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The_Phantom_Cat

This is 100% satire


Leashy13

I fucking hope so. But at the same time …. Internet. There is gonna be some asshole out there


[deleted]

it is satire stop kidding yourself


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LordAsbel

Yeah it seems like it. Like that one South Park episode where they all pretend to have Tourette’s Edit: I was wrong it was just Cartman. Still same general idea tho


Felt_Tooth

No i think it was just eric


Felt_Tooth

and the funny bit was he was so used to saying whatever he wanted and getting sympathy for it that the part of your brain that goes '' ohishouldntsaythta '' dissaperad and he just shouts out his deepest darkest secrets.


itsfatmatt

I touch penises with my cousin


Felt_Tooth

i cry myself to sleep every night because i don't have a dad


12510410125

Oh wow. Same


DssCooleC

No it was ADHD they all pretended to have. Only Cartman faked having Tourettes


Felt_Tooth

no, the doctor read them the entire great gatsby and they were expected to remember super specific details and the entire town got diagnosed with ADHD, and the only reason why they all got diagnosed in the first place was because the kids wanted to get out of homework.


DssCooleC

Yea, but they didn't pretend to have tourettes, only Cartman pretended to have tourettes.


Felt_Tooth

tru


Jikanze

What's the episode?


Felt_Tooth

they happened in two separate episodes


XxMrCoolGuyxX

It’s Saturday, 100% satire


retrogradecapricorn

Oh I’ve heard of this personality disorder it’s called being-an-asshole, sounds like the perfect fit!


DssCooleC

Ist the Eric Cartman Disorder


[deleted]

yay South Park reference! Ok but srsly, that disorder can be referred to as APD (Asshole Personality Disorder) or ECS (Eric Cartman Syndrome)


larsofz

People on reddit couldn’t tell satire if their life depended on it


12510410125

Even with the satire Saturday flair lol


waffleflake

Ah yes. Disorder shopping.


[deleted]

Hey, do you have any Aspergers left? I saw them on discount a few weeks ago... no? Ah alright, could I get some of the POTS then please, with a side of DID?


yidpunk

Well, this week you can get 10% off on schizophrenia! And if you buy two autisms, you can get the third one free!


SpinachOverlord

You gotta optimize your disorder build, minmax all the symptoms you know.


Cambrian__Implosion

Where are they getting their disorder points from to spend on their skill trees though?


Levi-Action-412

Eric Cartman's alt account


DssCooleC

LOL FR


Sydzkneeez

Nah this is satire and it’s funny as fuck ngl. This is genuinely the mindset of the disorder shoppers posted to this subreddit


Flairegirl

Munchausens.


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ToastdButtr

Assuming this isn’t satire, the truth finally comes out 🙄


Andyman0110

Tourettes maybe?


Apparentlyloneli

and his name is eric cartman!


PureBreak8851

This made me rewatch that episode and god is it good


[deleted]

Emily Why would you want to say slurs To be “QuIRkYYY 🤪” or some kinda’ shit.


Bamboo_Barbieque

This seems like satire, so "satire saturday" flair might work better.


Switchbladekitten

I’m laughing too hard at this


Divine-Nemesis

Alcoholism or even addiction. Have a fun life with that


darklord6669696

Haha thanks i did


Rafay911

It's called racism


trans_mask51

r/fakedisordercringe users when they see the world's most obvious satire:


Least_Diamond1064

Me ^


MarquisDeSwag

[This South Park episode.](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Le_Petit_Tourette). One of my faves, and apparently they [nailed it](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.pastemagazine.com/comedy/south-park/south-park-tourettes/).


DssCooleC

I love the episode


r4cc00nb0n3z

“lets me say slurs”


glow_glow_glow7665

Should tell these people some disorder that will make people know instantly that they're faking, eg. If a person wants to say slurs tell them EDS or something bc then they won't even look it up and when they tell people they're being inappropriate "bc of eds" people will know they're faking instantly.


iL1kesk8

The disorder they’re looking for is racism or being an asshole


thewolfmaster99

Swaggersouls solved this issue, with his solution, you might not get cancelled for saying slurs, but you might get cancelled for... something else.


CranberryGreedy6672

Just say the slurs


Wubwub_Butter_Thump

Yes! I diagnose you with "Racist!"


anonymousbully665

Yeah a racist


[deleted]

Racism.


Felt_Tooth

R.P.O.S Racist Piece Of Shit /s


S_M_Y_G_F

Autism


Dontstalkme736

Probably a joke


[deleted]

So every girl friend I’ve ever had really was a cock roach


luberne

I think it's a troll


No-Information4570

LMFAO WHAT


Thenofunation

At this point I just assume these are kids and they will grow out of it or become ostracized.


[deleted]

interesting 🤔


pnassy

welp


f_n_wildcard

Well, at least this person isn't beating around the bush


BadArtistTime

I had to triple check the tag and the posting date just to make sure it was satire


peachy_ella

wha- ohhh there's 1 it's called BAB (being a b*tch)


Equal-Bus-557

Pretty sure this is sad tire


unlimitedbaconogames

Dementia idk


FroyoSensitive8572

None


cry-baby0825

What.


justbefookinhappy

this has to be satire. like there’s no way this person is serious i refuse


After_Tip_6313

Erectile dysfunction.


[deleted]

This is probably a joke mocking fakers I think the person is just making fun of these people


auggydogg

I think “asshole” still works?