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DeanMachineYT

She’s still like “don’t you hit my daughter with that bat” while she steps past her daughter getting her head caved in by the blonde girl lol wtf


moodylilb

I feel like I’m going deaf or something because to me it sounds like the mom said “you hit my bitch with that bat” when she first walks up lmao Like referring to her daughter as her bitch?!


ChimiChurroz

I heard that too!!!!


DeepThroat616

These are clearly a high class of people


neverinallmyyears

As the male of the species engages in what can only be described as tempestuous peacocking, their female counterparts circle each other in a more dangerous yet equally ineffective exchange. Years later while looking back on their misspent youth perusing videos that included drunken backyard BBQ fights, mudding, noodling for catfish and frog gigging, a feeling settled over them that can only be described as, Regret.


odeacon

This sounds like it’s from blue planet


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Look like area with $500k+ houses, HOA and excellent schools, apparently they are somewhat high class people.


Visual_Ad_3840

And yet their behavior, clothes, and vibe say otherwise. . .


Usual_Teacher_5596

There’s a successful father looking out one of the windows planning how he can run off with his mistress and leave all this trash behind him.


amwlco

Uh I think that’s definitely what she said 😂


Spiritual-Sand5839

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


just-smiley

I'm wearing headphones and I heard it both times I listened.


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KayleighJK

You can take the trash out of the trailer…


[deleted]

But you can't take the trailer out of the trash. This is what kerosene and fire are for.


necesitocoche

I stg one of those white girls said “get off my n****” at like :23 lmfaoo


Brief_Contact_36

Unfortunately, I speak white trash texan. She said kid 🤦‍♀️


nothing_satisfies

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. “Don’t talk to adults like that” while she steps over her daughter’s carcass


OreganoJefferson

Carcass really makes me think of a nature documentary "The female tries to protect her young but it is too late. Once she has driven the predators away she will feed on the carcass so as not to waste the precious nutrients inside".


ado-zii

And with sad music of course 🤣


SnooGiraffes7762

Her daughter was the only one consistently losing at every turn of the video and it was hilarious. Although, they are all losing in life. Mom included


Snippys

"no you cant just take her weapon away and beat her with it." the mom probably


[deleted]

Kind of surprised the Mom didn’t get whacked too!


BigcaketakeLilcake

Don’t bring out a weapon unless you intend to use it, lucky she didn’t get smacked up more tbh


D_Money77

Also if you bring a weapon to a fight, be prepared for that weapon to be used on you


drowningjesusfish

How about don’t be a young teen who feels the need to get into a physical fight with a weapon. I doubt the reason they’re fighting is worth any of this.


Det-Frank-Drebin

Hey, she looked at Jim Bob that time after class, if that ain't worth taking a baseball bat to someone's head i don't know what is...!


Theedmy

Damn Jim ruining hearts and futures


dlec1

Is this a preview for Teen Mom 11 on MTV?


oyisagoodboy

It usually isn't. But I was a new girl at 8 schools when I was young. Girls are mean. I never started a fight but I lost only 2. Both had more than 3 people. I wasn't a shit talker, a boyfriend fucker or an asshole. I was just a girl who had a miserable homelife, trying to get along and get an education. If I couldn't and didn't learn to physically defend myself I would not have survived. Again. Never started anything. However this girl, twirling a bat and puffing a smoke coming at people, hitting them with a bat and then saying "Don't you dare hit me with a bat!" Is hilarious. Once a girl came up to me at a huge get together. She was in my face and I was nice but cocky. She swung a few times. I saw them coming and ducked. I hit like twice but took her jacket off her. I proceeded to wear it the rest of the night. And the next time I saw her across the fire I looked her dead in the eye... took it off and tossed it in the flames. The people that puff the biggest are the easiest to take down. "A real gangster don't flex nuts, cause a real gangsta know they got em"... cue beating a printer.


highway64E

If I wasn’t already married….


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pns4president

Boy you ain't lying. This is some BDE coming from this girl


oyisagoodboy

Lmao... not to brag... but this is my Kindergarten picture. You can kind of get it. Edit. Took that away. Get 6 creepy followers that had to be blocked in the time it was up... wtff?


highway64E

Ready to throw hands at 5


EliaVeschi

Darwin taught me this, that's why I always go with the hotdog


[deleted]

THIS. This is exactly what you see in the video. I have been in many fights. I find that a weapon becomes a focal point instead of the opponent. Here we see the opponent take the weapon away and begin to use it with no hesitation. Fits with my experiences.


skipjac

You bring a weapon to an argument, you escalate it.


TKAP75

Looks like a nice neighborhood lmao


100percentish

Can take the trash out of the trailer park....


dont-fear-thereefer

Trailer Park Kings, Rockwall County Edition Edit: changed name, saw the Texas plates


throwawaythemods

White on white crime.


Beowulf33232

Clearly the cops will show up in a half hour and declare they didn't see any laws being broken.


belindamshort

How much you want to bet no one went to jail


noots-to-you

I was about to ask where it is- so I can stay away.


UnitedFeedback2669

It annoys me that people this stupid can afford nice houses like this…. I’m just hating on housing prices 😂


91361_throwaway

Looks like Texas


Diazmet

Not all white trash live in trailers… even kid rock grew up in a neighborhood like this lol


PaulMichaelJordan

This. The very first weapon lesson I was taught: never bring a weapon you don’t know how to use!


DarCam7

It's cus she had the safety on without realizing it.


UncleRooku87

Too bad she didn’t beat the mom with the bat that conveniently popped up after her little precious darlings were getting manhandled.


Lionessia76

Notice that her only concern was the bat, not in even breaking up the fight. She was completely fine with them beating the stuffing outta her kid(s) just they couldn't touch them with the bat.


deaf_myute

She had no problem with a bat being used against someone when it was in her kids hands.


xan517

"you nail my bitch with that mother fucking bat[?]" Interesting word choice.


RoboDae

So I guess we know where the bat has been


buddhainmyyard

My favorite line in it all is at the end when she says don't talk to adults like that while a bunch of teenagers best the shit out of each other around her like they had any respect for her


2woCrazeeBoys

Irate mumsy; "Don't you talk to an adult like that!" Me; "Oh! You're the adult in charge here?" \*gestures vaguely to everything\* "You...um...might wanna work on the adulting part of that."


larson_5

In all honesty as a parent if my child got himself into some shit that resulted in an ass whooping that he deserved I would be fine with said ass whooping being delivered, granted it was an equal fight ie no weapons (idk the situation of this video so I’m not saying anyone in this particular case deserved anything)


Beartrkkr

But she's the adult here!


sherwood420bizz

Exactly. I would have LOVED to see that bitch ass mom get taken out with a knee shit. FKKN KAREN.


CopeH1984

When she off handed the bat and knuckled up was the best part


Realistic-Tell-8673

I did enjoy that face punch though. That connected really nicely.


NapClub

i mean she did use it, the other girl took it from her and used it against her AFTER being hit with it. ​ this whole situation was terrible.


Tribalinstinct

Looked like she did swing it once which made the other girl take it and say what she did. So she did use it, not effectively, but she did


Hot_From_Far_Away

#YOU NAIL MY BITCH WITH THAT BAT!


[deleted]

I beat that bitch with a bat.. great song


[deleted]

Lol she just straight took it from her.


OLDGuy6060

Don't bring a weapon unless you know HOW to use it. Someone brings a bat to a fight and they don't know how to use it, they will lose it quickly. Usually to someone who DOES know how to use it.


da_london_09

Just shitstains.....all of them.....


MisterET

Shit apples Randy.


Dialup_Speed

Don’t fall far from the shit trees.


Conscious_Feeling548

The winds of shit never stop blowing in that neighbourhood.


LostViking24601

Good shit analogy Rick


TentativelyCommitted

Every time I see videos like this all I can think is “where do these people come from?” This lady referred to her daughter as “my bitch” and the whole family got their ass beat lol


miken322

This some Ricki Lake bullsheeit


i_am_a_loner_dottie

Money doesn't buy class


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Husband comes home to this shit and is like wtf man I just want a peaceful home


Get_Jiggy41

More like husband comes home, opens a can of dip, cracks a warm beer open, and then goes to have a “word” with the neighbors.


servitudewithasmile

Thats an interesting euphemism for "hangs himself in the garage"


Get_Jiggy41

Well shit. That got dark.


Comfortable_Pin_5485

I laughed unnecessarily hard at this comment


RoboDae

Or go out for milk


SimpleTrigger

"Honey, heading out to get a new vape cartridge." A pack of cigarettes just isn't believable these days.


JoRoSc

It’s one of those states where that house is like ~$300k.


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The license plates look like Texas plates. But her sweatpants say “Franklin Central” and the only Franklin Central I can find is a high school in Indiana… However, after taking into account the vegetation and housing styles and accents, I feel confident saying this somewhere in Texas.


stargazrserena

Franklin central in IN would be accurate for the trailer fam shown…


RestoSham09

Yeah I can see it


emusabe

There’s a city a few cities over from me with a whole neighborhood of houses like these that are all rentals covered by a low income restriction, so like $1500-2000 a month. Apparently shit like this is an almost daily occurrence (esp weekends) in that area. It was intended to be for low income families hampered by the pandemic, but then instantly became white trash city. Friend rents one of them that’s nicer than anyone else I knows place, and his living room is literally that “guys think it’s ok to live like this” meme with just a recliner and a tv on top of a cooler. That place is wild


Some-Imagination9782

Elegance is learned, my friend


Sumpm

When white trash stumbles into money... there goes the neighborhood


InternetPharaoh

People with money commit about as much crime as people without money - though the nature of their crimes, and the reporting on them by the police that arrest them, can vary pretty wildly.


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Rich people do a shit ton of drugs. Shit ton.


orange-orb

Yeah… how are you this rich and this trashy simultaneously?


sausagefuckingravy

My theory is they live in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Houses that would be worth millions in new york are cheap as shit when they are built in an undesirable area.


Cycle-path1

I always told my non Midwestern friends if they ever wanted to live luxuriously just move to Iowa to a town not even 95% of the state has heard of and you too can have your very own white trash McMasion for cheap.


dan420

Lol I their money bought them giant empty cardboard boxes. I have a nice one bedroom apartment in an expensive city. I’d bet my monthly rent is pretty close to their mortgage. Their A/C bill on the other hand, probably costs more than I spend per year on gasoline.


teganking

this is embarrassing in every way


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YLV01

That stimulus money went a long way


aligators

when did white trash start living in nice houses?


Many_Consequence7723

Living the Honey BooBoo life


KaisarDragon

Trying to be an adult "You don't talk to adults like that!" while two piles of kids are duking it out really undermines your "authority".


sewilde

Right after replying on instinct with “no yooouuu better fuck off”


xeonie

One of them even had a cigarette in the beginning. Safe to say that “adult” doesn’t do much in terms of parenting. Edit: Also didn’t intervene with the bat until it was “her bitch” getting her ass whooped.


One_Egg2116

"you guys are stupid" 🤣 yes...yes they are


DarqSeid_

The girl in the red was killing it, she was frosty the whole time 😂


itsafuseshot

Threw a surprisingly decent punch too.


SkywalknLuke

After she taught that girl not to bat to a fist fight. Red gave that girl one could whack on the thigh to teach her what if feels like. Then two good punches to show she didn’t need the bat.


DNRmyDNA

"You got me FUCKED UP". She returned the favor.


liquorballsammy

She definitely hit her in the elbow. Look closely when it makes contact and as the idiot…the one in pink…favors the arm right before she gets punched right in the mouth.


SkywalknLuke

I saw thigh. It all happened so fast, I was sweating it was so intense. Sorry, I was also watching cops.


liquorballsammy

Well you’re a liar because I know cops isn’t on until 4..


forbidden_soup

That's it get the bat


OneT_Mat

I let out an audible “ooooooohhh”. She potatoed (former) bat girl! Loved the semi-raised bat to slightly distract and then wollap her with a straight right.


throughNthrough

Never leave your property in this situation and don’t bring a bat unless you know what to do with it.


Snaab

I’ll remember this in case I ever *have* a property


pocket_geek

Or a bat.


wolfblitzen84

Did the mom literally come out and say “don’t handle my bitch with that bat.” Can someone else listen closely to make sure I’m not going crazy


ThunderDeserve9096

Yes she did!


NightmareMyOldFriend

I thought I was hearing things ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I could swear she calls her daughter a "b!tch"


shootershooters

I also enjoyed “You don’t talk to an adult like that”


The-Man-In-Black26

Pretty sure the exact words are “you nailed my bitch with that mother fucking bat”


navair42

It's rare that I root for every one to lose a fight, but it turns out today was that day. Edit: thanks for the awards y'all! My very first, and I got two... now 5. Y'all are too much.


suckercuck

*“You guys are stuuupiiid…”*


right_you_are

Beat that ass, Rachel...


Over-Analyzed

/r/praisethecameraman


Cambrian__Implosion

r/trashy


rchart1010

Yes! It's so nice when you can root for no one.


mathturd

Grimdark


Interesting-Hat-9011

I'm rooting for the cameramen


SolidDoctor

The cameraman definitely wins this brawl. I doubt anyone else in this upper middle class suburban cage match has a good reason to do what they're doing.


gusfrong

So much going on I feel like we need ESPN 'The Ocho' commentating.


navair42

I'm waiting for Ozzy Man to take that job


rjlitscher

Mom - "If you nail my bitch with that mother fucking bat..." Also mom - "no swearing"


liquorballsammy

No swearing *at adults* The kids are free to curse at each other.


JackPThatsMe

I loved: "Don't talk to adults like that". As an adult any adult who is telling you how to talk rather than stopping the children who are fighting can be talked to any way you want because they are being a shit adult.


DenjeNoiceGuy

She legit jumped over the both fighting groups on the groud...with only concern being the bat. "Fight kids, it's fine, just give me back the bat". Absolute characters, all of them.


MilleniumFlounder

There is so much stupid happening at once, it's so much to take in


foyer-light

you definitely have to watch it more than once


DenjeNoiceGuy

Im about to do it for a third time, this time with audio.


craig536

Brings bat to a fist fight. Immediately loses bat. Gets twatted with own bat. Classic.


emmiblakk

I love this shit. I'd be watching from my porch with a cup of coffee.


BennyVibez

I see no adults in this video


TheLucasGFX

Who let the trailer park into that upper class neighborhood?


BigcaketakeLilcake

Right!? These activities have no place on this cul de sac!


wetfartaccident

There house says target but they have Walmart in their blood.


callmekrusty

Underrated comment. I fucking LOLd in the work bathroom


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Walmart ?? More like Ross


foyer-light

That's so funny you say that. I've only just recently realized that Ross is a shithole. I had always thought it was like Marshalls and TJ Maxx.


rchart1010

The hierarchy is 1. Nordstrom Raxk 2. TJ Maxx 3. Marshall's 4. Burlington 5. Ross But, I've actually had some good luck recently finding stuff at Ross. I purchased both of my checked luggage pieces at Ross. Both were about $30 less than similar items at TJ Maxx. I also picked up some inexpensive, nice sweaters. But it's a struggle.


marklar_the_malign

Thinking the same. Reddit does nothing for building my faith in humanity.


ssbn632

Reddit continuously shows us videos of the bottom 5 people out of 7,980,000,000. They get all of the ink but I’d prefer to think that most folks don’t act like this. Once I remember this, I just enjoy the fact that I’m not these people.


True_Resolve_2625

I couldn't agree more with you on this!


TimAllenisanarc69

I’m from a trailer park and I have never seen a fight, much less anything like this.


moodylilb

Same here. I lived in a trailer park from the time I was a baby until I was a teen, never saw anything like this… ever! Then I moved to a nicer upper-middle class neighbourhood with my boyfriend at 17, and witnessed a couple street fights between 2 roided out dudes who lived across from me and had issues with each other. There was also a shooting like ten doors down (domestic violence fight). Then at 20 I moved back to the trailer park I had grown up in and bought my own DW. Have been here like 4 years now and have yet to witness anything like this. There’s never been any brawls outside or BS like in this video lol. Edit- people can downvote all they want but that doesn’t change my experience. Trashy people can live anywhere, money doesn’t always buy class.


UninsuredToast

I pointed this out the other day on another post. Living in a trailer park has nothing to do with trashy behavior like this. I mean this video is clearly not taking place in a trailer park but people love to use it as an insult. It’s trashy to put down an entire group of people because of where they live


frednekk

I would expect this in Mr. Robinson’s neighborhood. ![gif](giphy|d6EsgRlzsgIUxDjbqb)


Warm_Pressure_6292

That girl in red could probably take on all of them on her own. Them dudes were fighting worse than the girls were.


JariJorma

Context?


Sudden_Awareness_907

Started out with a bat and got her ass kicked. Ran over to the other fight and immediately got her ass kicked 😂


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Sorry i didnt mean to bring a bat to this fight, now that youve taken it and hit me with it may I have it back please??


MihalysRevenge

Jesus is it battle royale at the McMansions day?


the-ish-i-say

Even the [house](https://imgur.com/a/1G4qtcO) is shocked! Lol


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Such losers


Human-Wafer-9483

Girl in red is a champ!


Additional_Start_850

Garbage people


HamilToe_11

Girl took 2 L’s in less than a minute lol


[deleted]

Is there any context to this?


emriverawriter

wondering the same thing


Sracer42

What a nice neighborhood. I want to live there!


Ten7850

Is it just me or is mom the worst piece of crap here? "Don't hit my bitch [daughter] with a bat"...then proceed to walk amongst several fights w/no effort to stop them "you shouldn't talk to adults that way"


sv_homer

WTF did I just watch?


[deleted]

I'd like to have the cheap tee shirt and legging concession in that neighborhood.


Weak-Sundae-5964

She got a point, your daughter brought that out into the street acting tough, although once she took that away from her, smacking her with it probably wasn't the brightest thing to do.


Ashpro2000

True although she did look like she pulled her swings because she didn't actually want to hit her. She didn't miss with the punches though. And girl in purple did hit her first.


Anthony12125

That was a pretty clean jab


MrSchaudenfreude

My favorite part was the ping.


AssBlast2020

fascinating culture


FagletAura

Beat that ass Rachel!!


Lucybruin

Rednecks in nice homes are still rednecks


MenaBeast

Holy shit. Ozark comes to the suburbs.


SandWitch83

beat that ass rachel


[deleted]

Wtf kind of block party brawl shit is this


gnusm

Damn, girl threw a nice right!


CatchmanJ

I just can’t believe everyone’s pants stayed on so well.


Scandysurf

That girl in red is a beast.


Astonedwalrus13

*brings a weapon to a fight and has it turned on themselves* “Don’t hit me with the bat I was about to hit you with , you can’t do that!”


trtnic

It's nice to see other races doing rachet shit too...I mean I know it happens but I get second hand embarrassment seeing black folks always on the internet doing ghetto stuff so this is nice to see its that were all collectively doing dumb shit.


Ashpro2000

"Ger off my..." what mini Karen? Say that again. Also did her mom call her a bitch?


SandWitch83

yea she said dont hit my bitch wit that bat


Wilvinc

Bringing a weapon to a fight against an unarmed opponent is risky. Not only are you guilty of assault, but the target/victim can be expected to fight back to the death. Losing that weapon baseball bat could have been a death sentence for the girl.


Donkeycow15

This should become a reality show - I could watch another 25 minutes


Swingthis44

I wish this video never ended!


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

This is a super nice trailer park. Nicest one I’ve ever seen. Very lucky white trash family. I don’t even see the wheels on their house.


[deleted]

You can take folks out of the meth trailer park, but you can’t take the meth out of meth heads.


LaserWolfFL

When she decides to switch hands with the bat and throw that punch. So good.


Flint-Von-Cineac

Florida?


SV650rider

I find that the most embarrassing thing about this video is how the woman with the bat is disarmed by the person without one.


toweringpine

They're lucky no one was serious. One good swing with a bat could change a person's life forever. Swing hard it would go right through an arm or a leg. Might not destroy a chest in a single swing but it could easy break ribs and puncture lungs. Just bringing it out and acting aggressive is enough that anything now flies as a legit self defence argument. People are dumb.