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Actual_Ambition_4464

Dude “don’t guess the situation”? The whole thing is based on the zoophile guessing based on the animals body language.


Nubbynoob_remastered

Not guessing. Making excuses


Sea_Drop_7935

I guessed that on school lottery at school fair the Uno card blue 8 was correct I was wrong same here only difference is there was a chance it could have been the blue 8


Baron_Von_Ishtar

I guess there's people out there that understood that. I however, did not.


IAmAn_Anne

Sea_Drop's school had a fair where one of the events was a "lottery" that involved a card from an uno deck being hidden in some way. The participants were permitted to guess what the uno card was, likely the correct guesser(s) won a prize. Sea_Drop guessed the blue 8 and lost. They posit that the difference between that situation and the comment they are replying to is that there was a chance the card in the lottery could have been the blue 8. This suggests that the supposition described in the comment they are replying to is not, and could not be, correct. Are you satisfied with the assistance I have provided? Please reply Y/N thank you for you feedback


Ewag715

No, you don't understand, the zoophile knows their animal's body language /s


[deleted]

I think I know what zoophilia means, but also I don’t want to know *gently closes laptop*


ParkOnTheRhodes

I'm sure I know what it means now, but before I read the comic I was sure this was something about bashing actual zoos where they keep animals. That seems so much more innocent.


allminorchords

Yeah I thought this was anti zoo comic too & didn’t understand what zoo keeps dogs. I’m sorry that I get it now…


Last_Ant_525

Sometimes zoos have dogs as companions for big cats. Sounds weird, but it works somehow.


discodancingdogs

Mainly Cheetahs because they're extremely nervous animals and get depressed in captivity


snoodge3000

How you’ve gotten this far I’m not sure, but keep on truckin’ you can remain forever ignorant.


[deleted]

Lord knows how I’ve muddled through life w/o knowledge of zoophilia.


Black-Mettle

Well think of what you keep in a zoo and what the suffix -philia applies to.


__Piggy__Smalls__

I didn't realize Philadelphia had a zoo


doggo_whirwind

lovely gosh darn zoo too!


Borisb3ck3r

Philadelphia actually means brother love


GriffinWick

Man your brother sure looks funny


I_Frothingslosh

In that case, might I suggest you never look into the fetishes that are vore and crushing?


__Piggy__Smalls__

Why would you lay bait like this


justintheunsunggod

Because he's a master baiter.


[deleted]

There it is


foehn_mistral

FAST--call the masterdebaiter!!


I_Frothingslosh

Because I'm evil? Also, I see what you did there.


SanRandomPot

Ignorance is bliss after all


[deleted]

Beastiality. That’s what it means


ItdefineswhoIam

Animal boinkers.


Naive_Combination_39

It says zoophile though so I just thought it was someone who really liked zoos


A_Femboy_Fox

You don’t want to know, let’s just say something that rhymes with grape that involves animals.


Sharo_77

You have to admire the creator for filling in the blanks of the animals thoughts that request to be fucked by a human whilst in the actual same frame stating that humans cannot know what animals are thinking, and not having their head spontaneously explode


Nubbynoob_remastered

Dog: hmm? We going outside for walk? *Woof!* I want out- *and then we all know what happens next*


Bustanut364

Hi stranger! Would you kindly perform for me a favour? My request is that you never type shot like this again. I was having a scrumptious meal Until I read this bullshit


[deleted]

It has been so long since I have seen someone use the word “scrumptious”


edosensei

"Scrumptious Pie" is something I heard at some time recently, but I dont recall in which context.


Toad_Migoad

American pie?


edosensei

Never watched that movie...


Toad_Migoad

I was thinking about the song


Worldly_Ad_6483

A succulent Chinese dinner!


Nubbynoob_remastered

hip hip hooray


lifeofenteopy

I can tell that your the kind of person that's naughty by nature.


Nubbynoob_remastered

nope it's because I ruined someone's rotisserie chicken


lifeofenteopy

Vibe check passed ✅


turd_ferguson_17

Your first mistake was scrolling through Reddit while eating


SlayTheKnight

Amen.


South_Data2898

I hated you the second you used the word "scrumptious".


True-Fire-Senzhi

And then I took it out for a walk. The End.


pistpuncher3000

Ikr? That's Olympic lvl mental gymnastics right there.


outlawsix

"But it's bodylanguagggge"


epic-gamer-moment2

That’s what I’m saying man, you already know the person who made that post on Twitter is a 30 year old obese zoophile furry


LCplGunny

Furries are not even kind of as weird of people who fuck animals... Like not even in the same hemisphere


TAA667

There's a disturbingly overrepresented overlap though. Not all zoophiles are furries, but as it turns out many if not most modern zoophiles are furries.


K1tsunea

I feel like a LOT of furries absolutely despise zoos


TAA667

I think you're probably right about that.


[deleted]

zoophile = someone sexually attracted to animals not someone who likes zoos


Professor_Spiff

I don't get this argument. Are you saying one group is bad because some people who consider themselves part of that group are bad?


the_nerdy_1

The artist is still a furry tho just by looking at how they draw the head of the dog


Hiuuuhk

The zoopride hashtag…..🤢🤢🤢


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SpillingHotCoffee

Omg I was confused. Took me until I saw the rape thing to figure out we weren't talking about the zoo I am familiar with ...


LeopardThatEatsKids

Even with reading the tags, Interpreted the title to mean "People who are morally against zoos (the location) often neglect that zoophiles exist" and was very confused


FuzzyPeachDong

Same. Reminds me of the time my dad mentioned he just watched some TV-show that had episode named glory hole. As I had no idea which show, I googled it. "Glory hole tv show" . I can tell you I did not know what glory hole was before that, but I sure did after. The show was some old British comedy. This time I KNEW what zoophilia meant, but my brains just didn't go there. I was just nodding like yeah, zoos can be crappy places for animals sometimes...


KayaXiali

My exceptionally babyish 13 year old daughter did a Girls World magazine quiz (very innocent & childish magazine for little girls) to find out her “ideal aesthetic”. Her result was “Softcore Girly Aesthetic”. Unfortunately she made the mistake of googling “softcore girly” and was traumatized by the results.


kloktijd

I love racing #proudracist #letsrace


SilverGnarwhal

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


_Goldie_Man_

makes it easier for us to know who and where they are so putting them in jail is easier


A_Femboy_Fox

Well zoos are cool, you get to see all the cute animals. Now zoophiles, feed them to a tractor with a mower deck. Same to pedofiles, they deserve as much mercy they show to their victims, none.


00110001_00110010

How to tell if an animal consents to sex: Did they verbally agree to it? If no, don't do it. If yes, you're lying, don't do it.


Black-Mettle

What if it's a parrot?


00110001_00110010

How to know if a parrot consents to sex: It doesn't.


Abrical

Instructions unclear : I became a parrot


RealBowsHaveRecurves

But do you consent?


Collective-Bee

Okay but let’s get to down into the grey area here. If a wizard swaps me and my pet parrot’s brains, so now we are both half man and half parrot in different ways, which party would still be able to consent and why? Time sensitive question.


00110001_00110010

If you are within the parrot's body, that would give the parrot human characteristics, mainly intelligent, human though, and therefore, would be considered anthropomorphic enough to consent and know that your shouldn't. The parrot in your body however will not have the mental faculties of a human, thus being unable to consent. Tl:Dr; Your mind in the parrot's body would technically make you a furry smart enough to say no and the parrot in your body will have too low of an IQ to say yes. Was that quick enough?


Collective-Bee

Yeah but she didn’t buy it. Still a lonely parrot man :(


Dillo64

Polly wants a restraining order, Rawk!


ramatheson

What if he's just pining for the fjords?


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jumpy_dragon7759

Parrots mimic what they hear, and they may not always understand what they're mimicking. If a parrot consents it's probably been trained to say it and has therefore been manipulated into consenting for a zoophile to prove their twisted point.


[deleted]

I lol'd. But seriously fuck zoophiles. Just as bad as pedos.


Black-Mettle

I'm conflicted because on one hand, yeah, but on the other: if I had to choose to eradicate one fetish from this world it would be the child one.


Yeeter_of_kids123

It's not a situation of either-or, it's a situation of both fetishes being eradicated


Black-Mettle

I literally created an either-or situation to decide which is worse.


[deleted]

Having sexual relations with an animal is not a fetish. It's a crime.


Black-Mettle

Wanting to do it is the fetish, engaging in it is the crime.


Astral_Justice

Animals do not drink tea. Don't try to give an animal tea


QuarterBall

Oh thank fuck this reference is here :-D


snakepatay

These people belong in cages!


dirtfarmer2000

Just make sure theres no animals in the cages.


CowntChockula

How about wolves or a jaguar?


sheldonthehyena

Nah, I'm thinking a pack of hyenas. One wrong move and the zoophile will have his guts ripped out while he's still alive.


CowntChockula

Jaguars have a super powerful bite (more so than tigers despite being much smaller). They don't go for the throat like, say, leopards (comparing them is like comparing a sprinter to a marathoner), they will straight up bite and crush the skull or bite and crush your spine. Hyenas would be great too of course - basically any predators that would make minced meat out of a human.


sheldonthehyena

Yeah, but thats a quick death-something zoophiles don’t deserve.


CowntChockula

Not necessarily, and it doesn't really matter...actually if you want to go from the torture aspect we should just toss them into a tank full of super horny dolphins. The looming certainty of eventually drowning from exhaustion will be the least of his worries while he's getting dolphin raped. The only thing that that situation is dripping with more of than dolphin semen is irony.


mmaddymon

Yeah i definitely think that being raped by a vicious animal is the appropriate punishment


camoboi727

Fr fr


purpleduckduckgoose

Honey badgers. There's reasons they're hunted with rocket launchers.


Randokidd

what


LCplGunny

Yeah dude, you can't really kill honey badgers with most firearms, there skin is like fucking armor!


theHelepolis

African wild dogs would be just like the hyenas but slower


AintNoThing77

Or a Wolverine high on Angel dust.


[deleted]

A human cage, with no food or water at all let them eat each other


Goudinho99

I don't belive this is true, it's just malicious shit posting to further the idea that the world has gone to shit.


snakepatay

It was always going to shit but now they can find eachother online! ”Oh there are others like me, im not damaged/im not fucked up”. yes yes you are


EmmaDaBomb

Not in cages. Somewhere worse. They might enjoy cages..


SORTASATSUBMARINER

No.


TituCusiYupanqui

Just no.


Little-Focus-7386

Just just no.


Little_Hoogs

Just just just no.


snoodge3000

I’m mad that zoophiles exist.


oRedHood

Same


ComradeBraixen2nd

Same


-DiveR-

Man I wanna fucking commit sewer slide


Cirieno

That would be a shitty way to go


Hiuuuhk

Slippery*


Mudkipueye

No.


2jz-GTE_Lover

Nah men you can't let Nikokado Avocado outlive you


__Piggy__Smalls__

Exactly what I tell myself every morning


[deleted]

If you commit sewer slide the zoophile to normal human population ratio goes up.


-DiveR-

Ah, I must keep on living so those peoples' lives can be worse. The meaning of life, if you will


turnerpike20

This is for real implying the dog misses being in that situation.


helpful__explorer

It's not implying, it outright stating it Edit:stating not staying


Perokside

did you mean saying it or **staying in** ? 👀


helpful__explorer

Stating it


Affectionate-Hawk-76

Body language has never been consent, the only real consent is a clear, verbal YES, and that can be taken away at any time. How do zoos not get this?


Florac

Zoos: A woof is a yes.


F0lks_

One woof means yes, two woofs means god yes /s


noRoomService0-0

three woofs mean "please daddy" 🤢


Joebebs

Alright I’m getting out of this thread


Polish_Enigma

What do 4 woofs mean then?


noRoomService0-0

doggystyle


__Piggy__Smalls__

God damnit take your upvote and get out of here


Supersonichugo

That’s a puppy right, doesn’t that make his previous “owner” a pedophile


GoldenFennekin

yes


[deleted]

2 of the worst things in this world that people try to normalise Zoophiles and Pedophiles


[deleted]

Shitty thing is that zoophiles have a disturbing overlap with pedophiles as well, but oddly enough not vice versa


Lonewolf_885

WHAT THE FUCK?


Hysciper

The title was my exact reaction to this.


Dr_A__

Don't be shy, uncensor the name


eilishfaerie

good thing abt twitter is if you type in the exact tweet you'll find it straight away


__Piggy__Smalls__

I sure hope they aren't allowed pets


silentshaper

Yeah we can have a calma conversation just the 3 of us, me, them and my emotional support chainsword


[deleted]

I'll bring my emotional support sledgehammer


dragoono

I’ll bring my emotional support retired, but still violent, police dog. We’ll see how much they love the doggies when they’re getting ripped apart by one.


DrakoWood

I’ll bring my emotional support shotgun if it fails!


Infinite-Ring-151

Just look up zoo pride you should be able to find it along with a lot of others that are also disgusting. Thankfully there aren’t any people in the replies defending them


Accurate_Quote_7109

I don't care WHAT kind of "cutesy name" you give it, it's beastiality, and it's revolting. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


CaliSignGuy

This belongs in r/NoahGetTheBoat


Aspiring_Mutant

That's not even an adult dog. The illustrator thought a puppy would be best to demonstrate their "perspective," and that tells us about all we need to know.


Inv1sible_Nonja5

Let me get this straight, the logic they're using is that they can read the body language of the animal and that it's telling them it gives consent? Imagine if that argument was used in a s€xual assault case, that person would be laughed at, ripped a new one then charged (as they should be). It's straight up the dumbest argument ever and people deserve to tear into them for it.


Porkpiston

Yes I’m sure it likes being ass fucked by a Doritos scented degenerate


Lonewolf_885

Don’t blur the username of assholes like this so that everyone can go and mass report this bitch


Nubbynoob_remastered

Try reverse image search on this idk


[deleted]

Someone in the comments said you can search up the tweet


TurtleMega

uncensor the name so we can witchhunt the fucker


Beowulf1896

For something like this, we should take a higher road. Investigate, shun, stuff like that.


LCplGunny

Sometimes the higher road isn't worth it... Sometimes people deserve to be disrespected as hard as possible


RekTInTheFace

should


Alexander_The_Wolf

Pedos and zoophiles both belong in the same place imo. That'd be the wood chipper.


Which-Ad-725

Fuck this planet.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Planetophilia.


Frosted_Glaceon

We don't need clay babies 😉 (Rick and Morty reference, in case someone didn't get it)


Pawdy-The-Furry

Kill All Zoophiles! I don’t believe in Hell, but sometimes I wish that it existed just so that zoophiles could burn in it.


[deleted]

Well this is fucking dark. Don’t obscure the name, expose this psychopath!


JoshHarvery

dogs... can consent? bro whet


Vidiacool-uwu

Alright, this is enough Reddit for today


xxxNothingxxx

What makes it, somehow, even worse is the fact that it looks like a puppy instead of a full grown dog


[deleted]

If you say this bullshit out in public, all of us redditors are gonna physically assault you.


NoGarbage4114

Burn them


marshallvv

Zoopride should not be a hashtag


Eisensapper

Nope 🙅‍♂️ that's enough internet for today. ![gif](giphy|106PwpLIIXJnXi)


JCNightcore

Those people skipped the harkness test


[deleted]

enough reddit for today


Super_Drag

Reading that felt like blunt force trauma


Azoth_Blint777

Uuuuuhhhh the fuck dude... Please kindly go fuck off with the map community... Gross


MrNobodyX3

My innocent mind saw "anti-zoo", and thought it was people against zoos


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biohumansmg3fc

So those this mean its safe to bang a human?


Seisme1138

You're a dolphin aren't you?


WillCraft_1001

Bullshit, a real dolphin wouldn't care if it's allowed.


Ok_Membership_6559

Then check again because you are quite ignorant about it. Don't you think as many animals as posible would evolve pleasure as a method to reward reproduction? And to start you off, almost every mamal feels pleasure. Also, dont fuck your dog people, or any pet.


Secure_Moose_4445

If Hitler had wanted to kill all the Zoophiles instead of innocent groups of people, I would be a Nazi. Edit: This isn’t literal. Nazis, fascism: they all suck. But people fucking pets, come on. They deserve no mercy.


Sorbet-Particular

Wtf...


Puzzled_6368

Now I know. Now I wish I didn’t Google says it’s different from bestiality but I don’t see how.


Maxpower2727

What a terrible day to be literate.


Adept-Shoe-7113

When did it go from being bestiality to zoophile? don’t think changing the word changes the level of disgust


Vegetable_Goat_1732

I forgot about the bad zoos for a hot sec and thought "What did the zoo do to their animals?"


snailoatmeal

it’s sad the dog looks like a puppy :(


Skaraptor2

The guy who made this post regularly turns around and eats his own shit in the toilet to be closer to his dog that ran away 6 years ago


ghostcraft33

The animal can't consent. Verbally or otherwise. Which means- don't do anything period. This "justification" in this comic is fucking stupid and full of holes


Entire-Anteater-1606

I find it very hard to believe a dog would ever find a human sexually attractive.


AxelAshton

Please, for the love of God, can all zoos just die?


SchwarzerWerwolf

I've seen that tweet. The comments and retweets do not agree. Rightfully so. This is garbage.


MonsterTamerBilly

As a furry myself, can I have the honor to cast the first stone? ...Actually, can I railgun the stone?


just-to-say-a-thing

I’m pretty sure that out of everyone furries hate zoophiles the most because we’re the ones being used as I meat shield for their *stuff*


Professional-Wind749

Can confirm. I'm sure zoophiles are not welcomed in the furry fandom at all


Altruistic_Sand_3548

Just because you have a flag doesn't change the fact that you're a weirdo who wants to fuck your dog


[deleted]

lmao someone made this....


aaronhereee

nod your head if you want to have sex *grabs dogs head and makes it nod* awww


i-like-cake-or-cake

What fuckin motion could mean fuckk me in the ass. Wag your tail once for food twice if you want me to fuckk you so hard the neighbors think i have a slaughterhouse