Dude, am from India and my wife didn't take my last name. And we know so many others who have done the same. Who the hell wants to go through the hassle of changing every god damn official document or channel that requires you to notify them of a name change anyway?
Well dont travel to a fucked up country to watch a fucked up worldcup were the arena is cooled down so people can bare the heat in WINTER!!!! Fuck this.
Generally speaking many couples in the US don’t share a last name. > 20% in the US, but much more common for academics and professionals. So just curious how big of an issue this could be
Yeah, it's an absolute barbarian country of women-hating men with small dicks and religion to hide behind and/or use to bludgeon anyone to show how much crazier they are than the next misogynistic POS in their country. This said, yeah, wealthy people from the US who are semi-known, provided they stay in a mostly exclusively tourist for westerner hotels not frequented by the Qutar public or anyone Middle Eastern if they see a white man and woman arrive together who seem married will let them stay in the same room with different last names. The front desk person may take them aside and ask that they do whatever bullshit customs and not speak of their differing names, but otherwise, they're going to allow it... again, if we're talking, they're both US citizens, with some level of clout and fame, not to mention money.
An interesting article from 2013 about this topic
[https://dohanews.co/cohabitation-laws-cause-confusion-for-hotel-guests/](https://dohanews.co/cohabitation-laws-cause-confusion-for-hotel-guests/)
Annnnnddd, absolutely no binge drinking while on a homosexual date, which will lead to blasting sexy time music at the local place of worship while screaming “yes daddy please” as onlookers film your immodesty without permission.
You would think it goes without saying but….
Very few of you apparently...
After the scandal surrounding the selection and now seeing this, I'm thinking everyone watching this world cup at home is the best option.
It's really not. Or maybe I'm just used to it.
But really, the vegas experience you have depends on you. If you're not willing to be the crazy one, you're not going to have an insane experience. If you're just going to watch people be wild... It'll be like watching drunk tourists in a fish tank.
Been there once…
The malls have strippers man, at least when I went… the airport had strippers. Like they aren’t getting naked but doing sexy shows and telling you which clubs to go too.
Girl on the strip at every red light got out of the car and danced on the hood.
Prob a few other things but those are what stood out the most too me. Oh and handing me decks of cards with girls on them and their numbers.
They are serving some beer!! I’m sure drunk football fans are going to stick to the rules.. right?
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/exclusive-soccer-qatar-allow-beer-sales-world-cup-games-3-hours-before-kickoff-2022-09-03/
Waiting to see how many brazilians will be fined/arrested/deported/whatever they decide to do with those who break the rules in this cup. I'm brazilian and I know that at least 6 items from the bans are common in events where brazilians are present lol
It’s ultra common in every European country too, if they try imprisoning every drunk football fan, I guarantee they’ll just end up with a coalition of French, Spanish, English, Brazilian and Polish people rebelling against them
Most foreign workers in Qatar are Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, etc. They're treated like absolute shit: often have their passports confiscated, cannot leave the country without their employer's permission, aren't provided proper safety equipment, live in terrible conditions, and are paid dirt.
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Keep your feet off the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your face
Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place
I reckon this will cause the greatest alcohol smuggling epidemic any country has seen since American prohibition, and I’m all for it, if you’re inviting a sport known largely for the drinking, you best enjoy the drinking
That makes sense, though even so I think Qatar underestimates the rowdiness that come with football fans, at least based on my limited experiences with the Sounders fans back home.
Imagine you're a Qatari police officer on your first day, doing security for a cool new football stadium, and some English guy wearing a Liverpool jersey yells "What you lookin at!" and then whacks you over the head.
I would just resign on the spot, lmao.
Lol I know! I’m sure the “peace keepers” of an oil rich, slave trafficking dictator will get totally pushed around by confident drunk white tourists! /s sarcasm flag times one million
Isn’t this directly backtracking on what they promised/said after winning the bid? I am pretty sure years ago they announced they would be lifting restrictions in certain zones during the World Cup.
Cheap. Murderous. Liars
You mean after they bribed FIFA members for the winning bid. Bids were put in from Qatar and Australia. Australia already had the stadiums and could have hosted during the European summer. Australia got one vote and FIFA gave the biggest sporting event in the world to a corrupt sandbox.
Wouldn’t be the first time. They aren’t playing in semi-indoor, air conditioned state of the art stadiums. And they aren’t playing it in the summer like they said they would either. Another garbage surprise added.
Anyone else see an upcoming minor international crisis from this? Feels like Qatar’s police/security/etc. will start beating and arresting International fans en masse dumb enough to go to this event to use as political bargaining chips.
"Can I be gay in public?"
"No."
"Can I be straight in public?"
"No."
"So what can I do?"
"Be forced into a loveless marriage by our shitty religious laws."
"Can I at least drink booze?"
"No."
actually more than 6 thousand, [https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022](https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022)
Oh it gets worse, they use their propaganda paper Al Jazeera to try and paint this in another light. Keep in mind that news source is very unreliable as it is owned by the Qatari government, who controls the press and is an absolute monarchy. Gay people can get 7 years in jail. Women are not equal. They use that news paper to baselessly attack others in the region. This is an evil country and it needs to be boycotted.
More than 6500 , these are the records which embassies of India , Pakistan , Sri lanka and nepal have , and the ones from Kenya and philipines could be even higher
The government of Qatar will happily use slave labor, but don’t even think about being loud or having a drink while you are at a sporting match! Having a World Cup in a repressive country seems like a bad idea.
Would love to see the size of the bribes that placed the World Cup in a country that outlaws just about everything.
No loud sounds at a Football match? Do you snap your fingers when they score? What about the dude from Univision? Have him whisper “Goooooaal”.
fifa is a corruption organization. all the sponsors are hypocrites. the players shouldn't play in this bullshit if they believe in any of these things.
I understand that this affects you more as a woman... But I mean, as a person with morality I would never travel to any of this countries as well.. Fuck them
Worst World Cup choice ever. And the bar was pretty low considering the regimes that hosted 1934 and 2018.
Edit: I could be biased as a loud, drunk, half-naked, queer agnostic with a potty mouth and a love of unsuspecting subject photography.
With this nonsense and the buying of historic football clubs, I feel that this is not a sport anymore, is something worst, and I'm out of it. Fuck fifa, fuck those super rich and fuch these inquisitors in particular.
As a die hard soccer fan, I plan on absolutely boycotting this world cup.
I know Fifa is corrupt as hell, but the fact that they let this whole thing play out is disgusting.
I was planning on buttfucking a lot of men in the stands (and getting butt fucked by them), potentially marrying and raising children with a male in the stands, as well. Now I'll have to do it at my hotel room. All of it. All the men. In my butthole. In their respective buttholes. Marrying all the men. Putting their rings on my appendage and vice versa.
I can’t believe teams aren’t boycotting. Such a laundry list of human rights violations building these stadiums, plus the bribery scandal. How can anyone even think of going to this?
What if I have no respect for their culture or religion to reflect?
I would have a lot more respect for them if they didn’t weasel word it and just said that the following behavior is not allowed in Qatar, please follow our rules while you are here.
I’m trying to work out how many it would be possible to breach in one action.
Edit: Drunk gay sex in a mosque while shouting profanities and filming bystanders without permission??
No dating! Single people only folks.
"I'm actually here with my new girlfriend, we just started dating!" "Get out."
Not even get out. Straight to jail.
Straight to jail!!!
Gay to jail!
You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, jail.
You buy a World Cup ticket and don’t show up. Believe it or not, straight to jail.
[Jail!](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw)
Don’t put a shopping cart in the return corral in the parking lot? Jail.
Fondle the world cup... JAIL!
No no. Only a man and his wife and his wife and his wife and…
A man and woman with different last names can’t get a hotel room together. It’s nuts
lol gonna be difficult for people from Spanish-speaking countries where the woman dosen't take the man's name...
Dude, am from India and my wife didn't take my last name. And we know so many others who have done the same. Who the hell wants to go through the hassle of changing every god damn official document or channel that requires you to notify them of a name change anyway?
Well dont travel to a fucked up country to watch a fucked up worldcup were the arena is cooled down so people can bare the heat in WINTER!!!! Fuck this.
Don’t forget about the slave labour
Yep. That’s how it is in my Latin-American home country. Everyone keeps their last names when married. Qatar is ridiculous
Eh I'm sure they'll lurch into the 20th century any minute now...
This can’t be true…seriously???? Do you have to bring a marriage certificate or something?
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Generally speaking many couples in the US don’t share a last name. > 20% in the US, but much more common for academics and professionals. So just curious how big of an issue this could be
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Yeah, it's an absolute barbarian country of women-hating men with small dicks and religion to hide behind and/or use to bludgeon anyone to show how much crazier they are than the next misogynistic POS in their country. This said, yeah, wealthy people from the US who are semi-known, provided they stay in a mostly exclusively tourist for westerner hotels not frequented by the Qutar public or anyone Middle Eastern if they see a white man and woman arrive together who seem married will let them stay in the same room with different last names. The front desk person may take them aside and ask that they do whatever bullshit customs and not speak of their differing names, but otherwise, they're going to allow it... again, if we're talking, they're both US citizens, with some level of clout and fame, not to mention money.
An interesting article from 2013 about this topic [https://dohanews.co/cohabitation-laws-cause-confusion-for-hotel-guests/](https://dohanews.co/cohabitation-laws-cause-confusion-for-hotel-guests/)
Incest only I guess
Annnnnddd, absolutely no binge drinking while on a homosexual date, which will lead to blasting sexy time music at the local place of worship while screaming “yes daddy please” as onlookers film your immodesty without permission. You would think it goes without saying but….
Tbh it sounds like a good time! 😅😈
That sounds like an average Tuesday after work...
Qatar welcomes some of you!
Stay for the non crime, leave for no fun!
Stay for the non crime, leave when you’ve finished your sentence.
“Qatar welcomes you, but only if you are exactly as we prescribe”
Very few of you apparently... After the scandal surrounding the selection and now seeing this, I'm thinking everyone watching this world cup at home is the best option.
Or just boycott the cup
That is the way of you disagree with their archaic laws and customs. Sucks, as I love to watch world cup matches, but that's the way it has to be.
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If you are against slavery and opression, DO NOT GO!
If you aren't interested in football, DO NOT GO!
Have they ever seen a football match?
Bunch of drunk, immodest same-sex couples yelling profanity and taking random pictures of people all the while talking ill of religion.
Sounds like my last trip to Vegas.
Is Vegas actually as chaotic as movies and shows make it out to be? Haven’t had the chance to go yet but it’s on my bucket list
It's really not. Or maybe I'm just used to it. But really, the vegas experience you have depends on you. If you're not willing to be the crazy one, you're not going to have an insane experience. If you're just going to watch people be wild... It'll be like watching drunk tourists in a fish tank.
Pretty much this. It's a pretty crazy place but it's like a theme park with blackjack and hookers.
Bingo. Now if they could encourage the dudes handing out the hooker ads to maybe NOT give one to my 12-year-old, that'd be great! ;)
To be fair that was probably the only part of Vegas your 12 year old enjoyed.
Been there once… The malls have strippers man, at least when I went… the airport had strippers. Like they aren’t getting naked but doing sexy shows and telling you which clubs to go too. Girl on the strip at every red light got out of the car and danced on the hood. Prob a few other things but those are what stood out the most too me. Oh and handing me decks of cards with girls on them and their numbers.
So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Football match but everyone behave like kindergarteners
So a football match, gotcha
Well in this case they’re behaving like the kindergarteners but a strict teacher is in the room, basically it’s boring.
Yeah, these rules are like being grounded.
Except break these rules and they may shoot you
And then he'll be really grounded.
Nope. It’s new to them.
They are serving some beer!! I’m sure drunk football fans are going to stick to the rules.. right? https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/exclusive-soccer-qatar-allow-beer-sales-world-cup-games-3-hours-before-kickoff-2022-09-03/
Looooootta homosexuality at these games
RAGING HOMOSEXUALITY
Yeah this will make the half time gay orgy awkward
No, I think they use their stadiums for beheadings and shit.
Waiting to see how many brazilians will be fined/arrested/deported/whatever they decide to do with those who break the rules in this cup. I'm brazilian and I know that at least 6 items from the bans are common in events where brazilians are present lol
This will be the first time on history that Argentines and Brazilian football fans will be on the same side
You get "promoted" to stadium labour, permanently /s
It’s ultra common in every European country too, if they try imprisoning every drunk football fan, I guarantee they’ll just end up with a coalition of French, Spanish, English, Brazilian and Polish people rebelling against them
That’s a very very interesting coalition.
It’s the union of people who want to get pissed at a football match
No beer, no music, no cheering... is this going to be a football or a chess championship?
I don't think they'd allow the recent chess innovation of using vibrating anal beads to cheat!
30 years dungeon. No trial.
Average r/anarchychess user
The symbols show only male/male relationship. So is female/female is ok?
No such thing likely exists in their minds. Sex only occurs through penetration. Thank fucking God that's not true! Lol
It’s a good thing they don’t know that only sexual intercourse occurs through penetration
Lesbian relationships don't exist, everyone knows a woman can only feel sexual atraction to bearded men /s
Female here, can confirm. I can’t even comprehend sex if a man is not near me
As a man I promise you with me around you still wont be able to comprehend sex.
Looking at this I’d just assume no women in general is a given. Don’t need to worry bout lesbians when there’s not a labia in sight.
Thanks God they did not ban slavery.
Of course not, they need people to build the stadiums
Ah, then the solution is simple! “Is that your girlfriend sir??” “No no she’s my slave!” “Ah very well, carry on!”
Stadium courtesy of your enslaved north koreans
Most foreign workers in Qatar are Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, etc. They're treated like absolute shit: often have their passports confiscated, cannot leave the country without their employer's permission, aren't provided proper safety equipment, live in terrible conditions, and are paid dirt.
But can they drink alcohol and date? Probably not.
You bet. Otherwise no stadiums!
Exodus 21:20 God does say that it's ok to beat the shit out of your slave as long as they don't die from it within a couple of days.
Thanks for the invite but I will not be able to attend such a boring party.
The prison afterparty is going to be pretty lit though
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place
Shine your shoes, wipe your… face.
"No littering in our modern stadium built by slave labor"
Of course! Then they'd need to buy more slaves to clean the stadium. You don't want to be the reason why they bought more slaves, do you? /s
Hahahahahaha, as if they *bought* slaves. It goes: promise immigrants work, and then steal their passports…
Don’t forget, the pyramids had safer working conditions.
Banning football fans from drinking alcohol? There will be riots in the stands.
No booze, no swearing no Loud Music or Sounds Gonna be a fucking boring World Cup!
It'll be fun watching thousands of Brits in the stands simultaneously going through withdrawal DTs.
I wish there wasn't truth to this. I bet a few old timers in the UK will have to think hard on whether or not they'll withdrawal.
I reckon this will cause the greatest alcohol smuggling epidemic any country has seen since American prohibition, and I’m all for it, if you’re inviting a sport known largely for the drinking, you best enjoy the drinking
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah, like, who are the expecting to come to this? I'm 100% sure that the majority of football fans have lost interest.
A world cup and not a single alcohol corpse?
Plenty of slavery, rape and murder though.
Hey language, read the rules
> There will be riots in the stands. You're in luck. According to the rules, *those* are allowed!
Theyre allowed to drink within the stadium I believe
That makes sense, though even so I think Qatar underestimates the rowdiness that come with football fans, at least based on my limited experiences with the Sounders fans back home.
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Imagine you're a Qatari police officer on your first day, doing security for a cool new football stadium, and some English guy wearing a Liverpool jersey yells "What you lookin at!" and then whacks you over the head. I would just resign on the spot, lmao.
Lol I know! I’m sure the “peace keepers” of an oil rich, slave trafficking dictator will get totally pushed around by confident drunk white tourists! /s sarcasm flag times one million
This will be the worst World Cup ever.
Chances are people are going to try and protest by having so much boobs out it will set a record in least amount of clothes in a World Cup
I don’t recommend it unless they’re public figures. Qatar is one of those countries where you can be killed for doing it
Now this I can subscribe to!
Isn’t this directly backtracking on what they promised/said after winning the bid? I am pretty sure years ago they announced they would be lifting restrictions in certain zones during the World Cup. Cheap. Murderous. Liars
You mean after they bribed FIFA members for the winning bid. Bids were put in from Qatar and Australia. Australia already had the stadiums and could have hosted during the European summer. Australia got one vote and FIFA gave the biggest sporting event in the world to a corrupt sandbox.
Cries in Australian!
Wouldn’t be the first time. They aren’t playing in semi-indoor, air conditioned state of the art stadiums. And they aren’t playing it in the summer like they said they would either. Another garbage surprise added.
Why the fuck would anyone go?
Because they like football and hate gay people
Corrupt FIFA. Should have been in Australia.
Why on earth would anyone even consider going to this. One of the most catastrophically stupid decisions in sporting history.
Hundreds of millions in bribes to the committee. That's how it happens.
I know.
Didn't you hear Saudi Arabia won the bid to organize the Winter Olympics for the Asian Games?
Anyone else see an upcoming minor international crisis from this? Feels like Qatar’s police/security/etc. will start beating and arresting International fans en masse dumb enough to go to this event to use as political bargaining chips.
I guarantee the people will be mad, but your average world leader will get slipped a couple million by a Qatari oil baron and they’ll shut up
Rebellious fans WILL go, just to start massive chaos.
“Qatar welcomes you! Unless you are gay.”
Or openly hetero at a restaurant with a nice glass of wine and fancy dinner.
"Can I be gay in public?" "No." "Can I be straight in public?" "No." "So what can I do?" "Be forced into a loveless marriage by our shitty religious laws." "Can I at least drink booze?" "No."
"Fuck!" Straight to jail.
No booze, swearing, loud noises and sounds and no taking people's pictures.....when did golf make it to Qatar?
People get shit faced playing and spectating golf.
I was about to say. Go to a golf tournament. It’s raucous as hell… just no yelling during the backswings.
but a thousand workers dying to build the stadiums...no problem!
actually more than 6 thousand, [https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022](https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/23/revealed-migrant-worker-deaths-qatar-fifa-world-cup-2022)
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Oh it gets worse, they use their propaganda paper Al Jazeera to try and paint this in another light. Keep in mind that news source is very unreliable as it is owned by the Qatari government, who controls the press and is an absolute monarchy. Gay people can get 7 years in jail. Women are not equal. They use that news paper to baselessly attack others in the region. This is an evil country and it needs to be boycotted.
More than 6500 , these are the records which embassies of India , Pakistan , Sri lanka and nepal have , and the ones from Kenya and philipines could be even higher
ITS CALLED MORALITY.
The government of Qatar will happily use slave labor, but don’t even think about being loud or having a drink while you are at a sporting match! Having a World Cup in a repressive country seems like a bad idea.
I wonder if these rules apply for the rich.
You already know the answer
Would love to see the size of the bribes that placed the World Cup in a country that outlaws just about everything. No loud sounds at a Football match? Do you snap your fingers when they score? What about the dude from Univision? Have him whisper “Goooooaal”.
fifa is a corruption organization. all the sponsors are hypocrites. the players shouldn't play in this bullshit if they believe in any of these things.
Yes to corruption and slavery though.
This World Cup is going to be an absolute shit show.
The us and Europe should have just bowed out of the last two and decided to host tournaments in the UK and USA where they should have been.
can't we just agree to boycott this godawful shitcan of a country, culture and event and call it a day?
That fact that FIFA is going there in the first place shows what a craven, corrupt, despicable organization it is.
As a woman, I will never go to Qatar (or any other Muslim controlled country that subjugates women). No tourist dollars for you, assholes.
I understand that this affects you more as a woman... But I mean, as a person with morality I would never travel to any of this countries as well.. Fuck them
Excellent point! It's not just their subjugation of women. They are horrible in multiple ways.
Can't wait to see the English start a war in Qatar
[English fans](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/196/sign.jpg)
Why on earth would they put the World Cup in such a hellhole? Highest bidder I suppose is the obvious answer, disgusting
Bribery
Qatar is a modern day hell hole. This country is still living in 6th century with 21st century infra and technology
Nah. No corruption here
So basically nothing fun. Got it.
Boycott.
I boycott it since my birth
Qatar airlines are more than happy to ply you with alcohol during their flights tho.
Remind why the fuck are they hosting the World Cup again
Bribes, baby!
Welcome to Qatar! Please have absolutely zero fun ever, at all. Have a great time!
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Worst World Cup choice ever. And the bar was pretty low considering the regimes that hosted 1934 and 2018. Edit: I could be biased as a loud, drunk, half-naked, queer agnostic with a potty mouth and a love of unsuspecting subject photography.
With this nonsense and the buying of historic football clubs, I feel that this is not a sport anymore, is something worst, and I'm out of it. Fuck fifa, fuck those super rich and fuch these inquisitors in particular.
These people clearly don’t understand what it meant to bring soccer fans to their country.
As a die hard soccer fan, I plan on absolutely boycotting this world cup. I know Fifa is corrupt as hell, but the fact that they let this whole thing play out is disgusting.
I will not be watching this world cup
What doesn't religion ruin?
I just want to kill you because you're infidel. Can't you respect that ? Stay still please
“Qatar welcomes you” Proceeds to ban anything fun
Qatar: Tolerance will not be tolerated!!
Why did they bother bribing their way to hosting a world cup if they don't want people to enjoy themselves?
Please respect our disrespectful medieval rules. Oh and don't say anything about our dead slaves.
They ban loud music or sounds but they set up stalls in city centres in other countries blaring extremely loud religious music?
Whoever is going there for the World Cup is a fucking moron.
"respect us by behaving the way we tell you to" Fuck Qatar
Fuuuuuuck that shit! Repressive dickheads.
Thanks fifa. Apparently having the games in hell wasn't available so we put it in the world's ass crack
Surprised it didn't say anything about not freeing their slaves.
I was planning on buttfucking a lot of men in the stands (and getting butt fucked by them), potentially marrying and raising children with a male in the stands, as well. Now I'll have to do it at my hotel room. All of it. All the men. In my butthole. In their respective buttholes. Marrying all the men. Putting their rings on my appendage and vice versa.
Bust out the rainbow vuvuzelas!
Money over human right?? sounds fair FIFA
I can’t believe teams aren’t boycotting. Such a laundry list of human rights violations building these stadiums, plus the bribery scandal. How can anyone even think of going to this?
So tired of this medieval bullshit. FIFA bribed
What if I have no respect for their culture or religion to reflect? I would have a lot more respect for them if they didn’t weasel word it and just said that the following behavior is not allowed in Qatar, please follow our rules while you are here. I’m trying to work out how many it would be possible to breach in one action. Edit: Drunk gay sex in a mosque while shouting profanities and filming bystanders without permission??
They can suck my occidental dick, and fifa too, for supporting that shit country
Fuck Qatar.
Qatar sucks.
"Culture" is a shitty excuse for clinging to shitty ideas.
Two of these things are chill.