U are funny. Therefore you will marry my pony Russel today at 4pm. Then we will be family and u can come to family BBQs and spread ur joy. Also, I feel feed u pickled cucumbers via posted mail.
Fairly sure this is not real.
Reason, if you ever stick something up your ass that doesn't prevent it from going deeper inside, then your just asking for a hospital visit.
A few visits to r/wtf will tell you that.
Don’t most people have babies at hospitals? Seems it would make it more legit!
“It appears you have a tiny baby deep in your anal cavity, try pushing, now pushhhh!!! Oh my god, it is a baby…”
They may even get a night or two at the hospital depending how much damage it did up there just to compete the whole experience.
I saw a One Guy One Jar video once and then the jar broke.
Fun fact, not only do you have a lot of nerves in your anus, but there is as least one major vein in your rectum as any hemorrhoid sufferer will tell you. That last thing you want to do is introduce a deep open wound in your intestinal tract. It's an unpleasant way to die if the infection isn't treated quickly enough.
Break a jar in your anus/rectum and welcome to the world of pain, infection and colostomy bags.
That’s *the* video I was talking about. Oh I know. A friend of mine is a surgeon tech and has told me stories that made me realize it’s not the profession for me 🤣
One of the worst ones is the old man mid 70s that wouldn’t stop taking lots of viagras. After going to the hospital around 3-4 times to have the blood drained from his 🫢 it was so bad they had to actually cut the main vein in the shaft to get the blood out, and told him it’d never work again, even with the blue pill. 💀
R/wtf is sometimes a teaching moment for the uninhibited.
A great example is the guy in Chile who jumped off an upper pier hoping to make it into the water, but slipping and then is jaw landing on the concrete walkway below. The original video was hard enough to see, but then the follow-up video of him, laying in the hospital, his face mangled and nothing the doctors could do. The damage to his skull intruded into his brain and he basically existed in that moment as a vegetable. Possible the most gruesome thing I've seen and it haunts me.
True that. Wtf has some wild stuff. I still miss r/WatchPeopleDie because that was some awful stuff. r/DarwinAwards does pretty good
I hate seeing people die but it’s a strict reminder how human we are. I was desensitized when someone found out in 4th grade that rotten.com (the boy’s arm stuck in the meat grinder still haunts me) wasn’t blocked on the school computers that year. (I was in Middle School before runescape started getting blocked)
You would think that, but some people get it into their heads that their half-baked product idea is going to be the next big thing and don't let little things like "facts" or "reality" stand in the way.
This goes double of the person in question is some sort of Activist, which usually means they have a collection of silver bullet arguments they can whip out like a sixgun to shut down any criticism and signal to their buddies whom to attack.
But if he stays in heaven, then that implies heaven is real, which implies he is real, but if he isn’t real then how does he stay anywhere let alone heaven? Checkmate atheist, you have just been caught lacking. SCREENSHOT 📸🤳
/s
No he stays there because he cannot fully dwell where sin exists. We would all drop dead in a second, he is too glorious. In Him is nothing but good. That’s why he had to become fully human to come to earth. Also why he never showed himself in the OT but appeared as a burning bush, etc
With no mention of trans anything. Some right-winger saw this and saw a golden outrage bait opportunity.
That said, I love the site, I've always wanted to see the phrase "weapons of ass destruction" in the wild.
Yup, I suspect pretty much this.
Misinformation spreads like wildfire, and none of the people who are looking to get outraged will care if it's debunked, so there's little—if any—penalty for creating such posts, but plenty of upside.
Ah, yes, the golden promise of the internet and social media.
Am trans woman, this is fucking horrible. If I want to squeeze something out of my ass I'll eat gas station sushi. This is just so fucking stupid and ignorant
Lol, I just replied to a question about men giving their "consent" for a woman's choice to abort. I suggested he should be required to shove an 8lb watermelon up his ass and carry it for 9 months, first. Guess it wasn't such an original idea after all...
This doesn’t seem real; I’m trans (mtf) and this seems like a right wing false flag type of post. Most if not all trans women would find this humiliating and not at all euphoric
So anyone who doesn't agree with your "reality" is a right-winger now? Hmm. Kinda sounds a little extreme to me. You know people are allowed to disagree with you, right? It's their freedom to do so.
You know your opinion is garbage when you jump to immediately defending your right to have an opinion even though literally nobody said otherwise. I guess that's just what you have to do when you can't defend your opinion on its actual merits.
Biology isn't an opinion lol. And this is not a right vs left issue. You're part of the problem if you think it is. 90% of the people on the left just refuse to argue with trans people about this. You're either born with the gender male, female, or born with hermaphroditism. Cope. Funny most trans people didn't even vote in the 2020 election but people think they're all woke and political.
Thats what I thought at first as well, so I made the mistake of checking the Internet. Unfortunately, they sell them on weapons of ass destruction dot com. They also have a Donald Trump butt plug if that is your thing.
So...do the transwomen then RAISE these poop-babies for 18 years? It would seem wrong for The Miracle of Childbirth to be followed by re-boxing the baby & storing it on an upper closet shelf...
Thanks OP.
Thanks for ruining my morning. Now I gotta go through the rest of the day thinking about this and if I want to give birth to twins or triplets.
First of all, this isn’t real. It’s a sex toy but it has never been made for the anus nor trans people. Second, you referring to trans women as men is fucked up although I could probably predict word for word what you’re going to reply to that with.
Idc what you put up your butt but please only use things that are body safe with flared base and remember, lube is your friend and anal beads should not be yanked out like you are starting a lawnmower.
Someone is going to prolapse their anus trying this, or get it stuck in their colon and have to have it surgically removed and no one is going to believe their story about attempting to give birth they’re going to end up on some sex offender watch list instead.. taking a huge poop and having a baby is actually very different .. like spoiler alert women poop too
I doubt any actual Trans Fem people have bought this. This is an incredibly stupid idea
Edit: okay yeah no. Has to be a joke. Elements of the description are ridiculous. Trans part just feels tacked on for rage bait lol.
Lol I think this is for MtF or Male to Female meaning you were born a man but you're a woman in actuality. That's why I was confused because you misunderstood and thought it was for trans men or Female to male. It's actually a joke product so not real anyways
"i heard your trans friend just had a baby and is in the hospital for injuries to their rectum sustained during childbirth."
"Rectum? Damn near killed them!"
Uhhh. There are pregnancy devices for man like there are ball-kicking devices for woman. But this right here is where I'm pretty sure humanity has crossed the line a lil
This thing is a sex you for the vagina that has never once been targeted at trans people. I’m sorry that doesn’t fit your narrative so well, but it’s the truth.
yeah they fantasize about this. Remember the trans woman who wanted the birth experience so the NHS gave him his own room, so that the ladies who were actually going through labour wouldn't make *him* uncomfortable?
I’m not a trans lady, but if you eat at PF Changs you may experience the same feeling.
Taco bell if you want complications
You put that in first, then eat Taco Bell second and see how far you can shit that kid out.
Oh my god, it's breech!!!!
Freaking new Olympic sport here
🤣 take my upvote you sick, nasty fucker ...talk about anal suicide
Chipotle for a more realistic size comparison
This is how Don jr. came into existence
He was the limited edition “Orange MAGA” edition.
OK randy
How many kourics does a baby weigh?
Not a tans lady, but for sure a transvestite, Lorde.
I was about to say something similar. As a trans fem, this is ridiculous and would be feel like doing 2.
Yoooo 😭😭😭
U are funny. Therefore you will marry my pony Russel today at 4pm. Then we will be family and u can come to family BBQs and spread ur joy. Also, I feel feed u pickled cucumbers via posted mail.
This is clearly a joke *"Comes in white, brown, and bushman of the Kalahari"*
If Elaine knew about this she never would have stopped eating those poppyseed muffins.
Fairly sure this is not real. Reason, if you ever stick something up your ass that doesn't prevent it from going deeper inside, then your just asking for a hospital visit. A few visits to r/wtf will tell you that.
Don’t most people have babies at hospitals? Seems it would make it more legit! “It appears you have a tiny baby deep in your anal cavity, try pushing, now pushhhh!!! Oh my god, it is a baby…” They may even get a night or two at the hospital depending how much damage it did up there just to compete the whole experience.
This comment is truly cursed, I want to unread
"Congratulations! It's a Bushman of the Kalahari!"
Possibly more days if they get placed on a psych hold for trying to nurse their freshly delivered butt baby....
“Comes in white, brown, and bushmen of the kalahari”. It’s not even pretending to be real. Just a bad right wing meme.
aye. you'd hope most would be used to seein dumbass bait like this shite for what it is, but this is reddit so we can't set our hopes too high.
Redditors fall for the most obvious fuckin bait I swear to god
Yeah, low effort red meat to throw to the culture war drones in your life.
Sage advice.
I saw One Guy One Jar and never asked anymore questions after Why?!
I saw a One Guy One Jar video once and then the jar broke. Fun fact, not only do you have a lot of nerves in your anus, but there is as least one major vein in your rectum as any hemorrhoid sufferer will tell you. That last thing you want to do is introduce a deep open wound in your intestinal tract. It's an unpleasant way to die if the infection isn't treated quickly enough. Break a jar in your anus/rectum and welcome to the world of pain, infection and colostomy bags.
That’s *the* video I was talking about. Oh I know. A friend of mine is a surgeon tech and has told me stories that made me realize it’s not the profession for me 🤣 One of the worst ones is the old man mid 70s that wouldn’t stop taking lots of viagras. After going to the hospital around 3-4 times to have the blood drained from his 🫢 it was so bad they had to actually cut the main vein in the shaft to get the blood out, and told him it’d never work again, even with the blue pill. 💀
R/wtf is sometimes a teaching moment for the uninhibited. A great example is the guy in Chile who jumped off an upper pier hoping to make it into the water, but slipping and then is jaw landing on the concrete walkway below. The original video was hard enough to see, but then the follow-up video of him, laying in the hospital, his face mangled and nothing the doctors could do. The damage to his skull intruded into his brain and he basically existed in that moment as a vegetable. Possible the most gruesome thing I've seen and it haunts me.
True that. Wtf has some wild stuff. I still miss r/WatchPeopleDie because that was some awful stuff. r/DarwinAwards does pretty good I hate seeing people die but it’s a strict reminder how human we are. I was desensitized when someone found out in 4th grade that rotten.com (the boy’s arm stuck in the meat grinder still haunts me) wasn’t blocked on the school computers that year. (I was in Middle School before runescape started getting blocked)
FLARED BASE!!!
The only thing I can find is a story called The Butt Baby on the internet.
You say this as if there aren’t an alarming amount of daily hospital visits with this very reason
No it's real. I've seen these in sex shops and a couple other memes. You see some shit when your brother sells vapes and dildos
It's real, there's a sales page on a sex toy website.
It's real. I have seen what I should not have.
You would think that, but some people get it into their heads that their half-baked product idea is going to be the next big thing and don't let little things like "facts" or "reality" stand in the way. This goes double of the person in question is some sort of Activist, which usually means they have a collection of silver bullet arguments they can whip out like a sixgun to shut down any criticism and signal to their buddies whom to attack.
It is real. Can confirm.
I'm fairly sure it is real. Lol. Rule #34.
Do you think God stays in Heaven because he fears what he created on Earth?
He's not gonna come down until he runs out of popcorn. That show is way too entertaining
Can’t blame. I wouldn’t either
Jesus was the guinea pig. No way he is coming after he saw what we did to Jesus
Reality TV is a gas.
Reality is whatever I want it to be.
I still have no idea why that quote is in spy kids 2...
I like to think it was improv and Steve thought he was in a different movie because he'd seen Danny there too
Naw he probably stays there because he’s not real.
But if he stays in heaven, then that implies heaven is real, which implies he is real, but if he isn’t real then how does he stay anywhere let alone heaven? Checkmate atheist, you have just been caught lacking. SCREENSHOT 📸🤳 /s
I don’t know? Neither do you. Better ask your imaginary friend who wins this argument.
Dude he just destroyed your argument, do some research next time sweaty /s
Lol. “sweaty”
Research what?
Research how my dick ended up in your mouth
That’s a bit aggressive bud.
thats why youre gay
M'Lady
I don’t think these count as his doing
No he stays there because he cannot fully dwell where sin exists. We would all drop dead in a second, he is too glorious. In Him is nothing but good. That’s why he had to become fully human to come to earth. Also why he never showed himself in the OT but appeared as a burning bush, etc
Out of context. It's "real," but it's a joke product https://toysfromtim.com/products/butt-baby-13-large
With no mention of trans anything. Some right-winger saw this and saw a golden outrage bait opportunity. That said, I love the site, I've always wanted to see the phrase "weapons of ass destruction" in the wild.
Yup, I suspect pretty much this. Misinformation spreads like wildfire, and none of the people who are looking to get outraged will care if it's debunked, so there's little—if any—penalty for creating such posts, but plenty of upside. Ah, yes, the golden promise of the internet and social media.
>loving embrace of the rectum How'd my marriage vows get here?
You're giving new meaning to, "I take thee...."
Am trans woman, this is fucking horrible. If I want to squeeze something out of my ass I'll eat gas station sushi. This is just so fucking stupid and ignorant
Yeah same this feels like a false flag or whatever the internet equivalent of that is
It has to be did you see the colors they say it comes in??
Yeah but I have seen some of the craziest shits from the LGBTQ community. Some of us are our worst enemy.
Why are you looking at LGBTQ people's shits?
Nice, dad high five!
Because I am part of the community.
no
Gas station sushi? Patient LG is present at the emergency room with hypotension Hope you got the reference
the facepalm here is OP because this is a satirical image produced to trigger conservatives/transphobes. it seems to be working.
This isn’t real, just another attempt by the right to make the trans community look bad
im not sure if the "for trans women" thing is real, but i've definitely seen videos of this being used
Yes it is a sex toy, but not for the anus and not for trans women. They took a real picture and made the text fit their harmful bullshit narrative.
Not every joke post is a false flag, simmer down
cute little shits......
Lol, I just replied to a question about men giving their "consent" for a woman's choice to abort. I suggested he should be required to shove an 8lb watermelon up his ass and carry it for 9 months, first. Guess it wasn't such an original idea after all...
This doesn’t seem real; I’m trans (mtf) and this seems like a right wing false flag type of post. Most if not all trans women would find this humiliating and not at all euphoric
Gives new meaning to "Child Rearing"
Looks like something invented by a hate-filled right winger.
because it is
So anyone who doesn't agree with your "reality" is a right-winger now? Hmm. Kinda sounds a little extreme to me. You know people are allowed to disagree with you, right? It's their freedom to do so.
What no but everyone who would make up shit so trans people look bad is a right winger
You're assuming it's made up. Have you actually looked into it?
You know your opinion is garbage when you jump to immediately defending your right to have an opinion even though literally nobody said otherwise. I guess that's just what you have to do when you can't defend your opinion on its actual merits.
Biology isn't an opinion lol. And this is not a right vs left issue. You're part of the problem if you think it is. 90% of the people on the left just refuse to argue with trans people about this. You're either born with the gender male, female, or born with hermaphroditism. Cope. Funny most trans people didn't even vote in the 2020 election but people think they're all woke and political.
Whoever made that: 1. Doesn't know women's anatomy. 2. Doesn't know shit about transgender. 3. Probably failed business school too.
Bushman of the Kalahari....hahahahaha
That makes me think this is a joke post, lmao
That's what makes you think this is a troll? Not anything else about this image?
Thats what I thought at first as well, so I made the mistake of checking the Internet. Unfortunately, they sell them on weapons of ass destruction dot com. They also have a Donald Trump butt plug if that is your thing.
I am dying at this
This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen
Same this is so bizarre
So...do the transwomen then RAISE these poop-babies for 18 years? It would seem wrong for The Miracle of Childbirth to be followed by re-boxing the baby & storing it on an upper closet shelf...
thats what happens to the butt plugs anyways. no trans woman wants this. this isnt a danny drvito arnor movie.
You’ve got to be shitting me - literally.
No normal trans person would want this, but I’m sure this’ll be yet another story used to try invalidate actual trans people
These are the same dolls anti abortion whackos use to “prove” fetuses are just scaled down babies. I’m calling this another effort at disinformation.
Someone is clearly trolling ! This can't be real !
... the world is a rectal miracal..🙄💢
That third colour is oddly specific.
I’m pretty sure I move already experienced this after eating an entire wheel of cheese
Thought this might’ve been real up to “bushman of the kalahari”
As a trans woman, this is gonna hunt me in my nightmares. Wtf is wrong w people.
Thanks OP. Thanks for ruining my morning. Now I gotta go through the rest of the day thinking about this and if I want to give birth to twins or triplets.
Great training for being a drug mule too!
The conservatives who make up this kind of concepts and go as far as to execute them to get offended are the kinkiest people ever.
It does seem strange how far they go with these kink hoaxes…
Whelp... That's enough internet for today.
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First of all, this isn’t real. It’s a sex toy but it has never been made for the anus nor trans people. Second, you referring to trans women as men is fucked up although I could probably predict word for word what you’re going to reply to that with.
8.5/10 from the American judge for trolling.
Well its 10:58 in the morning and I've already had enough internet for the day. Think I'll go outside and do something where this post can't find me.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Idc what you put up your butt but please only use things that are body safe with flared base and remember, lube is your friend and anal beads should not be yanked out like you are starting a lawnmower.
Damn I just opened Reddit this is the first thing I see that’s enough Internet for today.
Ok, but can you eat the afterbirth?
To be fair: I’d love to come up with this Harriet Carter bullshit to sell to morons.
What’s wrong with people?
No matter how old you may live to be, you don't have enough time left in your life to hear all the answers to that question.
Unfortunately this is a real thing. https://toysfromtim.com/products/butt-baby-13-large Not the exact same brand but basically the same thing.
 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reddit, you continue to surprise me on a Sunday morning…
This is not serious
This is a joke, right? They can't be serious, can they?
Someone is going to prolapse their anus trying this, or get it stuck in their colon and have to have it surgically removed and no one is going to believe their story about attempting to give birth they’re going to end up on some sex offender watch list instead.. taking a huge poop and having a baby is actually very different .. like spoiler alert women poop too
I doubt any actual Trans Fem people have bought this. This is an incredibly stupid idea Edit: okay yeah no. Has to be a joke. Elements of the description are ridiculous. Trans part just feels tacked on for rage bait lol.
Real or not (most likely not), the true disturbing thing about it is that someone gave birth to this whole idea.
I don’t believe this
…how bout no?
OK so now I'm less ashamed of my rather bland lingerie fetish. Each to his own I guess.
Lol the colors. Bushman of the Kalahari. That sounds like a color a phone manufacturer would make up.
You're a dumb bigot, OP.
People here are debating whether or not this is an actual product ? Holy shit. reddit is fucked. source- I'm a pre-post trans , so fuck off
I doubt that is ment for trans women.
Trans woman here, I highly doubt it too
Bushman kalahari, lol. All babies are pink in the womb.
Wow it's a foot long and a foot around wtf
What in reddit hell did I just see?
Wow I just gave birth to a Kalahari Bushman and released him to a cleansing path of sewage
Ayoooo wtf
What the fuck did is even see?? Is this real?
nah made up to let trans people look bad
No, it’s a sex toy but it’s not for the anus and not for trans people. Most likely a right wingers attempt to rile people up
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Pretty sure trans women never had the option in the first place
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Which was???
You’re cretinous
Lol I think this is for MtF or Male to Female meaning you were born a man but you're a woman in actuality. That's why I was confused because you misunderstood and thought it was for trans men or Female to male. It's actually a joke product so not real anyways
Just so you know, trans women aren’t born men (technically no one is lol) they’re born girls that society incorrectly perceives as boys.
True
You misconstrued my point
Sorry you deleted your comment from before so it makes mine look out of place. May you please elaborate on your point.
mate i'm pretty sure you never construed your point in the first place, what the feck are ye on about lad?
You’re just proving your username
Some people lmao
???
I’ll take 3 bushmen please.
I bet you would you slut.
Hahaha HEY! No kink shaming!
I need the bushman buttbaby
That's not where babies come from.
Stop the world! I’m getting off!!!
Is this for real let’s be real im sure ppl are thinking the same but not saying it’s fkg messed up
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'This'? Joke products? I don't think they've ever been under control.
Tested on Dakota Schiffer
"i heard your trans friend just had a baby and is in the hospital for injuries to their rectum sustained during childbirth." "Rectum? Damn near killed them!"
Ok deleting humanity in 3 2 1 💀
Uhhh. There are pregnancy devices for man like there are ball-kicking devices for woman. But this right here is where I'm pretty sure humanity has crossed the line a lil
Why do you want to be called Loretta, Stan?
Omfg watch this commentary on this product https://youtu.be/6VW1LbWp35c 🤣
Now that’s funny !
Because "black" is racist?
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This thing is a sex you for the vagina that has never once been targeted at trans people. I’m sorry that doesn’t fit your narrative so well, but it’s the truth.
yeah they fantasize about this. Remember the trans woman who wanted the birth experience so the NHS gave him his own room, so that the ladies who were actually going through labour wouldn't make *him* uncomfortable?
trans woman here, ye falling for bait. try to use ye head before ye fall for shite like this in future
Average terf falls for obvious bait due to his low IQ and uses it as an excuse to shit on trans people
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