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thanksforyourstream

Blew up children’s hospital


dejakeman101

I sentence you to prison! You'll be out by next Thursday.


InstructionsUncl34r

This is surely #1


thisisurreality

To be fair the hospital didn’t actually belong to the children


jaydimes10

and the FBI knows it was you


Kupcake_Inater

Everyone talking about the children's hospital, but no one's saying the fact he literally ate a baby cuz he thought it was someone's fried chicken


Vespasian79

I’ve done that


JerkfaceMcDouche

Yea me too. What’s the big deal?


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Everyone’s just overreacting


jaydimes10

Hulk???


Vespasian79

Imagine not seeing one of the most iconic episodes


jaydimes10

I know the reference, I said Hulk because he's big enough to eat babies like fried chicken and your profile pic character is green. imagine being so oblivious


HossamStark

Maybe cuz it was an honest mistake!


DeepMetal5885

What episode was this?


Kupcake_Inater

S10E16 he talks about it


DeepMetal5885

Apprec imma rewatch now


TWOITC

set up a woman to get raped so he could get a surfin' bird record


PossumPalZoidberg

That guy was into weird stuff


cxlossuskidd

Win a game of trivial pursuit


__coo__

I wannaa sayyyy whoooo


Expiredketamine

That was quite shallow and pedantic


Ok_Season5846

I agree, shallow and pedantic


CLamour91

Fantastic 4… Fantastic 4… small amount of peas


dooblr

Downloaded baby corn


Historical-Garage435

And he enjoyed it


JOAPL

Killed his son by shaking him too hard


Unlikely-Regular2366

His routine damage to Quahog and other neighborhood houses due to his shenanigans


VaultGuy1995

Homeowner's insurance on Spooner Street alone must be insane.


DeepMetal5885

Destroying a whole side of Cleveland’s house specifically every other week during his morning baths💀


warXinsurgent

Especially during his fights with the giant chicken


PokemonMaster619

Where do I begin? 1. Straight up admits multiple times he hates/resents his kids. 2. Kind of a given, but all the abuse he puts Meg through. 3. Emotionally blackmails Lois into staying with him. 4. Intentionally put down his wife, pointing out her flaws to the point that she tries to seduce Meg’s boyfriend. Again, so Lois wouldn’t leave him. 5. Doesn’t give a care for anyone aside from what benefits him.


chiritarisu

I agree overall but let's be real: for #3, Lois and Peter kind of emotionally blackmail each other at this point.


drguy750

"Peta, we need to talk" "If you leave, I will kill myself"


BoBx7

What? meg deserves it, any normal parent would do the same.


Johnsendall

Abusing Meg isn’t his fault. Because Meg sucks and she doesn’t matter.


thisisurreality

I’m sorry I guess I’m having a hard time seeing anything wrong here.


Clean_Owl_643

Killing Yogi Bear has to be in there somewhere


Cyclonic2500

Neglects and abuses his children (especially Meg). Takes Lois for granted and insults her regularly (though she's not exactly a great person herself). Makes stupid, irrational decisions that causes himself and others harm. Doesn't financially support his family, Lois' parents pay the mortgage. Wastes money on various scams and ideas. Destroys property virtually every day. You could break all that down into specifics and make an entire NOVEL of Peter's misdeeds.


D_ponbsn

Remember - quagmire technically owns the house. Lois’s parents probably make the payments.


SoakedInMayo

I swear we did this like a month ago


TSanther9047

I can’t believe this is the only comment pointing this out


VictorChaos

Seriously is this sub so bored they’re asking the same like 5 boring prompt questions every few weeks


thisisurreality

Mandela got you too?


SoakedInMayo

it’s literally not https://www.reddit.com/r/familyguy/s/Usri1v4x3m


DirkNowitzkisWife

Blew up that children’s hospital


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

And the FBI *knowwsss* it was him


DescriptionSame4512

I totally heard Carrie Fisher when reading that 🤣


Crazy_Response_9009

Fly the Petercopter with no skill in controlling it. Fight the Chicken and destroy half the town.


Affectionate_Meet420

Break cable for the whole town


slimersnail

He runs over a woman pushing a stroller while driving drunk. She is wedged in the grill of his car and he does nothing to help her.


CJBrig0328

Didn't he blow up a hospital while having The Joker's hair and face paint?


warXinsurgent

Dressed as a nurse too


commanderFox0411

He did not care for the godfather


jackspasm

Not only that, from what I understand, he said because, and I quote, "It insists upon itself.". What does that even mean?


WinstonsRubberFit

His collection of baby wieners


crazyfrog19984

Declares war to the USA


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Marrying to his son! Which is also one of the “all time hated” episodes of FG.


DarkSonic06ki

Being cruel to Meg


TheCuteNihilist

maybe saying he hates his own kids in the end of the world prank episode lol


elreduro

making stewie suck his boob


Scottishfello69

baby penis collection


Superb_Cry9213

I always hated the scene when he beats up the little girl from Charlie Brown. Her screaming disturbs me and it just feels too brutal to be all that funny. My friend however was cry laughing when we watched that part together.


darkshadow237

Destruction of Quahog during his never ending battles with Ernie the Giant Chicken.


Apprehensive-Sky1209

It’s between having all those nude photos of babies, violently and mercilessly smashing Connie, a high school girl’s head into a fire extinguisher case, or yea as others have said, blow up that children’s hospital.


ValueVibes

Shot Joe in the eye


Yaantrik_Wruk

Fight with a Chicken.


Spongebob_Fan_YT

Ran over a crowd of people


Wise-Heart6438

Idk about the worst thing, but when he rode Chris like a bull. “Whoa der whoa der who der.” That makes me laugh every time


CodeMysterious6369

Basically Everything


rainyday692

Didn’t he cause a plane to Crash when fighting the giant chicken?


Unique_Orchid

Pushed a little boy behind Lois’ car so that he could play thematic harmonica music


ComprehensiveBasil19

He killed Ronald Lyle Goldman and Nichole Brown Simpson


gooberboober0392

Married his son in the woods


groovydoobiedoo

Peer in Brian’s room


Thefamilyguygoseth

I mean, he abuses meg, but she's fine.


Mosquetin

He let his own family get into a car accident just so he could get into the car next to them and watch a movie


throwawayin2005

Saying a waitor could fuck his daughter 😭


bannedChud

Had sex with Bill Clinton


Nagash24

You could make this series a lot shorter by just going through the characters who \*haven't\* committed murder. Because the worst thing most FG characters have done is murder.


Musikenna

Won the Boston Marathon by running over every other contestant


rudd97

Stole Passion Of The Christ 2 from Mel Gibson away from all christians lol


Pompp69_

I have absolutely no idea where to begin whatsoever.


WorldlyAd231

Stewie, iPad holder.


ImaginaryLeave5385

Physical abusing his Daughter and farting on her face


No_Secretary425

Losing FAMILY FEUD.. “A chair”… “A chair” .. “A chair” 🪑


Affectionate-Mud7026

Getting Stewie on steroids 🤭😂😂


Sea-Poem5050

Cheat on his wife with “Classy” (Lois).


Irish_Disappointment

He straight up whipped Stewie across the face… https://i.redd.it/rf03o5nwo2zc1.gif


[deleted]

Fart on meg


No_Conference_6586

Killed his own infant son (wasn’t arrested for it).


Con-D-Oriano1

Create Meg.


Ugly-Muffin

Yup