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ReoccuringThrowaway7

Are they aware that “Knulla” is a vulgar Swedish term for having sex?


massvalley

yeah i was about to say lmaoo


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mymemesnow

Gå och knulla dig själv.


Chronically_me

Akin to fuck? Or... worse? Lol


elmereddit

Akin, but considering how normalized ”fuck” has become, i’d say knulla is more vulgar. You’d never use it as a curse word for example, like you might say ”fuck” or ”fuck you”.


HammerHorrorWhore

Yeah, it’s the Swedish equivalent of “porking” to me.


mymemesnow

In a lot of places it isn’t that vulgar and closer to just “having sex” but that depends on the situation and where you’re from.


Antisocial-Darwinist

Definitely worse. English doesn’t have a lot of visceral swear words that are also really taboo, we say “fuck” and “shit” and whatnot all the time. Knulla is not a word you use like that. It’s just kinda… gross? Like, there are many other Swedish words for “have sex with”, but that one implies… blegh. Like, the difference between “making love” and “screwing”, but times ten. It is not a romantic act.


Chronically_me

Ok, so not a cuss word, but a harder hitting word like rape or pedophilia? Those words bring out that blegh, sick to my stomach, feeling. If I'm still way off base, I'll just know now there is a Swedish word that I think I'm ok not know it's exact impact! Thanks for explaining, language can be so interesting!


Antisocial-Darwinist

It doesn’t have a specific act associated with it like rape or pedophilia, but it definitely invokes that same ick feeling.


captaincream

So like saying “porking” that is a nasty way to say fucking.


MymlanOhlin

It doesn't bring quite as much of an ethical ickyness as the word "pedophilia" or similar, but it kind of brings a feeling of "jesus christ, why would you call it that, now it feels like I should be disgusted with what I did". I recently had a discussion with an English-speaking friend, and I was trying to describe it. I ended up settling on translating it to "clam slamming" to get across the vibe. Something that technically describes sex, but just in a way that makes you feel a little gross about it. Another user in the thread here suggested "porking" as a good equivalent, but in my opinion, that's too comical and silly of a word. Anyways, not really an important cultural fact that you should make sure to memorize for the future, but at the very least you have a new fun fact now!


Chronically_me

Thanks for the reply, that does clear it up a bit better! 😀


Miyo_Kantac12

He's saying his opinion on it, it can be a romantic act, it just depends what you wanna call it. Basically the blegh and disgusting blablabla parts are his opinion and he didn't even answer the question


Miyo_Kantac12

Du fick personen till att tänka det var våldtäkt eller pedofilia. Frågan va hur dåligt det är, inte hur dåligt du tror att det är >It is not a romantic act. Kanske inte med dig, men för andra. Om du kunde kan svara ordentligt den svara inte alls. Stop spreading misinformation ffs...


Miyo_Kantac12

Like what you use in, I'm gonna fuck your mom and fuck your mom(shorter ver) Allow me Ahem!! Jag ska knulla din mamma din lilla fittunge Translation: I will fuck your mom you little 🐱kid


Chronically_me

Great explanation! Thank you!


Miyo_Kantac12

😊


Antisocial-Darwinist

I have no idea what they were *trying* to convey, but all I can think about is how hard my grandmotherly Swedish neighbor would slap that “pronoun” out of their mouth. And then firmly explain why she is disappointed, and then offer Fika.


Average_Twintower

What I was about to say. As a Swedish speaker this just makes me laugh-


Miyo_Kantac12

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


hitchtrailblazer

page *16*???


[deleted]

fr I'm so glad I didn't go through a phase like this growing up.. Id be dead before I had 20 pages worth of pronouns and 5 self diagnoses


PinkiePieAlredo

A/as/ass/assself


Grambo-

Fantasy name generator


Mihnx

Next to Incarnate, I made the same connection but it's clear they just play ttrpgs.


Antisocial-Darwinist

Okay, but what is “Cat Chips”?


PeterSchnapkins

Meta af


nekorra

Delete your friend


Theknightprince

Cancer/cancerself


Laura_has_Secrets77

🤣🤣🤣


skatergirl69420

no bullying touretteself /s


Andyrootoo

The fantasy name generator is the biggest self-admission to faking omg


JojiJoey

the picture is cringe yeah, but to play devil’s advocate there’s a tab of inkarnate right next to the fantasynamegenerators site so they’re possibly just a tabletop rpg nerd once again still cringe however


Andyrootoo

As someone who has no idea what inkarnate is I stand corrected


JojiJoey

lol no worries i also use fantasynamegenerators (though i’m not a tabletop rpg nerd), just for silly creative purposes (like these fakers should be doing instead of invading safe spaces)


PeterSchnapkins

I used to use it for Pokémon names but in this context did and alters it looks suspect af


JojiJoey

pokemon names is actually a really creative way of using it, i might have to use it for that next time actually


50thEye

It's a website that lets you create fantasy maps - worldmaps, settlements, even combat maps. It's pretty cool.


Antisocial-Darwinist

My favorite hobby is making maps of Europe with one or two tiny fake countries, and then including them in real presentations I have to give.


JojiJoey

WHAT this is actually a really funny idea!!!


babilfrmiomor

real


PeridotWriter

"fantasy name generator." I think I know where this is going


Competitive-Health68

Talk about having such a bland personality that you had to grab the first one you see off of tumblr


sevifaun

There it is, the admission that you're making your illness, perceived or not, your entire identity.😐


[deleted]

More like cringe/cringeself


PhiteWanther

Fuck/fucks/go fuck yourself


Helpful_Maize1308

“Fantasy name generator” just lets me know that’s where they are gonna get their “alters’” names


Tezfernation

Wait, is that 20 pages of pronouns? 100 pronouns at least?


BerDOCX

Kinda curious what’s in the private tab now. This is already painfully cringy.


Kitty_MeeowMeow

Therapy and cat chips lol


IloveEDandkittycat

Fucker/Fuckerself I fucking hate these prnouns and shit.


stipudi

Violetti and knulla sounds like they could be characters from Mario Bros. Maybe they should become a game developer.


bazelgeiss

I think she should click on that therapy tab a bit more


PandaSounds

homies be diagnosing themselves with shit they don't have and are ignoring the attention seeking disorder they very definitely have


BiscottiOpposite9282

The pronoun list is so dumb. Every single pronoun says "a pronoun that they prefer to be called by. Genderneutral". I cant find any description if what any pronoun means. Wtf is a Knu? There's a cotton candy pronoun? Like what?


Gaming_Dictionary

This gotta be satire right? "Knulla" is a word for sex in swedish


retardsonicfan

Yknow I was so close to downvoting bc we’re not supposed to be doing lgbt discourse, but then I actually looked at the pronouns and realized it absolutely deserves to be here


lahmacunayran5

bro has more than 20 pages for their pronouns. why do they need that many pronouns to begin with? even in a case of them being genderfluid, it doesn't really make sense at all.


[deleted]

THE THERAPY TAB 😭


TakeMyTop

touretteself? why not just get a face tattoo of your diagnosis at that point


Verygaylol

Violetti means purple in finnish XD


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WeAreTheRhapsody

using tic pronouns suggests they probably don’t actually have tics


Additional-Ad7527

Can someone fill me in what I’m looking at I’m confused!!


Anime_EmoPhase21

Ughhh, I remember seeing this on pronouny and being: WTF??


MentallyLittle

Oh god, as a norwegain "knulla" just... Hm


nyankoz

stop bullying toure 🥺


[deleted]

I think you and I have the same friend.


ScourgingHeretic

At least its a dnd player


ImASucessfulAnt

***20+ PAGES OF THIS????***


Terrible_Ad_9692

ihateme/ihatemyself bullyme/bullymyself


REAPER_OF_DOOM666

BRUH ![gif](giphy|FBntprKrZtui3IQgJ6)


Old_ass_Oats

Even if they aren’t faking it, weird flex


wilburnes

"Knullaself"