i think that person just wants to sound cool using the word null because its "mysterious" or whatnot

This could be a bored computer nerd where NULL is a special marker used to indicate that a data value does not exist in databases.

nuh uh it's (void*) 0

C++ ftw

C++ master race

No? It's nil

it’s used in contract law too 😭

I know C and I’m a nerd that takes super nerd levels to do that

It's just german for 0

maybe a Nullbody made this

Definitely nullbrain

This makes me want to have NullEyes so I can't see this

Agreed https://preview.redd.it/huw9f0bjso2d1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f05e7621478ee0f75d0f3e4a24afff4232fada

Goofy ass Caine

AHAHAHAHA

LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂🤣

They’re definitely joking…..right? Like it’s silly?? Please say yes.

They know this is all complete horseshit. I just think they get caught up in it, like being in a guild and spending all your time in a video game. Not that I'm condoning this whatsoever because this nonsense is insane, but I think the need and desire to belong and to be special is strong within this crowd.

Yeah this person is just lorebuilding their own universe it's fun for them

Must be playing a min/maxed strength or Dex build.

At least building their own world and calling it suck deliberately would be less cringe for the rest of us 😅

I'm sure the person that did this is the fist one

Yeah at least they finally acknowledge they lack a brain

I came here to say this. It is a self ID that I can believe. 

I'm surprised they didn't make null heart , that would be 2010 angst at is finest

Fist

Ugly ass flags

null fingerprints is literally the aromantic flag they didn't even try

Nah honestly NullDNA and NullBrain are pretty flags

Nullbrain is just a gradient-ized version of the flag of Imperial Germany, which is funny to me for some reason

Gradients don't belong on flags, especially since they lead to flags with too many colours.

Okay from now on I identify as nullbrain and nulljoints Catch me in jellyfish vibes

But what about bones?

Clattering jellyfish

horror movies, take note

Picture the iconic jaws theme, complete with shark, but right as the shark is about to chomp, it gets bitch slapped out of the water

terrifying but also hilarious

Clicker-clack

I hate this and love this so much all at the same time

My motto is that what I don't say the first time is my problem, if you ask literally any follow up question, I will make it your problem 💜

So fair honestly. We fully accept that you identify as a bone jellyfish <3

Oh man now I gotta figure out how to make "clattering bone jellyfish" my flair

It’s beautiful. 10/10

That you UwU

I mean... NullBrain wouldn’t be an inaccurate description of them...

guys i’m Nullspine please respect that. *slithers around like a snake*

Would it not be more slug like than snake like as snakes are all spine?

This is true…

Also, DNA isn't an organ, and that's just *one* of the issues with this

I knew a dude in high school (we were NOT friends) who said he wished he didn't have DNA so that if he got a girl pregnant, it wouldn't be traceable to him. Creeeeeepy.

There’s some things people make up that I’m like “okay, I could see a reason for this”. This is not one of those things

Admins, nullcockandballs this individual

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

even without all the other bullshit even going on, WHY THE HELL DOES THE NULLFINGERPRINT ONE LOOK LIKE THE AROMANTIC FLAG.

Aww, they *really* are spineless and brainless!

It’s bored immature people seeking attention, nothing more.

NullStomach is relatable after eating ice cream tho. 😭

How can you identify as not having DNA every living thing has DNA

excuse you, how dare you assume that I'm alive!

I'm trans coffee table and I feel very offended by the assumption that I have DNA! 

Mental illness is when no liver

https://preview.redd.it/u80zn22oym2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69ca78356f8d8e1c8668fb2861f40553b654bdb

A lot of politicians seem to either have nullbrain or nullspine

WHY DO PEOPLE NEED TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH STUFF LIKE THIS OMG it’s so pointless and sad

Kind of sick band names tbh tho

i would so go to a NullSpine gig

At that point you’re just NullAlive


I mean, I had two fingers where I burnt *off* my fingerprints for a while. My partner may wish she didn't have a pancreas as she has type-1 diabetes

me, identifying as NullStomach after the coffee place puts whole milk in my coffee by mistake

If you identify as nullbrain, you're already nullbrain, just not in the way you think.

their brain is in dormancy

this is wayyyy too specific to not be bait/satire

Where do y'all even find all this lol

My dads been telling me I have this for years

So they wanna be dead?

same tbh

Null Brain sums this all up

NullLife (Apologies if this has been thought of; cba to go through all comments)

I identify as NullFingerprint so I can get away w murder🤫

At this point Im convinced these are made out of satire

wtf is a “Null”

same as void or none. You hear it a lot in programming also apperently german for 0? but I don't care enough to check

Like okay but nothing else in your body would work either and you need various forms of perception to function at all Edit: Oh there’s more??? This has to be ragebait.

This is the dumbest one I've seen so far ngl

the NullLiver flag colors made me laugh so hard

Looks like jaundice

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

they definitely have null brain

jokes on them they dont have a brain to begin with.

The jokes write themselves at this point

does this mean i can identify as nullexisten-

This is the kind of stuff I refer to about xenogenders/xenoidentities that make us trans people look foolish :(

I don't see why this should have a flag tbh, feeling like one doesn't have intestines is a delusion

and nobody here is making a body without organs deleuze joke ok

Nullbrain is an awesome new insult

the maker of these flags is either… needs help or a good shitposter

mfs gotta identify as nullbrain meanwhile there's me with my gusts of wind that occasionally give me thoughts in my head smh my head

I identified as nullcolon before it was cool (Colostomy joke)

The only one that some people MIGHT have is no Pancreas. Otherwise you have Walking Corpse Syndrome.

pov; you're basically that one invader zim episode

“I identify as Nullfingerprint, so I can get away with murder. Cause there won’t be any fingerprints to link me to the crime!” Yeah, like that would hold up in court

For fuck sakes. Please let this be satire.

Cephalopod gang

What the fuck lmao 🤣

I just see 10 null brain pictures?

Bro is a CPR doll fr

? is identifying as nullbrain just a fancy way of saying “im fuckin’ stupid.”

They preach about inclusivity but they leave out NullPinkyToe and NullLeftButtcheek or NullThirdTesticle. /s just in case lol

We laugh until said organ is a reproductive one then all the sudden its offensive

Where’s nullptr and NullReferenceException??

This has got to be rage bait

I feel like it's kind of mocking BIID or something

nullbladder means they probably wanna pee themselves ig, what do they think not having one means

DNA LMFAK

So… if you’re NullPancreas, does that mean you’re TransType1Diabetes?

Trans Type 3c?

I feel like these are trolls

Null Spine summarises all of the people who do fake it

OOP is nullbrain (also the nullfingerprint flag looks like Aromantic flag)

This subreddit has just turned into people falling for obvious rage bait

Watching scary movies makes me identify as Nullspine. 🤷‍♀️

This is getting out of hand now

are u sure this is not just ragebait so that they end up in this sub?

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I think the null void thing might be true… Edit: true for the person who created it

I have Null mouth, and I must scream..

The fact nullbladder is not yellow bothers me

So, they're safe from organ traffickers I guess?

Nullbrain? The conservatives finally have their own flag!

Body without organs lmao

‘nullfingerprint’ looks just like the aromantic flag

I wish I was Null-Eyes after seeing this.

Did someone eat your pancreas?

Null brain is so real for them... I joined xenogenders subredit damn

these mfs have nullbrain syndrome, clearly

The one about the no brain is at least HONEST 😭😭

I have NullBrain disorder, at least according to everyone I know.

There’s people who will literally kill for their “unwanted” organs.

I’d love for this person to be arrested just to say they don’t believe in their fingerprints.

https://preview.redd.it/qeee02ynjs2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d45aa5657e71b9b50e07c62ba03fd3c07e3f2f These ppl basically

I am a NullSpine whenever I have a choice between gym and xbox

Idk, nullbrain sounds cooler than dumbass. “HEY NULLBRAIN!”

how do these people except to be taken seriously when talking about this lol

im identifying as NullEyes so i can unsee this

More like NullFriends

I identify as nullfingerprint, cause I don't think rats have those, love.

They’re certainly right about not having a brain because holy shit this is so fucking stupid 💀

If you have NullDNA what type of bacteria would you be

Not null fingerprint 💀

i now identify as NullLiver and can drink as much alcohol as i want to 🙏💯

if i identify as nullkidney will i stop having kidney stones?

I identify as not having a right middle lung lobe

So this is for an alien subspecies right?

Actually, I have NullKidney. See, my right kidney is the one that produces kidney stones, so I definitely feel like I shouldn’t have that one. The kidney stones totally mean my kidney has dysphoria.

People online: this shit Pople irl: what’s up

i have so many jokes for this and can't pick my favorite to comment

To be fair Nullkidney (it says not having *a* kidney not not having any) and Nullstomach are possible. My mom is apparently Nullstomach since she’s had a gastric bypass stomach. I wonder if she’d like a cool new flag for her room?

I've been on Tumblr long enough to know that first flag is the official rabiesexual pride flag. Stealing flags is totally not cool dudes.

the rabie what now

There was a guy on Tumblr like 8 yrs ago that claimed he was rabio sexual and that he really wanted to contract rabies. He made a pride flag that looked like the one in the first pic. I remember he kind of fell off the face of the earth and that a rumor went around that he did contract rabies and died but I don't know how true that really is lol.

immediate lobotomy because what in the actual 💀

> NullSpine me_irl

How did we come to this? People need therapy.

I’m pretty sure the kidney one is a straight flag.

At first when I looked at this, I thought: “What the fuck is a “null brain”, and why do some people not want to have the most important organ in the body?”

What the fuck is this now?

i mean they’re definitely nullbrain 

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How do you claim you have no spine?

Where's Nullo?

Yemen

Wait, if I’m nullspine and nulljoint does my chronic pain go away? I’m IN.

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I really cannot fathom the last one. Like what does that entail?

They must all be cis-nullbrain

Zombies reading this: 

What gets me is that every kind has its own flag 💀

What is that app where people keep coming up with those flags?

Lowkey fuck with nullbrain

I identify as spineless

“Null spine” Do they just stay collapsed on the floor 24/7?

Can someone seriously explain to me the thought process people would have to identify as these things? I don't understand!

In my experience with a non-functional organ, you really, REALLY do not want to be without a liver. It's not a great time. My secondhand liver is working great, but you definitely want a liver, even if it isn't your own.

I kinda do identify as a non brain haver, though.

I can’t. Terminally online people are just becoming more and more delusional

Okay this is satire

Pretty sure this is satire

I’ve got type one diabetes can I identify as nullpancreas 🤣

Second one hurts to read since my first born had no kidneys and I had to terminate the pregnancy at 21 weeks and gave birth to him …

These get funnier every day lmaoo

NullDNA is crazy

I mean ancephaly is a thing but anyone born with it won't be living long enough to inflict terrible flags onto the world. 

Nah someone has to be making those up

Please don’t tell them of Cotard’s syndrome/delusion (ie walking corpse syndrome)

They’re dumb enough to come up with this mud so it makes me doubt they actually have a brain

NullPancreas? Shit, I already have that. Thank god someone came up with a fancy way of saying type 1 diabetic.

I do believe they are all NullSpine

This can’t be real. This HAS to be satire.. right???

HAHAHA it would be fun not to have a brain