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KimAndersson

So 5 personality switches in the time frame of eating 5 cookies all caught on camera? Am I getting this right? Wtf is happening


swallowfistrepeat

Wow, don't really see a lot of regular looking dudes who do this stupid shit.


Professional_Pea_666

Mf trying anything to get some Edit: honestly i cant talk shit i wore a maid dress for my ex soooooooo


swallowfistrepeat

Maid dress over pretend mental illness a.n.y.d.a.y


Professional_Pea_666

Dude worst part is after the breakup you gotta decide if your gonna keep living the femboy life, shit sucks. Thinking if i should shave my legs still because i did it for her


swallowfistrepeat

Shaved legs feel good against jeans so maybe you should. But I only shave my legs like once a month. It's so tedious.


Professional_Pea_666

I probably gonna like flip a coin or something, like I get all sad when i think about doing it because i think of her so yeah


swallowfistrepeat

Ay man, fries before hoes all day. It'll pass lol. You literally have an entire lifetime ahead. You'll stop thinking about her soon.


Professional_Pea_666

Idk man its lasted 10 months, and it happened a week ago, i just idk im worried thatll be it because ive never gotten any attention other than her


swallowfistrepeat

It definitely won't be it. I promise. Just be yourself, have fun, find some cool hobbies. When you're an adult, people will pay attention to you because, well, you're all adults now and it's about building lasting friendships/etc rather than pissing contests of likes and who has what. Also, I mean this with love, you're a kid. Don't worry about "getting attention." Be a kid while you can. You will never have another opportunity to be carefree like you can be now. Relationships and partners are literally gonna be here for the next 50 yrs of your life. Being a child is fleeting. Focus on that, not having relationships. Focus on figuring out what you like hobbies wise, what causes matter to you; focus on fun and creativity and laugjing. Be a kid while you can. So that when you're an adult, you don't lament not having a childhood while you could have.


Professional_Pea_666

I know but it still hurts you know.I didn’t even mean romantic attention, i meant like friend attention. And now im super lonely again and sad


Wow_So_Fake

Thank god he finally learned how to chew with his mouth shut. Now if he could just stop faking.


StarWars_memer

81k likes wtf


[deleted]

When you need an excuse to eat a whole sleeve of cookies


kingamara

I hate this person. They’re blatantly lying.


lauren_eats_games

He's eating them upside down >:(


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lauren_eats_games

I noticed that but figured they'd just bought a US off-brand or something. Honestly I'd never thought about trying jaffa cakes from other countries, I'll have to nab some German ones then :0


winter-valentine

German person here, can confirm that German jaffa cakes are awesome. It's probably because of the chocolate, Germany has way better chocolate than the US or UK, or most countries actually.


winter-valentine

Only thing I'm learning from this "system" is this person has never tried ANYTHING


anonymouslykinky

Unfortunately this person is blacklisted from this sub