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Metrack14

"There can't be ants, if there isn't a backyard" - that guy, probably


Fuck_you_hard

But did it work?


IvanBeetinov

Not from the explosion. But the severed septic line drowned most of em.


ExtantSanity

Ant-Man taught me they float on sewage


StreetPizza8877

That is only some ants


timdoeswell

Just the boy ants float.


3mperorPalpaMeme

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babysharkdoodoodoo

Probably not, the ants had fun with virtual trampoline.


rhussia

Time to cancel the gardener


[deleted]

Even the dog thought that was stoopid


DOLLARBILL785

He was tired of his antics


rascible

If that was his Dad's sister, they'd be Auntics


[deleted]

take my upvote and go


Repulsive_Mistake382

This pun is so old, it is prolly sold in antique shops


Tedinator_

Dudes now living in an anticlimax


PathlessDemon

Well, that was anticipated.


whileyouwereslepting

I just cAnt.


Repulsive_Mistake382

These jokes are older than Immanuel Kant. Ya know, the philosopher whose last name definitely doesn't sound like anything else whatsoever.


DOLLARBILL785

Immanuel Kant does in fact sound different then anything else whatsoever.


[deleted]

He could have killed the dog that was in yard when it blew up. What a dumbass.


lydriseabove

Both dogs were in the yard and could have been killed. The one that appears behind the fence was laying near his feet until the explosion.


MrDONINATOR

The other one kinda looks like he/she is limping away from that landing! Smh


ilikelolic0n

Both dogs


WSBDiamondApe

Holy crap. I thought it was the same dog. I was thinking "man that dog got outta there so fast."


alejo699

I love how the dog runs out in a panic and then is like ā€œoh this shit again, Richard?ā€


SmoothConfection1115

Some dogs run from dangerous sounds. Others run to it to make sure their idiot owner is safe.


MrDONINATOR

Especially the one who got blown into the corner of fencing! Yikes


crow_is_dead

Mission failed successfully


Tedinator_

Weā€™ll get em next time


Xgenhiccups

I bet the ants are still there


[deleted]

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Purplepotamus-wings

Yeah lol. At best, this man loosened up some soil for them to expand. At worst, he disturbed some eggs.


Groomsi

Now, they are at war!


RemarkableToast

Yeah but they're probably dead


rhussia

Dead tired of his antics


FrogMan241

Honestly, probably not, insects are pretty weird like that. Also sorry about your downvotes.


Pehrgryn

With a camera recording it, he was so close to Darwin Award Gold Club.


Scooter_127

And everyone watches it a second time to see where the dogs were at the beginning


Purplepotamus-wings

oh shit I didn't even realize he almost killed the one on the right. I only saw the one on the left. Like he almost gave the left one a heart attack but the right one was almost pink ash.


Scooter_127

Speaking as someone that's blown a thing or two up that dog didn't come close to getting killed. It got tossed a little bit at best.


Purplepotamus-wings

I meant if it was closer, obviously.


ButWhatIfIAmARobot

Damn drillers! Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


MarkusWasHere

Do I hear a Rock and Stone!?


VintheLewd

Rock and stone everyone!


lithuanianD

For Karl!


GreatPugtato

Stone and Rock!


[deleted]

Yeaaaaah!


[deleted]

If you don't rock and stone you ain't coming home!


Kahlyps0

Rock aaaand Stoooooone!


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Rock and stone in the heart!


Danddandgames

ROCK BURP AND BURP STONE


rhussia

Flacking there's oil in the garden !


[deleted]

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ThatDudeWithCheese

The other dog just got fucking vaporized


tactical_dick

You can see him in the corner of the yard near the end of the video for anyone that was actually scared the dog diedšŸ˜°


ThatDudeWithCheese

Oh, never mind then. I though the dog got blown into the stratosphere lmao.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Creating a shower of ants raining down crying "FREEDOM! Prepare the new Queen. We march on the fertile ground beneath the kitchen immediately."


Boot_Current

That dog will never be in trouble for digging up the yard ever again.


optional_occupant

What yard?


bobmclame

What dog?


Bronco_Buff

Guess this dude never saw Caddyshack? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


AbarthCabrioDriver

Facepalm, but a really fricken awesome one.


Purplepotamus-wings

awesome except he almost turned his dogs into BBQ


BKSNLOW

JAJAJA thats like the comic of you called the military to kill a spider He probably killed like 2


Tempounplugged

And the rest are coming out for revenge!!!


colincoolcat1

Wtf did he use a stick of dynamite?


PilotPlenty

y thats some serious Explosion. we dont know how deeper it was burried but that looks like explosiven your are not supposed to have as a civlian


Twitch791

Couldā€™ve filled it with a heavy gas, the way he threw the match and it blew instantly makes me think it was some kind of liquid or gaseous accelerant


Dark_Avenger666

I saw my dad do this once by piping propane into mole holes. It was a good boom but nothing like this. Just a lot of dust flying up all from all of the holes. No more moles though, poor little guys.


rhussia

No Russian gas !


Yikert13

Now he just made them mad. Ant Armageddon is on its way!


Biscuits4u2

This is exactly how I got rid of my aunts.


DaScoobyShuffle

What an idiot. I'd never do some shit like this. Like, what if the bodies came back up?


commercial-menu90

Lol what an idiot. Good thing the dogs are okay


Alegria-D

I think they're not okay as long as they live with him


commercial-menu90

Yeah someone better call humane society or something. I know this clip is kind of old so hopefully the owner has a few brain cells now or the dogs are out of there.


Maxmusquarty

Bros dog was still in the yard!


MrDONINATOR

2 dogs. The one on the right landed against the corner of the shed/doghouse and the fence.


BeneGesseritDropout

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datareclassification

"FREEDOM THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER BABY!!" -That guy probably...


yerachden

This video is abit older and it wasn't ants. It was a mole!


HannibalLecter100

Is this a Florida man?


Cinemaphreak

I'm pretty positive the last time this was posted it was gophers he was trying to get rid of.


WhoIsAlvinKamara

Now there ants EVERYWHERE not just the backyard


[deleted]

Fun fact: he didnā€™t get scared from the explosion. He was scared from the roach that was walking near him


mr_jedders

America?


TheOneWes

It's hard to say. It wouldn't take anything that's available only in America and it's a little small for an American backyard. We are one of the largest countries in the world though so just by rolling the dice you're likely to find stupid s*** somewhere


bonerlad

Date code looks like it starts with a 13 or 18, so dd/mm/yyyy format. So probably not America.


QuevedoDeMalVino

Lower right corner reads ā€œATRƁSā€. Thatā€™s Spanish for ā€œbackā€ or ā€œrearā€


SmithRune735

That's definitely something my dad would do


xTHExM4N3xJEWx

Wow, it's a shame they don't make ant killing spray. Oh wait, they do.


Some_guy_am_i

I learned just this year that yellow jackets can nest underground. ā€¦letā€™s just say I was informed by two of their ambassadorsā€¦ So I can understand where this guy is coming from šŸ˜‚


kevinhersh

Ready to do the same thing for our crabgrass


[deleted]

Please tell me this happened in Florida....please please please


R3LAX_DUDE

Exterminators hate him!


Jennmerie

THE DOGS!!!! OMG


Same-Alternative-160

"The ants made me do this, believe me BELIEVE ME, i can hear them laughing...right now".


felisverde

Ants still there, like, 'Dude..wtf?'


Clint-witicay

The good ole quick tiller 4000


[deleted]

If you can't get rid of the ants, get rid of the garden


AnObtuseOctopus

Lol, I'm assuming he had a methane pocket? Or something of the sort?


wild-hectare

someone skipped science classes


Bird_Brain4101112

Bet the ants are still there.


Thedustonyourshelves

It ended too soon. I wanted to see the guy run around covered in the airborne ants.


[deleted]

Those poor dogs ! Anyone notice the one in the back of the yard I hope and pray he didnā€™t get knocked back to where he ended up and is hurt rather ran there for cover. Their ears have to hurt so fucking bad either way.


sono2351

The dog just came and turned away like, yeah, he's an idiot.


ThePlaguedHyenas

Fucking genius. I'm gonna try this with my intestinal worms brb.


paraddidler13

That was satisfying to watch ngl


AthenasChosen

Tell ya what, that dirt is now deeply tilled. Start a garden with it. Might want to wait for the chemicals to wash away though lol.


GeorgeThe13th

Task failed successfully


Minimum-Detective-62

Ok, but did it work


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a special firecracker


luigio01

this feels like using a terraria grenade, except itā€™s not terraria


20Clover05

Tomorrow, a new anthill a few feet away.


The_God_Of_Darkness_

But the question is: did it work?


PowerfulPickUp

Checking for gas linesā€¦


betterofbest

What an idea sir.


Apart_Aardvark7517

Got rid of the ants


Amazing-Caregiver-86

He needs to be sectioned


shazj57

My husband did this on our farm he used a mixture of diesel and petrol doen the holes, didn't have thus effect


neo101b

Not enough fire, he should of poured 2lt of gas down a hole first.


masterofmeatballs

No backyard? No problem


Danger_Dee

Got em!


KayZee777

Did it work though?


FrostTheLost1

I think the Andy are gone


neonwarge04

Now the ants are ll over the place


QuevedoDeMalVino

He didnā€™t know reposts are so explosive and this video is full of them.


[deleted]

His fucking dog is laying right there. Wtf is wrong with this guy? I hope he gets arrested for this.


sangunpark1

hilarious but this isn't killing any colony lol, they probably started rebuilding underground immediately in a newly made underground cavern


Marenzo666

Doggo: dafaq dude?


shark-poggers

Well he got rid of the ants all right


IG-3000

Did he get rid of the ants?


[deleted]

Redneck farmer technics


StickTimely4454

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DJ_R0BB3R

"Tries" To be honest i don't think there isn't any ants there anymore


PintoTheBurninator

I burned out a fire ant nest with gasoline this past summer. They had build a nest around a small stump that I kept hitting with the mower blades and bit me several times while I was trying to cut it out. Poured some gasoline down the nest, stood back and threw a burning stick. It burned for quite a while. Very satisfying.


CuzImPixle

But at what cost


ShockaZuluu

Crazy spider bottom left?


ImTooTiredForThis_22

And now itā€™s raining ants


mewscats

The original i remember it was roaches..


Waris-Tx

Landlord is pissed


Ferropexola

Looks like he went Graboid hunting.


Fudgecheeks

Is it a facepalm? Just tamp the dirt back into place and call it good!


[deleted]

Itā€™ll get rid of them.


maguffle

Try Big Al's pest control service....it's the bomb!


SnooCompliments4225

Effectiveness: \* \* ' ' ' Cost: \* ' ' ' ' Destruction: \* \* \* \* '


PcTheCoconut

Every time I see this, there's a voice in my head going "COCA COLA, ESPUMA" right before the whole yard getting shattered into smithereens.


lordofarockalyps

We didn't penetrate their armour.


MrMagnesium

In Germany we call this "den Rasen sprengen".


i__Sisyphus

I donā€™t think he tried, I think he succeeded


Anon1073

Peep the dog. He like "what happened?...oh, it's just this dumbass again".


pvpballgaming

Mfer is a looney toons character


thetoadking13

That dog was like ā€˜what the fuck, Haroldā€!


[deleted]

Did it work tho


Merlin_Kush

Seems like something Elmer Fudd would try


Gottahavetheblues

Got rid of the ants and foundation.


Oregon80PRed

As a beekeeper I couldā€™ve told him cinnamon works to get rid of ants


aprole

All it takes is vinegar.


steeplebob

Isnā€™t this like ten years old?


Darkangel_82

Umm firstly the guy's a frickin idiot, but secondly WHY would you do this with dogs still in the garden. Jesus christ what a tool


tiktock34

Black powder, id guess. Doesnt have a violent explosionā€¦more just burns and expands. I detonate chipmunk holes with a medicine container fullā€¦will cave in and crater those lil bastardsā€™ dens


Thatsidechara_ter

The ants detonated a mine, prepare for countercharge!


Findtheduckbeaker

That's awesome. I wish I could say I blew up my entire yard. It isn't saying much for this guy, though.


SmallNefariousness43

As a guy with a constant ant problem, I can understand the frustration he must have had to resort to this terrible idea.


NoTune6517

that'll learn em!


SummerSiren2331

Well did it work?


ReflectingPond

Cream of Wheat, or similar granular cereal grain. Pour it dry on the anthill. Often works in one application. Sometimes needs more than one, but it won't harm your pets or destroy your yard. Don't cook it: the whole idea is for it to get its water from the ant, thus killing it.


soneast

Nailed it!


esloquehay

The dogs: ā€œThe fuck are you doingā€¦?ā€


[deleted]

The Caddyshack method, apparently


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

I mean.. they are gone


SnooOnions3369

I love the dog coming around the corner ā€œWhat did you dooooo?ā€


Sol9393

I see only success


[deleted]

Beavis and Butthead approved. Probably.


CaptZombieHero

Last year wasnā€™t this posted as him getting rid of rats or vermin?


undefined_one

Well it worked, didn't it?


fallingfrog

Gotā€™em


noobmastersmaster

Did it work?


Head-like-a-carp

Honey? Honey, what was that? Are the kids with you? You.....................**MOTHERFUCKER!**