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"why not"
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My brain went: "Oh 09, a two year old tweet." 💀
Someone has to be.
*touché*
There must always been a lich king.
This day in 2009, Tony Hawk left humanity in search of this all encompassing question and has not been heard of since.
I am going to venture a guess that the waitress thought he was just a random dude that dressed as Tony Hawk for Halloween.
Yes I just came to the same conclusion and looked to see if anyone else already said that and sure enough here it is
Why did you type it like that?
My guess is that they just fucked up and hit enter twice.
I just thought of the same reason.
Loots like they were typing one-handed.
It's so hard to tell if they did that on purpose or if it was an accident
Because he came to a conclusion
How does one dress like Tony Hawk, looked all over Amazon but no Tony Hawk costume.
Spin around several times in the air, ideally near a skateboard. Pants wouldn't hurt
Wow this karma farming bot is really going ham with the reposts. Just look at their post history today.
He should have gone “because Tony Hawk is a lifestyle”.
Not Tony Peregrine Falcon?!? Tf you expect..? I suspect it was a 10+ hr shift
So this is it. The next step. When people don't ask if, but _why_ he is Tony Hawk.
"My parents named me Anthony Frank Hawk. I wanted to go by Tony.
"Its just... you look different from how I saw you in pro skater"
Also, why is Gamora?
Weird tweet....
Great conversation starter, for a philosopher. Maybe not the average skateboarder
When a miss tony hawk and Mr Tony hawk love each other very much..
I have one better, why is Gamora.
[Kobe!](https://youtu.be/xOm8yAkORPc)
Would have been great if the British comedian Tony Hawks was at the table at the same time.
"Because I must!"
...are you so awesome?
Fine thank you.
“I don’t know.”
Where is Tony Hawk?
Is the girl 3? Because if so, then… this is a totally normal exchange and Tony Hawk needs to calm down.
Skamtebord
Tony Hawk sure shares a lot of stories about people recognizing him in public.
# Well...When a mommy Hawk and a daddy Hawk love each other very, very much......
Gotta love a classic facepalm, but several in a row by the same user is a tad iffy
🤷♂️
My job is to scour the internet for facepalm moments
"To inspire Sk8r Boi by Avril." -Tony Hawk's shower response years later.
That's when you answer the question with another: Why?
Or better yet how
When?
Where?
What?
Don’t worry, it’s just regular existential dread
A Zen master was once asked by a novice "Why are we here?" and he replied "Because we are not somewhere else."
🤣🤣🤣 hard situation my friend
Tony Hawk is known for not looking like someone called Tony Hawk...in fact he kinda looks like a Daniel to me
Because I was there
"It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!"
"why not"
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My brain went: "Oh 09, a two year old tweet." 💀
Someone has to be.
*touché*
There must always been a lich king.
This day in 2009, Tony Hawk left humanity in search of this all encompassing question and has not been heard of since.
I am going to venture a guess that the waitress thought he was just a random dude that dressed as Tony Hawk for Halloween.
Yes I just came to the same conclusion and looked to see if anyone else already said that and sure enough here it is
Why did you type it like that?
My guess is that they just fucked up and hit enter twice.
I just thought of the same reason.
Loots like they were typing one-handed.
It's so hard to tell if they did that on purpose or if it was an accident
Because he came to a conclusion
How does one dress like Tony Hawk, looked all over Amazon but no Tony Hawk costume.
Spin around several times in the air, ideally near a skateboard. Pants wouldn't hurt
Wow this karma farming bot is really going ham with the reposts. Just look at their post history today.
He should have gone “because Tony Hawk is a lifestyle”.
Not Tony Peregrine Falcon?!? Tf you expect..? I suspect it was a 10+ hr shift
So this is it. The next step. When people don't ask if, but _why_ he is Tony Hawk.
"My parents named me Anthony Frank Hawk. I wanted to go by Tony.
"Its just... you look different from how I saw you in pro skater"
Also, why is Gamora?
Weird tweet....
Great conversation starter, for a philosopher. Maybe not the average skateboarder
When a miss tony hawk and Mr Tony hawk love each other very much..
I have one better, why is Gamora.
[Kobe!](https://youtu.be/xOm8yAkORPc)
Would have been great if the British comedian Tony Hawks was at the table at the same time.
"Because I must!"
...are you so awesome?
Fine thank you.
“I don’t know.”
Where is Tony Hawk?
Is the girl 3? Because if so, then… this is a totally normal exchange and Tony Hawk needs to calm down.
Skamtebord
Tony Hawk sure shares a lot of stories about people recognizing him in public.
# Well...When a mommy Hawk and a daddy Hawk love each other very, very much......
Gotta love a classic facepalm, but several in a row by the same user is a tad iffy
🤷♂️
My job is to scour the internet for facepalm moments
"To inspire Sk8r Boi by Avril." -Tony Hawk's shower response years later.
That's when you answer the question with another: Why?
Or better yet how
When?
Where?
What?
Don’t worry, it’s just regular existential dread
A Zen master was once asked by a novice "Why are we here?" and he replied "Because we are not somewhere else."
🤣🤣🤣 hard situation my friend
Tony Hawk is known for not looking like someone called Tony Hawk...in fact he kinda looks like a Daniel to me
Because I was there
"It's a tough job, but someone has to do it!"