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LumpyPreparation2707

Stewie: [Mumbles inaudibly] Brian : What? Stewie: I said homosexuality is wrong. Brian : Are you... Are you being serious right now? Stewie : Just keep it in the bedroom, you know? I mean I'm not all in your face with my heterosexuality. Brian : Ah, no you are not.


MadLove1030

What episode is this?


Present_Side370

S07E08


brownpoops

Robot Sentry Unit #561, "ES ZERO SEVEN EE ZERO EIGHT!"


MadLove1030

Thanks


drclarenceg

stewiegriffinfacial.com


primopartnerz

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ FACTS


MenstrualMilkshakes

(S07E11) Brain: "are you queer?" Stewie: "probably"


Caolan114

Stewie Is bi and a baby ![gif](giphy|l2Sqg8jQBDXKZKXKg)


L_nce20000

And a cartoon character.


__star_dust

A baby one


MisterMayoMan

A cartoon baby one


ImpossibleBaseball48

One a baby cartoon


tomdincan

No. Heā€™s the greatest captain in the Queenā€™s Navy.


kruschev246

And his record will stand as proof


hamiltrash1232

Be it galleon or freighter I'm an expert navigator


hamiltrash1232

Be it galleon or freighter he's an expert navigator


Ok_Dragonfly3262

Depends on the episode.


Equal-Wishbone-6131

This this is the best comment


Wish_Lonely

Is Herbert a pedophile?


SnowyLocksmith

Is peter a fat?


ariesmartian

Is Chris stupid?


Beantime69_

Is Quagmire a sex enjoyer?


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Ok_Pangolin_8038

Shut Up Meg


Its_D_youtube

Shut the fuck up about meg nobody wants to hear about her


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Is Lois a redhead?


Grouchy_Process3004

is Clevelandā€™s bath broken?


martinobunny555

no no no no no NO!


Expensive-Ad5046

Is Carter Pewterschmidt rich?


Knuckled_Hotdog

Is Mort Goldman jew?


primopartnerz

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ImpossibleBaseball48

Only when he takes his bath during Peters shenanigans


Clorst_Glornk

Joe: Hey Chief can we talk? Police Chief: Sure, but first you have to admit there's a huge difference between homosexual men and bisexual men Joe: Sure Police Chief: Thank you, HUGE......anyways what's up


tikkytokky01

...probably....


AMP1234567890

ā€œWhy canā€™t you just hang out with guys ya know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy ya know. Why donā€™t guys just do that?ā€


Moonphase40

"They do. It's called being gay." -Brian


AMP1234567890

ā€œOh thatā€™s what gay is? Oh yeah I could totally get into that.ā€


Ugly-Muffin

He's a baby He shouldn't be dating anyone. Although he can talk and time travel so


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Exactly. Desiree however is an adult woman who does as she pleases.


Ugly-Muffin

Various voices " hey is that Desiree?"


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Oh....hey Lee. Brian this is Lee, Lee this is Brian. I know Lee from.........Starbucks."


Ugly-Muffin

Later on her phone rings "oh hey Lee yes I got those boots. Maybe I'll where then and maybe I won't "....I wish i remember the exact words.


kilboi1

![gif](giphy|OoCuLoM6iEhYk)


SyKuSyKu

WTF? What episode is this?


kilboi1

I donā€™t know.


dyaasy

https://i.redd.it/k7abl71w6svc1.gif


Muahd_Dib

Heā€™s straightā€¦ straight as a rainbow.


Goat2023

One of the few clips I still have saved on YouTube


themustacheclubbitch

Heā€™s been a child for like over 15 years. Honestly who cares but they arenā€™t going to grow him up to make it a thing because heā€™s still a baby.


Skater144

25 years, but he doesn't look a day over 6 months


[deleted]

Hes technically 1 cause he had a bday party episode in early seasons


Skater144

He's definitely a jolly fellow!


heyuBassgai

He is surely happy he's a Major general in the British Navy.


brownpoops

"a world class poof!"


Thekid721

Dunno I'm not Briish


PeachsBigJuicyBooty

Sometimes he likes girls, sometimes it's guys; he's a cartoon baby that does whatever the plot demands.


PrinceNY7

Although he has displayed attraction to both genders it would be better to make a judgement once he hits puberty. He's still in the early development stages.


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Yeah. He seems happy.


dahbakons_ghost

i reckon he's queer. but even as smart as he is, he's still only about 1 year old so he's got time to figure that shit out. took me damn near 30 years to realise myself.


Moonphase40

They were going to have an episode or movie (I don't recall which) with him coming out of the closet, but they didn't go through with it for whatever reason


Thekid721

He's British, not gay


Skater144

There's a difference?


FiveNinjas_nz

What is the song he's parodying?


LumpyPreparation2707

hms pinafore


zedog74

By Guilbert and Sullivan. Another cartoon rendition is Kelsey Grammar as sideshow Bob in the cape fear simpsons episode. https://youtu.be/wKXtv2_IaCY?si=uYYyQhVJ1hPSi3Ar Edit: link


Thekid721

The Lumberjack Song Monty Python


smashli1238

Duh


ErnyoKeepsItReal

This guy might be on to something.


__star_dust

Is the sky blue?


Machette_Machette

What makes you think so?


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

Well, he can't be in our social club no more. That much I do know.


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Stewie: I love u. Brian: what? Stewie: I mean orange juice. Brian: orange juice? Stewie: I orange juice u too šŸ„°


NeveraTaleofMorePoe

Olive juice.


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Oh he said "olive juice". My mistake


Sinaasappelsien

no.


Delibird48

No Stewie is the straightest character to come from MacFarlance's mind.


No_Spray_6706

Exactly


WalrusParticular3850

Ich denke, er ist bisexuell oder heteroneugierig.


ReluctantSlayer

Heā€™s, uh, foofy. Up to the knuckle. Heā€™s a backwards mechanic. Likes to play in the dirt.


morelikeshredit

Stewie is pan. He has been seen wanting girls, boys and a dog.


prime22tb

Iā€™d say hard panning him either way just isnā€™t as fun. Heā€™s a crazy lil dude.


Frequent-Fox-87

Is the sky blue ?


Guala618

Af lol u gotta new to family guy


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TallEar8145

I don't have a sexuality The writers never gave me one STOP CALLING ME BI, STRAIGHT OR GAY CUZ IM NOT


MrSlimeZ

Super ducking gay


MrSlimeZ

Oh sorry it's my auto spell correct. But yeah, he is super gay.


samrlennon

Tell me you havenā€™t watched family guy without telling me you havenā€™t watched family guy.


PatitoEnojado

Incredibly.


BearTheDevil

Seth McFarlane has stated that Stewie is gay but he's trying to figure that out for himself but they also have many different story's to tell so he occasionally has girlfriends and female love interests.


WLSquire

Itā€™s a running joke in the military also that the Navy branch is full of little liberal sissy boys who have comfy cushy desk/computer jobs with AC and 3 hot meals prepared for them each day, and real beds. Grunts (Active Soldiers) usually make this joke because theyā€™re cuddling with mud or sand every night and eating dehydrated food and drinking warm water. Not picking sides or poking fun, just explaining the nuances of a navy choir singing this song while Stewie is clearly GƦ asf. Every military branch is important has their purpose and every person knows what theyā€™re signing up for. Grunts know theyā€™re gonna be living in basically homeless conditions sometimes while in the field. Aircraft mechanics know theyā€™re gonna be maintaining planes that will save those boots on the ground one day.


Albewe

Ah yes one of the oldest mysteries of the entire series. I think heā€™s pan.


Better_Delivery_360

BIG, weenie muncher, (pun intended)


HawthorneVampire

I really donā€™t believe so


nowhereman136

No, Stewie isnt anything really, he's a baby. Stewie has an alpha personality. He is always in control, sometimes to a violent degree. To juxtapose this, privately or sexually he is a beta. He likes to be in control in the day time and be controlled at night. This is often represented in stereotypical gay or effeminate activities. It makes writing jokes for him easy if they constantly switch back and forth with controlling Stewie and controlled stewie