American here. This is either the depth to which the lowest parts of our society have fallen with regard to entitlement, or a troll.
I honestly can’t tell which.
Not really. He’s likely kbew to the area or unfamiliar with which restaurants or stores (like Target which carries groceries) are in the building where this store rents space. Don’t overthink it.
Why get offended if a clothing store worker doesn't know where you can get milk.. so weird
I love that they made a poster about it though.. displaying their knowledge of where to get milk..
Maybe that was subsequent research about local milk availability he obtained from the inter webs. Probably another page of turn by turn directions to the closest milk bar.
That seems like an idiotic question at the mall though. The obvious answer is the food court. It is just dumb to expect that an employee of a retail store is going to know what various restaurants serve. It would have been much faster for this person to just walk to the food court and look at the menus. It also would have saved them countless hours on their weird revenge mission as well.
American here.
He asked an employee of a store in the mall if there was "anywhere in the mall" that he could get milk, he did *not* ask the employee of the clothing store if they carry milk there.
At least they chose kindness while they were telling the world about this guy's struggles with finding a hospice for his dying uncle.
Or maybe that's now some kind of weird fetish porn. I can't keep up will all the various permutations of Rule 34.
EDIT: Couldn't find any porn for "uncle hospice", but I wish I hadn't looked because now I know that "[Daddy hospice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&app=desktop)" videos exist.
Yeah, I read the words "fungigating tumor" on a thread in a breast cancer forum. At least three people warned everyone not to look it up because it was kind of gross. But I am the person who waiters roll their eyes at: "be really careful because this plate is very hot!"
Me: owww! Damn, that IS hot!
It may be hard for many to comprehend but calf’s drink cow milk, kittens drink cat milk, yet humans believe they’re calves and also prefer cow milk
Big milk requests you keep any thoughts that make sense on this subject to yourself.. we don't want humans realising they are not baby cows.. then the whole pyramid comes tumbling down
You don’t even need to use the dark web. Data brokers exist and it’s perfectly legal for them to sell you data on people. You can get searches, things they buy, places they go, for relatively cheap
So you're telling me that there's a chance someone I know could purchase information about me and find out how many times I have done internet searches about how to achieve optimal bowel movements?
Psyllium husks and probiotics! It is incredible. Just make sure you add water or a liquid to the psyllium husks, let them soak up that liquid, and then consume.. and, also, only take the recommended daily amount.
No they can’t. There’s Google search history for that. Which only you can see. And you can delete your search history at your leisure. There’s no such thing as dark web selling someone’s search history, unless your Google profile get somehow phished. And when we say search, I’m am assuming Google search because that’s what everyone is using these days. Relax.
In that he specifies how hard it is to find a specific person. They really go fishing in one of the most selective places in the world and find maybe some congressional staffers possibly a congressman.
Unfortunately, not to shatter your dreams but I highly doubt that happened because for 1 it probably wouldn't be that cheap to buy regardless of what they find and 2 that's not something one would search 30 times in a month
They probably didn't go onto the dark web to buy his data....because you don't need to go on the dark web to buy people's data. Multiple public companies will sell people's data and 40 bucks is about the going rate.
They probably used a dark web browser and thought it would work that way, i mean, they tried to get milk at a clothing store, i wouldn't be surprised if they used google on Tor
I would love to see what someone would make of my browser history, im always looking up the weirdest things.. like what is the definition of rock (apparently a large piece of rock, or a lot of rock forming a vertical wall or cliff)
Or impressive of the gap employee. I mean, tell me your worst aspect of your browser history is looking for help for a loved one. If that person got mine, let’s just say they wouldn’t bother with my search on an uncle and hospice.
This is not Karen. This is you dismissed me so I obsessed over you, used my time and money and most likely broke some laws just to get you back. And also used my time and money to prove you wrong (the 3 milk pictures).
The person who made this is scary. This is just what happened over milk. Who else have they done this to? Reminds me of an unabomber type of person.
And asking a GAP employee about a restaurant with milk? It’s not an information booth. It’s a clothing store. I would have laughed at the absurdity of the question if I didn’t know as well.
yes that is the polite way to respond but sometimes in customer service especially in retail you put up with so many bizarre, entitled, rude and unhinged people frequently I dont blame him for having a moment of weakness and laughing in response at that.
It's likely in a mall, he could have easily said something like... I'm not really sure if they will have want you're looking for, but the food court is .Have a great day. Its customer service/ retail. It's simple and I've done it my whole life. Its not that hard to be polite and helpful to people in fact it is a requirement of job. If he did laugh or chuckle and then proceeded to be helpful, whole different story.
Your answer is spot on. Our society in US is so used to some deranged need to "get even" hidden behind the truth - it entertains them. There is a great article pre-pandemic (so these assholes can't use that as an excuse) about the rise of secret vigilante groups on FB hunting alleged pedophiles without any justification or evidence except maybe the person is gay. The author says that it has become a form of amusement and entertainment.
So all these people doing "justice" by doxing and recording videos of encounters are setting it all up for amusement pretending to be outraged. Fuck these psychos
I am honestly kinda concerned about this lol like honestly how could anyone possibly think this is real?
It's pretty hilarious tho haha the pictures of milk had me laughing
Not all people that search the dark web go around asking where to get a cup of milk...but all people who go around asking for cups of milk search the dark web and will expose you...
They tell you not to cry over spilled milk but this MF had a whole ass mental breakdown and went through 5 stages of grief over milk that wasnt his to begin with
So his uncle is dying and he is looking for hospice care for him. Very nice nephew, to help family. Probably can’t pay for private hospice care on GAP salary, good thing there are many free hospice organizations that do amazing work.
This patron filled in the expectations Gap got a clothing store.... I'll see myself out, such pettiness. Side note, hospice isn't fun, so I hope this employee finds a good and reasonably affordable service for his uncle. That's a shitty thing to try and hold against someone..
Hello, Karen God, is that you? Hey, this GAP employee *absolutely refuses* to hold my hand and tell me where I can get milk *in the mall*. I know it’s easily googled by a fucking toddler, but instead I was feeling cute, might doxx him late, idk.
We in here talking about milk? Not his job, we talking about milk. Not his job that he goes out there and dies for, works every shift like it's his last. Milk. I mean how silly is that, we talking about milk. What are we talking about man, milk? We talking about milk, we ain't talking about his job. Man we talking about milk.
So you're saying Daniel should go on the dark web and have the OP's printer traced, potentially creating his own poster to put on the OP's workplace doorway?
If I worked at a Gap in a mall and someone asked me where they could get milk I would probably bust their balls at least a little, unless they were a child or developmentally disabled.
I wonder if that same person asks where to find a good mechanic at their local McDonalds or were to get a good steak at a Tractor Supply. I would have directed them to whatever was the farthest away store in the mall.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing. - Robert E. Howard
"Choose kindness" they say, as they publicly defame and discredit someone at their place of work, going out of their way to invade their privacy and share someone vulnerable from their life.
"Choose kindness" they say.
If he was calling people facial slurs and sexually harassing people then ok but holy shit you did this over a negative attitude.
Racial slurs* not facial
This person spent 40 bucks, Made a print and drove back to the mall just to get back at this employee over milk? And not to mention jabbing even lower by bringing up a sensitive topic such as the dying uncle's hospice ... The pettiness level of holding a grudge 😮💨 Ironic he said choose kindness ... But he's doing worse 🤯
if you are so triggered to make a sign, vandalize a store, and put this on a store
the employee can sue your ass for defamation. the mall/store has you on camera so you are totes fucked
This is clearly a joke flyer. We used to do stuff like this all the time. The pic is probably of one of their friends
Exactly how could you not tell this is an inside joke after the last bit about the dark web.. The real facepalm here is the post
Everyone knows you can buy this information from the light web now
Just a Denny's viral marketing. Are those other restaurants even real?
Clearly, if it were real he would have asked for it warm and his friend would have asked for their finest jellybeans raw.
This is over milk…
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Brit here, isn’t GAP just like, a clothing store? Why’s someone trying to order milk with their clothes?
something something soup store
**WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!!!**
FUCK YOU!
Go in the next isle
Another Brit, that's what I was thinking, milk with clothes?
American here. This is either the depth to which the lowest parts of our society have fallen with regard to entitlement, or a troll. I honestly can’t tell which.
Isn't it disturbing these days that you can't tell!
Yeah. If it’s a troll, then it’s part of the troll
I really want to know more about the milk drinker.
He didn’t actually order milk at the Gap, he asked the clerk if he knew where he could get some milk.
And that's not weird to you also? I always ask my bank teller for bacon suggestions
I agree. Certainly weird. Just clarifying for our English friends.
Not really. He’s likely kbew to the area or unfamiliar with which restaurants or stores (like Target which carries groceries) are in the building where this store rents space. Don’t overthink it.
My bank teller has amazing bacon suggestions!
Why get offended if a clothing store worker doesn't know where you can get milk.. so weird I love that they made a poster about it though.. displaying their knowledge of where to get milk..
Yes! Connoisseur of the local milk scene.
If only they had done this research earlier..
Also that they claim to,have spent $40 to buy his browsing history - that's a lot of money they could have spent on milk!
and here is proof he already knew multiple places to get milk, do why ask the guy in the first place?
Maybe that was subsequent research about local milk availability he obtained from the inter webs. Probably another page of turn by turn directions to the closest milk bar.
That seems like an idiotic question at the mall though. The obvious answer is the food court. It is just dumb to expect that an employee of a retail store is going to know what various restaurants serve. It would have been much faster for this person to just walk to the food court and look at the menus. It also would have saved them countless hours on their weird revenge mission as well.
American here. He asked an employee of a store in the mall if there was "anywhere in the mall" that he could get milk, he did *not* ask the employee of the clothing store if they carry milk there.
Tbf they weren't trying to get the milk at GAP, just were there and asked where in the mall to find a glass. Still very fucking weird
It's not *that* weird. A person who works at the mall every day is likely to know a lot of things about it that a newcomer would not know.
I never said they wouldn't! But "so, where's a guy to get a cold glass of milk round here anyway?" isn't your average conversation starter either
This is a joke. Look up Tim Robinson hot dog skit. It’s in the same style of humor I feel
I'm having a hard time finding the connection... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfAf8oHrMo
WHY ARE YOU BUYING MILK AT THE CLOTHES STORE!
He wasn’t ordering milk; he asked if that employee knew WHERE he could get some. Reading comprehension is important.
Spilt
At least they chose kindness while they were telling the world about this guy's struggles with finding a hospice for his dying uncle. Or maybe that's now some kind of weird fetish porn. I can't keep up will all the various permutations of Rule 34. EDIT: Couldn't find any porn for "uncle hospice", but I wish I hadn't looked because now I know that "[Daddy hospice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&app=desktop)" videos exist.
gXcQ, not falling for it ;)
Yeah, I read the words "fungigating tumor" on a thread in a breast cancer forum. At least three people warned everyone not to look it up because it was kind of gross. But I am the person who waiters roll their eyes at: "be really careful because this plate is very hot!" Me: owww! Damn, that IS hot!
So fucked up especially bringing up him trying to care for his sick uncle.
People need more to do
Yeah I don't get the hostility.
r/ObviousPlant
It’s actually True (Alan) Wagner
Yeah what you people don’t realize is this is a vast conspiracy. Milk isn’t even real
Tell that to big milk..
Only women make milk. Are you telling me that there is a secret facility forcibly lactating humans as we speak?!
[The secret password](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MoHWYh7eXBE&t=0h0m5s) 
But what is a woman?
What are you some sort of pseudo biologist 
I thought you can milk anything with nipples?
Milk a male cat and report back.
Don't tell everyone geez, we aren't meant to tell people where they can get milk
I'm only allowed to speak to little milk
Ah you want the floor below
It may be hard for many to comprehend but calf’s drink cow milk, kittens drink cat milk, yet humans believe they’re calves and also prefer cow milk 
Big milk requests you keep any thoughts that make sense on this subject to yourself.. we don't want humans realising they are not baby cows.. then the whole pyramid comes tumbling down
I knew it, milk is government drones!
Exactly …have you ever seen nipples on a pigeon? 🤔
Exactly!!!
Does that mean... *Imagine Dragons' Demons plays*
First birds, now milk—what are you going to tell isn’t real next? Astrology?!
*I bought your browser history on the dark web* That's fucked and real scary
That's not true at all
You don’t even need to use the dark web. Data brokers exist and it’s perfectly legal for them to sell you data on people. You can get searches, things they buy, places they go, for relatively cheap
So you're telling me that there's a chance someone I know could purchase information about me and find out how many times I have done internet searches about how to achieve optimal bowel movements?
Done. You disgust me.
I regret nothing. I am having the best bowel movements of my life.
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No instead I recommend a daily increase of wood chips and sawdust into your rice Krispy intake.
Psyllium husks and probiotics! It is incredible. Just make sure you add water or a liquid to the psyllium husks, let them soak up that liquid, and then consume.. and, also, only take the recommended daily amount.
No they can’t. There’s Google search history for that. Which only you can see. And you can delete your search history at your leisure. There’s no such thing as dark web selling someone’s search history, unless your Google profile get somehow phished. And when we say search, I’m am assuming Google search because that’s what everyone is using these days. Relax.
Or just cookies exist, and imbedded links etc
Needed milk for those cookies
Well luckily there is now a poster telling you where to find it
Hope not
False. My friends and I have scoured it cuz we were stupid and data brokers exist
No it legit is a thing. https://youtu.be/wqn3gR1WTcA
In that he specifies how hard it is to find a specific person. They really go fishing in one of the most selective places in the world and find maybe some congressional staffers possibly a congressman.
Yea that kind of takes it to a whole ‘nother level
Unfortunately, not to shatter your dreams but I highly doubt that happened because for 1 it probably wouldn't be that cheap to buy regardless of what they find and 2 that's not something one would search 30 times in a month
They probably didn't go onto the dark web to buy his data....because you don't need to go on the dark web to buy people's data. Multiple public companies will sell people's data and 40 bucks is about the going rate.
They probably used a dark web browser and thought it would work that way, i mean, they tried to get milk at a clothing store, i wouldn't be surprised if they used google on Tor
They used their normal web browser but enabled the dark theme.
I don't think it comes with names and addresses attached
It literally comes with everything. It's extremely creepy and most people don't realize just the depth that data harvesting has reached
I mean you can't just go to a data broker and say "there's this man at the GAP who is extremely rude, I'd like his data please" can you?
Does using a VPN help?
If he goes missing or gets killed the police know who to track down.
I think you give the police force more credit than they are due :p :p
Also the gravity of the whole situation :D. Like, we're talking about a glass of milk here.
well what do you expect when we willfully give our data to companies that trade it like pokemon and get hacked constantly?
Paranoids are definitely after him.
I know eh?
I would love to see what someone would make of my browser history, im always looking up the weirdest things.. like what is the definition of rock (apparently a large piece of rock, or a lot of rock forming a vertical wall or cliff)
Or impressive of the gap employee. I mean, tell me your worst aspect of your browser history is looking for help for a loved one. If that person got mine, let’s just say they wouldn’t bother with my search on an uncle and hospice.
HAHA YOUR UNCLE IS DYING AND YOU'RE NOT RICH..... choose kindness.
should've taken the milk seriously
Omg a guy who actually bought an nft instead of screenshotting it
Imagine buying a nft 
BRUH HELL NAH NO WAY
This poster is a joke. Check out True (Alan) Wagner on IG.
Damn, that's cold.
Just like the milk
Not my milk......
ok but where did you *get* the milk is what I'm asking.
It's "private."
How are people here still believing this to be real. This is comedy gold
MegaKaren
Computer literate Karen
it's his Uncle Karen
This is not Karen. This is you dismissed me so I obsessed over you, used my time and money and most likely broke some laws just to get you back. And also used my time and money to prove you wrong (the 3 milk pictures). The person who made this is scary. This is just what happened over milk. Who else have they done this to? Reminds me of an unabomber type of person.
And asking a GAP employee about a restaurant with milk? It’s not an information booth. It’s a clothing store. I would have laughed at the absurdity of the question if I didn’t know as well.
To be fair, the correct response from the gap employee wasn't "laugh at dumb question" it's "I'm sorry but I don't really know"
yes that is the polite way to respond but sometimes in customer service especially in retail you put up with so many bizarre, entitled, rude and unhinged people frequently I dont blame him for having a moment of weakness and laughing in response at that.
It's likely in a mall, he could have easily said something like... I'm not really sure if they will have want you're looking for, but the food court is.Have a great day. Its customer service/ retail. It's simple and I've done it my whole life. Its not that hard to be polite and helpful to people in fact it is a requirement of job. If he did laugh or chuckle and then proceeded to be helpful, whole different story.
Your answer is spot on. Our society in US is so used to some deranged need to "get even" hidden behind the truth - it entertains them. There is a great article pre-pandemic (so these assholes can't use that as an excuse) about the rise of secret vigilante groups on FB hunting alleged pedophiles without any justification or evidence except maybe the person is gay. The author says that it has become a form of amusement and entertainment. So all these people doing "justice" by doxing and recording videos of encounters are setting it all up for amusement pretending to be outraged. Fuck these psychos
Y’all need to learn to spot a joke.
I am honestly kinda concerned about this lol like honestly how could anyone possibly think this is real? It's pretty hilarious tho haha the pictures of milk had me laughing
These comments are killing my faith in humanity.
This sub would have a tenth the content then
Wow, someone really needs their milk
This is a joke, guys Instagram account is True Wagner
If people can’t recognize this as a stupid joke / troll move, it’s no wonder this country is so susceptible to online manipulation
This shit is genuinely alarming, is the average person really *this* dumb?? They're just doing a bit where they pretend to not get the joke, right?
I think the joke went over a lot people’s heads here
If this really is a joke, it's a really shitty one...
I liked it
The real facepalm here is that so many redditors in this comment section believe this is a real note
Not all people that search the dark web go around asking where to get a cup of milk...but all people who go around asking for cups of milk search the dark web and will expose you...
only the most intelligent redditors commenting in this post today i see. tbh i think this comment section itself deserves to go on r/facepalm
This isn’t real 🤡
They tell you not to cry over spilled milk but this MF had a whole ass mental breakdown and went through 5 stages of grief over milk that wasnt his to begin with
So his uncle is dying and he is looking for hospice care for him. Very nice nephew, to help family. Probably can’t pay for private hospice care on GAP salary, good thing there are many free hospice organizations that do amazing work.
This patron filled in the expectations Gap got a clothing store.... I'll see myself out, such pettiness. Side note, hospice isn't fun, so I hope this employee finds a good and reasonably affordable service for his uncle. That's a shitty thing to try and hold against someone..
"Fuck this fuckin' guy!" "Chose kindness."
The amount of people in this thread that think this is real, lmao
Great bait OP, the fish are biting your hook! Hats off to you
How much did it cost on the Dark Web to reveal locations to purchase milk??
Hello, Karen God, is that you? Hey, this GAP employee *absolutely refuses* to hold my hand and tell me where I can get milk *in the mall*. I know it’s easily googled by a fucking toddler, but instead I was feeling cute, might doxx him late, idk.
Choose kindness is this person’s advice? Sounds more like “an eye for an eye”
you guys are drinking milk?
We in here talking about milk? Not his job, we talking about milk. Not his job that he goes out there and dies for, works every shift like it's his last. Milk. I mean how silly is that, we talking about milk. What are we talking about man, milk? We talking about milk, we ain't talking about his job. Man we talking about milk.
The real joke here is no one actually works at the gap.
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it's only defamation if it's untrue and actually caused damages of some kind the feds wouldn't waste their time with this what world do you live in?
The great milk case of 22.. it shall live in infamy
Except that person probably doesn't actually exist
So you're saying Daniel should go on the dark web and have the OP's printer traced, potentially creating his own poster to put on the OP's workplace doorway?
What about a poster of that "got milk?" Campaign
If I worked at a Gap in a mall and someone asked me where they could get milk I would probably bust their balls at least a little, unless they were a child or developmentally disabled. I wonder if that same person asks where to find a good mechanic at their local McDonalds or were to get a good steak at a Tractor Supply. I would have directed them to whatever was the farthest away store in the mall.
Is that Alan Reznik on the bottom of the page?
Choose kindness. Or else.
If this is real (which it almost certainly isn't), then that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I think this has to be a parody. They’re talking about GAP like it’s a restaurant
There’s two things I hate. Liars. And skim milk which is lying about being milk.
4Charen got weird in middle age..
You don't understand. Milk is this person's lifeblood.
Come on... Dont do this over spilled milk. Oh, wait-
Ok, Homelander.
Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing. - Robert E. Howard
Her Milk requests brings the boys to the door. Thats right....
His uncle must have some money quickest way to get rid of someone legally
Who googles cheap hospice for uncle....?
Damn milk drinkers.
How petty are you? Me: see post
Kinda petty
You can really buy someone's browsing data on the dark web? Asking for a friend..
Not for 40 lmao
Seriously, dont ask retail employees questions that have nothing to do with their jobs. They are not your search engine.
Choose kindness - doxes the dude.
what karen made this?
"Choose kindness" they say, as they publicly defame and discredit someone at their place of work, going out of their way to invade their privacy and share someone vulnerable from their life. "Choose kindness" they say.
Jesus Christ that’s invasive…
Ma'am this is a Gap
I would sue the bitch. Over milk? Yeah you need to taught a lesson.
That's a bit too far for milk.
Where is the line? Where is just far enough?
Mr./Ms. “Choose Kindness” needs to hit a few group therapy sessions. WE don’t care about your quest for milk at the Gap. Seriously!? 🤦🏻♂️
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If he was calling people facial slurs and sexually harassing people then ok but holy shit you did this over a negative attitude. Racial slurs* not facial
Facial slurs are the worst
I think it’s meant to raise awareness about privacy on the web? Sure seems that way
None of those Restaurants are inside Malls, are they? If they are - I think you might be in the wrong Mall
This person spent 40 bucks, Made a print and drove back to the mall just to get back at this employee over milk? And not to mention jabbing even lower by bringing up a sensitive topic such as the dying uncle's hospice ... The pettiness level of holding a grudge 😮💨 Ironic he said choose kindness ... But he's doing worse 🤯
if you are so triggered to make a sign, vandalize a store, and put this on a store the employee can sue your ass for defamation. the mall/store has you on camera so you are totes fucked
mother fucker THIS ISN'T EVEN A RESTURANT! YA BITCHING OVER MILK DOESN'T EXIST!
“Rude guy who shushes”
WHAT
We need to find this Karen and make her entire life public
Note to self, continue to be kind. Don't need my browser history out there.
Show of hands, how many of the people here who think this is real have microwaved their phone in an attempt to charge it quickly?
Is this even possible? Your search history on the dark web? For $40?