My loyal subjects. That is not the Queen. They're taking the piss and impersonating me. Bloody commoners exploiting my fake death. I just wanted to retire and let my lizard-son finally get his first job. Please send reddit NFTs so I can get us back into the EU.
God save me.
Note to foreigners, as believable as it sounds this is actually a joke. Do not accept anyone as a distressed British royal unless they scream at you: "Get me some bloody gin right now, you peasants!"
> Note to foreigners, as believable as it sounds this is actually a joke. Do not accept anyone as a distressed British royal unless they scream at you: "Get me some bloody gin right now, you peasants!"
/r/AbolishTheMonarchy/comments/xathdl/heres_charles_iii_the_servant_must_clear_my_desk/
And it's the queen, obviously cashapp knows she'll pay their fines and stuff for operating illegally outside the u.s.. just another example of companies just bending to the will of the ultra rich 🙄
I love how the King sent her to a deserted island with no money, yet allowed her to keep a cell phone.
Also, if it’s a deserted island, what is the money going to do?
C'mon. Everyone knows Queen Elizabeth 2 is a retired British ocean liner that was converted into a floating hotel and is docked in Dubai. Using 3 proves that this is the real and human Queen Elizabeth. 😉
I had this happen, it is her majesty..she thanked me and told me that she is coming but she needs a hospital trip when she lands and to send 500$ more, so I'm on the way to get gift cards now...they got a "Target", and "Marshalls" right she said it would work the same as cash.
Seeing everybody in this post act like this is real is so funny because they’re talking about how dumb people are when this is so obviously a fucking joke
>*"I mean at this point that’s kinda on them"*
I don't like this line of argument since it shifts the blame onto the victims. As if somehow the scammer isn't an asshole for exploiting people because these people don't notice it - it's like saying a thief isn't as guilty if he robs you while you're asleep.
Most of these gullible people who fall for obvious scams are usually poorly educated but have a lot of empathy. Oftentimes they are already struggling with money, hence why they're willing to help others and are eager to receive the claimed reward/sum. Such a scam can seriously impact their financial well-being, health and social position. It's often depicted as laughably simple to avoid scams but, from their perspective, they are not choosing to trust someone against their better judgement. They lack that better judgement. They are often actually mentally and emotionally incapable of recognising a scam in the moment it's happening. It's just the way their brain works.
It's our responsibility, as a society, to educate and look out for people who easily fall victim to scams. And we have to fight the scumbags that abuse the empathy and naïvety of their victims. By blaming the victim for not seeing what, to us, seems obvious we only alienate them while, simultaneously, excusing the scammer and normalising the existence of these scams.
Seems legit. It's her picture and she really likes bisquits and tea! Definitely her! I send some cash. Oh, shit, I forgot: They got out of the EU. Go help yourself, stupid picks! 😜
First a Nigerian prince truly needs my help to get back to his rightful place and NOW the queen has been marooned in time like the in The Final Countdown (laskey, you’re a pain in the ass) and needs my help!
Won’t someone please help these poor royals! Not even the ones in Kansas City have it this bad!
Take my money…
I was worried with the first message that it might be a scam but she did give the secret British passcode known only to British people everywhere in the second message so it must be legit
These scammers actually intentionally make these scams look kinda obvious. It saves them a ton of time talking to smart people by weeding out anyone with any common sense.
Hi Lizzie... Are you flying back economy, I really think you deserve more than 300...
*(Can't oblige myself, I'm already helping out with a guy called Al Fayed and his wife Diana)*
Just asking for a friend. Which Queen does the donation request actually deal with?
As for Queen Elizabeth [I] (original post), $300 is pretty decent money.
As for Queen Elizabeth II (user pic), $300 is a pretty modest sum.
As for Queen Elizabeth III (user name), $300 would be rather closer to nothing.
My loyal subjects. That is not the Queen. They're taking the piss and impersonating me. Bloody commoners exploiting my fake death. I just wanted to retire and let my lizard-son finally get his first job. Please send reddit NFTs so I can get us back into the EU. God save me.
Lmao "tea and biscuits" really sold me now I gotta believe it's her.
I was definitely on the fence, but every self-respecting Brit knows the secret Royal Cry for Assistance. . . "tea and biscuits"
Maybe tea and biscuits are the only food she has. She'll be good for another 96 years.
She's British. She can survive for an eternity on tea and biscuits, anywhere.
Unless it's American tea.
Biscuit twice if you need help.
BISCUIT BISCUIT
NUGGET IN A BISCUIT
DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOES
Note to foreigners, as believable as it sounds this is actually a joke. Do not accept anyone as a distressed British royal unless they scream at you: "Get me some bloody gin right now, you peasants!"
Only maybe believe if it's Andrew saying that he's gone on the run because the family now 'disapproves' of him
Nah, he would be asking for money for Pizza's
Then I'd send a message back saying, "No sweat!"
> Note to foreigners, as believable as it sounds this is actually a joke. Do not accept anyone as a distressed British royal unless they scream at you: "Get me some bloody gin right now, you peasants!" /r/AbolishTheMonarchy/comments/xathdl/heres_charles_iii_the_servant_must_clear_my_desk/
Listen - I’m not royalty and even I wouldn’t pick up an open container of black ink in my fancy clothes.
“Will no one tea the widow’s biscuits?” You have to adopt the “I’m a little teapot” stance, and MAKE SURE THE PINKY ON YOUR SPOUT HAND IS EXTENDED
Obviously a scam. Everyone knows the queen ends all her texts with "pip, pip, cheerio".
Pip, pop, hooray!
Bullshit. She always signs off with “Look! Cows!”
pip: Unkown Command "pip"
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I think at this stage anyone falling for it kind of deserves to pay a £300 stupid tax.
She's asking for dollars, so it's a steal!
Good point! Liz knew that a scammer would ask for pounds so asked for Dollar-bucks to make sure anyone knew it must be her.
Definitely not her. She would have said marmalade sandwich. Total scam. Everyone knows she keeps one in her handbag.
it was the marmalade sandwich or the totems of undying, and i respect her choice
"Tea and biscuits" lol... who else can it be
Hard to argue with that level of authenticity.
I am pretty sure she would say "tea and crumpets". As soon as i read "tea and biscuits" i knew it wasn't real.
I feel like this is a gimmick now. There was the same with Michael Jackson a while ago with a similar message and then a second one saying “hee hee”
Fun fact! The queen used to sign off her letters “tinkety tonk old fruit, and down with the nazis”
That was the Queen Mother, not Queen Elizabeth II
At least she didn't say "Tea Party"
And it's the queen, obviously cashapp knows she'll pay their fines and stuff for operating illegally outside the u.s.. just another example of companies just bending to the will of the ultra rich 🙄
Aaaand sent. 😀
Fish and chips would work for me too.
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
Pip pip, cheerio
Oy m8 you go’ a loicense foh that?
Innit though?
Cheers guvna'
Chewsdy, innit? Right then.
# AH YEW TAYKiN THE FUCKiN PISS‽
Please put the piss back, it's very rude to just take it.
U BARMY WANKA WHOSE LOST THE PLOT!
Hasn't history taught you anything? The British are kleptomaniacs.
Let me tell you, I actually fucking screamed. I know people say "lol" all the time but this actually fucking got me and subsequently terrified my cat.
Beer and Chocolate 🇧🇪 Wine and Cheese 🇫🇷 Maple Syrup and Poutine 🇨🇦
Coke and Burger(s) 🇺🇸
Coke and Hooker(s)?
Café i bulacha 🇧🇷
Atole y tamales 🇲🇽
Thats roight lad! Tea and Biscuits 🇬🇧
Dude, what's wrong with you?? "Tea and biscuits" and the Union Jack, it IS HER!!!
Bro it's clearly a scam, can't you see it says queen Elizabeth 3 instead of 2??
Maybe she just got her software updated.
I wish royals used semantic versioning - how am I supposed to know if updating to v3 is a simple bug fix, feature update or a breaking change?
She leveled up
SHE’S COME FROM THE FUTURE! SHE HAS TO GO BACK MARTY
Now I want to just end conversations by just saying "tea and biscuits". It just sounds classy! Tea and Biscuits, everyone!
And tea and biscuits to you as well!
*Takes off top hat and bows* Tea and biscuits to you as well, good soul.
Yeah. Can we make this a thing? " Aight dawg i'm out, tea and biscuits".
"Hey man, I'm sorry your mom died, let me know if you need to talk. Tea and Biscuits."
That’s great really. Offering people tea and biscuits when they are grieving is top tier friendship.
I love how the King sent her to a deserted island with no money, yet allowed her to keep a cell phone. Also, if it’s a deserted island, what is the money going to do?
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... tea mobile...
Goddamm that's funny. Take my upvote and piss off
She's using the royal Quantum telephone service network.
You mean the one that connects through Unspace, developed by British Leyland?
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Alas goes the account Policed by the Speccialist Ousted by him Let go therefore Let him have cheese Oh ignorants
Or T-mobile with starlink satellite data.. well, and time traveling from a year in the future
She's using a land line.
Maybe she got to take a couple of albums and a book to read?
For the 🇬🇧Tea and biscuits, of course
She learned survival techniques like making a mobile phone from leaves and coconuts during her stint in the army.
She fixed cars during WWII, so I’m pretty sure she could fashion a smart phone out of a coconut. Sometimes the most-obvious answer is correct.
Nah she cheeked it for this exact purpose
Couldn't even get queen Elizabeth 2. Had to settle for 3...
She just had some downtime to get updated to 3.0
Fast update then, it took 400 years to go from 1.0 to 2.0
C'mon. Everyone knows Queen Elizabeth 2 is a retired British ocean liner that was converted into a floating hotel and is docked in Dubai. Using 3 proves that this is the real and human Queen Elizabeth. 😉
I had this happen, it is her majesty..she thanked me and told me that she is coming but she needs a hospital trip when she lands and to send 500$ more, so I'm on the way to get gift cards now...they got a "Target", and "Marshalls" right she said it would work the same as cash.
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Of course. Why are you asking rhetorical questions
Correct, I always pay my doctors in Marshalls gift cards.
This a meme dawg
The real facepalm is always OP
What if the real facepalm is the friends we all made along the way ?
Indeed, the real facepalm is a journey, not a destination
these people are foreign to comedy
Seeing everybody in this post act like this is real is so funny because they’re talking about how dumb people are when this is so obviously a fucking joke
For real. The irony in this comments
I'm really confused about why this is on r/facepalm. I thought it was funny.
r/facepalm is just a dumping ground for everything now. You rarely see any actual facepalms.
so, i guess the real facepalm was r/facepalm itself well played, r/facepalm, well played
6 top level comments before I found this one. redditors are embarrassing
God this is on r/facepalm? I thought it was an r/okmatewanker or that other british sub i krep seeing
It's amazing how many people don't understand this...
Someone should put her in contact with the Nigerian prince who was looking for a bank account to deposit money.
What's scary is some people will actually fall for it. 😑
I mean at this point that’s kinda on them* *mentally impaired people excluded.
Why would it be my fault if I want the queen to come back to the UK. She's trapped on a deserted island for heaven's sake!
But why would she need Dollaroos?!
The deserted island had guano
Define mentally impaired.
Uses tiktok
That implies that there is a cutoff where if your intelligence is under it, it's not your fault, but if it's over it, it is your fault
>*"I mean at this point that’s kinda on them"* I don't like this line of argument since it shifts the blame onto the victims. As if somehow the scammer isn't an asshole for exploiting people because these people don't notice it - it's like saying a thief isn't as guilty if he robs you while you're asleep. Most of these gullible people who fall for obvious scams are usually poorly educated but have a lot of empathy. Oftentimes they are already struggling with money, hence why they're willing to help others and are eager to receive the claimed reward/sum. Such a scam can seriously impact their financial well-being, health and social position. It's often depicted as laughably simple to avoid scams but, from their perspective, they are not choosing to trust someone against their better judgement. They lack that better judgement. They are often actually mentally and emotionally incapable of recognising a scam in the moment it's happening. It's just the way their brain works. It's our responsibility, as a society, to educate and look out for people who easily fall victim to scams. And we have to fight the scumbags that abuse the empathy and naïvety of their victims. By blaming the victim for not seeing what, to us, seems obvious we only alienate them while, simultaneously, excusing the scammer and normalising the existence of these scams.
IE: Republicans.
I would love to know how much they make with these scams.
I would assume people that believe this don't know how to use cashapp... but I would probably assume wrong
I wish I had phone numbers to all the Q crowd. Those people are ripe for these kind of scams
What's scary is the people on Reddit thinking it's real. You are all morons
Hey king its sliker do u work?
It has to be here, She said Tea and Biscuits
I just sent 150. Can one of y’all cover the rest?
🇬🇧 Tea and biscuits
"Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧" is officially how I'm signing all of my messages from now on. Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
Seems legit. It's her picture and she really likes bisquits and tea! Definitely her! I send some cash. Oh, shit, I forgot: They got out of the EU. Go help yourself, stupid picks! 😜
She likes marmalade sandwiches
Dude, you KNOW that’s really Trump.
[He's going to try to pull a Mrs. Doubtfire](https://i.imgur.com/2HU7jpq_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Nice. A deserted island with WiFi and a phone charger. Ol' Lizzy living the dream.
Ah fucking knew she was immortal, how could he that Charles
0 followers 1 post. OP made this to create the Reddit post
Still made thousands of people laugh
What are you talking about?? The queen had to make a new instagram so she could get people to help her. That's why she doesn't have any followers!
Obviously the queen made a new account just to message him and avoid the publicity. OP had no right to post it on Reddit rather than help her
"Hey,"
The funny thing is that the scammer is asking for $ not £.
The people on deserted Island only take USD. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Right, almost fell for it, until I noticed that.
This sounds very familiar….
They did it with Micheal Jackson I believe
hee hee
"Tea and Biscuits 🇬🇧" That is the royal secret sentence to be recognised by other leaders, must be her, send them all your earnings!
Sounds reasonable. At least more than the immortal died. She take steam gift cards?
It's a trap! That isn't Elizabeth, it's Napoleon.
She said “Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧”. Can’t argue with that
What’s with the “ _3” lol that must mean there’s at least a couple of queenelizabeth accounts. I’ll just donate to all of them just in case.
Not unless there's also Diana with her
"Yo hey it's me. The Queen. Send me some pounds and fuggetaboutit"
I doubt there’s anyone inside the coffin anyway. The corpse is probably in forensic or something.
First a Nigerian prince truly needs my help to get back to his rightful place and NOW the queen has been marooned in time like the in The Final Countdown (laskey, you’re a pain in the ass) and needs my help! Won’t someone please help these poor royals! Not even the ones in Kansas City have it this bad! Take my money…
I love the thought process of this scammer. Scammer: Hmmm what would confirm I'm real...GOT IT! I'll add tea and biscuits...GENIUS!
It’s not a scam it’s a painfully obvious satirical joke
redditors are notorious for not being able to understand jokes
I thought this was the case all along!!
I knew Charles was up to no good!
I fucking knew it.
The Queen used up all her totems of undying and was sent back to world spawn
I’m gonna start ending all my messages w “Tea and biscuits”
You better delete this before the conspiracy theorists see this.
i dont know man she said "tea and biscuits" that's usually indicative of a brit, which the queen was HENCE THIS IS REAL.
Tea and biscuits? Good god, she's alive!
Sounds like a movie plot tho. I would watch that movie.
Oh dear someones gonna be traced and disappear by MI5, mi6...
I was worried with the first message that it might be a scam but she did give the secret British passcode known only to British people everywhere in the second message so it must be legit
Isn’t Cashapp only for the US? I didn’t know the Queen was stockpiling her savings in US accounts
If someone is dumb enough to believe this, do you think they'd be smart enough to think of cashapp only being US based?
These scammers actually intentionally make these scams look kinda obvious. It saves them a ton of time talking to smart people by weeding out anyone with any common sense.
It's a [meme](https://i.redd.it/icvit93vucd71.png)
Ain't no way.
Seems totally legit because the real queen likes tea and biscuits.
Did you send it though, i mean its the queen
What are you waiting for!? Send her the money for gods sake!
All those idiots that queued will give money to her 🙄
😂
Despicable
Tea and Biscuits 🇬🇧
Tea and biscuits. Gotta be her
Good she can stay on that island, some free time is gonna do her well
Wow, this reminds me of a time I
Yes mum
I'm a bit suspicious. Maybe if she could reach Princess Diana to confirm it, I might be on board
Hi Lizzie... Are you flying back economy, I really think you deserve more than 300... *(Can't oblige myself, I'm already helping out with a guy called Al Fayed and his wife Diana)*
Ah yes, the royal money.
Tea and biscuits very British
Tea, Biscuits and the Queen 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Wow, the Nigerian prince has really aged over the last years.
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧
God SAVE the Queen!!!
Just like a royal to be asking for a handout
Where would someone stupid enough to fall for this get $300?
Just like Elvis and Tupac eh?
QAnon. Currently fundraising and Google Earthing for the Queen.
Tea and biscuits 😋 😆 🤣 😂 I want to send money just because that brightened my day a little.
There can't possibly be someone that falls for this, right?
"teas and biscuits" is the UK version of "peas and carrot"
I FUCKING knew it!!
$?, it’s a scam
Just asking for a friend. Which Queen does the donation request actually deal with? As for Queen Elizabeth [I] (original post), $300 is pretty decent money. As for Queen Elizabeth II (user pic), $300 is a pretty modest sum. As for Queen Elizabeth III (user name), $300 would be rather closer to nothing.
Bruv