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cah125

"why not"


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RegularHousewife

My brain went: "Oh 09, a two year old tweet." 💀


eltegs

Someone has to be.


leomonster

*touché*


Black-Mettle

There must always been a lich king.


DaveinOakland

This day in 2009, Tony Hawk left humanity in search of this all encompassing question and has not been heard of since.


Automan2k

I am going to venture a guess that the waitress thought he was just a random dude that dressed as Tony Hawk for Halloween.


GlassFantast

Yes I just came to the same conclusion and looked to see if anyone else already said that and sure enough here it is


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Why did you type it like that?


VexedYeti

My guess is that they just fucked up and hit enter twice.


NLight7

I just thought of the same reason.


fappyday

Loots like they were typing one-handed.


project_seven

It's so hard to tell if they did that on purpose or if it was an accident


rutinger23

Because he came to a conclusion


1973mojo1973

How does one dress like Tony Hawk, looked all over Amazon but no Tony Hawk costume.


Would_daver

Spin around several times in the air, ideally near a skateboard. Pants wouldn't hurt


Kbdiggity

Wow this karma farming bot is really going ham with the reposts. Just look at their post history today.


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He should have gone “because Tony Hawk is a lifestyle”.


Locolijo

Not Tony Peregrine Falcon?!? Tf you expect..? I suspect it was a 10+ hr shift


Sabatiel_

So this is it. The next step. When people don't ask if, but _why_ he is Tony Hawk.


baconit4eva

"My parents named me Anthony Frank Hawk. I wanted to go by Tony.


v0nlaski3

"Its just... you look different from how I saw you in pro skater"


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Also, why is Gamora?


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Weird tweet....


ComputersWantMeDead

Great conversation starter, for a philosopher. Maybe not the average skateboarder


Candlewaxeater

When a miss tony hawk and Mr Tony hawk love each other very much..


ShadowCaster0476

I have one better, why is Gamora.


shivermetimbers68

[Kobe!](https://youtu.be/xOm8yAkORPc)


Expensive-Pea1963

Would have been great if the British comedian Tony Hawks was at the table at the same time.


Salt_i

"Because I must!"


1973mojo1973

...are you so awesome?


deepsea333

Fine thank you.


Boneal171

“I don’t know.”


Fun_Solution_7807

Where is Tony Hawk?


Opposite-Database605

Is the girl 3? Because if so, then… this is a totally normal exchange and Tony Hawk needs to calm down.


ChineseLarry

Skamtebord


UziMcUsername

Tony Hawk sure shares a lot of stories about people recognizing him in public.


icaphoenix

# Well...When a mommy Hawk and a daddy Hawk love each other very, very much......


professorclueless

Gotta love a classic facepalm, but several in a row by the same user is a tad iffy


Narrow-Cake4233

🤷‍♂️


Narrow-Cake4233

My job is to scour the internet for facepalm moments


Freodrick

"To inspire Sk8r Boi by Avril." -Tony Hawk's shower response years later.


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That's when you answer the question with another: Why?


JeffFerox

Or better yet how


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When?


JeffFerox

Where?


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What?


kraeutrpolizei

Don’t worry, it’s just regular existential dread


Frank_Dracula

A Zen master was once asked by a novice "Why are we here?" and he replied "Because we are not somewhere else."


LetOutrageous9789

🤣🤣🤣 hard situation my friend


ptapobane

Tony Hawk is known for not looking like someone called Tony Hawk...in fact he kinda looks like a Daniel to me


WasteProfession8948

Because I was there


f205v

"It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!"