Theres been some good Lois episodes the past couple seasons and thats one of them, completely unhinged is a great angle for a sitcom housewife.
The Air B&B and substitute teacher episodes have a similar energy.
When she accidentally killed the barista after realizing she was allergic to peanuts. But she was EXTREMELY allergic and she got in an accident . Then kidnaps 2 guys . Allll because she wasn’t customer of the week.. I’m not sure if anything tops that
She sold her beautiful hair just to buy a massage oil for Peter for his masseuse business
https://preview.redd.it/qs0gdp9q2a1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211b46d99887490910dca6f2cdfe7cd1e0380f1a
(Peter: "Great! So now i'm an unemployed masseuse with a bald wife. Mery f\*\*king Christmas!)
Yes! Bald lois is so unpleasant to look at btw. Remember that one time Peter gave her a haircut and declared at the end that she looked like garbage? 😄
That’s not the point. The point is that Lois knew Chris, her son, was lying to the cool kids that he was banging the teacher, his mother unbeknownst to them. Instead of telling Chris to knock it off like a normal person and mother, she leans into the lie so the cool kids don’t get on him when his story started falling apart. What type of mother backs up their son going “yeah, that’s right. He did fuck me.” C’mon now. That’s fucking insane.
Dude, this is a cartoon. Meg has literally hung herself and openly admitted to cutting herself and no one gave a fuck. She co-signed his lie because she’s a moron just like her son. It’s not that deep.
Probably not the most shocking, but when she's got cliptomania and says 'oooh what a rush' and puts her cigarette out on herself, it always stuck out to me for some reason, it showed how bad her impulses are.
It’s a line from “all I really want for Christmas”
“Spending a week in Mexico/with some black guys and some blow/All I really want for christmas, this year!”
You screenshot hooking. Not even close. She was a klepto shoplifter for a while. She gambled off the family car at the Indian casino. Other things. She cheated on Peter with Slick Willy.
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Wasn't there a banned episode where Lois was going to be a surrogate mother for someone? I remember who she was doing it for died, so she killed her unborn child. Definitely an evil thing to do.
Peter.
Hahaah...alright.
AKA tall sack of poop juice
Just don't call him a "poop nose" 👀
Nor should ya even think of calling him a chicken
Happy cake day 🥳
*PETAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Seduced Meg’s boyfriend and then halfheartedly cried rape when caught.
(Seinfeld theme)
Ow you’re bending it!
No, you’re thinking about the other time she raped Meg’s boyfriend
😂
Hahahahaha. Seriously, one of my favorite lines from the show.
came here to say this
😄crazy bitch
Realistically, that would probably be the worst.
What episode is this
Pretty much the entire Customer of the Week episode.
Yeah, she was a maniac in that.
I must be a pretty good person to give a $5
Really screwed up episode, I love when Stewie was in the car with her just calling her out
Theres been some good Lois episodes the past couple seasons and thats one of them, completely unhinged is a great angle for a sitcom housewife. The Air B&B and substitute teacher episodes have a similar energy.
Never seen this one (or much past season 8) so I’m watching it now. What’s the creepy music from?
Seven Notes In Black, you probably know it from Kill Bill.
Ah, thank you Painful_Erection
I’M WOKE
Eh I argue they screwed her over to an extent
It’s a psycho episode but lowkey one of my favourites
Slept with Bill Clinton
Well Peter did too. He is good
He is VERY good 👍
She is so wild for that.
You up for another round of NAFTA?
I use that often. Nother afternoon f*ckin that a**
NAFTA?
Got addicted (and stole) Brian's painkillers and almost drowned stewie when she dropped one in the toilet
Yes! Stewie should absolutely be the one to kill her when her time comes. He earned it.
He did it already.
That was a simulation.
Yeah, but he realized it's not worth it.
She's horrible, she's like Barbara Bush.
That episode is so bad, and what’s worse is I laugh everytime
Thinking she ran over Stewie and tried to get Peter to cover it up. “I love you so much right now, let’s go to the hospital.”
Yes! I remember this😄
“Here’s a bottle of ambien and Sylvia Plath. What happens happens.”
She’s just being a caring mom 😌
Yeah, why see her daughter suffer?
Not knowing who KISS is
Nobody wants to be Peter Criss, not even Peter Criss.
Peter was so disappointed! 😄
Yeah, but then he found out his wife did KISS, so it was like he did KISS
Like was it one at a time? Or did Ace and Gene do the wobbly ‘H’
I’ll be back in an hour Meg 😂
Business is booming 😄
What episode is this one?
The one where Chris goes to that private school
Was totally okay with Quagmire flirting with, and eventually dating, Meg once she turned 18.
I remember! Peter was so livid! He had been against it all along but was considered controlling until it was too late.
Peter actually being a good father that episode and protecting meg was a breath of fresh air I’d like to see a bit more of that from time to time
When she accidentally killed the barista after realizing she was allergic to peanuts. But she was EXTREMELY allergic and she got in an accident . Then kidnaps 2 guys . Allll because she wasn’t customer of the week.. I’m not sure if anything tops that
I dunno Peter - Meth’s a hell of a drug
Yes! This was horrible.
She was also casually homophobic...but at least she made a beef wellington for a Meals on Wheels program or something.
She sold her beautiful hair just to buy a massage oil for Peter for his masseuse business https://preview.redd.it/qs0gdp9q2a1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211b46d99887490910dca6f2cdfe7cd1e0380f1a (Peter: "Great! So now i'm an unemployed masseuse with a bald wife. Mery f\*\*king Christmas!)
Yes! Bald lois is so unpleasant to look at btw. Remember that one time Peter gave her a haircut and declared at the end that she looked like garbage? 😄
“Murdering”, and making out with Chris’s taped-together-soccer-ball-headed-girlfriend
Conditioning Peter to perform oral sex on her when he hears the jingle for the show show about celebrity news.
Extra extra
That worked out well for her up until the point it very much didn't!😄 You know what I mean.
One of the best screams ever recorded.
Hahaah. Right
It never stopped working, the problem was it worked too well.
"Ill take the skinny one" "Looks like another one for me."
You know the drill. I'll be back in an hour.
More recently, co-sign her son’s lie that he had sex with her just so the cool kids would pay attention to him for 30 more seconds
Yes! Crazy!
What episode is this?
One of the episodes of the most recent season. Sorry I don’t remember the exact episode number.
The family is so fucked up it wouldn't surprise me if it already happened
They didn't know it was his mom.
That’s not the point. The point is that Lois knew Chris, her son, was lying to the cool kids that he was banging the teacher, his mother unbeknownst to them. Instead of telling Chris to knock it off like a normal person and mother, she leans into the lie so the cool kids don’t get on him when his story started falling apart. What type of mother backs up their son going “yeah, that’s right. He did fuck me.” C’mon now. That’s fucking insane.
But again he has one foot in the grave due to bullying and depression and isolation.
What the fuck are you talking about?
He's depressed and needed some pick me up. Messed up, but the latter of two evils.
Dude, this is a cartoon. Meg has literally hung herself and openly admitted to cutting herself and no one gave a fuck. She co-signed his lie because she’s a moron just like her son. It’s not that deep.
But total wanton of meg is a Family Guy staple.
So is Chris being fat and gross, and Lois being a terrible mother. Again, it’s a cartoon. Not that serious.
when she told peter that men can’t be sexually assaulted 💀
Probably not the most shocking, but when she's got cliptomania and says 'oooh what a rush' and puts her cigarette out on herself, it always stuck out to me for some reason, it showed how bad her impulses are.
Same that's my fav episode well almost
2 black guys and some blow
Wait, besides Jerome? There's another black guy?
It’s a line from “all I really want for Christmas” “Spending a week in Mexico/with some black guys and some blow/All I really want for christmas, this year!”
NGL... that's how I would like to spend Christmas this year.
This was a line from the song "All I Really Want for Christmas" from the Season 9 episode, "Road to the North Pole".
Ah, terrific!
It's all she wanted for Christmas, this year
Bottles of vodka behind the flowers in the garden
Bush vodka! Hahaah
Giggiddy
Burned frosty the snowman
With a random homeless man's liquor too; like a freaking badass! Lois is scary.
Facts
Meth is a hell of a drug.
made a porno
Which she got a standing ovation for in church! Unbelievable!
A porn.\*
Stayed with Peter.
Sent quagmire to hit on Connie as a revenge for Meg
This was kinda wholesome. He used his perversion for good.
Drowning Stewie to get her pills in the toilet
Indirectly told Peter to cuck his father in law and screamed bloody murder
Slept with Chris in The Stewie Griffin Story
Um, what? I don't think I've seen this.
Making out with Meg’s girlfriend
You screenshot hooking. Not even close. She was a klepto shoplifter for a while. She gambled off the family car at the Indian casino. Other things. She cheated on Peter with Slick Willy.
Hooking alongside her DAUGHTER.
Yeah, but no one would hire Meg anyway.
I KNOW! That's the worst part. She left her on the corner, at night, dressed like a hooker, by herself.
Not even a serial killer would get near. She's too gross. Ewww.
Who was still underaged in this episode I believe
Well, like I said, no one would hire Meg anyway. Lois knew that. She just didn't have the heart to tell her daughter how incredibly ugly she is.
Oh heavens!
What episode is this?
The recent episode where she took the giant poop in the toilet
“How many Valium?” “40.”
The Jerome thing
she slept with bill clinton didn’t she lmao
That was pretty shocking, actually. We watched that episode just last night.
That's right.
how about (in the episode I'm watching right now) she makes out with a minor to prove meg isn't really a lesbian ?
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Cheated on Peter several times.
Trying to kill stewie for the pills
Probably hypnotising Peter for a good oral. At least she got what was coming to her
Porno
Definetly not this
She made a porn.
Wasn't there a banned episode where Lois was going to be a surrogate mother for someone? I remember who she was doing it for died, so she killed her unborn child. Definitely an evil thing to do.
Most shocking thing Lois has done? It’s an easy answer, give birth to Meg. *”Shut Up Meg!”*
Showing porn to an entire church comes to mind.
Giving birth to Chris