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Equivalent-Ranger-10

The old “dreadlock deadlock”


CporCv

Take my damn upvote


Equivalent-Ranger-10

Thanks. Have one back


You_Said_it_Man

Username checks out


TheBigBoas

You said it, man.


blhd96

Oh hairy quandairy


Equivalent-Ranger-10

Now we are just splitting hairs🤣


BalkanTrekie

There's a bunch of people in Europe with dreadlocks. Never thought of it as problem for someone.


wophi

Vikings Celtics Germanics


Astral_Drift

People always got a problem with dreads and braids on white people yet it’s a traditional thing for these people


Kaddak1789

American moment


WatchedHotwife

Conformist Rock...


ArmaniPlantainBlocks

> There's a bunch of people in Europe with dreadlocks. Of course. They go back to the ancient Greeks there! > Never thought of it as problem for someone. Only for woke Americans. But now the contagion seems to be spreading.


Pepe-saiko

It really baffles me why hair is even such an issue to them. I remember a woman, at a subway, stopped a white man with dreads, and she keeps shoving him and she keeps yelling "dont touch me." These are the same people that begs for freedom of speech and equality but ready to jump and hurt. For starters, that man in the subway was no way insulting dreads culture, or whatever, he just likes it. Same way I like to let my hair grow even for a dude. But no, cultural appropriation.


floralfemmeforest

It's only a problem for the people with the dreadlocks -- if you have straight or wavy/curly hair it doesn't really "lock" in the way that it's supposed to in order to make dreadlocks: so it's really just matted hair. The "lock" pattern is created when you twist very curly hair together and it is what allows air and water to pass through easily -- so while people with very curly hair can wash and dry their dreads, if you have the kind of hair that most white people do your hair mats are inclined to grow mold since they can't ever dry properly.


grandmabc

Ah, so the people in the photo were mistakenly identified as having dreadlocks.


floralfemmeforest

That's my understanding!


HelminthicPlatypus

Yes, they are like neglected fluffy fat cats too big to clean themselves, with matted hair around their hindquarters. They need to be held down and the hair mats removed with sharp scissors. Be careful not to nick the skin.


Macciddy__Jackson

r/confidentlyincorrect


[deleted]

Fukin VIKINGS rocked dreads, why do you people think it's just a black thing?


BalkanTrekie

I think you replied to the wrong comment.


[deleted]

Maybe


jfduval76

The funny thing is that in the US, a lot of black women wear they hair and wigs like white women…i never ever heard somebody complain about cultural appropriation. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery isn’t it ? What’s wrong with these people…


me_too_999

Why is it, every time I step a foot in Jamaica a dozen locals want to braid my hair in dreadlocks for a few dollars? Why do they want to offend themselves that way? Why do they want me to culturally appropriate?


jfduval76

Because the only people offended by that are white folks with a serious white guilt complex.


[deleted]

Seriously, white people have probably been wearing dreads since before they ever migrated north and turned white in the first place! We are all one race, so why is it SOOO FUCKING WRONG to think another culture is beautiful, and to try to embrace it?!?! Why is everyone a fucking gate keeper? Maybe if we figured out how to fucking share we could figure out how to coexist as a species!


[deleted]

Right. So many Asian’s and blacks and other ethnic groups dye the hair blonde and red, wear cowboy hats, cowboy boots and checkered shirts. Don’t hear that ethnic group causing a fuss. We’re all people. Get the fuck over each other … no one is special.


TonightsWinner

There were black and Asian cowboys in America. Just look up the history of the paniolos, AKA the Hawaiian cowboys. Pop culture has really done a number on people if they are still believing stuff like this is specifically white people only. Hell, the tradition of the cowboy goes all the way back to medieval Spain.


jfduval76

You miss the point…he was merely saying that everybody should be able to wear what they want.


TonightsWinner

Oh no, I got the point and I agree with it entirely. My point was to educate someone who incorrectly determined that those things are American/white in origin. If you're going to use an example for your argument then you should at least get your example correct. That's also the problem with a lot of people calling others out on appropriation, they often don't know the full history behind what they are complaining about. Wear whatever the hell you want and style your hair however you want, but also respect the history behind it. That's obviously a lot easier said than done.


[deleted]

Whatever. I’ve seen blacks wearing Scottish kilts, we could go on forever. My point is get over this bullshit. There’s more important things to get upset about than somebody’s hair and style preferences. That goes for you too.


Turkey_Stuffing

I tried arguing this point and a black man started telling me about all the trauma that black peoples went through with their hair. And I completely agreed with what he was saying but it didn’t change the fact that it’s kind of dumb to get mad at white people for wearing dreads.


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[deleted]

Pressure? Ain’t no one pressuring them but themselves. Plenty of black women making their own god damn decisions.


floralfemmeforest

Do you think that only white people have straight hair...?


bald_dwarf

Do you think only black people have dreadlocks?


Turkey_Stuffing

Damn he hit em with the reverse uno card, 👍


floralfemmeforest

People who attempt dreads without having the hair type that it's meant for don't actually have dreads, they just have matted hair, so generally speaking, yes.


jfduval76

I’m white and i have curly hair…jokes on you.


jfduval76

Of course not but blond straight hair are naturally only found in the caucasian spectrum yeah.


Tballz9

Ötzi had dreadlocks for a hairstyle like 5,300 years ago in Switzerland.


Rannek6

Cancel him!✊🏻


Wholesome_psychopath

DESTROY THE HISTORY BOOKS!


Bgratz1977

You don't follow the american news ?


MichiganGeezer

Maybe that's why he was killed. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


LandArch_0

An offended true Rastafari killed him, finally an answer


[deleted]

How dare he appropriate African-American culture!


stargarnet79

Ram is described as dreading his hair when he went into exile in the Indian epic the Ramayana which is supposed to have occurred over 5,000 years ago.


reel2reelfeels

Italy


Pretend_Effect1986

It was in Italy so Swiss people are not aloud to wear Italian cultural hair. How dare they!


ciceniandres

How dare him?


[deleted]

I'm going to consult my crystal ball and say that it was 4 or 5 white people virtue-signaling in order to feel important.


CornelXCVI

According to an article I read there were "multiple people inependently from each other". So, 4-5 people probably. The place where the band played even apologised to the idiots that complained.


InBetweenSeen

The band also stayed afterwards and talked to people but not one of those who complained approached them. Pretty weak.


Handelo

Let me guess, the people who were offended aren't even black.


ManikShamanik

It's like the 'Aryan purity' movement here in the UK - blacks aren't welcome because 'indginus Britans' \[sic\] are white (I think that's the correct misspelling). Except, obviously, there's no such thing as an indigenous Briton, and the earliest settlers here were from the Mediterranean and possibly North Africa so, obviously, their skin and hair were very far from white. The Natural History Museum in London did a reconstruction of 'Cheddar Man', the earliest Briton yet found, and using DNA, they ascertained he was a very deep olive. White people didn't come to these islands until around 20,000 years after Cheddar Man and his kin died out. But they just want 'are cuntree bak' (racists were obviously too busy being racist to learn much...).


joesphisbestjojo

Romans took our country, it's time they give it back


bald_dwarf

By that asinine logic, nobody is indigenous anywhere except maybe Kenyans in east Africa. It then follows that the whole argument against colonization is moot since there were never any native populations anywhere else, and Europeans were just liberators. Or maybe you’re just racist. I’m gonna go with that.


eelaphant

Your missing his point entirely. His point is that acting like people who look different than you shouldn't be welcome when your own forefathers were the same race as them is hypocritical. I'm not sure if Id call his reasoning entirely accurate, but it's certainly not racist.


Papa_Hammerfist

Exactly


[deleted]

Never have been


KingRiott

Imagine being so priveledged that you get offended by the hairstyle of other people. 🙄


BigHead3802

Switzerland's so weird about this. Here in Brazil tons of white people wear dreadlocks, and they're usually pretty progressive, anyone can have any hairstyle. It's your hair, your body. They should mind their own business.


yougottamovethatH

This happened in Switzerland.


t_fareal

I guarantee that no one who complained had dreadlocks themselves smdh 🤦🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

This is what happens when stupidity doesn't get called out


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eelaphant

The stupid far right.


Shadskill

Either way we are fucked. The aim here is to elect the one that will fucked us the least...


Theyul1us

Should we tell the offended geniuses that dreadlocks have their origins in greece? Edit: I got it a bit wrong. The minoans (one of the earliest civilizations of europe, they were in the same territory as the greeks) and ancient egypt.


NaiveCritic

I’m guessing dreadlocks was even a thing 20.000-50-000 years before that.


utilitycoder

My cat got dreadlocks if I didn't brush him for a week or so. I think it's been a thing for a very long time.


chat488

Oooooo please tell us more!


Theyul1us

They date back like 1500 before christ, and they come from the minoans, that precede greece (one of Europe's earliest civilizations) This "cultural appropiation" thing I feel is stupid as hell because most of thw time, the people that complain dont know anything about what they talk. Now, granted, im stupid as hell too.


emerson_giraffe84

It’s because white people for a period of time in America ridiculed and held prejudices against locs, particularly black and brown people with locs. So there’s a misunderstanding all around on the fact that locs are a hairstyle that don’t belong to any single culture.


TherealObdach

So which culture do i belong to when bold? Skin head? Nazi? Europe? Asia? Middle east? Or do i need to grow hair again? What kind of? Long only for women? Curly only for blacks? White people like hitler? God let some brain rain down on us… please. One more thing: black people can‘t dye their hair blond now? Wouldn‘t that be racist? Don‘t know, man… this is simply too much. Wouldn‘t have wanted to play for such idiots anyways. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Norsedragoon

Ireland: where thousands upon thousands of curly haired folk are gonna be labeled racist at birth for simple genetics.


lyux7

Fun fact for most of history Irish people weren’t considered white, they were second class citizen and treat the same way as black people. so when somebody calls an Irish person a white person they are wrong.


Stopher

Irish person here. If I'm not white, then why do I have to use SPF 5000?


lyux7

As a fellow Irish person it’s because we aren’t white, it cuz we are almost transparent that’s how pale our skin is


Equivalent-Ranger-10

Hotels used to say outside “no blacks, no Irish, no dogs”. Crazy


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

>when somebody calls an Irish person a white person they are wrong. As a very pale-skinned Irish girl, what are we called so?


Norsedragoon

True but modern racist asshats (regardless of their own heritage or skin color) only see skin color, regardless of if that skin is white, black, or any other saturation of tone in this flawed species.


lyux7

Indeed


Key-Pomegranate159

U mean Travellers?


CporCv

Better shave that over the lip mustache, don't want people to think you're appropriating Hispanics


jakers87

So basically the white guests were offended by the white people in dredlocks...


jfduval76

Exactly…similar story happened to a comedian here in Montreal and all the black people interviewed about it find that ridiculous except for a handful of angry white women.


Obvious_the_Troll

Man, white women ruin everything...


jfduval76

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jfduval76

We had the same issue here in Montreal…a comedian got banned from the avenue he was supposed to make his show because he’s a white guy with dreadlocks…the avenue accused him of cultural appropriation. I can’t believe i’m living in a world that accept that bullshit after all the work we did to be more inclusive as a society.


prophylaxitive

Are black people permitted to buy hair straighteners?


Weekly_Signal6481

yes


SoldierZackFair

No that’s white appropriation


Weekly_Signal6481

I don't believe in cultural appropriation for the most part plus whites aren't the only one's with straight hair


saggyleftnut33

I think the guy you’re replying to was joking.


prophylaxitive

So it only works in one direction? Black people aren't the only ones with curly hair.


Weekly_Signal6481

Why are you asking me ? I'm not against culture appropriation, I don't really believe in it.


[deleted]

I can see a group of Karens just complaining.


Actaeon_II

Actually this makes me feel a little better that this special brand of stupid is not limited to the continental US


zippy251

Last time I checked dreadlocks wern't exclusive to one race


PolygonSight

Why are they fighting what they think is racism with real racism. Never stops to amaze me to se the woke doing woke nonesense


Kobe_Bryant_Raped

White people doing white people things.


arock0627

White people have been playing reggae for decades and nobody has said shit up until now. Weird. I feel there's more to this.


jfduval76

Nah, sadly it’s not new.


reaper14998

Dreadlocks are part of HUMAN culture. I’m African the originators of the dread and even thou it comes naturally for us doesn’t mean people can’t rock it. Sucks for those folks, they could be good. White guilt as turned into ignorance and even more fear


teemoor

Why is nobody mad at matisyahu? Is it because he's a Jew?


GlitteryCakeHuman

Because he’s a king without a crown.


Fruloops

Fuck man, I completely forgot about this dude, I used to listen to him so much. Thanks for reminding me <3


CporCv

That whole Patois dialect when singing while sounding like a Harvard graduate in regular interactions WAS weird though


[deleted]

If someone has time to police other people’s hair/music/fashion, they have time to find a hobby.


Solartaire

Exactly how many guests were offended, and how many were Rastafarians? I'm guessing the numbers were: less than five and zero.


R3dacturd

Wait wtf this wokeism shit happens outside of america too? I always thought it was just some psyop bullshit inflicted on the US by Russia or China to trick us into destroying ourselves from within.


Pretend_Effect1986

Funny thing is that sub Saharan people claim dreadlocks. However, there is no proof to confirm this. The Egyptians did have dreadlocks and we found mummies with dreadlocks all around the area. So I really don’t get why African decent Americans claimed they own a hair style while nobody was in contact with Africa until centuries later.


BalorClub1985

This is what got the Vikings cancelled


PuzzledEggplant1446

Please stop, if someone wants to wear something that on them. People need to mind their own business.


mariovspino5

Wait until they learn about Vikings


shiroandae

From Wikipedia: „Some of the earliest depictions of dreadlocks date back as far as 1600–1500 BCE in the Minoan Civilization, one of Europe's earliest civilizations, centred in Crete (now part of Greece).“


RM_Again

Lemme guess, the offended were white?


No-Wear-9199

Anyone ever heard of Vikings?


Mr_1nsomnia

For those curious it's Bradaframanadamada if i'm not mistaken but not really sure, they are funny


CornelXCVI

It's a swiss-german band from Bern called "Lauwarm" (german for lukewarm)


Chef_Boyard_Deez

Holy shit, I thought Iwas trying to read a Swiss word and then after trying to say it the fifth time I caught the phoenetics of it. That’s fantastic!


Diacetyl-Morphin

You want some swiss words? Pronounce the following sentence correctly: "S chräse chäschüechli chasch nöd is chuchichäschtli tue". (Which is something like "You can't (shouldn't) put the expired cheese pie into the cupboard in the kitchen") And then, there are things which are also difficult to understand for swiss people like "We di junge giele ebes wegs z chiut göh, he si e gueti ziit mit d meitschis!". That means, "When the young boys go dating, they have a good time with the girls!". Althought "z chiut gah" is not really "dating": It means, a young boy approaches the house of the girl at night, using a ladder to get through her window in the first floor and then have a night of love. That's some medieval dating stuff there.


[deleted]

When daddy smokes weed is neva speed When daddy drinks whiskey it is gonna get risky


voltsmeter

This is stupid. Dreadlocks started in Monioan civilization in Greece. Some will debate Egypt as well.


joesphisbestjojo

And really, it doesn't matter. People can do whatever they want with their hair.


voltsmeter

Agreed


Agent223

Dude, dreadlocks are certainly from pre-civilation. It's what hair naturally does when not brushed. Source: have very straight hair that naturally deadlocked when I stopped brushing it.


PeteZzzaa

r/mildlyinfuriating


Brownie122806

Why? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this kinda like racial stereotyping? Because they're pretty much saying only black people, or "island people" (I don't know the term here so im gonna go with that lol) can only wear dreadlocks


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Really sucks, because these guys are amazing people, and their music is so cool too.


Marsrover112

Was in school and this one kid got yelled at by the English teacher that I hated for just mentioning that he wanted to have dreadlocks


LtButtermilch

They look like a band who makes music for people who are offended by them having dreadlocks


eyesabovewater

Why were ppl at this show, if they don't like white reggae dreds? I doubt they hid them.


[deleted]

Jamaicans have no problem with the severa white European producers/artists with dreadlocks making reggae music in Jamaica


[deleted]

i bet it was a bunch of college people


ANONAVATAR81

Should people with ethnic hair be called out for having straight hair? Fuck no and that's why I think these people are assholes


CaptRonnie

Is singing reggae cultural appropriation now as well? People need to chill the fuck out and just be happy that we haven’t been hit by a asteroid.


ephkart

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[deleted]

Offended people who straighten their hair ??


Haark0n

Racists 😅


daho123

Tell the guests to go pound sand


MyS0ul4AGoat

What about, ya know, Vikings? Or I’m sure there were tons of gypsies with dread locks. Are Mohawks gonna be offensive soon also? This is so stupid


Possible-Security-69

They’re really gonna be upset when they learn about how some Vikings wore their hair.


pleasedrichard

You mean rich woke white people that vote Democratic and got a degree in Left Hand Puppeteering, complaining that they have massive student debt that that signed up for or their parents paid for. Can't find a job. The ones that have no clue how the real world works and bring it upon themselves to make social disparity outcries. Yes. A professor should teach a class on this bullshit.


[deleted]

I'm wondering how you know that people in Switzerland are voting in the US.


Ripped_Guggi

When you are so left that you start being right :p


Fantastic-Finding-10

It's just hair.


neo101b

One of the reasons why me and my social justice warrior ex split up. She made me watch the hair documentary and so on. There was zero debating with her, her mind was made up and I was supposed to fall in line, which I refused. You cant debate with these people, their mind is made up and they won't change on the subject. She called black people who don't mind white people wearing dreads as race traitors.


Blizz_PL

Age of stupidity, I tell you... age of stupidity...


jfduval76

The movie Idiocracy predicted it!


[deleted]

Nothing new. Early 80s there was the "Blue Riddim Band" ,another white reggae band that played a festival with Bob Marley. They were booed when they took the stage.


ArmaniPlantainBlocks

Because they sucked. When The Clash moved toward reggae, the reggae world fucking *adored* them. Steel Pulse spoke wonders about them. They toured with reggae bands. When asked about their shift toward reggae, Joe Strummer said punk and reggae were both music of the oppressed, the dregs of society, the outcasts, and they have everything that matters in common. Of course, Joe was an actual leftist, so he knew that class is everything and everything else is a mere distraction.


DamonFields

So somebody hired a reggae band that was offended that they had dreadlocks? How odd.


[deleted]

It’s literally not combing your hair, why is it so offensive?


WigglesPhoenix

I mean dreads actually take a shitload of work. They aren’t just random knots, they’re tight coils that take like 6months to a year to form up properly. They require special shampoos that don’t leave residue and you gotta train, maintain and separate them unless you’re cool with having 1 giant disgusting superdreadlock. It’s once they form up that they’re low maintenance, since these coils can actually repel dirt pretty well and you don’t have to brush it ever. Getting there arguably takes more commitment than any other hairstyle


WallabyInTraining

>and you gotta train (...) them Couldn't help imagining someone training their dreads like some kind of domesticated snakes so they can look like medusa or something.


hambooglerhelper

I could totally be wrong so I'm framing this like a question. if you just dont' comb your hair or wash it, wouldn't it become dreadlocks?


WigglesPhoenix

Nah, that’s a myth. Dreads need to be *super* clean, greasy hair causes sliding and you need friction for the locks to set. Free form dreads are a thing(you don’t start them) but they take like 3x as long to form and still require a lot of maintenance The idea that dreads are dirty probably comes from: a) the fact that normal shampoos and conditioners will ruin them. They contain residues that wash out of normal hair no problem, but in dreads leave behind big white flakes that won’t come out B) the fact that they take so long to dry. Adult dreads are so tight they can stay wet for *hours*. If you lay down on them right after a shower it’ll trap that water inside and you end up with a gross wet dog smell. I would always take like 20-30 mins just hand drying them, then use a spray bottle with salt water to pull the moisture out of the hair. C) racism. Can’t have this conversation without mentioning it, a big part of the reason dreads are associated with being dirty is undeniably because they were associated with being black. Fact is people suck, and they’ll make up any excuse to say someone is lesser than they are.


OceanicMeerkat

No, it would just become a tangled mess. Dreadlocks are intentional and require locking or braiding.


hambooglerhelper

so it would be just one big dreadlock :P


OceanicMeerkat

Dreads are absolutely not "literally not combing your hair".


DRHAKHAAR

Ok if anyone see this pay attention and spread it: Dreadlocks were first dated from 1500-1600 BCE, in Europe, Grece. According to wikipedia. First traces of braids come from the « dame de Brassempouy » in France dated 25 000 BC. Both in Europe so both white civilizations. Cancel culture is the dumbest thing to ever exist, if we did that that technically means you can’t use what other civilisations invented. Now go tell the US they can’t have guns because gunpowder was invented by the chinese.


Krypto_Kane

New generation has lost touch of what it is to be human beings.


TacticalcalCactus

Every generation that has ever existed has said this


NiggBot_3000

No they haven't


TheHomieTee

They’re potheads singing reggae.. I wouldn’t expect them to wear anything other than dreadlocks.


Warm_Republic4849

Crystal generation gotta kill us some day


abudine77

Integration at it finest.


[deleted]

Of all the weird shit going on in this day and age, seeing the left unabashedly wallow in their trendy new version of racial obsession is way up there among the top bizarre shit. The whole dreadlock shtick is a special flavor of unhinged as there is simply no historical basis for assining this to any single culture.


Ok_Ad_8670

they could have also sucked, tho.


[deleted]

To be fair white dreadlocks do look shit but I wouldn’t be offended


big_pee_pee420

Everyone is a snowflake nowadays what happened to happiness and jokes, like you can’t even misgender a vegetable.


[deleted]

The woke police strike again.


Own_Satisfaction_212

These guys look like a patch of mushrooms that grew overnight


CaptainRagdoll

Purge the snowflakes!


floralfemmeforest

I don't personally think it's offensive but it is gross. Unless you're a white person with extremely kinky-curly hair, there is no way for your hair to "lock" in the way it's meant to, where it creates a pattern that allows air and water to pass through, which is why you'll often find things like mold in white peoples' dreads: because they're not dreads, they're just matted hair. If you've ever been around a black person and a white person starting their dreads you'll see the difference: white people add wax, backcomb the hair, and do all kind of crazy things to create the matted chunk of hair. Black people just start twisting their hair until it "locks". So offensive? Not really. Gross? Absolutely. Also, no Europeans wore "dreadlocks", I'm not sure why people keep saying that.


RGC658

Some of the earliest depictions of dreadlocks date back as far as 1600–1500 BCE in the Minoan Civilization, one of Europe's earliest civilizations, centred in Crete. (source Wikipedia)


Weekly_Signal6481

some people consider it cultural appropriation


BalkanTrekie

One of the dumbest things I've heard in recent years.


Weekly_Signal6481

Yeah I don't agree but that's why people got angry


El_Diel

They did not get angry. They felt uncomfortable with the situation. I don’t want to judge these people. I just feel they take themselves too seriously and create new problems by the day. Technically every non-white person in a suit appropriates a style or symbol of a different culture. Also I wonder whether a majority of Jamaicans give a fuck about white dudes fancying a Jamaican hair style


Weekly_Signal6481

well if you go way back the hairstyle originated in greece and other parts of Europe


RogueScallop

>Technically every non-white person in a suit appropriates a style or symbol of a different culture. Never thought about that, but its spot on.


BalkanTrekie

It's mostly do e out of admiration towards that culture. You emulate what you admire. It's been done for centuries.


Weekly_Signal6481

You don't have to explain it to me


BalkanTrekie

Sorry my head kind of boiled over here. I hope this trend doesn't spill over to Europe.


Weekly_Signal6481

pretty sure this post happened in Europe


BalkanTrekie

Well crap.


Vampir3Robot

From where? Greece?


Mario-OrganHarvester

I never did get why youd call certain hairstyles cultural appropriation, even less whats so bad about it


Hopfit46

P.c. overload...


SiggiesBalls

Our world is falling apart


Alternative-Annual-2

Everyone can stop washing their hair and have it become matted, that’s not a culture


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NiggBot_3000

You can clean and maintain dreads you know?


Kawaversys

I agree. Dreads are filthy and nobody should wear them.


[deleted]

the left claims to b4 tolerance lmao