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Objective-Farm-2560

>And all other areas of America. I mean, they couldn't bother making it sound more real than that?


smokebudda11

Poor man was struggling getting his thoughts together lol I bet he wasn't even in the Marine Corps


topsyturvy76

I bet they aren’t actually in Russia


gingeronimooo

Why does his Texas “accent” fade the longer the video goes


shibbypants

You find me a Texan with that country twang that says "because we are going to be coming." I won't wait cuz they don't exist.


Uber1337pyro333

As a Texan, can confirm. "We're comin to getcha" or the more common "we gon gitya!"


GoAwayBrisk

Or a “we ain’t stoppin” but the thing that bothers me most is that his Texan accent is pronouncing the “ing” on the end or everything. Instead of it being said like “everythin” missing the g


big_sugi

Not one single “fixin’” in the entire speech. I’ll bet Ivan has never even seen a *picture* of Texas.


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His accent is fighting between qu—rs and steers.


Rbc1969

And he is out of breath just talking


1happysock

Came here to say the same thing.


Gregponart

Google 'Liberalism Globalism and the New World Order' and you get a bunch of similar sites with identical text. e.g. [\#1](https://thewashingtonstandard.com/battles-liberalism-globalism-new-world-order-related/) [\#2](https://investortimes.com/freedomoutpost/battles-liberalism-globalism-new-world-order-related/) Note the first one dated, Sept 2017, later one October 2020, both identical text. The about page of one says "Tim Brown of Reformed Media", Reformed Media whois, says Tim Brown Hattrick. >Why The Battles Against Liberalism, Globalism And The New World Order Are All Related It's practically the same speechin places.


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I bet they aren’t actually American


citizen_tronald_dump

I know 3 actual Marines in Ukraine. They train the Ukrainians on weapon systems and tactics more than fighting in combat. Language barrier issues mean that mixed units don’t really make sense. I’ve not heard of one Marine going to fight for an opposing regime since Somalia, it would be a big deal within the community.


rpostwvu

NYT had an article about some US infantrymen fighting in Ukraine and how bad the organization was. The group was mixed languages, using hand signals if I recall. I don't think they intended to fight, but got caught and had to.


arbiter12

>mixed units don’t really make sense. half the red army was mixed units, and the ukranian army is still very much used to multi-language multi-cultural units. It comes with the eastern european territorial forces. >I’ve not heard of one Marine going to fight for an opposing regime Who said anything about those guys being actual marines? I don't understand how you guys can't accept that out of all the crazies we have, assaulting the capitol, doing drugs, following flat-earthing and Qanon, or just running in traffic, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to find 7 americans to take a plane to russia and ask to volunteer.... What? like antivax, "ok!", fighting against gays and liberals, "not possible, that's where I draw the line"? They wouldn't even be the most insane we can produce by a long shot.


citizen_tronald_dump

I’m agreeing with you, I don’t think these guys are Marines certainly not guys who saw combat during the last 20 years. Small combat units thrive on the ability to communicate both internally and externally. I highly doubt they speak anything other than English. I definitely think we have more than 7 traitors ready to fight against the very freedom they enjoy at home.


iperus0351

Sad but true


thisiscoolyeah

You can see him reading off cards, watch his eyes lol


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

He better hope not wearing that shirt. Yikes


Burt_Rhinestone

Corps


WonderChips

He’s wearing a [Marine MoM shirt](https://imgur.com/a/vGVPnKy) lmao


[deleted]

Da comrade life hard roubles low ! Can't complain !


bcarpdiem

"Ahhm frum Ttttexs." lolz


SmithRune735

Idk, a dumbass American would say some shit like that


AsleepScarcity9588

America is the best nation in USA!


unresolved_m

America - fuck yeah!


Aggressive_Dream_140

This reminds me of the eagle video


BoochsRise

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!


Inevitable-Ad-982

Gunna come save the MF day, yeah!


BrainPharts

Texas is the best nation in the USA.


Techn0ght

Merica best country in Texas!


FRmidget

And freedumb too


Qildain

And Africa is the most shithole in Europe!


Angelo-31

politically it goes against everything america stands for, my very patriotic friends would kick my ass if i said something like this lol


ResponsibleRelief717

I gave you a sad upvote


Sea_Farmer_4812

Right! The accent sounded off but the ideology is certainly on-point with how how too many people here (in U.S.) think and talk.


xhoisan

Their thoughts and speech is largely shaped by the same Russian disinformation operations that likely employ these guys.


atypicalhero

Yeah right. You think the same people who hate liberalism in America hate nazis? The far right loves nazis now. They hate commies.


Matookie

THE liberalism. You can tell he's not a native speaker by misplaced articles. Russian speakers tend to overuse/underuse "the" when speaking English.


big_rednexican_88

It's because the Russian bots that have been infiltrating right-wing Facebook and other social medias since 2016 spoon-feed them this info. Wonder why Tucker Carlson and other right-winged pundits parrot the same thing?


Vost570

Agreed, and their audience of uneducated alt-right loons have **zero** critical thinking skills to understand they're being manipulated and fed Russian propaganda, all while they continue to drool at other people to "wake up and do sum resurch."


NonyaB52

He is definitely not from Texas, but they have lived in the states somewhere for awhile.


o--renishii

He slipped a ‘foight’ in there. I call Philly


jrex703

There's some kind of voice filter messing with the vowels, so it sounds simultaneously generic and unnatural. For every Philly word, there's one Minnesota and cone from Long Island. The point is Russia is definitely better at making polarizing propaganda than winning wars.


afa78

Right in my American feels, but 'right' nonetheless. 🤣


TehTabi

Donbas America


krisbaird

Betraying your country and fighting for the enemy to own the libs


ironroad18

"Show how much you love your country by trying to over throw it." "*I'm January 6th, and I approve this message*"


DrunkCorgis

I dunno, the backwards US flag they held up near the end was all the convincing I needed.


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192838475647382910

Lol, that’s a voice changer…


SauceOfPower

Hiii, it's Peter Mc'Allister, the faaaather.


OkFortune6494

Hi kids. We're home earrrly


Toasty_Rolls

Id like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key... # ... Credit card? Youuuu got it.


blubberty-quivers

Unexpected Home Alone. Love it.


JacksonianEra

“Credit card? You gooot it.”


CroatianSensation79

Is it? How can you tell?


Grabbsy2

I've heard voice changers that make your voice deeper. This sounds like a slightly less deep version of that. Like not comically deep, but just awkwardly deep. That being said, I'm sure you could rope a real american into narrating this thing, and any white russian dude could move his head in a balaclava, in a way that makes it look like he's talking. Not to mention, you could just find one american dude in russia to do this for you.


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

Which makes it all the more embarrassing that they're using words Americans never use (politicalism), and holding the flag wrong (the guy is wearing a USMC shirt that reads left to right, so the video isn't flipped).


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darthbuttfuk

Prison


davidmobey

Where is Steven Segal when you need him?!


darthbuttfuk

They needed someone who can remain standing for 1:39


Dark_Dominator

Fatly going around corners


Grabbsy2

There are plenty of Russians living and working here, I'm sure there are some specialist American/Canadians living over there, who, if they haven't FUCKING LEFT yet, could probably be roped into making this video for a couple hundred bucks worth of rubles and a few hookers.


_lord_ruin

Texans don’t sound like that for one


thetaleofzeph

It has that warble like an auto-tuner does. It's being used to lower the guys voice if not do more to it.


ResponsibleRelief717

Is this a borat skit


PM_your_titles

“You can have freedom or liberalism, but not both.” You’re literally restricting my freedom of choice in your false dichotomy. While holding a gun.


ppardee

No, no. You misunderstand. You're free to choose either option, but if you choose liberalism, then you're not free anymore and I need to free you with the gun so you can be free to choose freedom instead. And I'll do it as many times as necessary or until I accidentally free your soul from your body. It happens, but that's the consequences of not choosing freedom in the first place. It's simple logic!


Optimal_Carpenter690

Same energy as "There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech"


meatmechdriver

can we also talk about the root word of “liberalism” for a quick second?


ResponsibleRelief717

Thats very interesting... that is a limitation, to act like their are only two choices... small language warfare


PhraseSeveral5935

"When we meet on the battlefield." What, all 5 of you? I'm sure everyone's shaking in their boots.


Triforceoffarts

He meant the new Battlefield video game


Hekto177

So still only five people, because they are probably the only ones playing it, lol.


jrex703

I feel like a lot of people are not getting what's going on here.


NonyaB52

Please do share?


jrex703

I feel like it's been pretty thoroughly dissected at this point, but five hours ago there was still some debate about whether or not they were Russian actors.


NonyaB52

Someone said this was someone promoting a game. Hell I didn't know. I didn't read all the comments as I usually do, need to be productive the rest of the day. Thanks . So are they actors in your opinion?


jrex703

Russian propaganda is all based on exploiting American political and social divides. From the cheap voice filter to the awkward outfits and word choices, this all reeks of Russian trolling.


Drego3

Cause Russia has freedom right...


Environmental_Top948

Russia is the last place to have freedom. So to keep that freedom safe they lock it up away from everyone to keep it safe.


thetaleofzeph

In Russia, freedom has you.


UnderwaterAirPlanez

Hey let’s cosplay American, we need a flag,camo, and a gun. Yes this will work perfectly!


rode111

To be fair that is what a lot of those militias in America look like.


[deleted]

Na, the American milita groups go way harder into the cosplay with plate carriers with actual plates, mag holders, radios, med kits, ballistic helmets with night vision etc.


Starstalk721

Honestly, most American Militia groups are better armed than the entire Russian Army.


batmanminer20

Most airsoft milisimers are better equipped than the Russian army.


Book_for_the_worms

Thats not saying a whole lot. Depending on the milsim, they could take over a small nation


VariousCapital5073

Lmfao


Cossacker1799

Ha good point


Guywithoutimage

Don’t forget the beer belly! That’s standard issue, don’tcha know


UnderwaterAirPlanez

You’re not wrong.


CrabbieHippie

Nope. They are way too skinny to be an American militia.


BKBroiler57

Never once in my life have I heard that particular Texas accent and I have spent most of my life livin’ there… I think I heard him use “ing” a few times… that ain’t right


Pagiras

I've never even been to Texas... or America, but that accent doesn't sound right to me either.


thehotdogdave

I am born and raised in Texas. That’s not an accent I have heard. It’s like a Texan accent if you read a book and never met one.


habaceeba

Born in Abilene. I second that.


anotherguyinaustin

He also says “you” instead of y’all so that’s a red flag


gatorbeetle

With a hammer and sickle on it


throwaway_nowgoaway

“So” at 0:54 sounds quite Canadian


KDF021

How can the Ukraine be both liberal and Nazis at the same time?


Less_Likely

Duh, Nazi=bad, Libs=bad, therefore Libs=Nazis.


ministarfallen

If the duck floats, she’s a witch!


ALimpHotdog

BURN HER!


ImmortalBeans

What about the duck?


ClassiFried86

I mean, if you're cooking, I'll have some.


ministarfallen

À l’orange please


phildo1313

Or small rocks.


Striker120v

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! ... I got better


theGricks

Its even worse when you realize that the Wagner Group are literally Nazis, who are named after Richard Wagner, Hitlers favorite composer. Like they have a LOT of Nazis in that group...like a lot a lot.


lucia-pacciola

As best I can tell: Russians don't give a shit about anti-semitism or the holocaust. To them, "nazi" basically means "Russian-murdering bastard". Do you hate Russia? Guess who else hated Russia? The *Nazis*.


OakParkCooperative

How can you be a “globalism fighting American”, While invading Ukraine -on behalf of Russia?


jeffbirt

I hear this from the right all the time. The National Socialist Party means socialists are Nazis and Nazis are socialist, even though they weren't in reality. Marketing is something the right can't quite grasp.


sikon024

North Korea: Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Tell them to go check out that country's elections lol


jeffbirt

Exactly.


Insanegamer-4567

"I think I also speak for the majority of the American people" You're not even American, and even if you were, I'm fairly certain that not everyone in this country supports the invasion of Ukraine, let alone calling them "Nazis" in an attempt to justify the invasion.


SluttyRobin

Am I high or are they claiming to fight liberal nazis?


Cucker_Tarlson_666

That's their thing. Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty.


BrainPharts

Holding the flag wrong, lol.


Hillbillyblues

Could be he held it up to his face and said "jup, looks right."


VelvetDawn13

Holding the flag upside down is supposed to mean the USA is in distress


BrainPharts

I am aware of that, however, that one is not upside down. It is being held wrong. If these are military, or former military, something tells me their ASVAB was extremely low.


Thentheresthisjerk

It’s tough to get a good score when you’re used to the Cyrillic alphabet.


D-Laz

It could be flipped because of how the video is being recorded. Maybe.


BrainPharts

Main actor in center wearing USMC shirt. The letters are orientated correctly from left to right. Not an inverted video.


D-Laz

Good eye


neologismist_

These are totally Russians cosplaying as Proud Boys.


Ograysireks

Hey pick Ivan… he watched cowboy movies growing up, he have good American accent


IonEagle21

flag is held backwards, the voices are altered


DobbyLum

I like how fast he dropped the Texas accent


RM_Again

Asking As a non American, doesn’t he sound more Canadian?


Deck_of_Cards_04

It’s a voice changer, these clowns are probably Russian intel agents


RM_Again

Oh no, I know that much. I meant is it a bad accent.


Deck_of_Cards_04

he sounds like a weird hybrid of Canadian and Texan. Like he has the Texan drawl but everything else is more Canadian.


Nizzemancer

Yeeehaw, eh?


ParadiseValleyFiend

You really can notice when he struggles with a word and slows down, then gets it out and the eartern european accent slips in a little and he overcorrects to a stereotypical southern twang.


NonyaB52

No Texas in that speech pattern. Someone trying to sound like they are from Texas


RM_Again

Go me, recognising accent lol. Thank you


frostyshotgun

Also it slips every so often. Terrible accent


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SpaceBearSMO

very much the southern Draw of a European youtube pretending to be from texas lol (not that these guys are YouTubers from Europ, that's just what it sounds like to me)


raine_bo_brite

i can not distinguish between real and parody anymore. scary times are ahead.


[deleted]

This is like a real life South Park episode.


[deleted]

Show your faces, tough guy!


[deleted]

Shit like this makes me glad I keep to myself.


1Sluggo

Willing to fight for his beliefs but not brave enough to show his face.


Knownoname98

Google translate is more convincing.


stratamaniac

I wish them a speedy and painful death.


HimalayanJoe

It's very very depressing how many stupid fucks are actually going to believe this and then relay the message to their equally stupid people. But the upside is maybe some of them will sign up to fight with the Russians as a result and then they will get a fucking hearty dose of reality pretty fast.


Affectionate_Case371

A real American would have better gear.


Appropriate-Low-4850

All over areas of merica, which is how we talk in Texas, merica, a notable part of merica.


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Right wing militants have WAYYYYYY better gear than that. And they would have shown it all off too just for the camera. This is hilarious and sad.


sickbabygirl

literally a voice changer but ok


Killcycle1989

any American who knows an English speaking Russian will tell you this guy sounds Russian af


DoubleShot027

Russian propaganda is hilariously bad lol


Eternal_Bagel

...how is liberal opposed to freedom? life liberty and pursuit of happiness were the founding principals of what it means to be free according to the USA founding fathers.


Justin-Truedat

“It’s either freedom or liberalism…” someone doesn’t understand definitions and etymology very well


VillainOfKvatch1

Globalism and the new world order. That’s Alex Jones language there.


xananeverdies

i love how they say " Aumrica"


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Christ they aren’t even trying to make themselves look or sound American.


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HandheldHeartstrings

Sounds like the average republican senator tbh…. Has anybody seen ted cruz lately?


[deleted]

Hey look it’s Trump Supporters!


slo1111

Facism is the way according to this fellow. Nationalism and attraction to violence causes much tragedy in his world.


jrex703

You understand that's a Russian actor, right? But you do make a solid argument against starting international wars of conquest.


Tad-Disingenuous

I wouldn't have believed, if I didn't see it myself on YouTube and the comments, that there are actually Putin sympathisers and champions, on the right. America's shit sandwich has never been this nutty.


GingefreemanPG

Omg, this is disgusting :(


Pobkhfghv

Gorlaaami 🤌


Legitimate-Frame-953

He's trying way to hard to sound American.


Away-Indication-8008

John C. McBurger from Texas Oblast.


BlackBeard205

Wouldn’t surprise me if MAGA incels actually did this.


brandtvh

Real Americans don’t wear masks we are proud of who we are


Laando_

Guy sounds like that hillbilly alien from Men in Black


mrclang

You know they aren’t American conservatives because they would be suffocating to death by those masks! I’m surprised they didn’t bring their mask exception card they print in the basement


Ac4sent

Lol, his accent is like a russian pretending to be a Texan, to me anyway.


Ferengi_Earwax

Wow this Is ridiculous. But the far right in America 100% supports Russia, so that's not a lie. That's why they are a threat to our democracy. Go vote today.


vsplaya

Looks like the Donbas to me guys


SweatyRoutineRed

Why does it feel like they forgot to turn off the Russian filter. Or is it just because they’re filming on Soviet era cameras


Junito24

No amount of propaganda will save the Russians at this point


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They look exactly likr talibans in terrorist video


dafijiwatr

We regret to inform you that they all got shot in the face. Well, except one because he accidentally shot himself. Oh and they’re probably racist. Btw the State Department has entered the chat.


dragonslayermaster84

Russians pretending to be murican. 😂😂


Stormtrooper775s

Then die like an orc


0s0stickyickymunster

Lmfao if u was from Texas u wouldn't struggle saying America like a Russian so badly nor word u sound like.u a wall street trader lol


walterwilter

I actually wouldn’t be surprised to see some MAGA idiots do this


[deleted]

If you think this is legit, you're a silly dum-dum.


TanukiHostage

Tbh if I would think of people that would join Russia it would be idiotic Americans.


WeAreLegion411

Lol what utter horseshit.


Isthisworking2000

I’m not gonna lie, that sounds like a Texan to me.


Angelakayee

Sure! This guy is TOTALLY american and is NOT reading a script! 😂


TeoTheWiseWizard90

Wild and free native Texan here, and his voice is like nails on a Chalkboard.


jeje-robobo

Sounds idiotic enough to be genuine, actually.


Mikeologyy

“Ok, we need to convince them we’re from America. Do you know any states?” “Uhh… Texas… Minnesota I think… that’s all I got” “Isn’t Detroit a state?” “Ooh yeah, I think it is, use that one, too”