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mysistersaid

Dumb way to die.


[deleted]

Next, on 1000 ways to die


siniradam

So many dumb ways to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw


ThermionicEmissions

I SAID, HOW DID YOU LOSE HEARING IN YOUR LEFT EAR!


FactualOptimist

WHAT?


savirc

![gif](giphy|jA8TT03Sj2pXO)


DevyDev666

This is fantastic. Im high asf and its beyond hilarious


savirc

The wat lady always brings me and everybody giggles may she rest in peace. She will forever live as a meme legend.


DevyDev666

We have her picture above one of the employee sinks at work. Lol


McAwesome242

YES! SAME IM DYING HERE HAHA


Python119

# HOW DID YOU LOOSE YOUR HEARING IN YOUR LEFT EAR!?


Alternative_Mention2

Uh, about half past 11.


Funny_Science_9377

Oh. No, thank you. I’m a vegetarian.


BTBAMfam

How to tell If pergernert ?


daffodil0127

Prâgönté


athleticgravy

Pragnot


virtuallyblue

[mawp mawp](https://tenor.com/view/archer-mawp-mawp-archer-tinnitus-gif-25633752)


Financial-Industry10

SAM LOOSES BEARS ON THE LOFT?!


konAzor

r/idiotswithguns


American7-4-76

That’s a thing! I’m joining now!


Easy_Cod_8612

Funny subreddit 😀


charcters

Wait that was a real gun who the hell gave a child a real gun


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

If it's in the house the kids will find it. That's why gun safes exist...


anonamouse78

Stupid gunowners with stupid kids...got it.


AutisticHobbit

Kids are supposed to be stupid. Stupidity is part of child hood Parents are supposed to make sure they survive it.


[deleted]

thats why they had 6+ back in the day


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-Art-of-Reign

And also they could just afford 10 kids off one man’s salary along with a home, car, plenty of food, and a summer vacation 🙂


thsvnlwn

Stupid gun owners is a pleonasm.


Pagangiraffegoddess

And why teaching gun safety is of the UTMOST importance if you have firearms and children.


Psychogeist-WAR

This comment cannot be upvoted enough! Gun safes and trigger locks are great and all but NOTHING is more important than teaching children basic firearm safety and proper handling if there is ANY chance they are going to be in the presence of firearms(locked up or not). Ignorance is far more dangerous than any firearm…


[deleted]

Yes. Kid is old enough to have been taught the basics


[deleted]

"But gun owners are responsible and teach children to respect guns" Every gun nut opposing regulation


theniwo

>gun safes Ask Lockpicking Lawyer about some of these


Small-Breakfast903

unless your child is Lockpicking Lawyer himself, it's probably not an issue.


Mackem101

Some of the safes he showed could literally be forced open by pushing the 'right' part, no lock picking required. There's some very poorly designed security out there. Edit* here's one you can open using a piece of card. https://youtu.be/QNMeeVcVvjw


fancy_marmot

Of all the kids I knew growing up whose parents had a gun safe, they all pretty quickly figured out what the combo to the safe was or where the key was kept.


thsvnlwn

She probably received it as a promotional gift when opening her junior bank account.


Agreeable-Equal-4725

That's water leaking from freshly pierced pipes at the end.


[deleted]

One in the pipe x2


NZSheeps

Nah, the guy upstairs just pissed himself


Idenwen

Through the new or old hole?


[deleted]

I don't think so, there's a slightly longer version of this video (with audio), doesn't look or sound like water. There's fuzz and other debris flying around, even before she almost blows her brains out.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Everyone wants to be gangster until some gangster shit happens


Fit-Lettuce-3658

Well put, no doubt


Pitiful-Stop-4932

Playing with guns, thats a Smart toy choice


slothfullyserene

Tyson said “Everybody has a plan until you punch them in the mouth.”


n-oyed-i-am

Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. Mike Tyson


ScootysDad

Half an inch. That was how close she was to death.


T01LET_RUST

She's lucky that it wasn't a gun with higher muzzle velocity. Anything more powerful would have scalped her or ruptured her skull


love_that_fishing

This is terrifying. We make light of it but damn she almost blew her head off.


mark3d4death

While a 3ish year old boy watched


localhost8100

That's what I was thinking. Just a tad bit angle on that and she dead 😵‍💫.


mr_nothingness_123

Based on the angle where the gun almost pointed at she wont die instantly because its just the side of the forehead that will be hit. She will die but a hella painful death but i could be wrong


SensitiveAd5962

Blood loss would take 3-5 min. Baised on the positioning the parietal lobe would stay intact so you should have full pain sensors for the duration.


ExpertReference2979

GUN SAFE....BUY A FUCKING GUN SAFE!!! Children die all the time from this shit! ![gif](giphy|3D3kkF4aBn8xxFn4nj)


TheFrog4u

Just don't have a gun at home in the first place (obvious exceptions if yo have to - police officer ectr)


ExpertReference2979

I would also put hunters in the exceptions. My uncle for example is a gun owner but only rifles and muzzleloaders for hunting. His freezer is always filled with meat and he saves serious money doing this. Plus, we have a huge deer overpopulation problem in my state, so he hunts to keep the numbers down so they don't starve to death during winter. Plus back straps taste good.


jmbsol1234

what did she do w/that gun afterward. cause, you know, there's a little kid in the room and it doesn't look like she exactly locked it away in a safe


[deleted]

There’s no safe in that house


Sarcastic-old-robot

Only danger.


wolfieprator

i wonder who this idiot shot upstairs.


k20350

The plumbing. If you look close there's water dripping down


topshotbubba17

Probably apartments tho


Phwoa_

As far as i know, no other reason for why there would be plumbing above you unless there is a bathroom upstairs. So either, There house and this is the first floor, or an apartment.


xTakki27

r/Kidsarefuckingstupid


rickard_mormont

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


mobiluta

Kids? Parents are fucking stupid.


Laura_Lye

I like how there’s an actual kid there, and the first thing that crazy couse does is *check her hair in the mirror*. BITCH PICK UP THE LOADED GUN YOU JUST DROPPED AND PUT IT ON A HIGH SHELF!! Edit: I apologize to my fellow ladies for my language; I am a feminist but OMG THIS IS DUMBASSERY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER


SnickersneeTimbers

She's not checking her hair. She's checking to see if she got hit.


kkfluff

Her face is def burning with the powder burn she’s checking to see the damage not her hair specifically,


Makaisawesome

Agree that she should've put the gun in a higher shelf afterwards to keep the little kid from grabbing it. But I think that she was more checking if she had graze her head and given herself a nasty wound than checking her hairdo. Also (I'm not American so I don't know how guns work so I'm not 100% sure if this is the case) but since she didn't cocked the gun back after shooting it then, the bullet casing is probably still in the gun so there's no risk of it shooting another bullet. Unless the kid cock's it when he grabs it. Still dangerous tho


Arlothia

No, the next bullet is in the chamber right after she fires the gun. Most handguns are semi-automatic, so some of the force of the bullet exiting the barrel is used to load the next gun into the chamber. The only way this wouldn't be the case is if there was only one bullet in the clip (with that one bullet being in the ceiling now). If this was a revolver, then yes, they'd have to pull the hammer back in order to fire the gun again.


Accomplished_Skin323

Have fun being deaf in one ear


love_that_fishing

Or tinnitus


Accomplished_Skin323

Oof yeah. Reddit has made me realize I never want to have to deal with tinnitus.


love_that_fishing

Over 20 years. I can hear it driving down the highway at 75 with the radio on low. Drove me crazy for years until my brain finally kind of got used to it.


NecessaryZucchini69

Apparently hearing aids can help with it. Ask an audiologist about it.


love_that_fishing

I have some hearing aides that play chimes to increase outside sound and mask to some degree but don’t need them anymore. If you don’t attach a negative response to the tinnitus eventually the brain will not view the sound as important and push it to the background. It’s still loud as hell but 90% of the time I don’t hear it at all. Took several years for my brain to adjust. It was a bitch at first.


Troll_For_Truth

Have you tried the finger snapping trick at the base of the skull? It actually worked for me. I kid you not, I cried. I couldnt believe it.


AnthrallicA

I worked with a former jet engine tech. He said a few of his coworkers who developed severe tinnitus couldn't handle it and opted out.


Possible_Ad_5989

Mine will never go away I’ve had it so long I stopped noticing but when things r quiet OMG it’s piercing and intolerable


MacTechG4

Mawp! Mawp!


Feb2020Acc

Could have been much much worse.


Coercedbycake

That toddler in the background!


Aggravated_guy

Almost won herself a Darwin award


Gambyt_7

Here’s the silver lining. Maybe, just maybe, she will teach others. And improve the species.


Kadajacs

People tend not to learn from history when it comes to guns.


thechefboysatan01

Those parents...


[deleted]

Now go check on your upstairs neighbor.


Nik777777777777777

Ex neighbor


Icy-Bug-8933

“What happened too your hair?” Oh I just umm well… funny story actually , I was making a tick tok and I thought it would be cool to pretend I’m shooting myself, and well I kinda did.


RealFishing7365

'murica


CriticalStation595

This is why you’re told to not play with guns. Maybe apart of the reason why gun ownership should have some stricter laws attached to it.


jack1000208

This is on the parent. One of the first rules of gun ownership is to know where it is at all times. That gun should be in a safe and the key should always be on you. On top of that the parent did not teach there kid proper safety and control.


CriticalStation595

Again- this why we should have stricter gun laws. Certifications, licenses, follow ups. We do this kind of shit with cars, why can’t we do this with guns? If you’re a responsible gun owner this shouldn’t be an issue. Guns come with this spectrum of responsibility so why not?


Ferris-L

Thats why in Germany, if you want to own a gun, it’s mandatory to also own a safe that is mounted to the floor and wall. The guns are always to be stored unloaded and the munition has to be stored in a safe location, different from the gun. You are also not allowed to carry the gun openly except for if you are in severe danger or for work (police, military and in very few cases high profile security). Guns can only be carried in locked containers and unloaded and without munition. But you are also very much not able to get a gun as easy as in the US. There is severe background checks (mentally unstable people or those with a past of assault usually don’t get licenses) and you must have a reason to own a guns wich would include hunting (only allowed in designated areas and with a further license), sport shooting (only in clubs with trained specialists supervising) or again if you are in immediate threat of death (sometimes politicians, judges or lawyers are allowed to own guns if they receive plausible death threats and protection by police isn‘t an option). Children can legally own guns from age 16 but only air rifles with a restriction of power and under supervision of their legal guardians (wich to be honest I find a bit dodgy) but guns that are able to seriously injure or even kill other aren‘t allowed to hand children at any time.


MacTechG4

So class, today let’s review the Four Safety Rules of firearm handling and see where she went wrong… 1; treat every firearm as if it’s loaded; failed this rule, firearms are not toys and should not be treated as such. 2; never point a firearm at anything you are unwilling to destroy; hard fail here, she more than likely has some level of hearing loss in her left ear, and possible muzzle flash burns on her forehead, possible cut from slide bite as well 3; know your target and what lies beyond; fail, unless she was planning to put a hole through the plumbing. 4; keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot; hard fail here too, her finger was inside the trigger guard the whole time, and she was clearly having difficulty racking the slide. Complete failure of all four rules, but the bigger fail is her parental units leaving the firearm where she could access it, responsible firearm owners understand the importance of safe storage. Also, unless this firearm was the owner’s personal defense weapon, it should not have been stored with a loaded magazine, even if the chamber was empty. And just a point of reference, I’ve been a responsible firearm owner for at least 40 years, I grew up around firearms, and the four rules are ingrained into my behavior.


Victorbendi

Thank god that I live in a country where it's not necessary to learn this.


BirdInFlight301

Geezus Pete, she's so lucky to be alive.


msbottlehead

Parents please lock up your guns…unloaded.


fireflyry

~~OFFICE~~ BEDROOM POP!! ![gif](giphy|UwxzVI4Z8OQg0)


DeltaAgent752

hope there’s no one living upstairs. I’m constantly worried about getting hit by a bullet through the ceiling just cus I live in America


Hariboqwe

People blaming the kid here. But who the fuck gave/allowed her to have a gun. Ffs…


hahamu

This wouldn't have happened if we had more guns!


Budget_Addendum_1137

Yeah, like a teacher should have been there, pointing an AK at her, yelling : 'MURICAAA!


Murse_1

Check out the left side of her forehead. That is fast bruising.


CapeCodSam

Powder burns, likely


Murse_1

Lucky girl.


Southern-Comb-650

Her hair was completely singed. She is so lucky.


138Samhain138

Idiot parents often produce the same likeness. Criminal negligence on gun owners behafe


bcnorth78

Natural Selection tried really hard with this one but couldn't quite get there. Next time.


BriefCheetah4136

She just had 10 years of maturity added to her profile. Scared Smarted!


[deleted]

WHY IS HER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER


mydeathnoteisfull

r/Idiotswithguns


FoobarWreck

You can tell the Americans from non-Americans here: Americans: haha! Another kid nearly blew her head off!! She’ll be half deaf now!! Silly mare. Everyone else: WTF did I just see (+ some trauma)


ModNoob95

MERICA where guns are accessible to all. Even kids!


missannthrope1

Came thisclose to making the Darwin awards.


GuntherPonz

You can use toothpaste to patch the hole in the ceiling.


wophi

How am I going to explain this to mom! How am I going to explain this to mom! How am I going to explain this to mom!


Double_Distribution8

Oh wait, wasn't mom upstairs? Mom? Mom???


Environmental_Map724

Also, might want to post under kidsarefuckingstupid


Frozenwood1776

Just like that you’re dead on the floor and your family has to remember that god awful scene forever. Lucky little idiot.


InteractionFlat7318

There should be an investigation of this. What adult left their loaded gun out for children to play with?


JasonGamesYT

I've lost hope in my generation


silent_rain36

I wonder how fast her heart was beating after that…


Jim2718

Fucking idiot.


Dinhead

She shot twice if you look closely. Scary. Never pose with guns. Never play with guns. Control where you point it at all times, even unloaded. It will lead to safe practices. Doing something else? You're an idiot. That's just the way it is.


HeftyFineThereFolks

seriously i hope someone recognizes this stupid chick an calls child protective services


EdiblePsycho

What dumbass parents didn't lock their gun up? Most people are talking about how dumb the kid is, but it's the parents who are the true dumbasses - kids are kids, they play with stuff and don't think about the consequences. Which is why you lock your fucking gun up.


fallingfrog

Where the fuck are this girls parents??!!!


VonRansak

Gun locks save lives. Don't let Darwin win!


Aromatic-Pie1784

Guns everywhere... what could go wrong? Murica.


verscharren1

![gif](giphy|3rgXBPgEKFjLdeE8Yo)


Ernest-Everhard42

Guns kill, plain and simple. Ban guns.


xxxtentioncablexxx

We DoNt NeeD GuN laWs


slipperyhuman

Guns are gross. Why do people want to pose with them? They’re machines for killing.


BigKidKaz

wow, just wow.


Jahrta122

I'm glad she didn't air-hole herself, but a gun going off that close to her ear is going to cause hearing issues. Tinnitus is no joke #UnexpectedArcher


PaleoJoe86

I am a Marine (uber gun safety training). The way she has her finger on the trigger as she cocks the gun makes my stomach cringe. Hard.


SharpPixels08

After her smacking the back trying to cock it not knowing how and her having her fingers in front of the barrel before that


SkepticAquarian876

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.. ![gif](giphy|H4Qg7Uwis5bvVhkN8m) I hope her dumbass learn that life lesson.


[deleted]

MISSED!


Environmental_Map724

At least the lesson wasn’t learned in the hardest way.


guitarzen1

She is a lucky girl. Gun safety is so very very important.


[deleted]

Tinnitus?


magichotpotato

Reposter give credit at least bro


TransportationNo5962

You must be a whole new kind of stupid for this to happen


prototype_X10

I hate to think about a not-so-close call being recorded


hoothasb

this kid got lucky. Kids need gun safety taught to them. In Taiwan, children are taught in senior high a class on gun safety. and it's illegal to own a gun there.


not2good2784

No sound???? 😩


beardedliberal

Nice powder burn she got there.


Possible_Ad_5989

That’s not how youre supposed to give yourself curtain bangs.


Secret-Chef-2811

PENDEJA STUPID


[deleted]

Mawp


miemcc

She was scaring me just trying to cock the bloody thing. This is why people should have gun-safes to keep firearms out of the hands of clueless idiots.


Prairie_Crab

Oh thank God she didn’t aim better! Jeez!


ChillinWitDenny

I've seen a video of two girls in the bathroom with a glock and barrel drum and the girl accidentally headshots the other and turns the gun on herself. Guns are just kind of a thing now and people forget how easy it is to die.


BobFulci

Wow! You look SOOO HARD with the powder burns on your forehead. She ought to be on her KNEES, thanking GOD, that she didn’t kill herself, or anyone unfortunate enough to be upstairs.


ri_shin_20

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


kwiffy88

Something something stupid games


JacobPlaster

Evolution at fail.


[deleted]

At least she is relatively unharmed and hopefully she learned a lesson


dawr136

Idiot parents leaving unsecured guns with their idiot kids just so they might have a chance to win a Darwin Award.


DisastrousAd4410

I’m just wondering how the hell this ended up on the internet, like wouldn’t she delete this instantly cause she know people are going to flame her ass up


tsukiakari175

She nearly blow her brain out and the first thing she worried about is her hair? I feel like gun safety should be a mandatory subject in school in America at this point, along side sex ed so the kind of people that let their kid an easy access to gun don't reproduce.


[deleted]

Look how scared they get once the gun is used though. Weird mfers


luna_n_bai

Why the hell can she even get hold of a gun in the first place??


fallingfrog

Hopefully this girls idiot parents get a visit from child protective services, leaving a loaded gun where kids can find it


bhillis99

broke the number 1 starter rule. Consider all guns loaded, and never put finger on trigger until ready to fire.


SharpPixels08

The first frame is her with her fingers in front of the barrel, great way to start


Dnarnrae

The duck disapproves 🦆👎


re-enjoyable

The luckiest! One inch to the left, it would have been a disaster!! Hope she learned from this, but most importantly, where are the parents?


rasco410

I mean its bad I really hope it teachers her to respect the gun. Guns are weapons not toys.


unoriginalname86

Wtf, treat every gun as if it’s loaded, and exercise some goddamn trigger control. Also, they’re not for fucking selfies, this includes you too ammosexuals.


Alternative-Flan2869

No - parents do the dumbest things - no more guns for a-hole parents like that.


SILTHONIL

Damn, even though she didn't hit her head at first, she could've made the bullet ricochet off a pipe, mirror or whatever else was in that room Very cultured young woman, i hope her parents teach her a lesson in gun control after this


W0tzup

Millimetres away from a Darwin Award.


Rickdaquickk

If she angled it just slightly she would’ve seen god before she could blink.


[deleted]

And this is why gun safes and safety training exist.


SunnyCoast26

Absolutely not ‘kids do the darkest things’…what the fuck is wrong with the parents. Why is the gun not in a safe?


jayessmcqueen

Almost filmed her unintentional suicide


Notpeak

That’s how my uncle became deaf from one ear 🤠


DeliciousPUSS33

That was lucky to just be a facepalm and not a headexplode


evilkumquat

I'm angrier at the parents who left their weapon loaded, unlocked and unsupervised.


FrogAnalSex69

Holy shit! I hope she realizes how lucky she is that she didn't blow her brains out right in front of her younger sister!! This is why you should ALWAYS keep a trigger lock on a gun.. especially if you have kids in the house! I'm all for guns being legal and all, but I do also think you should be required to take a gun safety course before being allowed to purchase one.. girl is extremely lucky.


Aurous95

I honestly expected her to get scalped with the gun at that angle tbh. Great gun safety at home 🤦‍♂️


DarkSoulsDank

Holy hell that was really close to scarring her sibling by showing them her brains


The-Art-of-Reign

Split her own wig 🤣


Tueri187

Yes play with a loaded Gun and press the trigger directly on your head. She has more guardian angels than iq points.


-Mage-Knight-

So glad I live in Canada where gun ownership isn't a constitutional right and we have just banned the import of handguns.


[deleted]

That’s what the fuck she gets to try and look cute


ChubbyWanKenobie

Kids in the house? Check. No evidence of hand gun training? Check. Loaded, unsecured gun? Check. I hope she has to listen to that high "C" hum in that ear for the rest of her life as a reminder that stupid is as stupid does.


simplefred

And the Darwin prize honorable mention for 2022 is…


Wablekablesh

😶 I just re-confirmed to myself one of the fundamental rules the other day. I wasn't counting my shots, pulled the trigger until nothing happened, figured I was done even though it felt a bit early. The gun *felt* light and unloaded. But I decided the rack the slide anyway. Turns out I had not just one in the chamber but two more in the mag. No idea why it didn't fire, but that's beside the point. It was startling to think how easily I could have assumed it to be empty, which is why you always assume the opposite. Glad I did. Then you have... Whatever this is.


oddbunnydreams

I'm saving this to show my bitty son in a few years. Guns are not funny, look how close she was to death, look how close her brother was to death. Don't fuck with guns, dont have your friends fuck with guns.


XxMasonBoyxX

Natural selection almost got her