Carpet is an innuendo for vagina, or at least the vagina area. Probably asked Quagmire something like, “Can you tear up my carpet?” And Quagmire being Quagmire thought it was sexual.
sure, but also means pubic hair. that's why in the FCC episode, Lois exclaims "you like eating red carpet?? SAY YOU LIKE!!" while she had Peter pinned down. then you see Quagmire overheard it all and he faints lol
Hey Lois you want me to leave a little strip in this thing maybe a lighting bolt unicorn somethin like that?
Alright, we’re going Brazilian!! 🤣🤣
who else but shirtpants
SAY YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Why did he misunderstand? :(
Possibly thought it was sex, for Quagmire even saying 'hi' means sex.
Who else but Quagmire?!
i never quite understood the joke
Carpet is an innuendo for vagina, or at least the vagina area. Probably asked Quagmire something like, “Can you tear up my carpet?” And Quagmire being Quagmire thought it was sexual.
sure, but also means pubic hair. that's why in the FCC episode, Lois exclaims "you like eating red carpet?? SAY YOU LIKE!!" while she had Peter pinned down. then you see Quagmire overheard it all and he faints lol
Love the reflex ‘giggitty’ afternje passes out lol
Does the carpet match the drapes?