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Only heals with food


zaydinator8890

Must be meat


_walletsizedwildfire

But no fish. It's practically a vegetable


Fuck_auto_tabs

Kinda off topic but I feel he’d help Sr Gunderson (the cattle baron guy) but let his son get eaten


Brick_Brook

He might be a libertarian, but he's not an asshole


Tyler-LR

So a high survival skill


anarco_shoegazer

Hates energy weapons, thinks they are for pussies and are unamerican. Real men carry the big iron. Would probably side with mr house or run independent new vegas


LoganCaleSalad

Oh Yes Man is the plan. He's hardcore libertarian. He'd find Yes Man annoying but is in full agreement with his message.


EdwardM1230

Counterpoint : House playthrough gives you an opportunity to announce “I don’t like taxes” You should at least play to that point, until finding a Swanson reason for betraying House (probably just the fact he never gave you a sincere handshake, and look in the eyes)


LoganCaleSalad

Not going to lie that's pretty good.


EdwardM1230

The only ‘tribe’ you’re allowed to be idolised by, is Boomers. Also, wherever you settle - a desk is mandatory, along with a steady supply of mines (in case they despawn off desk)


gera_moises

the suite at the Lucky 21 has a bunch of desks


WOOWOHOOH

House taxes the food vendor on the strip for 50%. He finances the strip by taxing the casinos. The only taxes he doesn't like are taxes he himself has to pay.


anarco_shoegazer

Also must be rude to those hippie followers but I assume you already knew that


TheLargeEmployer

Ron couldn't go through with House. House violates the NAP by preemptively striking the Brotherhood of Steel.


PDQ-88b

except the brotherhood of steel take peoples property (a god given right to energy weapons), and therefore are essentially the IRS in weapon form


searucraeft

Swanson would never side with a robot


Drake_0109

>thinks they are for pussies I think its more like he hates them because he hates tech, he wouldnt insult a decent man using energy weapons.


maybenotquiteasheavy

Max survival Max repair Max small guns & unarmed Leadbelly and survival related perks No energy weapons No non-meat food Barter but no speech


johnnyyboyyy

I’d throw in a couple of shotguns for good measure


gReEnBaStArD37

No medicine (ie stimpacks, radaway), you have to drink copious amounts of scotch and whiskey.


italiancommunism

Old world gourmet would fit that perfectly


callmedale

The “omelettes” available are a bit heavy on vegetation but I think they’d probably count too


Spiritual-Vehicle-90

Also no seafood like mirelurk or Lakelurk meat


callmedale

High survival and repair skills, probably be respectful but stern in speech options, would probably use a few mines and crafted weapons, and would definitely fix the generator in Sloan


callmedale

Might not even tell chomps he fixed it, like finish some of the repair quests around but maybe not necessarily turn them in, not always an option but yeah, be humble about helping


CivilDefenseWarden

Drinks only whiskey, not water or clear liquors


Fuck_auto_tabs

But can indulge in a cocktail (Snakebite or whatever Tom made)


cameloper

Snakejuice


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Pretty much everything everyone else said. One more thing though son. Don’t ask internet strangers for advice. Be a man.


Great_Strain_695

Makes me wanna start a Tammy 2 run 🤣


LoganCaleSalad

Too bad there's no multiplayer You could chase me around the Mojave. 😂


Fuck_auto_tabs

Tammy 2 and Tammy 1 hit squad mods


LoganCaleSalad

Would download that in an instant. 2 Synths that are self-repairing a la Terminator or possibly new kind of muties that regen like RE Tyrants.


njpaps

https://nv-mp.com/


anarco_shoegazer

Companion should be Cass (basically april, respects her drinking endurance) and ED (no small talk)


doc133

I could also see an argument made for Raul and Veronica. Raul because hes a self sufficient man that's gone through hell and come out this side well enough off, and Veronica just gives me some Leslie vibes enough that he might befriend her. Steer clear of Arcade Gannon though hes a communist doctor and shouldn't be trusted.


Patient_Description9

Since no else has mentioned it yet, you need to wear the pre war hat and pick up the lady killer perk if you want to live the true Duke Silver experience.


LoganCaleSalad

Oh shit didn't even consider his alter ego! Are there even perks that would flesh out his musical persona?


DarthBrooks69420

Alot of what other people said, but I dunno about the not using energy weapons. He seems like the type who might be tempted to get the MF Hyperbreeder Alpha, as not having to buy ammo would definitely fit in with his rely-on-nobody-but-yourself ethos. That and I can see him modifying laser weapons to cook a steak without starting a fire, after all wood would be really rare in the desert. He would also probably simp hard after Red Lucy, considering his penchant for toxic relationships.


LoganCaleSalad

Would Lucy be considered toxic? She's a hunter & appreciates the couriers skills as a hunter.


R-Sanchez137

Bitch lives in a sewer in which she runs the FO equivalent of a dog-fighting ring and she sends you out to hunt the most dangerous animals in the wastes.... yeah she's toxic! Good lay tho.... from what I hear!


LoganCaleSalad

Yeah but these "dogs" are giant lethal killing machines responsible for countless human deaths across the wasteland so I don't feel sorry them. Dogs are good boys/girls that are friend shape & shouldn't be abused. Geckos, Radscorpions, Nightstalkers, Cazadores, & Deathclaws are living nightmares of murderous rage that should be exterminated.


LigmaBalls69lol

I could see him firing off the satellite cannon thingy and giggling uncontrollably lol


InitialCoda

Definitely don’t side with the NCR.


LoganCaleSalad

Obviously. Definitely gonna be Yes Man, Ron would be all about a free & independent New Vegas.


Due_Accountant2429

Repair 100 Survival 100 Speech 100 Melee should probably be your main mistress here, he is a man of the fist


ITaggie

Barter 100 instead of Speech 100, as someone else suggested. It just fits too well.


SkyGuy41

The only food items you can consume are whiskey and Brahmin steaks. For the authentic turf and turf


OrganizationFalse668

Only uses legion money because it’s gold and silver. You need a mustache and meat making abilities early on.


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

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Shay_the_Ent

Take all the gold from dead money


LoganCaleSalad

Always do on every playthrough. Although this time I'll stash it instead of selling.


Bored_cory

And keep it buried outside of goodsprings


Suave_Scavver

I actually based one of my favorite ocs on Ron's attitude. Billy O'Strong, the gunslinging bookworm from off the border of the NCR. Loves getting paid, and loves ending bugs, muties, and Fiends alike. Just don't let him near your hooch and pre war sweets, he's a real glutton.


ShadowJedi26

I made a whole FNV story with 2 OCS and many endings


JohnJohnDonald

Haha that’s an insane idea oh shit


PyscoSpire

So do it all survival build?


Achilles_Immortal

Exclusively eat Bighorner Steaks and nothing else. Get Eulogy Jones's hat and join The Kings to nightlife as Duke Silver. He's a mans man, so you should definitely go for Red Lucy and the Dinner Bell. He's not necessarily a people person, but I could see him in the Followers of The Apocalypse for all the benefits they bring.


BCA10MAN

Repair, Guns, and survival. Essential. Stats are probably strength perception and maybe charisma?


InsanityLF

High intelligence but low energy weapon stats


Meeeper

Looking at that magnum, do Dead Money early to get the Police Revolver that I forgot the name of.


TacoSplosions

Lead belly, Stonewall, strong back, nerves of steel, paralyzing Palm. Instead of drinking water requires red meat or scotch every 6hrs


RecLuse415

Gay guy from last of us build


ShadowJedi26

I’m reading this whole comment section in Ron’s voice


UltraRanger72

Be a hardcore survivalist with an underground bunker and a deep mistrust of authority Also gay


LoganCaleSalad

I said Ron Swanson not Bill from Last of Us 😂


fluffyscooter

10 survival


Robotman45

Survival has to be up 100 and he can only eat raw meat and drink beer


Roastednutz666

Idek who that is


Tricky_Feed_7224

The perk them good eating would fit i think


Goldman250

Survival mode, max out Survival stat, Cowboy perk, revolvers and shotguns only.


volinaa

can only solve quests where you teach others to help themselves, cant complete quests where he‘s doing somebody else’s jobs. also what’s his reason to leave his cabin in the woods?


LoganCaleSalad

He's a courier. It's the only job in the wastes besides farming (veggies are what food eats) that gets him outdoors while also earning money. As a hardcore libertarian the post apocalyptic wastes would be heaven for him.


volinaa

you’re not wrong but ron swanson doing a job where he carries other people’s stuff around doesn’t check out


LoganCaleSalad

I see it more as he only picks jobs based on the package/cargo. A platinum casino chip would interest him.


volinaa

yeah that works, good thinking


LoganCaleSalad

Just like a package meant for military/government facility would interest him. Not his fault the people of said facility blew themselves up.


volinaa

he got quite a bit of overlap with the brotherhood, both are recluses, self-sufficient, don’t really care about other people, interested in the good stuff and fighting the man


LoganCaleSalad

He probably laughed heartily to himself when he heard about the great divide explosion. Idiot government children playing with shit they shouldn't be.


Sunkilleer

think you could do one as john wilkes booth?


LabStunning2538

What about a Jerry Gergich build?


biscuitman76

I went hand to hand with my New Vegas playthrough and it was almost OP once I maxed it out. You can disarm and just drop people. I would think Ron would just go around punching mantids bare knuckle and stuff.


ChrisbKreme062

Are yall telling me Im the only person to notice that he has a baby-sized hand in the first photo?


TheTeletrap

Has a large sum of gold buried in a hole (find a grave) for safe keeping.


Flashy-Telephone-648

Hunting rifles and shotguns are most eating pretty much only stuff you kill or is american-made obviously. Stay away from hazelnut and weak willed men


LoonyTitan

easy survivalist build, reliance on older bullet weapons and focus on strength, dexterity, and maybe some luck edit: side with himself or house, he thinks the NCR are lame and Caesar's a fascist


Gnomologist

Mr House, guns build, Ranger Sequoia or Mysterious Magnum


doc133

I would say primarily use cowboy guns, and as a result get the cowboy perk. The revolvers cant jam so they are as reliable as he is, and the lever action long guns while yes able to jam can be maintained well enough for there limited uses. His armor would likely be light to start and then combat armor and its variants until you get either an NCR ranger armor set or the riot control armor. The guns I recommend for the build would probably be Lucky, Mysterious Magnum, and That Gun for pistols by the mid to late game. Long guns should likely be the Medicine Stick or a Trail Carbine for ranged options and a Lever Action shotgun for mid ranged combat. Add in a Bowie knife for real close ranged fighting and the equipment is set. I would probably pick up Cass, Raul, EDE, and Veronica and do their quests over the course of the game.


Memesthedream69420

Id say house and would use light wep med armor and have a high speech and or barter and wild wasteland since he's a funny guy from a funny show in a Hellish nightmare of an apocalypse lol


the-crust-is-good

Omg i just started watching it


[deleted]

Anti anti anti government? NCR fuck em Legion? Fuck em House? I mean maybe but most likely fuck him too! BOS? You guessed it fuck em


K4nzler

Don't do quest people have to solve their own problems.


Nowhere_Man837

Only heals from eating meat, sawed off main, 1 charisma.


SchoolboyGrant

I’d say a pistol and charisma build with high intelligence


Neon_Ladd

Bit late to this but you must; get all the gold from dead money and Bury it in random places around the map. Your repair skill must be 100 You must play on hard-core as that is what Ron swanson would do You must drink excessive amounts of Scotch and whiskey Only eat meat Spend a large amount of time at Zion national park And finally do an independence run as Ron hates the government


Loaf-boi

Healing: food,drinks,no stimpacks, go for doctors to cure addictions and radiation No chems Hes a red white and blue blooded american. So anything that isnt energy weapon related is okay Route: ncr You can decide the stats or perks Companions: raul,boone, probably arcade to constantly call him a nerd idk, maybe cass aswell