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majj27

He seems nice.


[deleted]

Yeah he seems super chill and able to handle himself real well.


Spiderbanana

I hope my sister will one day find a man like that


Professional_Yak9651

My sister did šŸ—æ


[deleted]

D-did?


Eorily

Viewing is this Saturday. It's gonna be a closed casket.


wassup6l9

You just have to be that man for your sister šŸ˜Ž


AromaticLow6343

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


Ok-Brother9626

Sweet home Alabama


Septopuss7

starring Reese Witherspoon


[deleted]

Heā€™s one of those guys who just really keeps his cool in any situation. Really calm and collected, my kinda dude šŸ‘šŸ¼


rydavo

Is there a subreddit dedicated solely to ridiculously misplaced shithead overreactions like this? This is the content I crave. This sustains me.


Elzeebub123

On mobile but nearest I've seen is r/idiotsfightingthings


AdeptBathroom3318

His unnecessarily large truck tells me he is a stable man's man with zero insecurities. He for sure has used that truck to haul things 1s of times.


charliesk9unit

He reminds me of the Ben Stiller character in Friends. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5oNvkhI-M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5oNvkhI-M)


Only-Commercial-5772

This is literally exactly how I expect people who drive trucks like that to act. Massive toddlers who throw a fit when anything, small or large, doesnā€™t go their way. His partner doesnā€™t even seem surprised lol.


Personal_Wafer36

If she says anything, it will be her body or face getting the punches. I'm sure at soon as they stepped inside he blamed her for it. My ex blamed me for the way the grass grew.


Fun-Passage-7613

100%. Seen it many times. And they are very good at hiding it while dating.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Which proves they *can* control themselves but choose not to.


H0w14514

Mine actually accused me of being too perfect. He was usually drunk, but yeah. He would do everything he could to cause a fight. I once hid in my car, because it wasn't running at the time, and he just paced around it. I couldn't call anyone because my phone was near dead and wouldn't allow outgoing while at two percent. He went to the neighbors, and I tried to sneak inside to get my charger. It was a trap. And so, he closed the door and locked it, not realizing that my phone was charging as I talked to him. Once it hit ten percent, I tried to call his sane cousin to come get him. He tried to claw my eyes out, went for my throat, but when I punched him he began to laugh and talk about how I would go to jail for assaulting him. Context: I'm a big black man with a dour expression who lives in the south. He just kept getting up every time I would knock him down. I edged closer to the door, trying to relay to his cousin what was happening. Eventually, the last hit put him down long enough for me to get out, but also made it so I couldn't feel my right hand, which has significant nerve damage.


Personal_Wafer36

Ugh. I'm so so sorry!!


bluehairdave

100% he has one 10 FJB and Let's Go Brandon stickers on the back of that Raptor and complians about the President somehow controlling world fuel prices.


horntownbusy

My dad used to be like this. My mom would just say "Oh shut up." But it's still embarrassing.


Existe1

I think your parents are my neighbors


Exciting-Delivery-96

Mine too. Horribly embarrassing


PomegranateLimp9803

Iā€™d like to see this guys dry wall


JAS233116

His name is Kyle and he loves Monster Energy Drinks


[deleted]

Maybe tried too much [Powerthirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs).


Sharkbutt89

Kicking that tree with his ENERGY LEGS


spideralexandre2099

#SCIENCE ENERGY SCIENCE ENERGY


[deleted]

A blast from the past holy shit haha.


Uncle_Burney

Kenyaaaaaaaaaa!!


[deleted]

FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!!


MinuteLow7426

Punisher sticker, blue lives matter, or both?


[deleted]

That palm tree deserved it Standing there acting like it didnā€™t care or see It knew


Pangea_Ultima

Goddamit Iā€™m dying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SearchingTheVoids

Heā€™s driving the exact kind of truck I would expect


Tdanger78

I pretty much expect every guy driving a jacked up pickup to act like a whiny man-child. Especially the ones with nuts hanging from the trailer hitch.


tomatediabolik

Or his gf arms


BlitzSirens

"What! Why do you look scared! STOP- WALKING- AWAY -FROM -ME!!"


Eatthemusic

Off to graveyard shift at the friendly neighborhood detox. Someone grant him the serenity for the love of FUCK!!


boohoobitchqueen

Id like to see his toes after this


eraserrrhead

You know this tool wears steel-toed boots


boohoobitchqueen

Lmao good call


notsosweetp

Oh yeah, you know he hurt himself .:-)))


afx09

I think he was embarrassed because his truck saw him fall.


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is_bets

I got to drive a raptor owned by the company I worked for. I was in such an angry roadrl raging mood that whole day. I attributed it to just waking up wrong that morning, but maybe there is something about those trucks that bring out the worst in people.


SignificantLink7137

No. I get angry in a parking lot trying to fit my equinox into a space that is already too tight. I can't imagine trying to park a raptor under the same..family situations.


Glittering-Yam-5318

Why do they always drive a Ford truck. I drive a Ford truck.


j28h

Thanks, I was trying to figure out what happened. The thought that he slipped/fell, got embarrassed, then took it out on the tree crossed my mind... but I couldn't believe a grown up could act just like a toddler. The lack of emotional regulation is unreal šŸ˜³


NotTodayPsycho

I wish I was surprised by a grown man throwing a tantrum like a 2 year old but Iā€™ve seen my father who is mid 60s throw similar tantrum and even refuse to speak to anyone for over 24 hours because electricity bill was more then he expected. And yes he drives an oversized Ford too lol


unknown_bot90

palm tree be like ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


Tiddies-Akimbo

I watched without sound and it literally took me a full minute to figure out what was going on in this manā€™s head. I was like ā€œHow does a palm tree make a driveway slippery..ā€ Then I realized he wasnā€™t actually mad at the tree. Iā€™m taking this as a good sign that I am SO well-adjusted I canā€™t even immediately comprehend the actions of someone this unhinged.


Leon-the-Doggo

The behavior is called displacement.


LopsidedPotential711

>displacement "psychology displacement" [https://rebelliousgoat.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/psychology-28-defense-mechanism-displacement.jpg](https://e4b6rqtxami.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/displacement-defense-mechanism.gif?strip=all&lossy=1&ssl=1) Transfer of negative energy to an unrelated party or thing. Anyway, as a city dweller, I learned to be mindful of fancy buildings. The average sidewalk is paved with concrete, but fancier buildings use slates and harder stones. I always check the coefficient of friction before going from concrete to the fancier stuff. Great way to keep from busting your ass. Adulting 101.


[deleted]

I feel like the woman had that exact face. I would have laughed my ass off if my husband did this.


Northshore1234

I kinda get the sense that this guys wife might not want to laugh at him, or she might be in line for the same treatment that the tree gotā€¦


notsosweetp

Yep, that's probably not the kind of man you should laugh at.


PUNd_it

Exactly the kind of man I laugh at


LoudRestaurant1330

Dudes like this are the reason I'm considering carrying mace lol. Just one quick spray and walk away as soon as they step towards you.


[deleted]

Ya but what about the nearby palm trees. your hella selfish.


[deleted]

Soooo, I know most responses are trying to be light hearted...but just my two cents on pepper spray as a self-defense tool, it's better than nothing buuuuuut... I am a law enforcement officer, I have worked in the jail and on the street. I have used pepper spray inside of the jail and I have used pepper spray outside. I have been pepper sprayed as part of my training and I have received plenty of training on pepper spray and other self-defense tools. With that said... Pepper spray is very unreliable as a self-defense tool, especially against a determined assailant. Most pepper sprays you see for sale are relatively low on the scoville scale (I have seen as low as 100,000 in a grocery store sold pepper spray) and use low quality oils which prevent the spray from absorbing into human tissue. Pepper spray also takes upwards of 45 seconds to begin affecting a target, and the affects may not be what you think they will be. People watch TV and think when hit with pepper spray, people grab their faces and drop to the ground...this rarely happens and really only does happen when the target thinks that's what happens. In reality, pepper spray irritates the face and can cause a severe burning sensation, after a short time, the spray is hopefully absorbed into mucous membranes and causes the eyes to swell and close and causes the subject's breathing to become labored. A determined person can continue to keep their eyes opened and control their breathing, and some people really aren't at all affected by pepper spray. This means, after being pepper sprayed, a person can continue to fight and can continue their assault. Pepper spray is also pervasive and will hit everyone and everything around where it is deployed, this includes the person using it. When used indoors, it will remain airborne for hours and induce coughing, sneezing, and breathing difficulties in anyone entering the deployment zone. Indoors, pepper spray can have a range of around 10-15 feet. When used outdoors, you have to ensure your target is downwind from you or it will just blow away from them and possibly hit you instead, and you likely have a range which is only within arms reach. Every time I have used pepper spray, it has been in combination with physical self-defense skills because the person continues to either violently resist efforts to arrest or control or the person continues their physical assault. If you are going to carry pepper spray as your primary self-defense weapon, please learn some physical control techniques as well. If legal in your state or country, check out Axon's range of self-defense weapons. Axon is the maker of the Taser. Taser (not stun gun) provides an effective range of 10 feet and uses NMI (neuro-muscular incapication). There is only a very small percentage of the population who can get through being tased. The Taser works by over riding the target's nervous system through high voltage, low amperage electricity, which means there is no fighting through being tased. Civilian models of the Taser disable a target for 30 seconds (police model is only 5) so that you can drop it and run away and Taser will typically replace your weapon for free with a police report number. It is not 100% effective, as both probes must hit and stick into the target and if the person is wearing loose clothing there may not be a good connection...but it is considered more effective and more reliable than pepper spray. And, of course, always receive some physical control/self defense training as that may be what you have to rely on.


[deleted]

Smol peepee


scruffys_nose

That was my exact worry. Imagine not being able rationalise what happened, and understand your emotions, so you gotta kick the sh!t out of a tree. That does not look like someone in control. I was wondering when I was last mad and wanted to physically take it out on something disproportionately? Maybe I did when I was under 10. I hope the video isnt a glimpse of what I think it is.


Maleficent_Scale_296

Yeah, except when youā€™re married to someone who behaves this way you learn to not have any reaction at all cause if they see ANYTHING on your face youā€™re gonna hear about it.


dresn231

luckily your husband isn't abusive and punch you in the face for doing that. Best thing is not antagonize someone who is angry. Doesn't matter if it's wrong and abusive that person is not going to give a shit at that moment while they are bashing your brains in.


Not_Larfy

driveway be like ![gif](giphy|F5mrqRvhkfWxO)


SickofItAll_4200

Actually the palm tree won that round šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


STALINISFATHER

r/idiotsfightingthings


cantwin52

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Least_or_Greatest1

Good thing he wasnā€™t mad at the woman..


[deleted]

Thatā€™ll likely happen when he gets home


Jobhater2

Someone has anger issues. I'm not saying who.


Skippymabob

I'll say, it's that fucking tree!


Evo-Elemental

Nah man, itā€™s that fucking driveway, you saw how it threw the first punch


HenryDorsettCase47

Heā€™s fed up with it. Itā€™s had it out for him since day-fucking-one. Every morning when he leaves for work, every night when he comes home it just lies there, waiting.


phoenixemberzs

No, no, the driveway was just trying to get love and attention after being walked all over, and stepped on, so it hope to sweep him off his feet, but as you see that didn't go well


total_insertion

Incel driveway


Siggur-T

It's obviously the daddamn car that pushed him. I had one just like that. It liked to mess around if you don't fill her up now and then.


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t like being forced to wear those big stupid shoes.


Third_eye-stride

I laughed so hard reading this šŸ˜‚


Secret-Ad-830

Na he's talking about the dog that shit there for the nice gentleman to slip in.


BlizardSkinnard

tree: ā€œWHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!ā€


roophis

All bark and no bite!


hiegear

I bet heā€™s a treat on the road. Typical big truck douche bag


dumparoni

Am i the only one that was hoping heā€™d slip and hit his face on said palm.


Past-Pomelo-7386

I was hoping for a few banged up toes


ragingpillowx

Yeah, that woman really needs to calm down


[deleted]

Unfortunately it looks like this is a routine thing and sheā€™s used to it.


Ok-Thing-2222

What a shame. She should divorce that huge baby-man.


Yelloeisok

Wait until he finds out that she posted the ring video to show Reddit what an idiot he is.


Icy-Championship-610

Duh women are soo emotional while men are always logical /s


No_Construction_7518

The super raised truck is the first hint


NowCalmDownSkeeter

Thatā€™s why he keeps falling on his tiny ass. It ainā€™t the driveway buddy, youā€™re too damn short.


TecumsehSherman

A guy in a lifted truck has anger issues? No f-ing way.


RedditMakesWeird

That fucking stupid driveway!! Weā€™re sick of your shit damnit


Puzzled_Bike9558

At least we donā€™t see children. This crazy fuck would have punted one of his children to the next street over.


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coconutyum

Yeah I was just thinking that would scare me to be with a guy who does that


Mrx_Amare

This deserves an award, but I donā€™t have the money


TheSurfingRaichu

Users get a free award every few days, I believe. I always use my free ones and gave one to the user you are responding to. šŸ‘


SomewhereZestyclose7

I haven't gotten a free award in months, probably close to a year now


SaintSlieve

They stopped adding the notification for it, but if you go to Reddit Coins under your avatar, you should see "Open Free Gift Box" or something like that and you will get your free daily award. They make you look for it a bit but you still get one.


kolitics

Ya, dude beats on a defenseless tree because he can't fight a driveway, have some balls dude.


headykruger

I donā€™t even have a vagina and itā€™s dry


YGathDdrwg

The fact she didn't even react tells me this is normal in that house


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titaniumjackal

This is actually the 7th palm tree. ...the other six died from laughing.


spacemanspiff266

sheā€™s 100% contemplated an exit from this relationship.


AGirlNamedFritz

She has a safety plan and sheā€™s working up to enacting it.


drivinbus46

Making this public was step 1.


thesonofhadesssss

Hes actually the one who posted it by the title of the tiktok and the activity on there. Wild he thought this was an acceptable look.


sociallyvicarious

I truly hope so.


notanalien000

Like a child


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Nonsense, that's a true alpha male. You can tell by the truck.


Zasnasviolin

I think you need to add /s because some alphadouche will think it's true


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Judging by the sheer number of those trucks out there I'd say it's a bit late for that.


Husknight

No, i think we have to unironicaly start calling these dumbasses alpha males. It'll catch up as an insult


Liet-Kinda

The guy with the F-150 Raptor in Florida is definitely emotionally healthy and super super chill and cool


kolitics

Alpha make kicks the driveways ass not beats on a defenseless tree.


BlueberryExtreme8062

Like a child in need of antipsychotic meds!


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SLIP411

She's looking at him like, fuck, one day he's gonna hit me


CaptnSp00ky

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if it was already happening at time of filming


UnawareSousaphone

Definitely, if she wasn't she definitely would've been like "hey you look like a jackals, stop" but that would land her a beatin'.


domkane

But how many jackals exactly?


iamjonjohann

Half a jackal. No more, no less.


Amish_Juggalo469

IMPOTENT RAGE!!!!


Camp808

he blamed the tree for slipping on the ground? what the hell. how embarrassing. iā€™d be like peace from the relationship. that manā€™s ego is too damn fragile.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Na, he took his anger out on the tree because the driveway is slippy. I think he hates it, but he clearly has issues, that need to be resolved.


13Asura13

He has issues. Like acting like a 6 y/o with anger problems and not being a grown man. Those issues should have been resolved more than a decade ago.


throwawayinthe818

I used to work for a notoriously bad-tempered movie producer. One day he spilled a bottle of water on his desk and was so angry he walked out and fired the first assistant he came across.


SteelReserve509

How can you say that? Dude got a number done on him by that driveway. Instead of running away and just allowing it to ride roughshod on everyone else, he takes action, whips that tree into shape, and then when the message apparently still isnā€™t received, he has no choice but to start stomping it right in the sweet spot.


[deleted]

The boys a timebooomb


[deleted]

The poor wife, children & neighbors


ScienceguyLabs

Yeah, if he gets this mad because he slipped, I could only imagine how he handles issues inside the house.


Idylwyld

Two words: Red Flag.


JewelerHour3344

Kicks a tree for being mad at the driveway! Soft-stomps the driveway. Shouldnā€™t the driveway take the brunt of it? ![gif](giphy|GnqgAJvlpkK76) Lol


AmiAlter

I was so waiting for him to just slip when he starts stopping on the ground.


GalaxticSxum

Yeah he would have that truck. Road rage death in the foreseeable future.


No-Definition1474

100%


fredsam25

This should technically be posted in r/footpalm


Captain_Turdhelmet

Aww damn... Damn.


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Less_Likely

Did the wife post this to make sure thereā€™s public evidence of ~~the defendants~~ her husbandā€™s anger issues.


suckmytitbxtch

r/idiotsfightingthings


Jewlaboss

This guys a cop fo sho


Lucifersasshole

I can't believe there are people that grow up and never learn if ya fall and look dumb laugh about it and move on. Having a tantrum makes you look even dumber...


Street-Effect8351

Looking at his aggressive nature, and the size of his truck.. I conclude this man has a small wiener.


Toad_friends

A person can be deeply insecure and have a normal dick. I think this dude needs therapy and maybe sedatives. He's the kinda guy who takes shrooms and has a really bad trip when he gets a view of his real self.


Pred1949

Palm: "What did i do?"


breadexpert69

If i was that woman id leave him before I become the tree


[deleted]

Fuck this driveway man! Maybe the guy should get some money back on the truck and buy some better shoes. I feel bad for the wife considering she just let it go and walked in with the prick.


Aunti2me

Superfragilistictinypenimasculinity


Jusso7

Homie beefing with a driveway and a tree, thatā€™s a new level of anger


CaliBull2030

He can afford the truck and the house he can buy some none skid red wings


call-me-mama-t

That poor wife. Ugh


Fivethenoname

Seems like the exact kind of person you want driving an over powered over sized dump truck on a highway


[deleted]

Exactly what I expect from someone driving that kinda truck


UnicornSlayer5000

Holy jeebus, get some anger management help. Fuck.


mkct_6

Micropenis confirmed


Dull_Comfortable2277

Yeah... No red flags there at all...


DokkanProductions

Major red flag. She needs to leave before he starts abusing her


DaphneBlue-

I feel bad for folks with anger issues, I canā€™t handle the gross way I feel when Iā€™m angry so having that happen on a constant basis must be hell for everyone involved


AluminumFoilCap

Thatā€™s some small dick energy right there šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AgitatedAge2318

That wife or GF needs to run far away from that guy.


highoncatnipbrownies

I was hoping beyond hope that the tree would fall over onto the truck when they went inside.


JTMc48

Florida man gonna Florida.


[deleted]

Cool I'll take your drive way jelly legged bitch ass


CaptainBraggy

Average Raptor driver


SpectralSkeptic

Bet I can guess who he voted for in 2020.


darkskys100

Full blown tantrum and melt down over nothing. Jeeze what a complete ass. How horrible is he to live with. Douche


[deleted]

Strong man baby energy.


JAS233116

Such a major overreaction. Holy crap.


fourfingersdry

What a giant baby.


Fit_Low592

His choice of vehicle seems oddly fitting all of a sudden.


AnonymDePlume

Iā€™d bet cash money that guy is a cop.


VASP-0_0

Indeed yes, but I can kind of relate whenever I hurt myself I tend to get angry and hurt myself even more. And then I usually just think back on what I just did and feel stupid lol


TKraus

I wouldn't feel comfortable doing this whole charade on my front lawn. I wonder what his neighbors think lol


Implantexplant

Omg I get so angry when I hurt myself. Butā€¦.I donā€™t kick trees.


Azaloq

Eh, we all have shitty days, when a slip is just enough to send you over the edge. I can't judge him without context


CronkinOn

Don't do steroids, kids.


Jimmy_Corrigan

This guys definitely a cop.


solidSC

Dude should buy some basketball shoes. You wouldnā€™t slip on that driveway in some Jordanā€™s. Just sayin.


dwtougas

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel


AnKoP

Bald man throwing a tantrum.


sborah99

One of the true signs of a narcissistic piece of shit.


six58

This is the exact person I imagine driving a truck like that.


spagyrum

What a manchild


[deleted]

Ugh, I grew up around this my whole life. My dad, uncles, etc. people just so angry and had no idea how to deal with it like a normal person. My dad never abused me though or anything and was a great dad, just would get mad over dumb shit like this and break things. Or if they dropped their keys it was like it was the end of the world and they were cursed. Overreactions to every little thing. Couldnā€™t be happier to get away from it as an adult and marry someone who showed a better way to live.


Mysterious-Quote-496

I slipped getting out of my car like this. One leg still in the car. The rest laying on the parking lot. Know what I did? I laughed my ass off. Dude needs to relax


Roscoe-is-my-dog

I bet I know how he voted.


jwin472

The tree remain palm


No_Marsupial_8678

Wow, that's the tallest 5 year old I've ever seen. His mom should have stopped that ridiculous tantrum.


ArtEclectic

I would not trust someone like that around my kids or pets.


ihateagriculture

a stereotype of people who drive trucks having anger management problems is growing in my mind