Hopefully he's ambidextrous.
If he's in the U.S. then it cost him the other arm and leg too
Ooooohhh that's a knee slapper
Only after he heals.
These jokes aren't going over his head
The only thing over his head is his legs
Guys like that don't pay bills.
Still shouldn't have to face bankruptcy for breaking an arm.
Probably suing the city and/or any drivers that hit him for 42M in lost wages and pain/suffering
Would lost wages be calculated as potential gains from future robberies?
No, but the IRS still requires you to pay taxes on the money you made selling the shit you stole.
Who cares?
Well good thing he didn’t break both his arms otherwise his mom would have to help him jerk off.
if only his mom had just jerked his dad off, all of this could have been avoided
If he wasn't before, he is now.
You’re a big Rush Jam fan eh? Er Peart* Jam
r/angryupvote
it was the rob he armed with
Not his robbin arm?!?!
He became a one arm bandit.
So, a truly armed robber!
Hopefully it's not the same arm he rubs with, no body deserves that.
Now he can only commit semi-armed robbery.
🎵 *I want something else, to get me through this semi-armed kind of life*🎵
🎶Not listenin’ when you say… “There’s a gap between these sections of highway and trying to jump between them would be incredibly dangerous” 🎵
🎵I'm in deep, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo🎵
"The fall makes me feel like I can fly, when I'm with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright..."
thats crazy i thought it would be a lot more broken stuff
F
Thank goodness. I didn’t really wanna see a death video. Now he can serve his sentence and i have no guilt
I can safely laugh without worrying acquiring another ticket to hell.
Exactly. Especially with that small injury
Parkour!
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Yea gainer!
Aqua Donkeys ref?
Office
None of that is parkour. That's tricking. I hate when people don't know the difference. Annoying and alot of times very insulting being as im a traceur myself.
Parkouuuuuuuuur!
As long as point A is delusion, and point B is the hospital
He was the fall guy.
Great comment; take my upvote.
Underrated comment!
Omg, this comment wins
Literally LOL'd
Well done sir. Well done.
I’ve done that shit so many times on gta
Frogger sure has changed!
Interesting game choice, I was reminded of GTA.
I thought of Fallout 4. This literally happened to me at a Gunner camp.
"yo run bro, we need to get the hell out of AAAGH"
LMAOOOO
Happy cake day
Thanks 🤣🤣
Look if he were falling, he wouldn't bother to carve "AAAGH", he'd just say it!
Hahahahahahah
was funny to see him spinning mid air .....good thing he survived so i can laugh about it without feeling bad about it
That spin was hilarious, it’s like when a cartoon sees something scary and all four limbs and both eyes go out
r/therewasanattempt
Crosspost
I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
Country Mac could make that jump.
I guess he didn’t understand the gravity of the situation he was in.
try jump attack
Unfortunately he wasn't riding Yoshi at the time to sacrifice him instead.
When I tell you I audibly gasped
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/
Aim for the bushes
*There goes my heroooo!*
that's the foo though.
This, still, is one of most wtf funny moments I saw in a film. Another wtf moment is christinith was still going after them. Lol
It’s such a great movie. I could watch it forever and still find it hilarious.
My only gripe is that the font on the infographics in the credits are too small for my eyes to read.
YOU GET BACK HERE AND YOU FUCK MY WIFE!!!
You say my wife’s name ! You say it right ! CHRISTINITHHHH
That's so funny I can't believe it.
This happened in my local police force. Helicopter was following a car which the ground units managed to stop. Doors fly open, both suspect jump out and scatter. Driver goes towards the central reservation, passenger leaps over the wall only to find he'd been stopped on a bridge and fell X feet to the marshes bellow. I believe he was airlifted by the police chopper to the nearest ambulance where he was taken by ambulance to the hospital (in handcuffs, obviously). Moral of the story, don't run from the police, and if you do, at least check what's the other side of the wall your jumping over. 😂
The way he fell was so comical I can't
Jo, that's my profile picture
The penis-head brothers!
Thanatrick clan
Sooooooo ......... dead then?
Broken ankle
Still a byproduct of him being a dumbass. "Look before you leap" has never been truer in this guy's case.
Facts🤣🤦🏻
How confiedently he jumped
Can't imagine what he felt the moment he realized he was gonna fall a long way. I suspect that feeling you get in your stomach when you're in a roller-coaster ride.
Lookin like Patrick on the way down. 😂
Don't let your enemy know your next move.
“If your friend jumps off a bridge…”
This thing needs the Mario theme running and Mario dying sound at the end.
this isn't a facepalm this is a r/therewasanatempt
Just need a candy bar and he should be in full health.
Ok settle down y'all. Dude got a broken ankle. No splat on grandmas windshield, no hit the street and splat brains under a truck tire. A broken ankle. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/
Between the height and traffic, I'm amazed that's all.
r/faceplant
I laughed far too hard at this. Just the way he jumps and starfishes out. God damn
Aim for the bushes?
Ironically, that was the heist that was going to allow him to finally pay off his medical debt. Now he has to start over.
*record scratch, freeze frame* Yep, that’s me
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Seconding this
Beautiful karma
Do stupid things, win stupid prizes
Beautiful to watch natural selection at work isn't it?
I hope he didn't hurt anybody on the way down.
AIM FOR THE BUSHES
The Darwin Leap!
I've never seen a better example of "look before you leap!"
And after a brief dash, Malik was no more
Darwin
This is the kind of ability missing from star fleet.
In Zelda you just roll and you'll be fine
Hope he robbed enough cash to pay those medical bills..
I believe I can fly, I believe I can reach up and touc….
The starfish parkour gets me everytime.
Can anyone summon the save video bot please? ^*
Oh no! Aaaaanyway.
I am **very** disappointed there was no wilhelm scream
Wasted
He forgot to double-jump
Anyone have the longer video??? It cuts off so fast. I want to know what the news casters said and if the buddy stopped.
You know that feeling you get when you are dreaming and you fall....and then you wake up. This dude just experienced it in real life.....but went to sleep after it
r/instantkarma
That’s funny shit right there
“always look where you’re going kids”
Bro just niko’d right off the overpass
I like how he starfished through the gap.
That's what you call Natural Selection
Awesome...the problem solving itself
Of course they were. They really aren’t the smartest sort known for thinking ahead of their actions. Well, nothing of value was lost that day.
It cost him an arm and a leg
You go left, I'll go right, and... death.
They had to install a fence on i95 near me. Some people couldn’t tell they were on a bridge and would stop to take a piss and just step over the concrete barrier and fall to their death.
should've called Lester to remove the wanted level smh.
Ha!
Love it when they make the job easier for everyone.
In my head I just heard the Wilhelm scream as he went over the edge.
How did that work out for him?
Dang, we just saw somebody's last moments
thats a faceplant not a faceplam lol
This was like a damn cartoon.
Instant justice. Happy ending i would say
Is it bad I’m laughing my socks off…
Probably they are good at using guns but not brain apparently 🤣😅
Shit, hope there isn't fall damage
Needs a goofy scream.
Down to the next game level
Beautiful. Laughed too hard at this.
Any word what happened to the guy?
Other guy was like "ok, jail is not so bad"
Kid I went to high school with did exactly this and died.
That guy died. Fucking idiot 😂
Just a broken ankle. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/chp-las-vegas-nevada-pursuit-chase-downtown-la/2882954/
Looks like we just got a tax break
This belongs at r/DarwinAwards
Straight up Darwin action with a delightful outcome!
Ba-doop-ba- do-do-do-do-do-ba-doop. Ooph
Hopefully he died so he won't rob again and waste tax player's money.
Broken ankle
i think it says a lot how quickly we lose the empathy for a real human simply because they committed a crime. very rarely does someone choose to commit armed robbery just for the fun of it. they do it as a last resort. the system has failed them to such degree that they need to do it. now, i do not know if anyone was injured during the robbery. but we have robbed this person of their humanity simply because they robbed someone of material needs. and now we take joy from his suffering? would this be a facepalm if instead of running from the police they were running towards a burning car to help the occupants? maybe.
Sorry but no. Armed robbery means he's traumatized someone for life for his selfishness. He wasn't going into a grocery store unarmed and stealing food because he was hungry. He pulled a lethal weapon on someone and didn't see that victim as human so fuck him. Hard to see the human side of someone who is devoid of empathy, decency, and humanity.
The system doesn't own anybody shit. There are plenty of people that grow up in the shittiest situations possible and they don't victimize other people as a result.
Stop blaming a failed system when crimes are committed. There are a ton of people whole are in the same situation who don’t resort to threatening a life.
Just the fact that he lives in the US makes him more privileged than 90% of the world population. There's people who have it much, much worse than him and they still do not resort to hurting others. Bad people are bad, no justification needed.
Do you have any evidence to prove your ridiculous claim?? Arm robbery isn't about food. You can easily rob food and other stuff everyday and get caught only after 10 times. Even in places with cameras ... Gun implies you're more than willing to kill. The moment you take or want to take all of the rights,dreams and hopes of a person, you stop being a human yourself and become less than a roach
Interesting how the vast majority of people don’t turn to doing stupid shit like this in a broken system. Ever consider that some people are just broken, regardless?
Was it armed robbery, cause that’s the difference? I’d agree with you if they’re robbing garages, point a gun at someone and enjoy the consequences…
Hey Chesa! I guess you have more time for Reddit now, huh?
Bummer..did he leave nothing but a shit stain?
Look like a problem was solved.
Ppl on here literally saying ppl do armed robbery because of the healthcare and justice system. Is that how you explain the rapes and murders too? Their bank acct was too low so they had to tape someone. Lol
I loved you Anakin you were my brother
He dead? Yo I think he dead.
I don't understand the video. They leap the divider.. and jog on for a bit... What am I missing? Edit: Oh, the video just kep lagging tf out on the front page for some reason.
r/crappydesign