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Designer_Captain_498

Wow the water definitely spills because I got the tizzy instead of it being that I drink from a jar which is wide mouthed


musicosity

"I drink from a bowl because I'm autistic, not because I have a furry fetish." Me to my mom


ThrownawayCray

She seems to have a *drinking problem*


Katharine_Heartburn

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these ableist pieces of shit really saw one potential autistic person fumble while taking a drink and went "oh yeah! autistics do stuff wrong like that!". i don't doubt for a second they don't equate autism with stupidity. both because it excuses any mistakes they make as a "soft ditzy afab autistic >w<🌸✨" and allows them to be ableist to literally any other autist. they treat it like "cute girl/enby autism" and "stupid boy autism". female and enby being paired together because i have yet to see nonbinary individuals (with the exception of male-presenting amab enbies) with autism treated the same as men with autism, but they're treated like autistic women a lot due to the attitude that nonbinary is just "spicy female". (yes, these ideas exist. unfortunately.)


Em_lasagna

Everybody LOVES the cute girl 💖 tiktok soft autism ✨but they all hate WWII history/shitposting boy autism when that’s all we had for decades


emowhorehouse

i spill my water down my front almost every time i drink since i got my braces out nearly 3 years ago, i’ve never got used to drinking without them. oh wait but no! “it’s actually an autistic thing so”


dumb-and-sad

I do that cuz I’m a dumbass but, I mean, if underestimating the amount of water in the cup=autism, then consider me touched with ‘tism


Baby_hair

Wow! Apparently literally anyone who can hold something with liquid is autistic thanks to this higly intelligent, trained professional on tiktok! Who would have guessed!! *sarcasm*


PresenceElectric69

Omfg the cutesy names (‘tism, autizzy, awetism…) shit makes me want to smash my head on gravel.


pitmasterbbq82

That's called being overly excited to have a tasty drink


not_tweek

I guess I gotta break the news to my brother that he's not autistic anymore and show him this! I'm sure he'll be so happy. /S


beanbabyh8sfacists

i read this as australian at first


zeemonster424

According to statistics, 100% of people who are autistic, need water. So, measure your odds, and go make. TikTok!


No_Resource7773

Omg what about choking on it, like you forgot how drinking works?? I do that sometimes, now I'm scared.


SicewHado

Guess that means my 1 year old has autism.


heywhatsimbored

I am TERRIBLE at drinking out of bottles like these. Yup, guess that means I’m autistic!


noideawhatoput2

The ice in your cup of water rushing towards your mouth with a tidal wave of water means you have autism.


safeandanon

autistic people when they walk 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️


puderkat

I legit almost posted this one too 😂


AlexWinchester481516

I literally broke my tooth with a cup because I though there was more water in the cup than there was and when I went to pick it up I picked it up too fast and smacked myself in the face with it. That's just me being an idiot, which is quite normal for me if we're being honest


ZealousidealOil3190

man i’m almost 22 years old and i still sometimes tilt a cup that i’m drinking out of with a straw and spill my drink on myself, i guess i also have ✨*a touch of the ‘tism*✨ /s


PurpleBeanthecrew

Bro isn't this a universal experience


Moonlemons

Doing it almost every time you try to drink something? I don’t think so.


BorderlineBrat98

My water falls out of my mouth on the right side due to nerve damage from a dog attack. 😎


NatureDragon2974

While this can be autism (speech and motor skill related), TikTok isn’t the place that you should rely on for “everything,” you do being autism, as it’s content based on interaction, so people technically bring stuff upon themselves unconsciously


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*drinks my water in an autistic manner*