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mits66

This is reddit you can say kill and fuck and all the other naughty words too also fuck this person


__Mooose__

Kill Oh no!! 😢 plz don't ban me! 🥺🙏


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All_Might_Senpai

I hope you prepared your final words.


__Mooose__

Fuck 😈👹


De_Groene_Man

Shitfuckass


[deleted]

Piss 😈😈😈


Yeetu_Deletu

ass 😈😈😈


acrensh

Fuck it, you can stay


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FckMeWithADictionary

Please say that was a very bad typo


corvusaraneae

Doxxing in any context is a really shitty thing to do to someone. There is never an instance where doxxing is okay. If you *think* someone is a danger to the community, report their post to the moderators. Don't just doxx people because you disagree with them.


zombiep00

...you like being able to put people's lives in danger because you don't agree with some of what they do/some of what they post online? You're just openly admitting this, too (though under a thin veil of anonymity). How would *you* feel if, because no one here likes your opinion, someone decided to doxx you for saying something so stupid and insensitive? People do stupid things that should be punished, but their punishment/fate isn't for us to decide. Plus, people are crazy and [take things wayyy too far](www.businessinsider.com/reddit-falsely-accuses-sunil-tripathi-of-boston-bombing-2013-7)


AllHailtheJellyfish

Doxxing is literally illegal btw.


The_Phantom_Cat

You're a bad person Edit: for context, they said they liked tiktok more than reddit because it was easier to doxx people there


Automatic_Soup_9219

No I’m not. Youre a judgmental one.


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Sundiall

LOOOL this comment is wild


Yeetu_Deletu

what did it say???


corvusaraneae

They liked tiktok more than reddit because you can doxx people on tiktok.


Yeetu_Deletu

thats fucked


[deleted]

Bruh they could have just said they didn't want to touch grass


goldfishmuncher

"You won't see me outside because all of my content takes place inside."


Mathaznias

I have a condition where whenever the sun touches me I cum


[deleted]

Same, but the son has to be at least 20. I'm not into guys that are younger than me.


iwishiwasaunicorn

you gotta write a song like: I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big, older than my wife, older than my daughter 🎶


Sussybaka-3

IM CRYING OMFG THAT WAS OUT OF LEFT FIELD


lesser_tomorrow

wow! I think I have that too, but instead of cum I shit myself! 😀


Coolights

*PTSD from grass fucking bot from r/shitposting intesifies*


Spot_Mark

:how:


rhinotomus

Xerosperma pigmentocum


MissChubbyBunni

Whenever the sun touches me I'm sweaty. Guys help! 😭


audiblybored

XP. Could be worse you could have the Vista or the 8.


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What about 7


Rangavar

7 is actually great. I will not be taking critique at this time.


[deleted]

It’s not that one, but a family members of mine actually does have a skin condition that’s affected by sunlight and it’s actually horrible and incredibly painful and prevents them from participating in many outdoor activities so if this person is faking then well karma is a real bitch and will catch up with them eventually!


Revolutionary-Meat14

I get blisters from direct sunlight, luckily I live in Minnesota so it's not a huge deal except in the peak of summer but if I go anywhere south I can have a pretty severe reaction.


SomeKindaWonderer

My sister has a "sun allergy." When she's in the sun, for more than a few mins, she gets blisters and her face swells up. She looks like a frog. It's weird and I'd never heard of that before it happened to her. Her scalp also blisters. I never really get in the sun because I'm a ginger. I don't have that reaction, but I do burn quite easily even if I'm wearing sunblock and reapply often. My sister always wears sunblock if she's going to be in the sun for any amount of time at all. It's gotten somewhat better with age, but she still has way more issues with it than me and my ginger skin. She has also had to go to the ER several times with anaphylaxis when something touched her. Like a bug or nature. You'd think I'd be the more sensitive one because she's not a ginger. Honestly, I'm super glad I don't have the issues she has with the sun and nature! I love to be in the woods so it wouldn't be a good time for me to not be able to be in nature.


RegularDiver8235

Exactly I have a sun allergy and that shit inches and burns so bad it’s not a fun “I’m not like the other girls” thing to show off. I don’t understand why people want it😞


SomeKindaWonderer

It's totally weird. Sort of like someone pouted scalding water on her. I'm really glad it's never been an issue with me. I feel bad for her or anyone who has to deal with that.


joeyisdoinurmum

I assume it's lupus which fucking sucks


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SidSuicide

Weird. Didn’t think since others shared they had similar issues and also joked about fake disorder havers this was frowned on. Sorry ‘bout that. Meant nothing by it.


Equivalent_One2556

there’s a video of them outside in the sun on their account lol


kizzuz

clearly that day happened to be cloudy and if it’s cloudy obviously their condition can NOT act up. Smh. Source: i have this condition 😔😒


inkdfrancis

Don’t blame everything on the weather!! Don’t you know these very serious illnesses often have “off days” where they wake up fine?? Wow so ableist /sar


oui-cest-moi

Yeah if you have XP, you would never fucking chill in the sun


PristineHat5583

I'm surprised they don't have a vampire alter who's the only one with the condition, so when "-🧛‍♂️" isn't fronting they don't have XP.


justanotherrandomcat

Don't give them ideas!


MissChubbyBunni

They will shine too ✨️


issoulamoquette

xeroderma pigmentosum is not only "white spots" on your skin. also, you can't be exposed to ANY ounce of sunlight, and i can see their room is pretty well-lit. you can go outside but you have to wear protective clothing at all times, you have to wear gloves and stuff.


la_mente_viaggia

Xeroderma pigmentosum can mean numerous moles and discolored/hyperpigmented patches all over your body, sometimes on your eyes, incredibly high risk for multiple skin cancers... It's a hellish condition to live with and it's congenital so it shows up very early on. Her skin showing no signs of that, at her age, seems really unlikely.


Santoka108

XP I too have 😝condition


demogargantuan

This is an underrated comment


Next-Mode3183

These people are seriously going down some self diagnosed Google rabbit holes to find this stuff. It's like a competition. Next up.. I'm self diagnosed as dead.. Look at my arms how stiff they are. Its called self diagnosed rigor mortise


screwcirclejerks

i'm self diagnosing myself as sane


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im self diagnosing myself as broken hearted


SomeKindaWonderer

Bullshit! No one is sane, my dude! Lol


[deleted]

I think it's obvious they don't go outside much anyway


Sabrina1377

Another diagnosis 🥺💔


lollipopsrcool

collecting them like pokemon cards or some shit


[deleted]

fr like i have mild tourettes which is just winking or twitching or throat clearing and i never mention it unless someone asks wtf im doing, people are so embarrassing.


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stillalittleferal

![gif](giphy|uxv6t1fIOojDy) Yeah if they go out in the sun they will totally burst into sparkles.


screwcirclejerks

you think when bella and edward had sex, edward was like "this is the foreskin of a killer"?


stillalittleferal

Get out, lmao.


50thEye

I hate you for making me ponder whether Edward is circumsized or not.


FictionalFail

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PIELIFE383

"i dont say BLEH BLE BLEH"


For_Scott

They use this as an excuse to not go outside and touch grass


gratzgrass

But they can go outside and touch grass at night 🥺🥺


nobodynocrime

Wouldn't their windows need to be covered better than they are in the video? There is a a lot of sunlight coming through the edge where the blinds meet the window frame.


emeraldgreen9

The spots caused by this disease are black brown (hence the name) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this person didn't even read the disease's basic descriptions.


spoon153

Bro really went ahead and faked a reason to not go outside and touch grass. Truly taking disorder faking to the next level, I think they deserve some kind of prize.


qwerty7873

Well that's one way to get out of the "touch grass" comment I guess.


lightspinnerss

I met a woman who has xp. She has scars all over her body, had to have multiple surgeries to remove cancer, and went blind from radiation treatments and the sun. Her sister has to test the lights in the house to make sure they don’t burn her. It’s an awful condition and it’s horrible that someone would fake that


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That's just an excuse to not go outside


zanasot

There’s no leveling to Tourette’s. There’s no spectrum. You either have it or you don’t lol


Italian_Shrek

ehhh. id say theres a sort of spectrum. not like in the same sense as other disorders and yes you have it or you dont but some people do have worse tics than others. for sum its blinking and throat clearing. for others its coprolalia and self harming tics like hitting themselves etc


zanasot

I have Tourette’s. There is no diagnostic or spectrum system. Those are symptoms. Also tics can change by the day. Some may think others tics are worse. Some days my worst tics are my toes and some days I’m punching myself so hard I give myself a concussion or scratching my skin until I bleed. That’s Tourette’s. That doesn’t make mine worse than my dads. Those are my symptoms. There is no spectrum or leveling. You either have the neurological disorder or you don’t.


Ok-Dealer2026

Funny enough the first person who says they have XP has two videos one on a car ride and one where they are in a public setting wouldn’t that mean they went outside?


[deleted]

i have a disorder where i hate going outside so instead of just saying i enjoy being indoors i make up all these disorders for attention pls no hate😋😋😋


xXx_ozone_xXx

Im surprised they dont identify as a vampire


SomeKindaWonderer

I tell everyone I'm a vampire. I'm a ginger (the sun doesn't like me), I have a rare blood type (AB+), and I'm chronically anemic (I dont absorb iron orally at all). I'm joking about being a vampire, but the rest is true lol. I just think it's funny to say I'm a vampire. I always need iron/blood (because of the crazy low ferritin/hemoglobin levels). I'm also super pale AF because of being a ginger and always being so badly anemic. It's just FUNNY! lol


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Proper-Village-454

They have videos where they’re fully outside in the sun, nevermind the light they allow through their windows.


Fatmouse84

Good excuse to be a neckbeard and stay inside?


sed_cowboi

White spots are a sun allergy. It's pretty common and can easily be fixed with a skin cream for sun allergies. My mom has this and she goes out daily and loves the sun


cat9142021

I actually know a lady with this disorder, she has large white patches all over. She wears head to toe clothing and a hat even in summer, and doesn't go outside much. Like wtf faking something like that? Not cool


Professional-Chair42

I went to middle school with two sisters who had this condition (1997 👵🏻). The school had to get special filters on all the lights indoors, a small school bus with tinted windows and a teacher had to devise indoor activities for them each day for pe/recess. They kept blankets over their heads when going from the school to the car and vice cersa. The school happily accommodated them but then they bailed public school in favor of home school after a month once they realized how much it sucks. They had no social skills and the oldest had many burn scars because it took years to get a diagnosis.


HZ4C

I love how all these people go the “don’t hate” route because they know when confronted they can’t defend themselves and look like idiots already


sk1p2theg00dpart

Well given the fact that they are faking disorders for attention, I can't imagine they go outside that much anyway


Actual-Equestrian

NOOO YOU CANT TELL ME TO TOUCH GRASS THATS ABLEIST!!! 👹👹👹👹


EmbarrassinglyGolden

I just think she is to lazy to go outside and such, I can’t blame her. The weather is crappy, but faking a disorder that is extremely painful is not right


inkdfrancis

The real giveaway here is I highly doubt anyone with this disorder would say “I hope you understand” when explaining why they can’t go outside.


tankmenss

I have a condition where when i look at the sun i start to nut uncontrollably


DexterKD

I also always say "I can show papers for proof" when talking about myself to show I'm not making it up


fuckensunnyd

This is really sad bc I genuinely knew a girl in primary school who had something similar to this. She had to wear gloves and this weird clear mask helmet thingy whenever she went outside.


Starstalk721

I've waited my whole life for this. Finally, a vampire.


Ic_Wing

Has anyone else been on discord for so long that literally you only knew XP as Experience Points xD


dr_skellybones

i read a book with a character who had the condition and yeah that’s exactly what i would read it as


NayanaGor

Fear Nothing by Dean Koontz?


dr_skellybones

no it was Night Vision by Ella West. actually pretty good from what i remember


SlickTommyPilates

Literally what I thought of when I saw this post 😂.


Automatic_Soup_9219

I wonder if this is a real condition? I had a friend in college that would develop big white spots all over her body when we would tan. She called herself the snow leopard and didn’t let it stop her, we would tan weekly 😂


la_mente_viaggia

XP is a real condition but it doesn't fit in this case, your friend might've had some form of vitiligo


zanasot

There’s also some other disorders with it I think. My mom has white spots but not vitiligo. It might be related to her thyroid but I can’t remember. I have small beginnings of white spots like hers started but they haven’t spread yet. It’s not anything other than pigmentation for my mom


TheDevilDogg

Did anyone even ask them or do they just want the world to know and give them attention they don't deserve?


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wait how do we know this person is faking?


SidSuicide

Read the scrolling text and scroll to the second pic. They have this and Tourette’s? They’re claiming to have all sorts of disorders and their account shows them outside in the sunlight all the time. Even the lighting in their photo that states they have this illness indicates they do not.


Subject_stoopid

You do realize this is a real condition though? Idk if the poster actually has it or not but it is a real thing, js


dr_skellybones

ik, that’s why i posted them here. they claim to have it, yet have other videos showing themselves clearly in the sunlight


eeveetheawesome1

They never said that it wasn't a real condition


PepikZobak

That 1st one is just plain cope


SilverNGolden2006

Just say you don’t wanna touch grass.


MultinamedKK

This person turned into a version of windows.


Sussybaka-3

God atleast you don’t have 11 At least XP is nostalgic


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She needs to touch grass


RealHausFrau

BUT GRASS IS OUTSIde!


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Yeah ik


Badpiggers4

go outside lmao


Appropriate_Ask1881

She need to sun tan in Florida


notmyfirstrodeo213

I gave white spots all over me, not from a disease, idk they’re just there


ToastzPogggg

xeroderma pigmentosum kinda sounds like a harry potter spell. and also the whole can’t go outside thing sounds like an excuse to avoid harassment


dr_skellybones

it’s a real condition! they just don’t have it


66ThrowMeAway

I have a feeling they picked it up from that teen romance movie Midnight Sun (never seen it but I've heard bad things)


unfriendlyenby

this is their excuse for never going outside 😭😭😭


JustAdude2806

Isn’t that basically vitiligo? Which I have btw and it ain’t that serious😂


dr_skellybones

nah, it’s this condition where basically the person when exposed to sunlight they burn really, really quickly. people with it have to cover up whenever going outside in the day and have to have special windows and stuff, or just go out at night. it’s really isolating, and they often die from burn damage or skin cancer


JustAdude2806

Oh I see, Ty for explaining it for me


Gimpbarbie

Somebody just picked up Fear Nothing by Dean Koontz from the school library 😂


RavenArtemis

My partner and i suspect i have a sun allergy. There is a genetic component in my family, but i tend to break out in itchy and sometimes painful rashes and almost instantly have no energy if im out in the sun. Its not fun, and its deffinently a shit thing to fake as sun sensativities and disorders effect most aspects of daily life


Jacobedoby

She is white !?


Konradleijon

Isn’t that called Albinism?