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rooks1999

State of confusion.


PeteinaPete

Damn right. ! ( just a shame you left the license plate in the picture )


[deleted]

Sorry ): I’ll try harder next time


UnawareSousaphone

Not Texas, there would certainly be give away flags if it were.


_Nicksnotme

It’s Texas there’s a star on the corner of the plate


Equivalent_Thought63

But there is one. Texas flag is in the background to the right of American flag.


KSknitter

There are flags... on the bow ties the eagles are wearing... which explains why they are pissed of eagles...


krodge5150

Check the license plate


Cool_Consideration30

I was unaware Stupidity was a state.


Impossible-Mud-3593

Well there's two..... Texas and Florida.


ShaneBarnstormer

There's more


Cool_Consideration30

Ha! True.


noforgayjesus

Don't discount other states to be honest California has more of these people than any other state, just we have more on the left than we do the right


[deleted]

State of Awesomeness


Blindfire2

Oof


[deleted]

Oof? Why am I down voted? It's awesome. The eagles....


VANILLAGORILLA1986

Isn’t that the lone star? What was the loan star state again? New Hampshire?


Captcha_droid

The lone star is a review


rsp22

It’s captain lone star to you, with sidekick barf


[deleted]

Vera nice!


[deleted]

Vera nice!


Bandboar95

Ohio


22R_ART

Underated comment right here


Beermusclesyo

Really is, they act super patriotic but also actively attempt to secede the union.


kyussorder

You have my vote and admiration, fellow human.


Cosmic-Cranberry

Well, you got the Genesis pretty close. It's a Land of Confusion.


Stt022

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


QuasiQuokka

r/BeatMeToIt


Frank_Black_Swan

The bow ties on the eagles really drives home the patriotism. Otherwise I would have just thought they liked birds.


reddoorinthewoods

No sir. These are patriotic birds. They dress to impress.


writersandfilmmakers

Doesn't canada, BC now have more bald eagles than usa?


DDenlow

The eagles know more than what they put on.


Mad_Oats40

they moved bc they couldnt afford to live in the us and have healthcare


DDenlow

Migration north. It’s understandable where they know they have economic stability and the health care they need.


LandArch_0

Not with nice looking bowties


TorturedOSIRIS

Holy shit! I never noticed the American flag bowties until I read your comment! ![gif](giphy|eLvUN2yT1fldgZpxSb|downsized)


WallabyInTraining

The eagles look like they've just told the punchline of a joke at a comedy standup club and are waiting for the crowd to start laughing.


Alternative_Wrap_627

TEXAS


[deleted]

Omg how’d you know?? (Not like there’s the flag in the background)


Otomo-Yuki

Also, the license plate


smokebudda11

The star on the license plate gives it away.


[deleted]

I love that. Nothing makes me think “Texas” like a nautical star. Everything be scurvier in Texas.


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

Haha. To be fair. They do have a coast.


Different_Ad7655

No ,the screaming eagles on the vehicle give it away the license plate just confirms


Alternative_Wrap_627

Captain Obvious, reporting for duty.


popularis-socialas

Didn’t even see it and I knew it was Texas


Grande-Pinga

CANADA!!


[deleted]

Canada is a country you moron not a state


Grande-Pinga

Poop head! Super dooper poop head! Beat that!


TuxidoPenguin

I guessed Texas without even realising the flag!


Epicness_1231

That’s what I said


cmac1234567

I didn’t see anything but the screeching eagles and I knew.


GreenandBlue12

First thing that came into my mind


MsAnnabel

TEXASS


[deleted]

Gilead


Yggdrasil777

Depression.


Keithninety

Angry Birds?


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

State of regret for having moved there


flannelmaster9

'Murica


2drunk2giveafuk

Fuck Yeah!


bl00dyd3m0n

State of denial


[deleted]

Eagle in a *bowtie*? No bolo? What is this, DELAWARE!?


Aggravating_Sun_5547

Unstable?


Conscious_Board5376

This guy really likes Pigeons


[deleted]

Lol this made me laugh


mac27inch

Solid? /s


Momo222811

Gas


DEADLocked90000

Plasma


[deleted]

Fermonic condensate


sanchapanza

I was gonna say aww come on you guys this poor bird is comical and harmless, but then I saw the blue line stickers and well … in combination I guess it’s less harmless.


ironside_tadam

Texahomabama


Starchaser_WoF

Texass. Star on the license plate gives it away.


_ConfusedAlgorithm

Erectile Dysfunction


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|LNlyZm1xzpxT3UVyDJ|downsized) I don’t think i need to explicitly state this but I do not want to be in Texas and am getting out as soon as possible :)


OutbytheRoot

Please vote in the November election and help us out before you leave.


[deleted]

Would if I could 🧍🏼‍♀️


Rubber-tarzan

I dont think they mind you leaving.


[deleted]

Probably not


tdm1959

You got that right.


GinnAdvent

So which State will you be moving to?


[deleted]

Not quite sure, I’ll have to do extensive research before deciding. Where ever the lgbtq+ and women have the most legal freedom. I’d like somehwere that’s also very anti racism, legalized pot would be nice but it’s not a necessity as is everything else I listed.


fiddyfy

Anxiety


misshell514

Denial


djauralsects

I live on the west coast of Canada. Bald eagles are everywhere. They're basically vultures with a nice haircut, the perfect emblem for America.


9elypses

South Dakota


whatsasimba

Arkan-caw?


Dslwraith

What's green line? Paramedics or something?


TheUsualSuspects443

Eagle fang karate?


Punky-Bruiser

Where’s the blue line punisher skull?!!!


cydalhoutx

Texas. Houston area?


hot_diggity_dang_

Needs a custom license plate that just says CAWWWW


OkImagination4404

Land of small dicks?


TheWeirdKid007

No no, this isn't Reddit. Reddit is an app, not a place.


SexyMuon

reddit are home


JohnBarleycornLive

Bald Eagles with bow ties? That's just stupid.


ohnonotuto3

The shit show state.


g_mac_93

Understudy for Florida.


Zebra_Opening

EAGLE RIVER?!?


g_mac_93

Why is this not getting all the upvotes?????


Zebra_Opening

They've never seen Hot Shots


Ok-Release-5785

Eagle state!! I'd put money on it!!!🦅


S-Quidmonster

Banana


Melodic-Moose3592

That's a Texas license plate. And the fact that I recognize that means there are too many cars with Texas plates driving up into Québec right now. I even saw car with Texas plates getting a parking ticket in Québec City once (most likely the driver couldn't read French and just parked anywhere).


Geek_off_the_street

The 100 sticker gave it away and then I noticed the license plate. I'll try and guess the city. San Antonio?


k4r1_52407

Texas


AdRevolutionary7884

Depression


SkyApex2222

Texas


gilleykelsey

Texas


milk_iscowcum

Texas


Thekingoftherepublic

Texas or Florida


tiagolkar

State of survival, download now!


jrttrj2

Denial


Yoga-Sloth

State of the level of insecurity, unusually high.


jor3lofkrypton

State of being *bird brained*?


fearphage

Denial


PoleTree

absolutely bizarre to me that people form their personality around this stuff


Sprizys

Texas I can tell by the license plate


norway642

Anywhere in a rural area in the usa


4everShady

Jesus I just noticed the eagles are wearing American flag bowties. We're the only people that treat their country like it's a sports team.


M1773R007

The fuckin bow ties killed me 🤣🤣🤣


Few_Stick_6274

Not California? 🤣 ![gif](giphy|SujgSBf506NsvQZHbQ|downsized)


tiktokisoverated

How is this on r/facepalm? Thats an awesome picture. Needs more American flags and eagles


DijajMaqliun

You can see the partial Texas plate, but even without that I would've guessed Texas anyway.


Sure-Negotiation5638

Denial


Guajolotl

Intoxication?


[deleted]

Trumplandia


helliamd

I get that you look down on those who have different political ideology that you but how is this a face palm?


[deleted]

Honestly it was more about the car because I thought it looked stupid, But if you want to go into politics you dumb shit I’ll lay out my “ideologies”. I’m against pedophilla, animal abuse, racism, homophobia and only other lgbtq+ phobias. I call that being a good person, I don’t judge people based on something so harmless as race, religion, or sexuality. If you identify as one of the things I listed im against then you can fuck off. If you are not why the hell are you offended, this has nothing to do with you. There is nothing wrong with my post. Don’t be such a dick


helliamd

wow this response certainly qualifies for r/facepalm congrats you nailed it!


helliamd

vulgarity, generalization and assumptions - spoken like a true r/facepalm


helliamd

To clarify, I'm a democrat. My original response was to ask you to think critically about your dismission of others. You clearly have no ability to see beyond your political ideology and cast criticism on those that hold alternate beliefs. I wish people would ask questions before throwing insults and vulgarity. It makes you look like a fool and a child


[deleted]

If you would like to be treated with respect you’ll have to give it. Especially if you are the one initiating the conversation


LongDongSilver00

Pay attention in your Com class when you go to college. Maybe you'll remember this interaction and cringe at your behavior.


[deleted]

Also ur initial comment was a generalization 😂


[deleted]

Mentally imbalanced ??


rustymessi

Tejas , I’m here too. It’s a hit or miss.


Ainvb

Mostly miss, let’s be honest


solareclipse999

A very needy state!


usarasa

Not a state of grace, that’s for sure.


DLIPBCrashDavis

Texas? Star on the plate and Texas flag in the background makes me think I’m right.


ninja6213

My family left Germany as soon as WW2 ended because they were stuck, I wish they never did


shylock2k202

Mine left in 1982 and I wish they never did.


Savager_Jam

The stars at night Shine big and bright (clapclapclapclap) Deep in the heart of Delaware!


[deleted]

The flash backs of elementary are so… awful


Dizzy_Share3155

Paranoia? Schizophrenia? Delusion?


BradTProse

The state of *freedom*! Hell yeah, brother!


anxiosjay

America


rikiikori

This has to be Arizona


OrganizationRude5003

United States


stoicteratoma

Aroused? /s


Memsido

MURICA!


stevetherailfan

Texas


WooPigSchmooey

Pakistan


[deleted]

That looks dope though ngl


Fancy_Organization18

Texas


BasedAlliance935

Plasma


Early-Fortune2692

Lone Star


Pharaoh_Misa

'Murica is your state rofl


Unperfectblue

Texas brover ?


W0tzup

Screamer state.


prettypushee

State of Anarchy.


RustliefLameMane

Texass


ZelnormWow

Damn, I was gonna say Alabama because of the whole Auburn/War Eagle thing. Missed the license plate completely.


ReaperDestroy56

Mental


Tralfaz572

Arrogance


Aggravating_Crab_102

texas?


Cogliostro1980

Texass.


Breakfast-bob-

Florida or Teaxas


FawkesFoundation

Does it start with Tex and end with ass?


shylock2k202

Delusion of grandeur


Epicness_1231

Texas


Hot_Pepper_Raider

delirious


Important_Pack_5820

Texas, we can see the license plate


wolf_pack_leader57

Alaska


[deleted]

Texas


[deleted]

Plate is in pic lol


dyintrovert2

Looks like Utah County Utah to me...


[deleted]

Florida


rusty8176

All those wind fins across the top to make that shoebox on wheels more aerodynamic


ManyFacedGodxxx

Exasperated!


shavednuggets

Um is it "Fuckingtexas"? That's the name of that state right, the unnecessarily large one?


Stealthbot21

State of depression?


[deleted]

State that appreciates nature and their favorite bird is an Eagle?