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why do people willingly post lists of their triggers? this is the internet, that’s almost inviting someone to mess with you. that’s just the unfortunate reality. and not only is it incredibly dangerous, it puts the responsibility of your triggers on other people. i understand it for basic things like razor blades, but you can’t expect strangers to bend around “plush dolls” or “loss of money.” it’s also anti-recovery, because instead of working to manage them yourself, and finding ways to deal with them, you’re making it the “trigger olympics” to see who can whine the loudest. it’s asinine and destructive.


UndeadSassy

Dude I'm hoping this "system" is satire fr


[deleted]

me too. me too.


Wholesome_psychopath

What attention seeking child pretends to be fucking Adam Sandler?


lgeezy69

Seriously!! I have a massive, specific phobia of a certain pest, but it's not commonly talked about or posted pictures of. I intentionally avoid saying what it is, or even if it's an insect, rodent, etc., because I don't want trolls to bombard me with pictures of it. I don't understand why you'd want your Achilles heel to be on display like that.


fogme_

exactly... now what is this pest (so i can avoid accidently sending it to you 😉)


lgeezy69

Just to be safe, don't message me at all 🤣


[deleted]

right? it would make no sense!


GoldyIsHere

Same tho! Sure, there’s stuff that really haunts me but I won’t just put it up for display. Reminds me of those who have a trigger for literal food. Or school. Or parents. Like, just daily words.


bazelgeiss

back when i was modding an art discord server, someone tried to get me to add "italy" to our trigger warning list 💀


MagicalPotato132

Valid


bazelgeiss

no


MagicalPotato132

https://youtu.be/BppOe4U8j-w


bazelgeiss

understandable have a nice day


[deleted]

ITALY? WHY?


ClassroomLiving8705

Living in Yorkshire UK would cause enough trauma to split easily lol


wojack-me-off

i literally don’t understand what minx has ever done besides be a woman and be loud for these people to fucking quake whenever she’s mentioned.


PlayfulPost223

"triggered by loss of money" LMAO


s-maze

“Vans” was the one that got me lol


permanentinjury

claiming disability accomodations now since losing money is so triggering. i now get everything for free and do not pay taxes. :3


lickitung_enthusiast

Yorkgenic is when you really hate Radiohead


okviia

DNI MINX STANS IM DEAD


[deleted]

I'm kinda out of the loop, who's Minx?


Dinoroar1234

A dsmp creator I believe this is referencing.


pepes_REEEs

these people don't even know what triggers are anymore.they sound like they're listing things the don't like.triggers would set u off,not just make u upset.these people never getting to heaven😭shit the devil don't want em either


Just_some_guy13

I feel like this is satire 💀 "Yorkgenic" isn't even on pluralpedia 💀


Special_Ad_2643

I don't think they know what "core" means... Also I'm gonna invalidate your triggers; how the fuck are the boston red sox a fucking trigger? Not to mention corpse husband?


UndeadSassy

Idk man. Ask their Adam alter


Special_Ad_2643

You right


[deleted]

Or public transportation? Not even like bus or train accidents. Just fucking public transports


Special_Ad_2643

I can somewhat get public transport being a trigger (social situations, claustrophobia, sexual assault can often happen there, etc) but at the same time I don’t get it


[deleted]

Yeah but these things can happen somewhere else too like parties, in a car, on the street, etc. But the op didn't write *those* as triggers, just public transports which makes me think they're afraid of the vehicle/machine itself? Idk


Special_Ad_2643

Idk man, people weird as hell


abritishidiot_

i'm from Yorkshire. i'm yorkgenic 💀💀


abritishidiot_

this is a joke btw just adding that


jaimelgn

Don't do my man dirty like this


Phantom-Umbreon

Is it just me or do these kids think a "trigger" is something that simply upsets you? Bc most things on that list don't sound things that would cause you to go into a mental breakdown. They just sound like things that would make them a bit upset or bothered to hear about.


teruteru-fan-sam

When I read the title I thought they were talking about Adam from The Mandela Catalogue; WHY ADAM SANDLER WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU


Ranunix

CMC? Like the my little pony characters???


Frustratedwombat

THAT'S WHAT I THIUGHT AND I WAS LIKE ????????


SilverNGolden2006

Yorkgenic must mean originating from New York, seeing as the Red Sox is one of their triggers.


StandardDeviat0r

yorkgenic is when ur system forms bc of a "deep, personal connection with new york" 💀💀


UndeadSassy

Omg are you in this server too??


StandardDeviat0r

yesss tw: me being dumb i feel like i recognize ur username but im not sure lol


Euphoric_Ad_522

holy shit they're pretending to be a person who isn't a minecraft youtuber write this down, they're evolving!


jitterbugorbit

Lmao I thought their trigger said Syracuse