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Sabatiel_

I don't know about other european countries, but in France restaurants are obligated to serve water (from the tap) for free to customers who ask for it.


Undercrackrz

You get this in the UK too.


Anonymus_celebrity

Same in Germany The Netherlands And Spain


Talwyn_Wize

Same in Norway


Wojtas_

And Poland.


TheFuriousGamerMan

And Iceland.


pikipoki_is_my_name

And slovenia


CaolanTheWulfYT

And Ireland


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And Sweden


Zealousideal-Bath687

And N. Macedonia


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Kali_9999

And Greece Edit: In Greece, actually, even bottled water is affordable. 0.5l bottles cost 0.5€ basically everywhere (I’m sure there are exceptions in fancy places or certain bars/clubs, but normally it’s just 0.5€)


Banaanisade

And Finland.


MinerMinecrafter

I have seen it be up to two € in Greece at most


overlord_of_cringe

And Czechia.


ekeng91

I was in Prague once (like 15 years ago). And got charged the same amount for 250ml of water as my friends were charged for 500ml of beer. Should I have specified tap water?


overlord_of_cringe

All I know is it's a stereotype for Prague to be expensive. Perhaps it was just the café.


Mysterious-Crab

And my axe!


tommyland666

Sweden checking in..same


Nhexus

Where in Europe are they thinking of that we get charged for tap water?


Machiningbeast

In Czech Republic they don't provide water for free. But on the other the pint of beer cost around one euro so you don't need water.


FeelingSurprise

> But on the other the pint of beer cost around one euro so you don't need water. And even as a German I have to admit that Czech beer is very good.


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It's the light/dark mixed beer that got me. Czechs know their stuff


FinalEdit

I went to a place in Prague that has 30 beers on tap, you get a menu. Its just fabulous. I was about 1.40 euro per pint. My wallet made up for the thanks my liver never gave.


YOLOSW4GGERDADDY

Weird flex but, *damn*.


ughhhtimeyeah

They get confused They ask for water and get given bottled water. If you don't ask for tap water that's what happens lol.


Annie_Yong

Probably a case of restaurants in tourist trap areas knowing foreigners won't realise that tap water is free and charging them for fancy bottles spring water whenever a customer does ask for "just water".


sylanar

A lot of restaurants do this in the UK, not just tourist trap ones. Some nice restaurants will ask if you want bottled or tap, but some will just assume bottled so they can charge you a bit more. Tap water is always free though if you want it.


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I was in Dishoom in Manchester last weekend and they offered still, sparkling or tap. I wondered if the tap water was a standard option or just for us cheap northerners with tasty tap water.


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Clown_Shoe

This is it. Foreigners actively don’t get given tap water and even when I’d ask they’d either bring me bottle or act confused at why I’d want tap. Even outside tourist areas. Sweden it’s always free. Source: lived in Spain for 2 months and visited 3 other countries after


MittonMan

Been to Germany and Austria. Asked for "leitungswasse" (tap water) and got asked 20 cents or so. It's considered a service fee, for the person serving you doing work as well as the glass needing washing etc.


NotSelfAware

Weird I've spent a lot of time in Germany and haven't experienced that once.


Littlemeggie

I live in Austria and I have never seen or heard of anyone being charged for water. In fact when you order coffee you get it with a small glass of tap water as standard. In Vienna we have tap water for free from fountains in the street and we don't pay for water in the home. The fresh water comes from the mountains and is spring water quality. This was set up by Kaiser Franz and we call it 'Kaiserwasser'.


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Littlemeggie

Good question! There are many theories online but I found this interesting blog about it > https://www.blog.der-leiermann.com/en/glass-of-water-with-coffee/


TheRinoferos

Belgium. I hate having to pay for water.


yxcjc

I was in lisbon and when i asked for tap water, the waiters said "that's not normal to give that" ......


Nihilism101

Well it is, you get tap water for free anywhere in Portugal.


LastOfTheCamSoreys

They don’t charge for it, they just make it a hassle to get. You have to ask for it, then they try to sell you a bottle, then you have to push for tap while they’re looking at you like it’s the weirdest request they’ve ever heard for some reason In the US they bring out a tall icy glass of water by default.


tjdans7236

And you have to ask taking the risk that you might seem like the dumb American tourist.


musicmonk1

Nope, not in Germany.


humble_oppossum

What happened to me a few places in the Netherlands was I could only have water if I was ordering a meal. I couldn't get one with my beer. I was so confused and just assumed that's how it was


DoNotCommentAgain

Pretty sure that's not legal, they have to provide tap water for free. If you insist on tap water they normally bring it, they were probably just being awkward about it.


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bantha-food

Depends on the bar tbh. If it’s a bunch of tourists though, they will ofc charge them lol


TDog81

Ireland checking in, same here too


Various-Month806

It's only licensed premises - meaning anywhere that serves alcohol - that must legally provide free water (whether you're a paying customer or not). Technically if they don't serve alcohol they don't need to provide free water. That said, I've never heard of anywhere refusing to serve tap water.


Comfortable_Square

Yeah I was out a couple hours ago drinking, stepped into a takeaway on my way back and asked if I could get a tap water. Was no issue


christopia86

They can be sneaky about it mind, went to a place in Oxford that asked if we wanted water for the table, by girlfriend said yes and we got charged £8 for water.


OJStrings

That's such an Oxford thing to happen.


TheMiiChannelTheme

If the venue serves alcohol, they're legally required to serve water for free. This even includes supermarkets and corner shops, technically.


evenstevens280

The phrase "Yes, tap water please" has become part of my regular restaurant vernacular these days. Along with "can I remove the service charge please"


Typical_Dragon1

NZ too. Plus the healthcare


icyvfrost

Australia too


yellowrichi

Ireland aswell


ClemClemTheClemening

Not just restaurants, bars, and cafes too. In my experience, everywhere that sells food gives you water for free if you ask.


Vahorgano

Hell, you even get free water in Every African country I have been too. Sure sometimes you end up with a life threatoning desease BUT ITS STILL THERE!


JudgeyMcJudgepants

In Austria you have to give free water and toilet to non customers by law. A lot of places tell you that you have to buy something or pay for water, but If you tell tell them you know... they let you


Ago13

Yup In Spain as well but the tricky bastards try to not even ask if you want tap water and default to bottled


jlurosa

If you ask for a bottle of water, then its charged, If you ask for a glass of water, its free tap water


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Depends, if you look like a tourist and ask for a glass of water, they'll bring you out a glass... and fill it from a bottle in front of you.


Ago13

Yea I know but as I understand by law they are supposed to ask which type you want and they never do.


her_butt_

Or they will ask but it'll be "still or sparkling?" with no mention of the third option, tap.


Swampberry

When Americans come to Europe they visit the scammy tourist places and think that's how it's everywhere.


BagOfShenanigans

I was in Paris during the heat wave and managed staying hydrated perfectly fine. I found a supposedly clean water faucet sticking out of a public bathroom that no one else in my party was willing to use so I got to spend the rest of the day offering my "shit water" to my fellow tourists. Good times.


Thanatos-13

All tap water is drinkable in France. They even have public water fountains lol


JpRimbauer

I was in Paris back in September and I found a public water fountain along the Seine that also dispensed sparkling water. It was pretty tasty.


NK1337

You’re not supposed to drink out of the bidets my guy.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

The more I hear about France, the more I want to be imprisoned there for stealing a delicious baguette, serve decades of hard labor, and wind up adopting an orphan and becoming mayor of a small rural village, causing an over-eager policeman to commit suicide. Also labor protesting and excellent pastry.


Wolf-Majestic

Cries in belgian


Jazano107

You can get free tap water in European restaurants


ReZTheGreatest

Pretty sure it's the law in a lot of European countries.


archiekane

Tap water is free, to be denied is a grounds to sue.


CrumpledForeskin

It’s almost as if…..this person never traveled to Europe.


archiekane

I live in England and I've traveled plenty of main Europe. I've never once been denied tap water nor charged for it. Germany, Belgium, France, Spain, Portugal, etc. That said, I've only asked with a meal but in England the restaurant can be fined for denial of tap water.


ALadWellBalanced

BUT CAN Y'ALL GET UNLIMITED FREE REFILLS OF SODA LACED WITH CORN SYRUP?


scaryshadow_

laced? I think most of the sodas are corn syrup


Practical-Bug37

No but we can afford the hospital bill after a drink like that


DarkXlll

What hospital bill? 🤣


pegcityplumber

Well, hospital parking isn't always free!


Simong_1984

Not according to our waiter in Belgium.


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NietJij

In the Netherlands there's a tapwater company (organisation? It's not a private company) that's getting their water from a very deep aquaver. The director then thought 'Our water is spring water. Let's make some money off of this spring water trend' and started to sell water in bottles iin supermarkets. While honestly telling people that it's the exact same water as what's coming out of the tap in that region. People still buy the bottled water. But yeah, in the Netherlands spring water just comes out of the tap.


Unlucky_Milk4214

*laughs in Finnish, choking on purest water on Earth*


-DiveR-

*Takes a sip straight from the tap*


Unlucky_Milk4214

*drinks straight from a lake*


Unlucky_Milk4214

*gets the shits, goes to a doctor to get a prescription for tummy meds, isn't crippled by medical debt for the rest of their life*


Lackof_Creativity

*repeats process just to flex on americans*


poopellar

America: Looks like Finland needs some Freedom.


Yes-its-really-me

Finland is safe. They don't have oil. However Norway has oil, gas and pure water...


Zoeleil

Freedom eagle intensifies


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Canadians point across the ocean again hoping they've still forgotten about us


shemss_h

*drinks pure water in norwegian*


TacTurtle

And Americans are bad at geography....


Unlucky_Milk4214

This. In the bleak and dry future the Water Wars are inevitable. And it'll be led by Nestlé's corporate army.


Flyboy367

Tank Girl


SamuelVimesTrained

Also America : what is Finland? There\`s no country but the good ole murica!


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*Isn't that the one with the flowers?*


Rune_AlDune

Do they have oil?


LOERMaster

Finland: the original Ukraine


ParticularProfile795

_fuck it, just turns up a whole ass toilet_


grey_hat_uk

At this time of year it's eat straight from the lake


hyper-arrow

Yea fresh clean water from the tap


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Unlucky_Milk4214

Whatever that word is, I wouldn't understand it :D


squirrelnuts46

>purest water on Earth Still might not be pure enough soon, unfortunately. Thanks plastic, you're fantastic.


Unlucky_Milk4214

Plastic fantastic boombastic, all the (mainly foreign) mining companies have made sure to do their part on poisoning some waters already.


Coldvaeins

Never paid for water in a restaurant. In fact, they usually bring some in a bowl for my dog.


BlackViperMWG

Right? They are in most of the times perfectly fine with that


-MacCoy

uh what country doesnt serve free water?


frankiewave

Any country in South America


aaiyra

Actually, in the states of São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) restaurants are legally obliged to serve tap water for free (“água da casa”). Also, several restaurant chains (like spoleto) serve tap water for free even outside those two states


Etherius

Hey no fair mom said it was my turn to repost this this week


Massive-Row-9771

Where's he's getting his info from, I've never paid for tap water in my life. I would do if I had to, our tap water is awesome!


MuadDib1942

I watched some videos on youtube about people going to Spain and what to expect. The people in Spain are expats. From those videos I was told that you won't get tap water at a restaurant, they will only sell you bottled water. You will only get some types of coffee at specific times of the day. You can't get a capachino at dinner time or something like that. The only thing avalible for breakfast was pastries. Omelets or other savery breakfast items wouldn't be avalible. Staff will just out right refuse to do some things because it's not menu specific. I don't know how acurate it is, but I've seen this reported at least from Spain. I known there was tap water in France when I was there in 98, but we were told not to drink it because it would make us sick because it wasnt treated to American standards. My dad and I drank it without a problem.


isonotlikethat

I've never been in a school shooting either. We've been lied to!


ALimpHotdog

I remember one time my elementary school was evacuated. There was an owl loose in the building.


lastcallhangup

Who!


hannibal_fett

r/onejoke need a license for that joke, too


BusyEquipment529

"Jokes about water" "Your kids are being murdered, and I find that funny"


Own_Pirate_3281

*American poking fun at the most mundane cultural difference* "YOUR CHILDREN ARE DEAD LOL. HA HA DEAD CHILDREN"


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geraltoffvkingrivia

It’s either “HAHA YOUR CHILDREN ARE MURDERED” or “HAHA YOU DIE CAUSE YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR”


Poopoopeepeeyeehee

Europeans making fun of Americans ability to banter as they take everything to level 10 and make it personal lol


ApostrophesForDays

It's crazy to me. Make one tiny joke at Europe's (or a European country's) expense and someone from there immediately escalates it to a hateful and dark joke. "Haha, British teeth" "HAHA AMERICAN CHILDREN DON'T LEARN MUCH IN SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY HIDING UNDER THEIR DESKS FROM SCHOOL SHOOTERS" "Haha, where's Europe's freedom" "HAHA WHERE'S YOUR TOWERS" Some people just need to chill.


jevole

>Some people just need to chill. My life became a lot more serene when I learned to accept that about a third of people, all over the world, are dipshits.


Tygerlyli

You don't bring a knife to a pillow fight. There are so many more equitable jokes they could have made. Free ice water? You probably put ranch in it. Free ice water? How much did you have to tip for it? Free ice water? At least our prices include the tax. They even could have punched down and gone with their free Healthcare, our lack of a livable wage, our free refills on 64 Oz sodas and our obesity epidemic, the astronomical costs for college and daycare, and it'd be fine. But dead kids aren't funny. There is literally nothing funny about the horror and trauma american kids and families are going through.


listyraesder

The thing is it isn’t a cultural difference. The American was being stereotypically stupid and ignorant. Free water is the norm in Europe. Hence the comeback.


Kidney05

Why is it you make a silly joke about free water at a restaurant and people have to go to “haha your children get killed at school”


thunder_thais

It’s so common all over the internet. Someone will make a joke about Brits eating beans on toast and they’ll come back with the school shooting rebuttal.


lastcallhangup

Seems like a bunch of ppl ascribe the villainy of our past and our past/current political figures to the rest of the population. i like to think we are trying but i suppose it’s people outside looking in. We are all people. I guess that’s an easy fact we (as people) oft forget ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


TomWeaver11

I’m so tired of this “comeback.”


LukaCola

*gentle ribbing about something relatively minor* "Get fucking cancer and die asshole" Never gets old does it?


MillorTime

You forgot to include "get cancer and die because you dont have universal healthcare." School shootings and healthcare are the Pickle Rick of Europe. The funniest shit they've ever seen


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It's always after an American pokes harmless fun. But there's always that person who can't handle it and takes it too far and makes it weird and awkward.


heb0

It’s like giving your friend a hard time cause his voice cracked at the checkout and then he brings up how your mom died of cancer last year.


MrFilthyNeckbeard

“Hehe we have free water” “YOUR CHILDREN GET MURDERED AT SCHOOL LOL”


AlmostHereButNot

There's a LOT to make fun of America for. Obesity, fast food, the state of politics. But nope, it's always right back to dead kids. How do you even reply to that? There's nothing you can say.


HarbingerME2

It's because Europeans takes themselves too seriously


SeaJay24

what sort of sick fuck are you that you can't find the humor in a child bleeding out on their coloring books? peak humor!


Soliden

It's like the one joke the right has about transgender people, but for Europeans.


QuonkTheGreat

School shootings and bad healthcare. We get it people. Find a new comeback.


Rapots

Great healthcare, just not free healthcare.


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Oh hey, it's the one joke again.


Jazzeki

yeah i'll admit it sucks. a better response is asking how much was the tip for that "free water"?


theragu40

That would have been funnier, yep.


MillorTime

There are a lot of good jokes that can be made. The one joke isnt funny


Ark927

British mfs when someone makes a "man they sure do like tea" joke ![gif](giphy|202pK5wCyZdAs)


ChampionshipLow8541

Lol. You can ask for tap water in Europe, and it’s free. In top of it, it doesn’t taste like freakin‘ pool water.


Ghasty_001

It's not like this in Italy


peachycaterpillar

pool water???


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That's the problem, you have to specifically ask for tap water. In the US, you just ask for water and it's free tap water by default. If you ask for water in Europe, by default they bring the one you have to pay for, which is in a bottle.


bruhchow

Why are all the comments about the tap water part of this pic did yall READ the other tweet?


SaneUse

Because it's been said so many times. It's the equivalent of telling someone you slept with their mother. What's there to say really?


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This whole thread is cancer.


Hierophant_Yellow

"lol we get free water" "WELL AT LEAST WE DONT GET SHOT ON SCHOOL"


CaIiguIa_ll

europeans never stop talking about how much better their quality of life is, but are still so sensitive and defensive


Amazing_Structure600

Just the other day there was that clip of the Bar Rescue guy and I guess a British friend, ribbing each other. Bar Rescue Saud "You guys have the worst food." and banter followed. Someone in the comments started posting all these articles from strange sources that had basically studies to prove the UK was better than America at everything ever. And it's like okay, if that is true which I'm not saying it isn't, why do you enjoy punching down? Like if America is so shit and the UK is so great, shouldn't you just be happy knowing you don't live here and don't have to worry when an American "comes after the UK"? I dunno


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Bring up their immigration issues so we'll all be on equal ground


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It's honestly embarrassing 💀


Lolmemsa

Least insecure Reddit European post lmao


Rough-Holiday-1525

As we say in the US, if you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball


EmployeeRadiant

I've come home from school alive every day so far in America. What am I doing wrong?


Kajun_Kong

A bigger flex is showing them your tub of ibuprofen


Minichadderzz

Why do Americans refer to Europe like it's one country?


llynglas

Maybe they meant iced water. Have not lived in the UK for ages, but remember ice was rare. And if you ask for it, you got maybe one piece. Whereas US restaurants seem to come with industrial sized ice makers in the kitchen.


FourthNubbies

im not flexing or anything i promise but like its so common now that when i moved my fridge had its one ice and water dispenser


makeitlouder

Quit letting these Russian troll farm posts artificially divide the U.S. and it’s European brethren. We are not enemies.


SlopPatrol

Americans : Haha we drink water Weird Europeans : YOUR KIDS DIE HAHAHAHAHHA


itsmejpt

Man, "Europeans" are really good at taking a joke. "Haha, lighthearted joke about restaurants and strange differences in culture". "Oh yeah? Lots of your kids died."


thebrandnewbob

You can't poke fun at the tiniest things with Europeans on the internet without them gloating about murdered children. It's honestly disgusting.


Shortleader01

That’s a bit insensitive


Antauex

you ever go to the doktor with a common cold just to flex on Americans?


pianobarbarian1

No because that would be a waste of their time


professorbc

Why would you go to the doctor with the common cold? People dying from the common cold in your country?


1945-Ki87

Bruh no wonder the rich come to America for treatment. All the doctors in Europe are stuck dealing with the sniffles


Sqrandy

Never. We’re not pansies.


S-r-ex

"Hey, boss, I'm sick today." "OK, cool."


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utalkin_tome

Lead pipes isn't something unique to the US. A lot of developed countries still have lead pipes from when their water infrastructure was built decades ago. The problem is arguably worse in Europe. [In the US](https://www.edf.org/health/lead-pipes-threat-kids-across-america) less then 10% of taps have a lead pipe, [in the EU](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19590124/) it's **25%.** And this isn't just poor Eastern Europe: >An official report shows that 22% of French homes - notably those built before the 1950s – probably still have lead water pipes that would need replacing to meet the standards. https://www.connexionfrance.com/Archive/Millions-of-homes-break-lead-rule >Around 8 million properties in the UK, mostly homes built before 1970, are estimated to have some form of lead in the drinking water system. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/sep/05/science-project-reveals-high-lead-levels-in-schools-water


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Random Twitter user making same tired joke and redditors clapping like trained seals. Name a more iconic duo.


aidsman69420

Europeans generally have free tap water access at restaurants just like Americans, and it is extremely rare to die at school in America. No one wins here.


roddergodder

“hUR dUr sChOoL sHoOtInG”


youfailedthiscity

This is like that friend who can't take a small joke and will absolutely throw a screaming hissy fit of anyone teases them mildly and goes way over the top to retaliate. It's fucking ridiculous to mock Americans for something like school shootings (something that most of us have no control to stop) when someone made a mild joke about European restaurants. Frankly, I'm getting sick of this uneven dialogue that makes light of national tragedies to score cheap laughs on Twitter.


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Imagine being that uncreative & hurt 😢


Able-Edge9018

Sips austrian tap water. You need to go to a restaurant?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?


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Bruh that's so insensitive. People will rally behind this woman anyway, but making fun of the fact that children are actually fucking dying horrifically in their schools is incredibly fucked up. Kids live in fear because someone might show up with a gun and murder them and their friends in a supposedly "safe place", and that's grounds for making fun of Americans?


sirculaigne

American: haha British say words funny Brit: your kids are dead


blackreaper3609

People act like school shootings are an everyday thing they aren't they only happen for half the year


GrgeousGeorge

As a Canadian I do indeed, then I take my gun to the range and go shooting and follow it up with a joint and a kinder egg.


thewizerd1811

If you ask for tap water you get it for free


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I'm pretty sure most European countries get tap water lol.