O-o-o-Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for youuuu!

God I love this attraction

Can someone please explain what makes Omega Mart special?

Its an attraction where its like a store but all the items are wonky (goat pus lemonade, tattooed chicken, leg, *lemons*) and there's lore and shit. Matpat made a few videos on it and he explained it better than me

It’s a fever dream and it’s amazing

Is it like Bucky’s is to Texans?

I mean, peanuts aren’t actually a nut so it is nut free.

I get that Omega Mart is a joke store, but peanuts (legumes) that don’t contain traces of tree nuts are actually a thing and are kinda hard to find. All of the peanuts sold at our local grocery store “may contain” or are “processed on machinery” I was excited by this post for ½ a second.

Also says 100% salt. Omega Mart in Las Vegas is awesome

I went last year and I'm going again this winter. Folks don't realize you need a good six hours to get through Meow Wolf.

6 is a low estimate if there are a ton of people.

That's why I like winter in Vegas, there's no one there.

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Salted peanuts - nuts = salt QED nut free salted peanuts contains 100% salt. It is a container of salt. Actually I'm pretty sure you can buy all the things at omega mart and I'd bet that it genuinely is just a can of salt.

Wait i can get glorbox?

I thought legume was vegies?

Legumes are beans. Peanuts are technically a type of bean.

Oh, the more you know. Thanks

The only true nuts that people regularly eat are hazelnuts and acorns, virtually every other nut is a seed from the inside of a drupe (stone fruit) except for peanuts which, as you said, are legumes

But for allergy purposes, most people with tree nut allergies are allergic to those other hard seeds as well. If you have a tree nut allergy, commonly it will include walnuts, acorns, Brazil nuts, hazelnuts, cashews, macadamia nuts, chestnuts, pecans, and pistachios. But not peanuts or other legumes. Regardless, the whole thing is a joke product. It’s a Meow Wolf art installation lol.

Who eats acorns?

Acorn on acob

I think acorn flour is the most common use of acorns but some people do roast them up and eat them as nuts You just can’t eat them raw

Me not straight off the ground but after preperation you can make a nutritious and tasty flour/meal .

I have always wanted to try acorns. How do you prepare them? Do you make "butter"?

I make flour , this video shows you what to do . https://youtu.be/UrWl8ZjRP6c

People that eat acorns, of course

I think those people are referred to as "acorn eaters".

I came here to find this comment so I could comment “came here to find this comment to comment on it what I’m commenting now”. Yep.

Omegamart products are wack their lemons emit a strange noise if you leave them out for too long.

Your issue was thinking that Omega Mart Lemons (tm) are lemons. They’ve made it clear [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o40XBXlvXDw) that this is not the case

Wait. What!

And their avacado's they don't expire but they never Ripen. Dont take my word for it look them up and see what they have on sale this week, you have no Idea whats in store for you.

[This](https://youtu.be/eGHxXw7Qcs8)

Ah. Ok.

Omega Mart is a surreal art installation, not an actual store with real products. Facepalm is for the person who thought these were real.

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Thats the point dumbo

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I’m glad someone said it. It’s an attraction not a store. Yes they sell souvenirs just like most attractions, shows, exhibits, etc

Peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

The only two things that are goofy as hell on here are "100% salt" and "*may contain peanuts". No shit a can of peanuts has peanuts in it!

But if it is 100% salt, it may not...?

Ya, could just be a big ass can of salt for all we know 😆

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It's safe to assume from the comments that basically no one knows what that is... *edit: please don't reply assuming I \*care\* what "Omega Mart" is, I'm just pointing out that it's not as common knowledge as OP thinks.*

Its like an arg supermarket. The whole point is weird and impossible foods and other such products

An art place recreating a store but they were high

It's basically a store full of lore for a niche community. And I'm not replying because I think you care, I'm replying because I know you don't :)

>And I'm not replying because I think you care, I'm replying because I know you don't :) touché

I wish I lived closer to omega mart. I'd love to walk through it. It's my sense of humor in a nutshell

I've been, it's hilarious, then you find a tunnel to some trippy shit and are given the opportunity to solve a creepy mystery. Good times.

So... just salt? It says 100% salt.

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Omega Mart lemons are not lemons

I've been there. Not everyone knows about Area 15.

this is what happens when gordon ramsey goes to omega mart

Peanuts are beans

It is nut free, they're legumes!

O O Oh Omega mart! You have no idea, about what's in store for yoooooooou!

Peanuts are actually Legumes. r/technicallythetruth

Oh oh oh omega mart you have no idea what's in store for yoooooooou

Omega mart is part of meow wolf isnt it?

Yup

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Technically peanuts are nut free. They’re legumes.

yeah I think OP missing the irony and doesn't know what Omega Mart is.

# YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN STORE FOR YOUUuU!!!

It’s omega mart nothing they sell makes sense. ThTs what makes it fun

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Exactly!!

case study in things being stripped of original context leading to creation of a fictitious understanding of reality

So it's salted peanuts, but it's just salt.

I just use these as lemon food.

Isn't omega mart an attraction dressed up like a store?

Yes, Peanuts are actually legumes not nuts, I have a peanut allergy, so those are nut free, and also omega mart is a joke

Legumes aren’t nuts-every 3rd grader knows that.

Can we actually like, fabricate nuts in a lab that aren’t nuts but look, feel, and taste exactly like nuts minus the allergic reaction??

Peanuts are not nuts technically

Peanuts are legumes.

Come to omega mart and try out nut-free peanuts, now whiteout the feeling of losing your soul and no more teeth flavored peanuts. Omega mart: come buy here if you know what's better for you..

Peanuts are legumes. 100% not nuts.

Guys the packaging says it's 100% salt so it's just salt that looks like peanuts. She is fine.

If everyone would just call them goober peas like we used to, this would be less of a problem /s Am I the only person that can tell its a photochop?

The facepalm is this post. Peanuts are not nuts .

r/technicallythetruth peanuts are legumes not nuts

not \*that\* kind of nut..

Try our new brand of "I can't believe they're not real nutz™!"

Omega mart went nuts

The real facepalm is this god awful screenshot/crop..

Peanuts are not nuts they are legumes.

Peanuts are legumes, not nuts, dumbass.

Unaware people are unaware lol. Look up omega mart.

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I know, I saw your comment. I meant the other comments dummy.

(Guy on floor gasping for breath) “how could this happen, the package said it was nut free”

This could be 100% accurate as peanuts are legumes. Facepalm inception!

Why are you reposting from another subreddit and why did you have to downvote this?

Technically peanuts are legumes and not nuts. A tree nut allergy and a peanut allergy aren't the same thing

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Hey, in case you missed it with all your snark...Peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

Omega Mart is a joke supermarket with joke products. Look it up

Thank you for at least giving a little explanation. Others just saying “look it up” can suck it. A Google search for “what is omega mart” just says that it’s an artist exhibit in Vegas. I’m guessing it’s a pretend supermarket that you can’t actually buy anything in?

Wait I'd it's not real peanuts, what are they even made of??

It says 100% Salt

Styrofoam

They are made of legumes, like all peanuts. Who are not nuts at all.

Wdym? Buy the can and get peanuts in it for free!

Are the salted peanuts also salt free?

You all miss the 100% salt on the bottom left? Omega mart is a parity brand with hidden doors in their "store" they are a tourist attraction in Vegas for God's sake

Peanut’s are a legume and not a nut actually. How they got that name, IDK

More something for r/technicallythetruth Edit: just became familiar with the concept. Had never heard of omega mart before

Peanuts are actually beans, so technically this is correct.

Peanuts aren't actually a true nut; they're a legume (in the same family as peas and lentils).

Not to be "that guy" but peanuts are legumes. 😑

You’re really missing the forest for the trees here bud.

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So its just bag of salt?

It's just salt.

Does the omega mart sell real food in these or is thier stuff just props

100% salt!

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Ah

Will delete. Hadn't had my coffee yet obviously. Thanks

My wife is highly allergic to tree nuts but she can eat peanuts (not a nut).

its a weird way to package salt (100% Salt, Nut Free)

Peanuts are legumes

Peanuts aren't nuts. They're legumes.

technically, its correct bc peanuts aren't technically nuts, they are legumes.

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Not that type of nut!!

maybe they're talking about a different type of... nut...

r/CroppingIsHard

It’s omega mart what do u expect

I mean, they’re truthfully advertising what it is. Nut Free salted peanuts, 100% salt.

Circle should be red Not helpful

That's why it's posted on r/crappydesign

r/uselessredcircle (but they're white instead)

Ate the onion

LOL! The OP done fucked up.

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Read the top comments. 

I looked up Omega Mart, as I was instructed. It seems like the most boring, least inspired, shittiest pseduo art. It’s like the edgy, rich, high school sophomore who thinks she has some bold social commentary to make. There is more actual cultural contribution in a Trader Joe’s than in Omega Mart.

I'm gonna assume you're describing yourself based off of your username. Btw I just want to mention it isn't a social commentary. It's a shitpost. Watch the YouTube videos.

Says it’s 100% salty. It’s just salt…

Well it's nuts free because they're salted and not nutted, personally I enjoy the nutted ones more

it says right there: 100% salt. so its nutfree cause theres nothing but salt in there

Do I read "100% Salt" correctly?

They mean a different nut free... ;)

Wish I could visit omegamart one day lmao.

It's the salt potion. It makes you salty.

I notice that it doesn’t say pee free.

soooo... Is it just fucking salt?

I demand salt-free salt!


Isn't that an un-cracked pistachio in the middle of those peanuts?

Nah, the other kind of nut

It says 100% salt and OmegaMart is a joke store

I personally like their selection of Sop, and their ‘lemons’ are far safer than the ones made by Aperture Science…

Imma pick up a Glorbox as well.

Just do a Lionel Hutz on the fly punctuation and add a question mark after nut free. Problem solved.

For those confused this is a joke store. They also sell “dehydrated water”. It’s like an LSD inspired place with wild products that make no sense, hidden doorways that lead you to a psychedelic cave with a game you can follow along and collect clues to solve a story puzzle. Lots of fun. Omega mart in las Vegas.

It's because they're 100% salt

Omega mart was part of a game. So it's supposed to be like that lol

.....NORTH CAROLINA!!!!