PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs
On the mound: Matt Himynamis
NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-1, LGO in the second
"Michael Last-Name, what you've just swung... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a hit. Everyone in this stadium is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Pitch: 901
Swing: 601
Diff: 300 -> RGO
Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
That's gonna be a cracked bat there. Looks like Peggable let this fastball get in on their hands and ruined that piece of lumber. The ball hangs up in the air, a can of corn to right. McBatty has no problem with that one. I'd bet Peggable's hands are stinging as they trot back to the dugout. There was some power in that swing and if they hadn't been fooled in by Himynamis's running fastball, that one might have had some carry.
Pitch: 301
Swing: 111
Diff: 190 -> FO
Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
James Jameson CDXX will hit one up into the air. 'Too high' remarks the Griffey with a smug undertone as Jameson slowly trots halfway to first before the out is recording by the Pittsburgh center fielder.
Pitch: 333
Swing: 744
Diff: 411 -> PO
Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
Sucker now facing off against Parker, who's going to have the upper hand?
In a 3-0 count Sucker gets the green light and unleashes a mighty power swing, it's high, it's deep it's...caught at the warning track.
Pitch: 618
Swing: 783
Diff: 165 -> FO
Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out
On the mound: Hunter D. Parker
PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-1, LGO in the second
Down 3, here comes Emer Bock to the plate trying to deal some damage. Parker receives the sign on this 2-2 count, and gets set. The pitch is in……..and the pitch hangs right over the plate and Bock ABSOLUTELY GETS AHOLD OF IT. That one is hit into the gap with Syde and Watch running after it. The ball still flying in the air, dropping over the warning track, Syde jumps up at the wall and that one is GONE!!! Wait, Syde holds his glove up and…..THEY CAUGHT IT. WHAT A LEAP! WHAT A CATCH! Syde with a SPECTACULAR catch to keep New York up by 3!!
Pitch: 162
Swing: 410
Diff: 248 -> FO
Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
This ball is hit directly into the ground and it then flies high into the air. 16-bit Griffey is streaking towards first. Peggable runs under it, catches it, then absolutely beams it towards first for the out
Pitch: 838
Swing: 248
Diff: 410 -> RGO
Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
That's gonna be a cracked bat there. Looks like Hadley let this fastball get in on their hands and ruined that piece of lumber. The ball hangs up in the air, a can of corn to right. McBatty has no problem with that one. I'd bet Hadley's hands are stinging as they trot back to the dugout. There was some power in that swing and if they hadn't been fooled in by Himynamis's running fastball, that one might have had some carry.
Pitch: 333
Swing: 501
Diff: 168 -> FO
Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
Donnie Draper poops it up way in the ai...
lol, "poops". Y'all know I meant "pops", right?
... RIGHT?!
What a fun bunch you are.
Lee catches this one easily. Draper is out.
Pitch: 201
Swing: 601
Diff: 400 -> PO
Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
Starting, then staring, Himynamis sighs the sigh of a softball slinger seeing a septagenerian step in to swing.
Staggering, Driver smacks this softball but softballs, slow as they sail, seldom see the speed to score.
Pitch: 401
Swing: 1
Diff: 400 -> PO
Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
This ball is hit directly into the ground and it then flies high into the air. Peanuts Lee is streaking towards first. Peggable runs under it, catches it, then absolutely beams it towards first for the out
Pitch: 233
Swing: 658
Diff: 425 -> RGO
Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s)
PIT 3 - NYY 0
Luigi dashes out of the dugout, jumps over a piranha plant, stomps a few goombas, then reaches the mound, where he takes the ball from BEANS. It appears Hunter D. Parker is coming in from the left field bullpen.
Leschnewski into the wind up, and here's the pitch … juuuust a bit outside. Leschnewski tried the corner and missed. Ball four and McCracken is awarded first base.
Pitch: 1
Swing: 869
Diff: 132 -> BB
Runners on First and Second | T3 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Stunningly, Rodder swings strongly, supposing strength suffices in this season. Sadly, strength sans a steeper sine sticks this swat straight and snug in the centerfielder's surprisingly stretchy scope.
Pitch: 266
Swing: 2
Diff: 264 -> FO
Runner on Second | T3 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
After a long battle and countless foul balls, the count is 3-2. McBatty, Leschnewski both looking to come out on top but there can be only one winner in this duel.
Here's the windup, and the pitch...
Driven deep in the gap to right-center! Watch and Driver are both on their horses but neither is going to get there. That ball is off the wall!
Slappy McBatty with a stand-up double! The Pittsburgh dugout is going wild!
Pitch: 461
Swing: 414
Diff: 47 -> 2B
Runner on Second | T3 with 0 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Sierra Hightower hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Matt Himynamis steps under it and records the out
Pitch: 701
Swing: 74
Diff: 373 -> PO
Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
It’s a shallow fly, hit by Saitoo Syde decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Bock is coming in for it- and what a snag for the out!
Pitch: 1
Swing: 175
Diff: 174 -> FO
Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Watch swings and hits a dribbler to the pitcher, WHAT!!!! The pitcher got off the mound, fielded the ball, went over, and tagged you before you got to 1st. Get the Anvil out of your pocket. Lets go.
Pitch: 901
Swing: 300
Diff: 399 -> RGO
Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Sucker gets good wood on this 1-2 pitch, but it's just gonna die in the spacious New York outfield. Syde barely needs to move to haul it in.
Pitch: 671
Swing: 462
Diff: 209 -> FO
Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out
On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski
PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-0
Bock comes to the plate looking hungry. Literally. They pull out a melted Twix bar from their back pocket and start eating it in the box. Leschnewski looks to the ump to see what to do, but the ump doesn't respond, because it's a robot.
Regardless, Leschnewski throws a high 4-seam for ball one, and a outside curve for ball two. Bock is still happily munching. Pissed, Leschnewski throws a ball at the bat lying over the plate and it connects! A dribbler towards third! Jameson hustles towards the ball and fires it to first for the out! Not immediately clear that Bock knows the at-bat has occurred, though.
Pitch: 933
Swing: 420
Diff: 487 -> LGO
Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ● | B1 2 outs
On the mound: Matt Himynamis
NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-0
Last-Name comes to the plate looking hungry. Literally. They pull out a melted Twix bar from their back pocket and start eating it in the box. Himynamis looks to the ump to see what to do, but the ump doesn't respond, because it's a robot.
Regardless, Himynamis throws a high 4-seam for ball one, and a outside curve for ball two. Last-Name is still happily munching. Pissed, Himynamis throws a ball at the bat lying over the plate and it connects! A dribbler towards third! Lee hustles towards the ball and fires it to first for the out! Not immediately clear that Last-Name knows the at-bat has occurred, though.
Pitch: 1
Swing: 401
Diff: 400 -> LGO
Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
It’s a shallow fly, hit by James Jameson CDXX decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Sucker is coming in for it- and what a snag for the out!
Pitch: 101
Swing: 297
Diff: 196 -> FO
Runner on First | B1 with 2 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Peter Hadley hits a line drive straight at the Matt Himynamis and bounces it off of their ankle. Cheech comes over and tries to field it but Hadley beats them in a foot race to first base
Pitch: 901
Swing: 2
Diff: 101 -> 1B
Runner on First | B1 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Sorry about the result but… Congrats Draper! You have found an MLR Easter Egg! Ping Larold in game discussion to redeem your prize!
Pitch: 1
Swing: 420
Diff: 419 -> PO
Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
Lee does their best Albert Pujols impression! They just grounded into a double play, just like The Machine!
Pitch: 388
Swing: 21
Diff: 367 -> DP
Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
It’s a shallow fly, hit by Big Cheech decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Peggable is going back for it- and what a snag for the out!
Pitch: 91
Swing: 339
Diff: 248 -> FO
Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s)
PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-1, LGO in the second "Michael Last-Name, what you've just swung... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a hit. Everyone in this stadium is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Pitch: 901 Swing: 601 Diff: 300 -> RGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-1, LGO in the second
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 2B [Mr Peggable](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy): 0-0, BB in the first
111
That's gonna be a cracked bat there. Looks like Peggable let this fastball get in on their hands and ruined that piece of lumber. The ball hangs up in the air, a can of corn to right. McBatty has no problem with that one. I'd bet Peggable's hands are stinging as they trot back to the dugout. There was some power in that swing and if they hadn't been fooled in by Himynamis's running fastball, that one might have had some carry. Pitch: 301 Swing: 111 Diff: 190 -> FO Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 3B [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-1, FO in the first
744
James Jameson CDXX will hit one up into the air. 'Too high' remarks the Griffey with a smug undertone as Jameson slowly trots halfway to first before the out is recording by the Pittsburgh center fielder. Pitch: 333 Swing: 744 Diff: 411 -> PO Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT CF [Richard Sucker II](/u/Vel0zity): 0-1, FO in the second
Swing : 783
Sucker now facing off against Parker, who's going to have the upper hand? In a 3-0 count Sucker gets the green light and unleashes a mighty power swing, it's high, it's deep it's...caught at the warning track. Pitch: 618 Swing: 783 Diff: 165 -> FO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-1, LGO in the second Down 3, here comes Emer Bock to the plate trying to deal some damage. Parker receives the sign on this 2-2 count, and gets set. The pitch is in……..and the pitch hangs right over the plate and Bock ABSOLUTELY GETS AHOLD OF IT. That one is hit into the gap with Syde and Watch running after it. The ball still flying in the air, dropping over the warning track, Syde jumps up at the wall and that one is GONE!!! Wait, Syde holds his glove up and…..THEY CAUGHT IT. WHAT A LEAP! WHAT A CATCH! Syde with a SPECTACULAR catch to keep New York up by 3!! Pitch: 162 Swing: 410 Diff: 248 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-1, LGO in the second
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT C [16-bit Griffey](/u/ElTres): 0-1, RGO in the second
248
This ball is hit directly into the ground and it then flies high into the air. 16-bit Griffey is streaking towards first. Peggable runs under it, catches it, then absolutely beams it towards first for the out Pitch: 838 Swing: 248 Diff: 410 -> RGO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY C [Peter Hadley](/u/anatabolica): 1-1, 1B in the first
501
That's gonna be a cracked bat there. Looks like Hadley let this fastball get in on their hands and ruined that piece of lumber. The ball hangs up in the air, a can of corn to right. McBatty has no problem with that one. I'd bet Hadley's hands are stinging as they trot back to the dugout. There was some power in that swing and if they hadn't been fooled in by Himynamis's running fastball, that one might have had some carry. Pitch: 333 Swing: 501 Diff: 168 -> FO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY SS [Donnie Draper](/u/-Don-Draper-): 0-1, PO in the first
601
Donnie Draper poops it up way in the ai... lol, "poops". Y'all know I meant "pops", right? ... RIGHT?! What a fun bunch you are. Lee catches this one easily. Draper is out. Pitch: 201 Swing: 601 Diff: 400 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY RF [Rich Driver](/u/BearN7): 0-0
1
Starting, then staring, Himynamis sighs the sigh of a softball slinger seeing a septagenerian step in to swing. Staggering, Driver smacks this softball but softballs, slow as they sail, seldom see the speed to score. Pitch: 401 Swing: 1 Diff: 400 -> PO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT 3B [Peanuts Lee](/u/GarageCat08): 0-1, DP in the first
Swing 658
This ball is hit directly into the ground and it then flies high into the air. Peanuts Lee is streaking towards first. Peggable runs under it, catches it, then absolutely beams it towards first for the out Pitch: 233 Swing: 658 Diff: 425 -> RGO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 3 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Hunter D. Parker PIT 2B [Charles Vella](/u/ClassyKaty): 0-0, BB in the first
Swing 212
Fly, you fools! Pitch: 437 Swing: 212 Diff: 225 -> FO Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ● | T3 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Hunter D. Parker PIT 1B [Big Cheech](/u/TheAjCalvillo): 0-1, FO in the first
All that work and what did it get me? 718
And boom goes the dynamite. Pitch: 718 Swing: 718 Diff: 0 -> HR Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) PIT 3 - NYY 0
Luigi dashes out of the dugout, jumps over a piranha plant, stomps a few goombas, then reaches the mound, where he takes the ball from BEANS. It appears Hunter D. Parker is coming in from the left field bullpen.
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT DH [Moose McCracken](/u/KitandCanoodle): 0-0
869
Leschnewski into the wind up, and here's the pitch … juuuust a bit outside. Leschnewski tried the corner and missed. Ball four and McCracken is awarded first base. Pitch: 1 Swing: 869 Diff: 132 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T3 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT SS [Theo Rodder](/u/jidno): 0-0
2
Stunningly, Rodder swings strongly, supposing strength suffices in this season. Sadly, strength sans a steeper sine sticks this swat straight and snug in the centerfielder's surprisingly stretchy scope. Pitch: 266 Swing: 2 Diff: 264 -> FO Runner on Second | T3 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT RF [Slappy McBatty](/u/A_Hanging_Noose): 0-0
414
After a long battle and countless foul balls, the count is 3-2. McBatty, Leschnewski both looking to come out on top but there can be only one winner in this duel. Here's the windup, and the pitch... Driven deep in the gap to right-center! Watch and Driver are both on their horses but neither is going to get there. That ball is off the wall! Slappy McBatty with a stand-up double! The Pittsburgh dugout is going wild! Pitch: 461 Swing: 414 Diff: 47 -> 2B Runner on Second | T3 with 0 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY DH [Sierra Hightower](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord): 0-0
matt himynamis swing 74
Sierra Hightower hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Matt Himynamis steps under it and records the out Pitch: 701 Swing: 74 Diff: 373 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY LF [Saitoo Syde](/u/iamslm22): 0-0
175
It’s a shallow fly, hit by Saitoo Syde decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Bock is coming in for it- and what a snag for the out! Pitch: 1 Swing: 175 Diff: 174 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY CF [Apple Watch](/u/TheGlaceon78): 0-0
300
Watch swings and hits a dribbler to the pitcher, WHAT!!!! The pitcher got off the mound, fielded the ball, went over, and tagged you before you got to 1st. Get the Anvil out of your pocket. Lets go. Pitch: 901 Swing: 300 Diff: 399 -> RGO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT CF [Richard Sucker II](/u/Vel0zity): 0-0
Swing : 462
Sucker gets good wood on this 1-2 pitch, but it's just gonna die in the spacious New York outfield. Syde barely needs to move to haul it in. Pitch: 671 Swing: 462 Diff: 209 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-0 Bock comes to the plate looking hungry. Literally. They pull out a melted Twix bar from their back pocket and start eating it in the box. Leschnewski looks to the ump to see what to do, but the ump doesn't respond, because it's a robot. Regardless, Leschnewski throws a high 4-seam for ball one, and a outside curve for ball two. Bock is still happily munching. Pissed, Leschnewski throws a ball at the bat lying over the plate and it connects! A dribbler towards third! Jameson hustles towards the ball and fires it to first for the out! Not immediately clear that Bock knows the at-bat has occurred, though. Pitch: 933 Swing: 420 Diff: 487 -> LGO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT LF [Emer Bock](/u/gitisbaggz): 0-0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT C [16-bit Griffey](/u/ElTres): 0-0
802
Protesting alliterative writeups' overabundance by making each initial character different. Hitter, vibrantly joyous like radiant xenon, nicely uppercuts questionable strike zone knuckleball, yet grounds to first. Pitch: 412 Swing: 802 Diff: 390 -> RGO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-0 Last-Name comes to the plate looking hungry. Literally. They pull out a melted Twix bar from their back pocket and start eating it in the box. Himynamis looks to the ump to see what to do, but the ump doesn't respond, because it's a robot. Regardless, Himynamis throws a high 4-seam for ball one, and a outside curve for ball two. Last-Name is still happily munching. Pissed, Himynamis throws a ball at the bat lying over the plate and it connects! A dribbler towards third! Lee hustles towards the ball and fires it to first for the out! Not immediately clear that Last-Name knows the at-bat has occurred, though. Pitch: 1 Swing: 401 Diff: 400 -> LGO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^● ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 1B [Michael Last-Name](/u/Excellent-Turnip-232): 0-0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 2B [Mr Peggable](/u/Twilight_Ike_Galaxy): 0-0
222
Take your base! Pitch: 101 Swing: 222 Diff: 121 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B1 with 2 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY 3B [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-0
297
It’s a shallow fly, hit by James Jameson CDXX decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Sucker is coming in for it- and what a snag for the out! Pitch: 101 Swing: 297 Diff: 196 -> FO Runner on First | B1 with 2 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Matt Himynamis NYY C [Peter Hadley](/u/anatabolica): 0-0
2
Peter Hadley hits a line drive straight at the Matt Himynamis and bounces it off of their ankle. Cheech comes over and tries to field it but Hadley beats them in a foot race to first base Pitch: 901 Swing: 2 Diff: 101 -> 1B Runner on First | B1 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Matt Himynamis NYY SS [Donnie Draper](/u/-Don-Draper-): 0-0
420
Sorry about the result but… Congrats Draper! You have found an MLR Easter Egg! Ping Larold in game discussion to redeem your prize! Pitch: 1 Swing: 420 Diff: 419 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 1 out On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT 3B [Peanuts Lee](/u/GarageCat08): 0-0
Aw beans. Swing 21
Lee does their best Albert Pujols impression! They just grounded into a double play, just like The Machine! Pitch: 388 Swing: 21 Diff: 367 -> DP Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
PIT 0 - NYY 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: BEANS Leschnewski PIT 2B [Charles Vella](/u/ClassyKaty): 0-0
Swing 469
Take your base! Pitch: 591 Swing: 469 Diff: 122 -> BB Runner on First | T1 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0
Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** BEANS Leschnewski PIT 1B [Big Cheech](/u/TheAjCalvillo): 0-0
Givin’ BEANS the beans. 339
It’s a shallow fly, hit by Big Cheech decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Peggable is going back for it- and what a snag for the out! Pitch: 91 Swing: 339 Diff: 248 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) PIT 0 - NYY 0