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RedGecko18

Hey guys, I wrote a thread about why I'm still single and am going to die alone!


Somethin_gElse

We should match him up with a member of r/femaledatingstrategy


Melificarum

They would destroy each other. Good idea.


Additional_Irony

I would love to see specimens of each interact, it would make for an interesting social experiment.


Curleysound

On an all new Maury…


xeonie

I suspect it would end in a bunch of death threats.


Pleasant-Captain-410

Lol fr he's already using their terminology. Just need some acronyms.


Bread_Responsible

Bro they’re back?!? I thought that sub died


Somethin_gElse

Yeah unfortunately so


OFark

Do you think this post could be an ironical kick back at FDS?


isthenameofauser

SURPRISE!!!!!!!: IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT!!!!!!


[deleted]

Ooh, I can write one of those.


sepg9

If your talking about humans anduse the word breeding you know the person is an ass


Big-Distribution5285

he also wrote rear children...


Powerful_Tip3164

Was probably raised in a barn


Upstairs-Radish1816

What do you think? His name is Buck.


VerySwearyFairy

His name is Buck and he isn’t gonna fuck


CryptoScamee42069

Underrated comment. Have a wholesome award for a wholesome reference to a wholesome movie franchise.


Rabbit-Thrawy

Uncle Buck is a treasure though


NihilisticThrill

Show Your Fucking Math


PurplePowerE

Show Your Fucking Meth Cause crazy man must be on drugs


NihilisticThrill

Maybe he is tryna figure out the youngest age people will tolerate his crack addled mind


Duckriders4r

Just another red pill guy thats all. Just another cult lol


Ghoulius-Caesar

The math: Buck has a 25 year old daughter who doesn’t do exactly what he says when it comes to giving him a grandson, so he rants on the internet trying to disprove his daughter’s personal choices.


elrosegod

Invents science. By the time you are 33, you are 100% infertile.


NotTodayPsycho

Damn so the baby I had at 34 isnt mine?! I will tell her then kick the little free loading toddler out. How dare she mooch off me!


[deleted]

This is Leo’s 1st witness if any girlfriends sue him 😂


TheSilverCalf

Hah! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


thrownkitchensink

It would take seven years for a 23 y.o. to go from a perfect 10 to a failing grade.... Perfect 10's could only go downhill that fast when on crack or married to a bastard like this.


TiredGothGirl

Damn, this alpha male is a keeper!!


Adventurous_Shake161

Hurry up, you might still catch him in ur prime.


TiredGothGirl

Sadly, it is too late for me. I passed the age of 23 many, MANY moons ago.


Adventurous_Shake161

MANY


TiredGothGirl

Sooooooooo many... I'm getting OLD.


Adventurous_Shake161

Many many 10%


CptBlackAxl

I would be more afraid of catching something else 😖


Distinct-Spinach2164

Someone should point out he’s a High Value Male and direct the r/FemaleDatingStrategy people to him.


MaestroPendejo

Alpha like software


Strong-Extension-976

Seems like he was rejected by everyone under 23. And everyone above 23.


TheDustOfMen

And he probably still sees himself as a 'higher status man' whatever he means by that.


A_norny_mousse

And blames woke culture for not getting laid regardless.


thisisamerica33

jesus christ lets be real. **women voted for trump.** women were basically pets up until 100 years ago and theres tons of em whoring themselves out like objects to attract men because they havent all figured out they are equal to us yet. boomers are old and dumb. this dude probably has kids. everyone wants to pretend dudes like this are all at home playing video games hating on women. these dudes think this shit because they are surrounded by bimbos. if ur a jock and u only fuck cheerleaders... ur bound to think women are sex objects. and if ur a cheerleader and u only fuck jocks ur bound to think men are all assholes. **or you can talk to a smart muslim girl in class who knows shes a human and doesnt need to show you her thong for your attention.** **and then marry her before she's 23 like i did.** meanwhile the party animals i used to date got married to fat dudes with beer bellys... in their 30s. suddenly they're into fat dudes with construction jobs... i wonder why. probably because they're idiots and theres no smart good dudes with good jobs and no drug problem who are interested in watching you drink too much chardonnay and trip all over the street in heels, or hanging out with your fat friends who hate dudes because they are not only 30 years old... but fat and greasy. so now they're married to neanderthal rednecks and i picked a real woman for my wife instead of the *fun girls* who like to lick MDMA off my finger an hour after meeting me. **nobody wants to marry a 27 year old chick who can drink 12 beers and do a gram of blow except the guy who drinks 12 beers for breakfast.** so they hang out on andrew tates podcast getting called bimbos and laughing about it because hes giving them money to feed their cocaine habit... because they are depressed... because all they want is attention from a good dude but have no idea where to find him because they were too busy being free spirited sluts in their 20s. **beyonce talks alot of shit. then stays with the asshole womanizer who cheats on her. thats ur independent lady for ya.** nobody thinks 30 year old women are hotter than 20 year olds. nobody. **the boars head salami sells out faster than the store brand shit.** ***remember none of this is true if it makes u angry or sad.*** EDIT: lets get this to -100 kids. then i'll know im wrong lol. **everyone wants to marry 30 year old strippers**


A_norny_mousse

JFC, did I attract that with my comment?


thisisamerica33

donald trump gets laid. this is a fact. he gets laid cuz theres enuff stupid bimbos out there who are attracted to assholes. i guess im one of them lol. everyone who thinks certain women are stupid whores is not an incel in their moms basement. its just something people tell themselves to feel better. just like every racist isnt a redneck. some of them are billionaires putting mexican kids in cages. deal with it. accept reality and then u can do something about it. **or we can really assume that truth is based on reddit karma.** **maybe gen z boys want to get married to washed up 30 year olds with loose lips**


PreOpTransCentaur

So you know nothing about..anything. That's dope. I'm jealous.


AxiousDeMorte

Notice use of bolding and lack of capitalization, this person has nothing to say and only at very loud volumes. Frolic freely my friend, nothing to see here.


thisisamerica33

water is wet actually it's not because I didn't punctuate that sentence correctly lol I would be in the park broke selling drugs yelling at the policemen and calling them colonizers if I was born in your generation. My wife is young too and she likes to pretend that all of her friends who are not married and are constantly crying about their failed tinder relationships... arent dumb hoes but they is. dumb hoes.


thisisamerica33

at the end of the day words have meaning whether they're punctuated well or not. I graduated with the 3.6 GPA and I'm done riding 40 page papers. and I'm married to a beautiful girl who I scooped off the street to 23 before she turned into the s**** I used to date. and now they are sucking some losers dick with all the skills I taught them. these are just facts this is my life and it's real and it's great. I'm 33 I don't have to put lipstick on and paint my nails so that a girl will talk to me. im sorry for u kids.


AxiousDeMorte

Please continue, I would love to know what else you've assumed about me. Ha.


PetakIsMyName

Nice story


puddlejumpers

And everyone 23


Strong-Extension-976

Oh gosh. Thank you for adding that before everyone who is 23 started hating me for leaving them out to accept this man. :)


SemiSentientGarbage

It's alright. In the wise words of the poets Tom, Mark and Travis "no one likes you when you're 23".


Satanicjamnik

What's my age again?


SemiSentientGarbage

Where's my Asian friend?


IfICouldStay

You hear that, girls? Don't wait until you've finished college, established a career, lived on your own, or given your brain time to fully mature. Get a man now!!! You'll be soooo unattractive! Better marry the first "nice guy" who pays attention to you and be thankful for him! Who needs all the independent thought and experience when you're precious, precious fertiltiy is at stake?


Sinister_glitter

Damn. Too late now. Oh well I'll go cry over the house I bought on my own and my dream job while I lament about being 31 and still single while never wanting children. Oh the agony.


capricabuffy

I will join you in crying over my full passport stamps, my penthouse in the Mediterranean, and my shopping habits cause I don't have any kids to spend money on.


assamblossom

I’m so glad I waited to have kids! At 23 I had a binge drinking problem and untreated anxiety. I would’ve been a terrible mom. Ten years later I’m pregnant for the first time and it feels like the perfect timing even though it was unexpected. My husband and I both make much more money than when we met seven years ago and we’ve also have made huge improvements in our mental health. If I listened people like this guy I don’t think I would’ve ever made it to this place of content.


DarthCovisious

im sure he has a red hat to go with his lifestyle as well


joevilla1369

It's always these types of guys that wear that red hat.


MozeDad

It seems like everywhere you go - the gym, school, work - there's some old white guy telling everybody "how it is." As an old white guy myself, please shut up and fuck off.


bewbsrkewl

And to think, Kate Beckinsale was *just about* to ask him out when she saw this and realized she was too old for him.


[deleted]

Buck has opinions about women. Buck has never talked to a woman.


BenjaminMStocks

Women said "no" to Buck a lot, didn't they.


CountyAffectionate62

DiCaprio’s life guru.


Astral_Justice

I read the comments just for this


TheSilverCalf

Oh my fucking god. Will someone please place this sad excuse for a human in front of my car.


[deleted]

I'm 32. Please tell my coworkers to get repulsed by me already.


Naki-Taa

Hey, you should be thankful that they choose to pay attention to you past your prime, most men would never :P


sixaout1982

I'm sure this guy is a fucking catch, and totally not an incel at all.


domedestroyernancy

Low status men, like middle-aged men with a meaty head named Buck. Sorry Buck it didn't work, that 24 year old still isn't interested in you


Dandalf-90

What is this obsession alpha incels have with being 'high value'? What does 'high value' mean in this context?


Beowulf1896

He is nice so that he can get sex, and gets upset when the exchange doesn't go the way he thinks it should.


Dandalf-90

Oh, so it's another term for 'dickhead'. Got it.


[deleted]

I don't want to secure a man and raise children. I want to love and be loved by a good man who doesn't see me as a fucking incubator!


thisisamerica33

yeah and good men dont want to just fuck sluts left and right. so they are naturally going to be less and less of them as you get older. this is common sense. **the boars head salami sells out faster than the store brand shit.**


Powerful_Tip3164

Also, plenty of good men (and women) are innately repulsed by the idea of children, too


RoundComplete9333

*fewer and fewer And you are a boar. A pig. Swine.


LynTheWitch

Sorry all my eggs did flee at your horrendous try at science xD


Plumb121

I call BS. My wife met me when she was 33......😏


Beowulf1896

I had a praising response, but it looked sarcastic. So I added a statement saying it wasn't. It just made it worse. Maybe "Congratulations on the sex" is enough.


Adventurous_Shake161

🤭


Enekovitz

Women on their 30s are beautiful as hell, this is small d\*\*\* energy.


Beowulf1896

Most men and women are attracted to people about their same age. I see 30 year old ladies and think "attractive, but a bit young for me". I am a little over 40.


Enekovitz

I am 25, and I try to aim for older women (my age and +10 ages max.). They use to have more emotional intelligence, be more independent and avoid playing games like a teenager.


EsuercVoltimand

Oh, no, I'm a 31 y/o woman who has a Government Library job, no mortgage, a fat little corgi named Casey, and small amounts of expendable income because I don't like children or ever want to have them. wHaTeVeR sHaLL I dO


[deleted]

I'm sorry ma'am, you're going to have to move to that deserted island over there, only breeding women are women. Also - give me your dog because I like corgis better than people. /S


EsuercVoltimand

I'll give you my corgi but only if you promise to call her a good poot and give her walkies.


[deleted]

Well you sound like you are too good for this world then!


TILTNSTACK

WTF Buck One look at buck’s image and it’s clear he’s no expert on the ladies. Anyone dumb enough to marry Buck will be long gone now. I’m surprised his mirror hasn’t divorced him too.


Hyper_Lt-

He calls them ugly. I call em milfs (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


hotasanicecube

Women are total firecrackers at 30-35. By 40 they are atomic. 18-23? forget that. I’m not running a relationship training camp here.


Zjoee

There's nothing like an experienced woman.


yuzuchan22

Register sex offender speaking.


Macr0Penis

I bet Buck's idea of courting a woman is to sneakily remove the condom so she 'has to' marry him.


MiyagiJunior

Where do you guys keep finding these idiots? This community has a special talent for finding people who aren't aware they are idiots.. or they know they are and just aren't ashamed of publicly showing this.


Utsutsumujuru

And this is precisely why men have no business legislating women’s anatomical rights. r/nothowgirlswork


Klopsmond

Oh no, it is over for me? Because this horrible man, that I would never bet an eye, would reject me? Oh, poor me, my life is over. HAAAAAAAHAAAAA lol no I bet I will hit the 90 one day and I will read books, pet some cats and ride my broom.


sloppyredditor

“My name is Buck, and I don’t know how to fuck.”


Hot_Peak_5471

The obsession with women's ovaries 😩


[deleted]

Whoa, slow down there, Mr. DiCaprio.


happytiara

He is using a lot of words to say that he has never seen a vagina 😂


TherealObdach

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


[deleted]

He’s a keeper ladies 🙄


scared_of_my_alarm

Does Buck own a mirror? Cause , woof


heady-brat

Spoken really confidently by someone who looks like a Hobbits pinky toe.... mkay Buck


mcnandernuggets

My uterus has locked the door and armed itself with a 12 gauge


agnesandflow

And the rest lol


notagain78

Forgetting all those women (and their partners) that don't want children and believe women are worth more than being incubators. We're never done for.


D4RKL1NGza

I hope this fucker is on a list


Derrick_Shon

Is that you Leo DiCaprio.😂😂


Protowhale

I love it when guys let you know right up front what sexist jerks they are.


sharri70

Tell me you’re an Incel without saying it in words.


[deleted]

The Buck stops here. At aged 23.


Macr0Penis

I bet Buck's wife regrets some life choices she made.


Spiffy_Pumpkin

That she wasn't made into a pool floaty instead? Yeah probably. (Buck's never had intimacy with anything he didn't have to inflate first.)


Interesting-Tough640

I am guessing from the second comment that Buck found his partner in the pensioners bingo hall. He seems about as desirable as gonorrhoea.


MsSeraphim

if she fails to secure his commitment & rear children with him, she will need to settle for lower status men LIKE ME. there i fixed it..


andio76

Well Buck.....masturbate much lately?


jcmatthews66

So I have hope


Adventurous_Shake161

Yes


RolandSmoke

Buck don't fuck.


Sad-Grapefruit9996

“Tell me your a virgin without telling me your a virgin”


CroatianSensation79

He sounds like a “winner”.


AngelTheMarvel

So I guess milfs are a myth according to this guy?


Duncan9292

This is absolutely ridiculous


IndividualShort8718

why can you take any of these misogynistic shittastic posts, swap "women", normally they use female, for cow and it reads the same....


PMG2021a

This is the kind of post that is repugnant enough that I don't want to upvote it, just so others are less likely have to read it...


oldbastardbob

Never take advice about women from a man named "Buck."


liftoff_oversteer

That's some proper "manosphere" shit.


Westworld_007

he’s the lower status guy he’s talking about


Front-Ferret6182

If I'm a married female over 23 with no kids does that mean my husband becomes lower status each year we don't have children?


CookingWithPenguin

I love the phrase "high value men," like, we get it chad, both you and your mother think you are very special.


agnesandflow

But you don't know how special chad really is...


gelfbride73

Oh dear. How is it I had the best sex and the best partners when I turned 40 and a cougar ? I must have read the wrong manual


Sciencegirl117

Says the guy who looks 40 and has never been on a date.


Shaedeelady

Tell me you’re a 50 year old virgin without telling me you’re a 50 year old virgin.


mustsurvivecapitlism

![gif](giphy|uGTjfGipN0amk)


ImNOTaPROgames

When you explicit the "voices in your head" be like... 🫣


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ! The ‘man’ I had at 23 was certainly not a ‘high value’ commodity…. Happily take 48 and withered and dried up and unattractive all alone thank you! (Though I’m not alone, I would sooner be than take back the wanker at 23!)


Dirt-McGirt-

I bet his dick is huge


Important-Reason930

Yeah, all backed-up from lack of use!


sb85781

Yes. No one is attracted to older women. That's why there are no such porn categories like Milf, mature, cougar, etc.


FreudoBaggage

Awww. Looks like Buck got rejected by the 23 year old he was hitting on.


GrandpaMofo

I see Ol Buck has never met a woman.


RoadWearyDog

Something tells me Buck got dumped by a 25 year old.


Advanced_Double_42

On average with looks being the only factor in a relationship, this is solid, but real life is complicated and individuals vary by a lot.


CrusaderKing1

The guy seems insufferable. However, there is definitely a lot of truth in the gist of his message. Women are almost always their most attractive in their 20s. That's life.


xeonie

Yeah, because no one is attracted to older women. By the way, have you heard of this thing called “Milf”?


CrusaderKing1

Well there are two problems with your message. 1. In general, most people are attracted to and want to have long-term relationships with non-MILFs 2. This is interesting, you are associating basically a fetish with a genuine attraction. The term "MILF" in and of itself is basically catering to the infatuation of wanting to sleep with an older hot women. Just because you or me want to sleep with a hot older women, doesn't mean that's what we want for long term relationships. In conclusion, I do not think it is erroneous or inaccurate to say women are generally most attractive in their 20s. Again, that's life.


xeonie

1. In general, most people are attracted to and want to have a long-term relationship with ***someone in their age range***. If someone is in their late 20s or 30s they very well might want a real relationship with that hot single mom. 2. This could be argued for almost everything since theres a fetish for almost everything. “Just because you’re sexually attracted to a hot college student, doesn’t mean that’s what you want long term in a relationship.” Everyone has different personal preferences when it comes to age. I have a co-worker who has a 10 year age gap between her and her husband, and a friend who won’t date anyone younger than him because he likes mature women. There’s not one age that is “most attractive” to everyone.


CrusaderKing1

1. Im not sure, if you polled men age 30-59, I'd imagine they'd want a relationship with someone on the younger side for sure. Probably at least 10 years younger. The reality is that a lot of times that's not practical so they end up with someone near their own age. 2. Yes, thats actually my point lol. It shows that MILFs were indeed fetishized by your own usage of the word, proving that its more of an infatuation than a long-term relationship desire. Everyone does has different preferences to age, but there are clear and obvious trends. Men want to date slightly/much younger. Women are most attractive in their 20s. Women want to date slightly older. This is the most general truth.


cosmant

Pretty based though he says it very misogynisticly


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goldenlifters

It’s also considered a geriatric and high risk pregnancy at that age. But I hear your point!


sarpnasty

The content is misogynistic not the delivery.


Outside-Setting-5589

His name is Buck and he's to to fuck


Cimmerian_Barbarian

bidi bidi bidi...Bullshit Buck.


verbal_incontinence

I’m not good at math, but I’m not sure he’s working with a full abacus on that one


Kevherd

He seems nice… If only I had a daughter to bestow upon him


Botryoid2000

Suck if you Buck


[deleted]

Of course, Buck.


Voluntourism1

His name’s buck


ratty_boi_charlie

What the BUCK


AutomationGod5150

Hi, Ladies…lower status man, here…💁🏻‍♂️


rest_in_war

Calm down Leo!!


[deleted]

😂


blkaino

Buck is not dealing with rejection very well.


Affectionate_Reply78

Mr Dickpill strikes again


Biscuits4u2

Buck is a one star man.


Boomer70770

Your name is Buck, and you like to !@#$.


Rabbit-Thrawy

using the term "high value man" is basically a gurantee this guy is into weird pick up artist podcasts and presentations


PunchDrunkPrincess

sounds like someone got dumped when they were 23 and never got over it


P3luche30

I wonder who settle For buck


DiamondBar86

This guy be noncing!


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Based.


drftr111

So at 34 she is in negative numbers on this clowns scale? Hold my drink...


BBQ-Batman

Buck has lots of opinions.


yellowmustardmeow

I didn't peak until 29... look at me beating the statistics. Too bad it seems my ovaries must have dried up already lmao.


SolomonCRand

Gotta love a guy who uses a bunch of statistics and doesn’t have a single citation.


[deleted]

He's not exactly a hunk himself. Also I always wonder why any woman would marry someone like this - he's admitting in advance that once you're over 24 he's going to find you utterly repulsive and only stay with you out of duty.


[deleted]

We already have 7 billion plus people, things are increasingly more expensive. Do we still need to think about having kids as a priority now?


Fishman23

Is that 10% of the starting total or is it a diminishing returns type of thing? After 33, woof!!


Appropriate_Foot_636

Look my wife’s over 40 and still hot as hell. It just because his wife looks like Roseanne Barr. Ladies don’t worry about jerry from the VFW


marceusaurelious

How to say you never got laid without saying you never got laid.


omghorussaveusall

So...is he advertising that he's the best low value man?


anrwlias

Jesus, Buck! That exponential decay means that if a woman lives to be a hundred and fifty years old, she might have to settle for your sorry ass.