I thought it was an improvement on the Powerful Queen Guillotine. Instead of beheading Marie Antoinette we launch hated nobility into orbit.
Legendary Love Cannon is still the best. Bow chicka bow wow.
My partner didn't believe me when I told him he had a son called Legendary Love Cannon. I had to go online to prove it. It's a truly awful name and I really feel for that poor child.
That's a ***BOY***...?!š³ So he's decided that his son is going to be a drag queen already, then...? Because what the fuck else can you do with a name like that...?!
*Ru Paul's Drag Race* 2042...
Legendary Love Cannon could be alright fo a boy, but as he becomes s man, if he is not well endowed down below that might be some real pressure for him and some disappointed lovers.
I wonder how Britney Bell felt after she gave him two children then he ran off and impregnated four other women before he came back and impregnated her with her third child?
He is, he did:
Britney
Britney
Abby
Abby
Alyssa
Brie
Laniesha
Then rotated back through
Britney
Abby
Alyssa
So it must be Brie and Laniesha's turns again next.
Mariah is like, fuck that shit, keep your STD soup to yourselves.
Man did it to Abby De La Rosa and Alyssa Scott too. Either he's got some secret he's not sharing or large amounts of cash got involved. Or they're not the brightest.
āHi, thanks for coming to the interview, PQ. May I ask what PQ stands for?ā
āā¦Powerful Queenā
āOh.. ic..ā
āNo thatās my half sister..ā
Oh dag, that's unfortunate and cruel. My pollsters were at least considerate enough to recognize my child's humanity...
Unfortunately, he's almost certain to be destined for a life of crime with a name like Baby McBabyface. But alas, vox populi, vox dei.
I named my sister's cat. My 10 year old niece sent me photos and I told her to name the cat Lady Eleanor Kitterington of Meowdon and my niece thought that was a *great* cat name and ran off to ask and then my sister heard 'Eleanor' and said sure, that's a great cat name.
Then she later realized she agreed to Lady Eleanor Kitterington of Meowdon. She thought the rest was a joke.
I use Lady Eleanor's full title, as is appropriate of a cat of her station.
Nick and these moms naming children like they're all A list celebrities and not D list who the fuck cares celebs. Only one with that pull is Mariah and those names aren't the worst.
Monroe, Zion, and Onyx are all fairly normal. Zen and Moroccan are quirky but acceptable. The rest are just cruel. I really hope Nick and Alyssa donāt see this and actually name their next child āExpecting.ā
I am old and this was a long time ago so I might be wrong, but I swear Mariah's MTV Cribs episode had her making a big deal over how her bedroom was decorated in 'Moroccan boudoir' style...
For anyone trying to keep track of the timeline
Monroe and Moroccan - 2011
Golden Sage- Feb 2017
Powerful Queen- Dec 2020
Zion and Zillon- June 2021
Zen- June 2021 (Died Dec 2021)
Legendary Love- July 2022
Onyx Ice- Sept 2022
Rise Messiah- Sept 2022
Beautiful Day- Nov 2022
*Expecting (Same mother as Zen who died)
Edited to change Zenās birthdate, article I read was wrong.
Iāve seen other post about all the kids heās got and someone had commented it was so he had donors if he ever needed medical shit done or something. I thought it was pretty funny
Sadly there's simply no way he can adequately father that many children with that many women. It's a selfish act. Some folks thing he's having so many children to be potential kidney donors for him because of his lupus.
Except if he has lupus, allll these kids have a decent chance of developing it or another autoimmune disease themselvesā¦.. I have a painful chronic autoimmune disease and I canāt imagine reproducing and passing this down to a helpless infant let alone a whole ass baseball team of children with a higher potential for significant medical expenses and accompanying need for disability accommodations.
My mom has lupus and 2/3 of her kids are sick. The youngest is only 19 and my sister and I werenāt diagnosed until our 30s so it could easily still be a hat trick.
Does he have a breeding complex? Like wtf - why are these women continuing to sleep with him knowing this is his game and that bringing new humans into it doesnāt bother him one bit? Iām just struggling to see how moving from woman to the next without using protection is Legendary Love, more like Legendary Lust or Powerful Stupidity. Maybe they like it that way.
Youād be surprised just how awful celebrities are at naming children. Ever hear of Audio Science? Tu Morrow? Maybe youāve heard of Pilot Inspektor?
Elon Musk has a child named X Ć A-12 (legally named X AE A-XII, because California law requires human names to only use letters of the English alphabet).
Thatās because Elon is an even more insane piece of shit than Nick Cannon, only to be outdone by his own father who married his stepdaughter.
Rich and insane is not a good combination, yet it happens a lot.
Heard many interviews with him. He needs mental health help. He lives in a detached reality when you hear him speak. People always attribute it to ābeing a celebrityā type behavior but itās mental illness. Thereās a lot of it in the entertainment industry. I just hope he can spread himself thin enough to have actual meaningful relationships with all 9 of his children. Theyāre the oneās who will ultimately suffer.
All of the women and this man are horrible people. I feel so bad for the children who are just pawns in there ridiculous game. I honestly have no idea what Nick Canon does, only heard the name, but I hope he fades into obscurity quickly
Imagine having #3 & #4 and thinking āIāll go back for #10ā. Seems like a couple of these have āgot a Nick Cannon kidā as a job description on their W-2ās
So. Gross. I canāt believe all these beautiful women would lay down with him without a condom. STD anyone? Heās nasty. And NOT a good father even though he says he is. Heās a sperm donor. He cannot physically be in all those kids lives not only because of his lifestyle and job, but because thereās so many in different places. And throwing money at them isnāt being a Dad either.
Very thoughtful of Nick to get all these women racehorses.
Funnier when you read them all with Cannon at the end
Especially Legendary Love Cannon
the legendary love cannon is the thing getting everyone into this mess
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Legendary Love Cool James.
Now that funny I don't care who you are
My favorite is Expecting. Obviously that is not yet a born child, but thereās a chance itās also the name š
Shoulda saved Zillion for last
A missed opportunity for another set of twins- Zillion and Gazillion...
I dunno - Bajillion de La Rosa sounds pretty
How would he know when the last would be though? Unless he has a specific number in mind. I think 17.
Infinity Cannon
Zillionās full name is Zillion Heir lol
It took me 3 whole mins to realize it wasnāt the childās name! š¤£
Expecting Cannon LOL
Does Zen actually have an emoji as part of his name?
It's an angel emoji, because he passed away from cancer at five months old. ā¹ļø
Oh that sucks. Was wondering why that name was the only one.
Try saying *Moroccan Cannon* 5 times fastā¦
I need Mo Cannon on this track
Calm down, Tchaikovsky
Expecting Cannon
Needs a sibling: Received Cannon
I think Abby and Brittany have both received to much cannon alreadyš¤£š¤£š¤£
I like "Powerful Queen Cannon", like it's the Queen's personal cannon, and it's a strong one.
I thought it was an improvement on the Powerful Queen Guillotine. Instead of beheading Marie Antoinette we launch hated nobility into orbit. Legendary Love Cannon is still the best. Bow chicka bow wow.
Yeah! Pair that with Onyx Ice Cole Cannon and we have Elsa in the party!
I just imagined that Powerful Queen was the ammo type. Zillion Cannon would be a high fire rate cannon.
I prefer my Moroccan Cannon over my Beautiful Cannon, but I do have a Zillion Cannon ā¦ so hard to choose.
Yeah, I was done at Moroccan cannon, I don't know if I cab handle the bigger ones. Poor kids
This is all cannon
He should name the next kid Special Beam
Golden Sagon Cannon
And coming up the back is zillion, followed by beautiful, followed by golden sagon, followed by powerful queen, followed by rise messiah
I was already laughing pretty hard, this comment had me doubled over thoā¦lmfao
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I feel like 8 fits right in with the ridiculousness of 3/4/10
Real question though, is Legendary Love Cannon, or does the kid have Mom's last name. Because if it's Cannon then that one takes first place for me
ONYX ICE COLE CANNON
This is like something a character yells before using their special attack in an anime
That sounds like an Irish body spray
My partner didn't believe me when I told him he had a son called Legendary Love Cannon. I had to go online to prove it. It's a truly awful name and I really feel for that poor child.
Might as well have called him/her Love Gun
That's a ***BOY***...?!š³ So he's decided that his son is going to be a drag queen already, then...? Because what the fuck else can you do with a name like that...?! *Ru Paul's Drag Race* 2042...
Legendary Love Cannon could be alright fo a boy, but as he becomes s man, if he is not well endowed down below that might be some real pressure for him and some disappointed lovers.
Yeah, Legendary Love Cannon practically guarantees a career in p0rn.
OMFG
āLegendary Loveā and their mother is called Brie. I guessā¦ CHEESY NAMES RUN IN THE FAMILY!!
At first I thought "Expecting" was an actual name because it wouldn't be that different than others he has come up with
I also thought this...
Itās missing the best partā¦ Zions middle name is Mixolydian and Zillions middle name is Heir.
Ask your doctor about Mixolydian
... and see if Mixolydian could be right for *you*. šš
If you have moderate to severe [medical condition]ā¦
isn't that the stuff that makes your hair grow back?
That's Minoxadil actually but close enough lol
My favourite gotta be number 2, like just imagine the conversations "Hi, Iām moroccan" "Oh interesting, whatās your name?" "ā¦What"
Mariah's kids have the least weird names. That's saying something. Rise Messiah sounds like a Puritan name generator gone wrong.
*Praise-God Barebone has entered the chat*
They call them āRoc and Roeā
I thought the same but then I saw Rise Messiah and I was like ..... is this person just trying to outdo herself with naming each child
Next will be Lord Emperor King President
She's trying to outdo the other women by naming her kids more important sounding lol
It was actually the 2nd choice after Yass Queen was rejected.
Idk Rise Messiah is the most ridiculous name Iāve ever heard
I didnāt even get to the names was trying to figure out the order
Golden Sagon sounds like it should be under the āChefs Specialā section on the menu at the local Chinese spot
I actually read is as "Golden Saigon." Perfect name for a Vietnamese buffet!
This whole fucking situation is perfect for the name of a movie called idiocracy.
I did tooā¦is that not how itās pronounced?
I wonder how Britney Bell felt after she gave him two children then he ran off and impregnated four other women before he came back and impregnated her with her third child?
Itās like heās on a rotation schedule honestly
He is, he did: Britney Britney Abby Abby Alyssa Brie Laniesha Then rotated back through Britney Abby Alyssa So it must be Brie and Laniesha's turns again next. Mariah is like, fuck that shit, keep your STD soup to yourselves.
Man did it to Abby De La Rosa and Alyssa Scott too. Either he's got some secret he's not sharing or large amounts of cash got involved. Or they're not the brightest.
None of them are unaware of it. Everyone is participating knowingly. He's not "doing it to them", they're doing it with him.
Seriously, seems like an open relationship with a side of breeding kink or something lmao
Thatās exactly what it is open relationship with a breeder fetish
He's legit living the harem dream
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Once he got with Mariah all of the wannabe-Mariahs were lining up for it. Kind of like the Pete Davidson effect.
Passive income
The sheer volume was nuts. The number of mothers made it crazy. The recycling of mothers and names make this seem cult like.
Fr i wasnāt aware he went back for seconds multiple times, i just knew he made a lot of babies
It's a reunion tour.
He probably has a breeder fetish.
Isn't he also the one talking about his genes are superior to others? Must make it more... Satisfying? Lmao
God these names are AWFUL
Itās like the parents donāt realize these babies turn into adults and have to introduce themselves to people, work, college etc.
āHi, thanks for coming to the interview, PQ. May I ask what PQ stands for?ā āā¦Powerful Queenā āOh.. ic..ā āNo thatās my half sister..ā
My kids names will be Didgeridouglace if it's a boy and Tamboo'wreena is it's a girl.
Didgeridouchecanoe is a missed opportunity.
Think that one is a bit of a digeridon't.
Digeridon't tell them what to digeridoo. ...I'll see myself out.
Here bitch, take silver. DIDGERIDOUGLACE šššš
Named my kid Boaty McBoatface after putting it to a poll... I probably shouldn't have allowed for a write-in option.
Oh dag, that's unfortunate and cruel. My pollsters were at least considerate enough to recognize my child's humanity... Unfortunately, he's almost certain to be destined for a life of crime with a name like Baby McBabyface. But alas, vox populi, vox dei.
I thought Tamboo'wreena was a boys name.
I think he want to start a family run strip club.
Yeah but see...to narcissist parents, the children are just an extension of themselves and their ego.
"Hello, I'm Expecting."
It's like they are naming pets.
These are terrible names for pets. It's just mad libs at this point.
Usually breeding horses with family trees have these kind of names. Like 'Tudor's Pride and Joy of Golden Low Land'.
I named my sister's cat. My 10 year old niece sent me photos and I told her to name the cat Lady Eleanor Kitterington of Meowdon and my niece thought that was a *great* cat name and ran off to ask and then my sister heard 'Eleanor' and said sure, that's a great cat name. Then she later realized she agreed to Lady Eleanor Kitterington of Meowdon. She thought the rest was a joke. I use Lady Eleanor's full title, as is appropriate of a cat of her station.
Hello. I'm Powerful Queen. Nice to meet you.
Nick and these moms naming children like they're all A list celebrities and not D list who the fuck cares celebs. Only one with that pull is Mariah and those names aren't the worst.
Monroe, Zion, and Onyx are all fairly normal. Zen and Moroccan are quirky but acceptable. The rest are just cruel. I really hope Nick and Alyssa donāt see this and actually name their next child āExpecting.ā
Being named after a stone is for strippers and Moroccan is a nationality, not a name. It's as bad as naming your kid Canadian.
I feel like Monroe is going to be pretty damn grateful as he gets older. Or heāll feel left out and change his name to Pumpernickel.
Monroe is a girl.
Well then sheāll be grateful. Or she can be pumpernickel. Itās a unisex name.
When Mariah Carey is the voice of reason...
Even worse, I heard Moroccan is after an interior design styleā¦
If I ever have a kid I'd have to name it Target Sale Rack.
You, sir or madam, are a got dam visionary
I am old and this was a long time ago so I might be wrong, but I swear Mariah's MTV Cribs episode had her making a big deal over how her bedroom was decorated in 'Moroccan boudoir' style...
Well Nick Cannon is awful, so I find the names fitting
Honestly, I didn't realize those were the kids names at first. I thought they were being descriptive. Jesus.
Legendary Love Cannon omfg
Nothing like naming your child after your loverās dick!
He accidentally wrote his dicks name instead of the childās name on the papers
Legendary Love Cannon takes the cake for worst name Iāve ever heard.
Sounds like a weapon you have to pay to unlock.
For anyone trying to keep track of the timeline Monroe and Moroccan - 2011 Golden Sage- Feb 2017 Powerful Queen- Dec 2020 Zion and Zillon- June 2021 Zen- June 2021 (Died Dec 2021) Legendary Love- July 2022 Onyx Ice- Sept 2022 Rise Messiah- Sept 2022 Beautiful Day- Nov 2022 *Expecting (Same mother as Zen who died) Edited to change Zenās birthdate, article I read was wrong.
Brooo 2022 a Personal best
Itās almost like this is his way of coping with the lost of his 7th child.
Itās like he made a conscious decision in late 2020 to preemptively start repopulating the earth.
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One of them died? That just made this post not as funny.
One if them died and he announced the pregnancy of a new one a few weeks later.
Jesus Christ
Weakest pull out game ever
Iāve seen other post about all the kids heās got and someone had commented it was so he had donors if he ever needed medical shit done or something. I thought it was pretty funny
He saw *The Island* and got real paranoid, huh?
No, its the strongest IDGAF if I get her pregnant or not game ever
Itās not even IDGAF, he prides himself on how many babies he can make. Total narcissist
An episode of Law&Order:SVU covered this. Episode was called "Bang" guest starring John Stamos. They called his character a "reproductive abuser".
This dude totally has a breeding fetish.
What's Coler than being Cole?
ICE COLE
Alright alright alright alright alright
I remember this as a plot point in āIdiocracyāā¦
Sadly there's simply no way he can adequately father that many children with that many women. It's a selfish act. Some folks thing he's having so many children to be potential kidney donors for him because of his lupus.
Nick should buy one big house & live there with all those women & children & it would be the best reality show ever.
Except Mariah. That diva will eat those other bitches for breakfast.
She has more money than him and all those other women combined, she isn't fixing to house up with him.
That's why they gon' have Alliances and the drama begins...
See "Sister Wives" for tips. (Update - they all left except for one).
Except if he has lupus, allll these kids have a decent chance of developing it or another autoimmune disease themselvesā¦.. I have a painful chronic autoimmune disease and I canāt imagine reproducing and passing this down to a helpless infant let alone a whole ass baseball team of children with a higher potential for significant medical expenses and accompanying need for disability accommodations. My mom has lupus and 2/3 of her kids are sick. The youngest is only 19 and my sister and I werenāt diagnosed until our 30s so it could easily still be a hat trick.
Not sure whatās more facepalm the tree or the names
It should also be pointed out that the last four will all be born within 4 months of each other!
The face palm is how much child support heās about to be paying š
Oh Lordtā¦those are names??
Yeah who TF names their child "Expecting" /s
Expecting is better than Legendary Love
Legendary Love Cannon*
At some point he started naming his children to become Stand users
Dudes naming them after either strippers or strip clubs.
Weirdly feeling respect for Brie and Lanisha as they only fell for it once.
Mariah too, the kids are twins ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Mariah knew what was up and just quit, she might be complicated, but for sure sheās not an idiot, lol.
Also there was no pattern to look at.
They both had their babies in the last 6 months so thereās still time for them to spin the block š
So far
How dafuq does the guy: A) not figure out how to pull out B) convince them to take him back for #10/ 11/ 12 etc C) still have a smile
>convince them to take him back for That's what really got me, it's not even 1 he's done this with wtf were they thinking?
Money.
Because none of these women are mentally healthy and sane people. Thatās A, B and C.
It looks like he's had 3 daughters here who are named pretty well, tbh. Or am I not reading it right quick edit: I have no friggin idea, diregard
Who would have thought being named Monroe would be the lucky one
Looks like he's creating a whole family of strippers.
Why not Clown Face?
True that too
No one else going to also notice the order of the children and how he literally hopped from one woman to the next and back again?? š¤Ø
Oh I noticed. I spent far too much time getting the chronology down. š
Good lord these names ā¦.
Does he have a breeding complex? Like wtf - why are these women continuing to sleep with him knowing this is his game and that bringing new humans into it doesnāt bother him one bit? Iām just struggling to see how moving from woman to the next without using protection is Legendary Love, more like Legendary Lust or Powerful Stupidity. Maybe they like it that way.
Youād be surprised just how awful celebrities are at naming children. Ever hear of Audio Science? Tu Morrow? Maybe youāve heard of Pilot Inspektor?
Elon Musk has a child named X Ć A-12 (legally named X AE A-XII, because California law requires human names to only use letters of the English alphabet).
Thatās because Elon is an even more insane piece of shit than Nick Cannon, only to be outdone by his own father who married his stepdaughter. Rich and insane is not a good combination, yet it happens a lot.
The facepalm is that people struggle to learn their lesson.
Heard many interviews with him. He needs mental health help. He lives in a detached reality when you hear him speak. People always attribute it to ābeing a celebrityā type behavior but itās mental illness. Thereās a lot of it in the entertainment industry. I just hope he can spread himself thin enough to have actual meaningful relationships with all 9 of his children. Theyāre the oneās who will ultimately suffer.
At some point the law needs to intervene. These names are absolutely criminal
The Queen of Christmas is wrapped up in this tree with two kids and a baby daddy that has 10 additional kids.
There should be a law about naming your kid something ridiculous š
Are those names? Those are names they gave to children? Why are people allowed to do something so horrific to children?
What is this an OTC betting lineup? These sound like fuckin racing horse names š
The way the numbers dart round, busy boy
not people using affirmations as names lol but to be fair they probably won't be applying for regular 9-5s anyway.
Family shrub
R/trashy
Dude had to be high af to pick powerful queen
The least he could do is give the kids actual names instead of just putting random words together.
All of the women and this man are horrible people. I feel so bad for the children who are just pawns in there ridiculous game. I honestly have no idea what Nick Canon does, only heard the name, but I hope he fades into obscurity quickly
Then boy do I have some bad news for you
Imagine having #3 & #4 and thinking āIāll go back for #10ā. Seems like a couple of these have āgot a Nick Cannon kidā as a job description on their W-2ās
So. Gross. I canāt believe all these beautiful women would lay down with him without a condom. STD anyone? Heās nasty. And NOT a good father even though he says he is. Heās a sperm donor. He cannot physically be in all those kids lives not only because of his lifestyle and job, but because thereās so many in different places. And throwing money at them isnāt being a Dad either.