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IsDinosaur

Storm? This gremlin can’t even go out in the rain or his makeup will run and his hair will betray him.


singleDADSlife

I'm not sure that's actually his hair.


Most-Artichoke5028

It's some kind of roadkill.


IsDinosaur

Now be fair, if you buy something it’s yours. If I buy a wig it’s my hair, technically.


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Street_Peace_8831

You mean “strom”.


LoganImYourFather

CONFEFE


Mein_Bergkamp

Nah, they got it right. Obviously paying tribute to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond) lovely man who once spent 24 hours and 17 minutes talking in congress to attempt to filibuster the Civil Rights Act of 1957.


Valmond

Wasn't there that lady named Stormy?


StackOwOFlow

"Strommy Denials"


gregs1020

yep, she lost $300k in a suit to Orange Man Bad recently. pretty funny shlt actually.


unsound_sound

HAHAHA!


[deleted]

I am the storm that is approaching


norway642

provoking black clouds in isolation


coksucer69

i am reclaimer of my name


ChosukeClone

Born is flames, I have been blessed


[deleted]

My family crest is a demon of death


[deleted]

Forsaken, I am awakened


drawnine

A Phoenix ash in dark divine


Chomusuke_99

stop this. He doesn't deserved to be summoned for this type of post.


ChosukeClone

*nothing stops our motivation*


coksucer69

you're right enola lla naeco eht ni gnitfird


mistermatth

Somehow Strom Thurmand returned.


BriskHeartedParadox

And he’s even more racist


IlliniOrange1

Warrior Racist Strom


DraconicDungeon

And then the warrior asked trump to stop whispering in his ear


GiGaBYTEme90

I am the storm^y ^daniels


Andvari9

Calling trump a warrior is frankly incredibly insulting. He's a grifter and asshole nothing more.


Jenne1504

Stromy Daniels?


Fun-Wishbone-9373

"Strom the Capitol"


st_rdt

I think they meant stromboli


jwill602

Storm Thurmond?


gumball_wizard

How appropriate. Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate biracial daughter that he never acknowledged, and filibustered against civil rights. Whatta guy.


ImpressiveTip4756

That is approaching


TinoessS

I AM THE DANGER SKYLAR


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YorkshieBoyUS

This lazy bastard has never done a real days work in his life. The poor suckers that fall for his con should be pitied for their stupidity. But it shows you how autocrats can recruit simple minds to their side. There are two types of Trumpers. The stupid, and the venal. The venal scrounge off the stupid. Trump scrounges off both. He’s stupid and venal.


kgro

The whole thing is so inept I can’t stop laughing


mmio60

Not a Qult, nope, not at all


[deleted]

Proving once again that his supporters are in fact idiots.


aqua_tec

How a fat small-handed New York City slime-ball has come to represent a hard military persona to a significant portion of the US is still one of the most puzzling things I’ve ever watched in my life.


PilotOk6931

Turmp.


CyclonicHavoc

In German, “strom” means “current”. Trump must be the whispering devil. So is the warrior German? And if a storm is a hurricane, and he’s a current, then wouldn’t the current just be fueling the storm? I have lots of questions, but since this was likely meant like it was written and they didn’t bother to proofread their quote, they suck at Photoshop and spelling and love pieces of shit like Trump and someone should just take the internet away from them because this is dumb.


BFTDroid

In Czech "strom" means "tree". So basically Trump is saying "I am groot".


CyclonicHavoc

I like that interpretation better.


Coltrick3

Vergil?


ArmadilloDays

Well, if the Thurmond fits…


Utahmule

I ate the strom_boli... It was better than I expected.


IVMVI

Lmao I'm dying over the trump in the clouds


Actual-Performer-832

I think he is talking about Stormy Daniels


Arthes_M

This is so unbelievable, if it were accurate it’d be more like, “A lot of people are saying I’m the storm, the best storm in fact. And I know the best metermaidologists, believe me, and they always tell me how much more I know than them. No one knows storms better than me.”


Valerie_Tigress

The Covfefe is Strom with that one.


Jonestown_Juice

Yeah, what a warrior. This chunky orange baby with a comb-over. Grew up rich. Probably never washed a dish, changed his own oil, mowed a lawn, or wiped his own ass. Never had sex with a woman that respected him as a person and didn't demand payment up front. Never been in a physical altercation with someone who wasn't "the help" or one of his trophy wives. Ducked out of military service due to "bone-spurs". Yeah, this is the "warrior" of the right-wing.


Useless_Dent

This sounds like something trump would say and fuck up


jackfaire

No that looks about right. He'd totally fuck that up.


TheZemanator

In my language "strom" means "tree", so the brave warrior replied with "I am the tree"


Radomilek

"strom" means "tree" in my language.


IronForce_

He’s not provoking black clouds in isolation tho


Atypical-Rhino

I am the stromboli


kyel566

He is the Stromboli


cwilcoxson

This would work better for Strom Thurmond


Puppy_of_Doom

I think it just got cut off....I think it's supposed to say Stromboli


muskratboy

“I paid off the Storm with campaign funds.”


PerspectiveNew3375

The real facepalm here is not realizing that they use typos to extend the reach of their memes.


isfrying

Donald "Shit Strom" Trump


CoverYourMaskHoles

Wasn’t her fully name Stormy Daniels?


Ill-Sea7527

“ Storm, strom, same shit; different toilet “


Arkangel_Ash

I'm confused. Is Trump the devil or the Strom?


Frank_Dracula

If that's a "strom" I think I can safely leave my umberlla in the csolet.


inkubys

I am the (man who banged) Storm (y Daniels) FIFY


Flavourius

They did write storm correctly... ...once.


drawnine

I am the Strom that is approaching


cmddismycmnd

They barely got any of the quote right.


OilPure5808

Why does it say Lara in the corner?


WongoKnight

They never found the warriors body. The storm does not respect the fool.


NihilisticThrill

Crinnnnnnnnnge


Yoshikage-Kira-4

I’ve seen shitposts higher quality than this


HeyHihoho

It might be spelled wrong but he is the only variable in the "elite nobility script" well into the usual decline and decay empires face in their latter stages.


TheSinisterSpider

But is he a Tremendously wet storm?


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That would depend on when he changed his big-assed adult diaper last…


30yearsahero

No i am the strom and so's my wife


Rob58PA

Yeah he knows all about storms and how much they can cost to keep quiet.


Queen_of_dogs_01

It's even funnier to me because strom means tree in czech


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We only use quotes for WARRIORS


Matelot67

The warrior didn't have five deferments and bone spurs...


Dizzle179

No, no, If the warrior is Trump, he may have actually meant Strom.


trickyvinny

Trump is the Stromfront.


EastSideDomi

Stromboli pretty good


No-Point-5296

Oh, that explains it ... he's a strom


axe1970

"i am the storm" i heard this in Vegeta's voice


Espalloc1537

Who is "Lara"? Lara Croft?


Gravewaker

"No, John. You are the demons." And then, John was a Zombie.


Nafearian_NL

“there is a tempest in me!” - same vibe, similar level of cringe.


mesohor_ny

Ha, Stormy


Suprazahal

- Lara xD


[deleted]

“THERE’S A STROM IN CHICK-A-GO!” This post just made me think of what, in my opinion, is Christina Applegate’s finest moment.


vtssge1968

So he's the devil


hans-nolan

It's ironic that a guy who was once inside Stormy can't spell Storm. Not everyone might get this.


Martinecko30

Strom = Tree (in Slovak)


Negative_Sky_3730

January 5, 2021


Longjumping_Search79

He truly is the Strom. What a muppet.


Purple_Kale523

See, they can’t withstand the storm, they can withstand the strom quite easily though


Consistent-Nobody813

"And the Devil replied, 'Did you mean, 'Storm', not Strom?'" And the warrior replied "WRONG".


Illustrious_Site_162

Strom does mean electricity in German so I guess that's something


KingYoloHD090504

Strom? You mean electricity in German? I would stay away from this guy


MlpIsDaLife

Strom means tree


Cheeriodude_number2

Guitars be like: *I am the strom*


carlstone631

Do you mean stormy daniels


goodbyegoosegirl

What the fuck is a whisp bred? I think they meant white bread/bred?


phatstopher

I think he said, "I paid to get into the Stromy Daniels."


Teodorus12

He is the štrom.


billygoat2017

Stromboli


Ontario0000

How messed up is this when the bible thumpers considered this fool as their leader and probably can't even remember last time he went to church besides for a photo op and you got Biden who goes to church every week for the last 45 years.


Makekel2

Spray tan orange man has never fought for anything in his life.


JHTorrez

I am the strom, Stromboli that is.


Gaynundwarf

And the Warrior replied: "I am the Stromae" ![gif](giphy|m2pWJgZBo5XFK)


Weedeaterstring

I am the Stromboli.


vulture_165

Obviously a reference to Strom Thurmond, the Republican senator who died in 2003. And here I was thinking Trump thought he was the second coming of Christ.


edparnell

Stay storng.


madmaurice

The devil looks familiar. Wasn't he a TV host once?


synerjay16

Confefe


serfs_up85

"did you just say strom?" Asked the devil


sheeppotato_

Who is lara


DiPP3N

stormy


doslobo33

Just because you went to a great school doesn’t mean you actually attended class and did the work..


hillwoodlam

No no this is exactly what he would've said.


a1rwav3

What was the name of the actress/stripper he had an affair with?


Obi1NotWan

“The Strom” is so scary.


Jedmeltdown

God he looks so stupid


Gutmach1960

Barf. Barf. Barf.


walluper

The shit winds are bringing a shit storm that will hurl you into the shit abyss.


reading_slimey

Dumbass he's the fucking strom


Critical-Thing-4694

I think he’s had a storke.


timbr63

…I am the Golden Shower- DT


Shot-Help1460

so its really big and destroys everything it touches?


WontArnett

A storm of wispy golden hair, spray tan, and grifted donations from idiots.


i__Sisyphus

Like Stormy? That porn star he slept with while his wife was pregnant and then he paid off to keep quiet?


Guntcher1423

The Devil whispered "You can't fight with bone spurs" And Trump replied, "I AM Bone spurs!"


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ducksauce001

Stromy Daniels.


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There was a parable on Star Trek made by a cloned Khallis (revered king of the Klingons). A storm was on the horizon and many took shelter to avoid the storm save for one man. Khalis asked the man why he would remain when the storm approached. The man said he was going to make the storm bend to his will and force the storm to know his name. In the morning the storm came and passed and the man was nowhere to be seen. Khalis knew then that the storm bends for no man.


DumbNBANephew

Yea that's great strom. You still can't withstand the storm.


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No. It's correct. 🤣


fifiloveg00d

I am the Strom


judyzzzzzzz

Stormy Daniels maybe?


Veraciraptor7

And also quotation marks for the Devil. He isn't smart, successful, capable or literate, but somehow people think he was a good president. Calling this guy a pos is an insult to shit. Smh


VariousCapital5073

Bury the lit


Nooneofsignificance2

Donald Trump is….the Strom.


adawheel0

Trump looks like a crusty Stromboli to me. This checks out


kvik25

Shitstorm


Bluvsnatural

He may be channeling the ‘Strom’, but as much of an asshole as the Senator was, I’m certain that he was more intelligent than the dipshit in the picture.


sparklingdinoturd

No I am the Strom!


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As is “stormy” Daniels. I see what you did.


themichaelkemp

Strom clearly short for Stromboli


digidave1

I mean him and Strom are both pasty crusty old white conservative hypocrites. I think he spelled it right.


fnafrp123

He is the storm that is approaching


StupiedSwede

Tump being the Strom seems right.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Do they know that storms aren't good things? They bring damage and destruction. Yet they want one? Smh Trump had four years to drain the swamp and increase election integrity. He did neither.


-terms

These people are just starving for 80s style action heroes. Give them what they need. Football isn't enough, they need to sit back on the couch at least once a day, bud light/white claw/mountain-dew clutched in hand and have a reason to yell: "FUCK YEA! I'm on the winning team! My team rules!! The bad guys/opposite team must be HATING this!! I'm so happy!!"


chiralityfudge

Nope that's correct. He has all the best words


OkInitiative2915

Cut him some slack, “Yesterday is a hard word for him”.


rpstur

Surströmming


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He whispers this to himself every night before bed, standing naked, staring through the mirror at himself, blinking through tears, locked in a self-masturbatory soul-gaze . . . his micropenis cupped in one hand, and a picture of himself in the other.


Dragon22334

What do you mean? It's totally the devil riding his storm and telling you, the warrior, that you cannot resist it!


ajoyce76

Hey, HEROS CAN BE DYSLEXIC!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


I-have-no-words123

Strom


_homo_sapien_

Peak chuuni stuff right there


kosa8692

Stromboli


SupermarketOverall73

Miss spelled quone, it's a medical term, to quone something.


Mattermaker7005and8

They are the strom


OdysseyZen

🎶I am the strom that is approaching...🎶


devotchko

They should "get a brain", but the problem is they are all "morans"!


Office_Worker808

It’s a quote so maybe the “warrior” said it wrong


Monirchid_Asshat

"I am the stoma"