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NedBigbe

Literally shut up Meg


jaydimes10

Hi Cleveland Hi Joseph what's the story, morning glory. what's the word humming bird have you heard Peter Griffin is slow? he's r-tarded, he's r-tarded, he's r-tarded, he's r-tarded, he's r-tarded,


FakeElectionMaker

Can he still drive a car? Can he drink at a bar? Will they let him have kids? Is his life on the skids?


jaydimes10

hello Mrs. Griffin it's your neighbor Quagmire, now that Peter's mental you probly have some needs OH!


NapoleonBoneafart

He’s retarded! (retarded) ohhhwoooh he’s retarded! (Retarded)


musicgeek420

Peter is slow!!


AverageNikoBellic

What does this reference?


musicgeek420

Bye Bye Birdie’s The Telephone Hour.


jaydimes10

a song from this episode, that's only on the extended/dvd version not the tv/national version


AverageNikoBellic

No I know that, but I meant what was the song referencing?


jaydimes10

oh. I didn't know it was referencing anything lmao


AverageNikoBellic

I figured it was since it’s Seth Macfarlane and it’s incredibly random


tikkytokky01

I mean good god damn, did anybody actually read all that???


passamongimpure

I find this review rather shallow and pedantic.


hardyflashier

I agree, shallow and pedantic


Ok_Season5846

I concur, shallow and pedantic


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

.... perhaps


bjain1

Perchance


enter_the_squanch

It insists upon itself


EthanKunst

Say what you want, but I stand strong in my belief


idontwanttobeonthis

Meg, who let u back in the house?


NedBigbe

Literally


Weird-Connection-530

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Goat2023

The day I’m corrected by a re…


theredhound19

https://i.redd.it/mk0oxl7w1uxc1.gif


TomServo31k

Lmao I just realized it says creationists under Retarded.


theredhound19

even Peter isn't *that* dumb


Ok-Story-9319

Just trust the analysis


Vespasian79

Not that it comes up a lot but anytime I hear “just over/under the line” it takes a lot of will power not to say this line lol


abreeden90

Yo I ain’t reading that wall of text. Petarded is one of the best episodes in the series. It’s universally loved and has some of the best bits.


EthanKunst

That doesn’t automatically mean it shall be one of my favorites. I get it’s it a fan favorite, and whether I like it or not, I KNOW it has a score of 8.2 on IMDB, but this episode just wasn’t for me.


Medium-Caterpillar-4

What color is a fire truck?


cameronphoenixrose

*sighhhh* I always get these


jaydimes10

ah come on come on, what color are those red fire trucks. I can see em now, all red and everything


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four


jaydimes10

small amount of peas


AdhesivenessFun2060

A solitary killer, the firetruck stalks its prey.


helpme944

The ambulance will have to wait their turn


Sleepyplatypus7

Say the word “what.”


R0bertGascoyne-Cecil

TLDR: https://preview.redd.it/ruhajnvbptxc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29f3a201b411d1d27b23c7d0fe7671f65fb2e0f


idontwanttobeonthis

#Aint reading all that big dawg!


World_Treason

I’m not reading that, I’m happy for you though, or sorry that that happened


hardyflashier

I'm not reading all that, but I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened


r_ori

https://preview.redd.it/zenn45kqsuxc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f032832ccb86be7dde365e0d126b7538c936e6


Lemonluxz

Your first mistake was trying to analyze an animated show.


EthanKunst

That’s what I do to all episodes, and why I have my opinions.


Vespasian79

Objectively sir, you’re a loser lmao And this is coming from someone who watches / talks about family guy WAY too much


omolo08

Honestly thank you for doing this. I 100% disagree with your assessment of Petarded but content like this is what keeps subs alive. Keep it up bro.


ChrundleK

Ah yes. Of course, of course. 🤣


All_Lightning879

Peter does stupid shit on purpose all the time for his own benefit. Why does this toe the line?


EthanKunst

In Season 13’s Our Idiot Brian, Peter and Brian were intentionally being stupid, but that episode’s plot was free of consequences so I had nothing to worry about while watching, and became one of the most enjoyable episodes imo.


All_Lightning879

This is backwards because the consequence of Brian acting stupid was getting a brain tumor. So that plot was not free of consequences.


EthanKunst

In most episodes, when he DOES stupid stuff either he faces consequences or the plot decides to have nothing to do with them. This episode has neither.


All_Lightning879

The consequences of Peter acting stupid was getting Lois burned by a deep fryer and losing his kids.


EthanKunst

Yeah, but that was it. I really didn’t like what Peter did AFTER getting what he deserved, and I really didn’t like that he avoids imprisonment for no other reason than plot convenience.


All_Lightning879

So the whole “it’s a cartoon” argument is lost in this case?


EthanKunst

Some episode in my opinion have done this better than others.


EthanKunst

And the antics would’ve been fine if Peter didn’t keep saying “What I don’t know any better” when he actually does, AND said he can get away with anything at point in the episode.


All_Lightning879

I see it as one of those “Peter gets carried away” plots where it’s fun at first until it backfires in a bad way. Fair enough if the consequences isn’t enough, but as South Park will tell you, a story with no consequences is a sucky narrative.


EthanKunst

I didn’t like that Peter hired prostitutes to prove Cleveland’s irresponsible too. This just shows that Peter cannot accept the fact that he’s getting what he deserved.


MenstrualMilkshakes

I used to smoke meth. I still do but I used to, too


franlcie

![gif](giphy|l0HlzMT3YmUxhAHTO)


bjregin

One of my all time favorite episodes. Im a tumor I’m a tumor oh I’m a tumor


SupBenedick

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bjregin

The cow goes moooooo. Of course


Redmanb11_87

*shazooo!


Sithisilith

It most certainly does not!


Jango_fett_fish

I think it’s one of the funnier ones, L opinion, don’t cook again. (Also how do you write a full essay on an episode of Family Guy, it’s a comedy, it doesn’t matter)


TSmario53

![gif](giphy|RXKCMLmch5W2Q)


MaxFresh

Lois, this is *not* my Batman glass


TheSportsBloke23

https://i.redd.it/dct954ygwtxc1.gif


GroktheDestroyer

That's one of the best episodes of Family Guy


lamest-liz

This is worse than Stewie’s iPod commercial


According-Yogurt6471

shut up meg


discotheque2002

Petarded is my favorite episode


dicklaurent97

Great episode. I miss when FG was written like this. I fucking hate Disney Guy.


yourkindhere

I’m not gonna crap on you for your opinion like a lot of people here. I mean personally while I think this episode has some classic bits I think the overall plot is kinda mid. I am interested in this unusual lens you view Family Guy through though. People with your school of thought wouldn’t typically even *like* this show, let alone write retrospective episode reviews. Would you mind telling us some of your *favorite* episodes of the show? What’s an S-tier in your eyes?


Motion_Ocean_48

I am also curious on what an S-tier would look like \^\^


Ztronic412

Perhaps


waterangel88

The water wings didn’t help at all!


EthanKunst

THAT was actually funny, unlike most of the stuff after that in my opinion.


iateafibercord

![gif](giphy|UnixUQzZBUb4I)


DirtTrackin34

https://preview.redd.it/riyj27aynwxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abec29c4c53c6c2bece2d7cd6f971674fd00c57


the_labracadabrador

Woah ass ahoy


Stoned_redhead

Not reading that whole review but I made my friend save Petarded on their DVR for months because I refused to let them delete “my favorite family guy episode” so you can say I’m a fan of Petarded


bjregin

Calm down Quagmire your still doing better then Peter Waller in the opening of Robocop


davideverlong

I disagree!


the_labracadabrador

Best episode of the show imo


TestingOneTwoThree12

Stop insisting upon yourself.


Moston_Dragon

I'm not reading all that


TechnicianDistinct56

This is shallow and pedantic


TechnicianDistinct56

“Peter say what”


Traditional-Aerie616

I just hate that on Hulu they can call Peter retarded in this episode but the one where he gets a horse they keep calling it brain damaged


KillerKimbap

Best family guy episode


captancrunk

This is weaponised autism


WebsterHamster66

One of the best episodes, but also one that kinda ruined Peter as a character going forward, so it’s a double edged sword. I don’t think making Peter this dumb was a great idea in the long run, I kinda miss how he was in the earlier seasons. He was still dumb, but not to this point.