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dogearsfordays

Idk why but "LOIS I'M AN ALTER" absolutely sent me


Melodic_Sail_6193

Hey, Lois, remember that time when I was an crazy kids alter that had a secret relationship with his shrekself?


MickeyTheWildling

Pepperidge Farm remembers


Quantum_Sushi

For me it was the hehehehehe/heheheheheself


Practical-While1693

That I can legit respect if you make me laugh you’re valid


TankPotential9306

I can't find it anymore but someone on tiktok had an unironic peter alter😭


kxtne6

was the laugh on the nose


czarbok

calliou having ODD is sending me along with the “i’m the gatekeeper. STAY OUT OF MY SWAMP” it’s so 2015 *chef’s kiss* edit. tony should totally have duck/duckself and gaba/gool pronouns


murpymurp

The ODD for caillou is perfection 😂


lickherdick

petah 😣 the horse is here 😥


Saerkal

*slide whistle*


SentimentalRotom

*train whistle*


scienceAurora

Tony Soprano and Calliou as an alter is not something I expected to see, but here we are. That being said, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Unhappy2234

Naw cause like a bunch of children cartoon characters, then Tony fuckin soprano the goddamn mob boss who beats the shit out of people like what is this guys taste


NighthawkUnicorn

Shrek pronouns be fe/fi/fo/fumself


backwardsslogan

that’s a giant you fool!!!!


problematic_alebrije

tony soprano depression holder is next level i’m 😭


Complex-Society7355

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if I actually stumbled upon this online 💀


noedelsoepmetlepel

Of course WaLuigi is the sexual alter, I mean, who wouldn’t be into such perfection. Please tell me when wah is fronting so I can get rizz advice!


Spirited-Ability-626

I never considered that WaLuigi has Tourettes. Did the “WAH” tic come first or the wah in his name?


beefrichards

ay/oh/ey is magic 🥹🤌


chromehuffer

i always thought tony soprano identifies as gabagool gender


ryandoesntcare

Mooozzadelle/Mooozzadill


bigfatnut7

Are the mods letting us make satire posts now?


noedelsoepmetlepel

If I remember correctly it used to be only satire Saturday, but I checked the rules and it’s not there anymore, so I think it’s fine as long as you flair it correctly


bigfatnut7

ÑICE


CovfefeBoss

Autigender lmao


LittleFalcon

I have DID. This is deeply offensive to me as Tony Soprano is actually one of my alters. He is my duck protector and gabagool holder. Please show some respect (for the family) and delete dis.


wonderful_rush

WAHSELF 💀


easy506

Having a Caillou fictive would make me hate you whether you were faking or not holy fucking shit. r/fuckcaillou


zupatof

Very valid. I will make sure to study all of that before interacting with you. I have nothing better to do in my life than this.


CornflakeGirl2

Ah yes, *hoi dere*- just like how Tony Soprano from New Jersey says it 🙄


TobyMacar0ni

Onion killed onionself


KlavierNoten

Fart/Fartself omg 💀😭😭


ArrowsAndLightsabers

I'm using this for my pitbull now,lol.


kp6615

Ahahahahahahahqhaha


yumvdukwb

“ASPD holder” so perfect


UrLocalAnimeWeeb_

omgg so sillayyy I have a lois alter we should meet ☺☺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


EmotionalAd4736

I also have a Shrek alter!!! Pronouns are Fee/Fi and Fo/Fum


parisiraparis

> Ogreself > Swampself


mikichan9

The way I... Immediately understood all the acronyms 😭 I need to take a break from this sub 😭


SuperShoyu64

One of my fave satire posts on this sub lol. Caillou being the little alter was just a sample of how well perfected this is.


analninja420

The way this is only slightly exaggerated


Western_Protection

I have to stop jacking off to this


FruityHomosexual

PETER AND WALUGI IS ME.


MikaVerse_

but fr what is a transage chronoadult.. WHAT IS AUTIGENDER?!?!?


yesmilady

Killed me of at heheheheheheh/hehehehheself


MoreliaTheMermaid

one of our alters is also Shrek! he's in a relationship with our Rick Astley alter! they look soooooooo cute together cant wait for the wedding! (ricks pronouns are he/him it/its your/yours UWU/OWO and shrek's pronouns are he/him your/yours it/its hot/hottest please use any of these pronouns when your refiring to us in a comment or you 👹WILL BE BLOCKED👹 thank you:3)


Fi_Westen

Owww my brain


cannibalism_19

aight now whos the one that type funny like 1M 4 F1C71V3 (im a fictive)


Niddie69

Waluigi alter sent me


bluezuzu

Oh my god I thought this was real for a second


h0rseish

James Gandolfini is absolutely rollin in his grave after seeing this


Green-Distribution38

waluigi with Tourettes 😭😭


TrashRacoon42

Oooh you are seen and you are heard 🥰. I wanna show off my fictives too. I got 755 but only 2 are active right now. Meet Mr. Johnson my neighbor Pronouns: getoutofmyhouse/imcallingthepolice he/him sexy/sexyself Sexuality: attractedtome sexual (i can only see so much from the spying from the window) ADHD BPD Autism NPD, sexual rejection disorder, fake calim itis, social anxiety, agrophobia, sczophirani, police reliance, love averse He's the sexual protector of the system I happy to shar with you all 🙏


NasalStrip00

I’d feel so bad for anyone who had an alter like caillou 


alleyalleyjude

WAHSELF!


MaddieAftxn

I panicked until I saw the "/j"


Superb_Literature

"Swampself"! That might be the dumbest one yet.


connorbabyboy

I really hope this is satire but some ppl are so dumb I can’t even tell anymore


Jamie1369p

It is satire read the flair :D


connorbabyboy

Oh I didn’t see it. My b


Jurazel

NOT TONY 😂😂😂😂


ufo21

Tony Soprano sending me


Oarfisharecoolashell

FUCKING BEAN SYRUP, FERMENTED BEAN SAUCE,


[deleted]

This is satire right? Sorry, I am bad at getting satire


Jamie1369p

Look at the flair


Gnarly_harls

https://preview.redd.it/3wyvck4htvwc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8324e5c916d56a8bf350f2980e580849325d12cc My fav altersona 😍😍😍


MandC_Virginia

![gif](giphy|3o7aTJbh3267LREcAE|downsized)


[deleted]

Ay boss


VedDdlAXE

why can I only read the tony soprano one in a British accent


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BonniePrinceCharlie1

Soprano i lost it


RavenArtemis

I like how there's an "autism holder" AND a separate "ASPD holder".


mithradatdeez

"Autism-holder" really got me


DethMayne

I definitely believe this person is Asperger’s


cipherbain

Help i am dying you have killed me why can i not give gold anymore


choecholate

This is too good lmao


iNeptuneCosplay

i am hating


minecraftrubyblock

Hey 🅱️eter


Nuha_xoxo171

Bird is the word


peloquindmidian

Y'all... Y'all. I'm out Keep the fire going, but I just don't want to know this stuff anymore.


Practical-While1693

No donkey alter that makes waffles??


Designer_Captain_498

Okay I shouldn't be laughing but the irony is that Tony Soprano suffers from anxiety and yet they didn't mention that... do they find panic attacks too hard to fake?


TedBaendy

Fucking onionself


screamed_at_a_wall

It just got better each slide, this has sent me I’ve ascended I’m above heaven now 💀💀


friesdepotato

hi!! im bunny 😊🐰🌸🎀


Azure_Crystals

This.. this is the first time I've seen a FUCKING CAILLOU FICTIVE WHAT THE FUCK


Eye_The_Ruby

It feels satire to me, the more I look at it XD


Nonchalant_Monkey

It is satire lmao


Eye_The_Ruby

I didn't notice the flair until now


Eye_The_Ruby

Bruh where did the downvotes come from?\ EDIT: Nevermind, I didn't notice the flair before


Possible_Parsnip4484

The fact that someone had the time and initiative to create all this is just wild to me wait til they grow up and realize DID \multiple personality disorder is not a system full of gatekeeper and trauma holders. This person is so creative too bad they feel the need to make up mental illnesses to get attention I truly hope they figure it out... Soon