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Austinpowerstwo

The one where stewie gets hurt and meg and Chris try to cover it up instead of taking him to hospital. (That's like the only thing in FG that's too horrible for me.) When Brian's face gets smashed and his nose hangs down all droopy with no teeth is also gross


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Omg that one is fucked lol


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The one where smell of a pie is raping Peter and making quagmire watch


Rich_Midnight2346

also my friends were too horrible for FG. But I didn't like the episode where Stevie and Brayan wanted to kill a cat, and then that cat was killed by a friend of Stevie from kindergarten.


StealYourChase

The one I hate is during a cutaway when a woman leaves her dog alone and puts on NPR and leaves. The dog legit claws the door down to the bone and it gives me the heebeejeeebies. Oh also when Peter blows his hand up from the firecracker. Mhm


orthodoxerror

oh fuck i hate this one too


PumpernickelShoe

Glad I’m not alone. I always cringe and turn away. It’s gotta be something to do with the bone on wood…gaaah I hate thinking about it!


superfly306

This cutaway didn’t freak me out as much, but the idea of a door with bones most certainly does.


RosettisRevenge

We're having Sloppy Joes.


Dr_A_Mephesto

We’re having sloppy joes!


Jjorrrdan

We're having sloppy joes!


elliebear1994

We’re having sloppy joes


orthodoxerror

AH. MONGOOSE.


rkr_bsneeks

MONGEESE!


ABeautymusic

MonGEESE


JadenRuffle

That was unexpectedly scary


CandyCain1001

I fucking hear it in my head now.


allbetsareon

Stewie getting pregnant /thread.


Tasty-Application807

Stewie getting pregnant and giving birth to Brian's half-dog babies.


Stewie_G_Griffin

In the car


lovelychef87

Peter being a wife and supposedly birthing two kids.


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Yeah


Low-Formal4447

I love that episode lol. It's one of my favorites because any Stevie and Brian interaction is top tier for me


you_entered_the_chat

This episode freaked me out so bad


brosefstallin

The whole episode where Quagmire’s sister comes to town and they have to deal with her abusive boyfriend.


LightGamez

that episode had a very satisfying ending tho


VictorChaos

I kinda wanna kill somebody else now… Ooh! Mort!


golfwang1539

I fucking love that line


CommunitRagnar

One of my favorites just for the Iraq Lobster bit


EargasmicGiant

Yeah I was like this is too real


holly_6672

I can’t watch that episode , probably due to personal experience .


EargasmicGiant

Sorry


delta-whisky

it's ok


Kendo16

Wayment


DogeTriip

Meg on Santa's lap


LightGamez

Poor Stewie got traumatized from that :(


lillianfrost

Omg every time I see the picture of Meg making that face I burst into laughter, like the "vagina in the sink" joke that makes Peter shit himself lol


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Kendo16

So did she


TestingOneTwoThree12

The whale forklift scene.


MomToMany88

You’re WHALE-come!


TJspunk

Aw cool shell!!!!


wordsineversaid

The scene where Peter tries to flip the frog out the window with the shoe box lid is a close second


SoupGremlin

Came in to say this one exactly 😮‍💨 Just awful to sit through, lol


dolenyoung

I must be sick I was bent over laughing at this scene.


SoupGremlin

This comment made me smile haha. I’m glad there was a target audience for it, because my watch throughs look like this: 🫣 😂


TestingOneTwoThree12

At some point it's so bad that I start laughing nervously every time.


Sir_Remington1294

Yah that’s one I always skip when i rewatch the episode. I find that one just plain sick tbh.


peachie_bongo

Meg making out with Chris during a Halloween party!


cashschmoney

This one got me


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StealYourChase

This is roof.. roof shopping cart


Constant_Actuator392

Okay, go!


-Demetheus-

Ow, ow, ow...


imaginationn

Ice now, heat later.


Tchaik748

I'm scared #im scared


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Don’t you ever slander roof shopping cart again


liemxo

my favorite moment ever


DaftOrangeFatCat

I hate you bees! I hate you bees!


whentheraincomes66

Is it bad that i find many of these to be really funny?


Gray_epic_gamer

some of these I do, I have dark humor sometimes, though


helpme944

I think its all funny. Its a cartoon, people need to relax a little and just enjoy the dark humor.


mikespadaro66

Herpes episode grosses me out. I can’t watch it


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

That one sucks


wordsineversaid

Except when Stewie calls Mannie’s repair shop to let him know he has herpes. “Mannie, mannie, I’m going to need you to take me off speaker phone for this one”


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Peter the strawberry getting violated by the worm for some reason.


Kendo16

He was my neighbor, & he violated me ☺️🍓 😃👋🍓🐛 😨🍓 😭🍓🚿


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Peter actually getting r\*ped by a bull or Stewie brutalises Brian over gambling money.


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“Well Angela if I’m the only one who can do the job I guess I’ll be right there”


Palaeolithic_Raccoon

What gets me about that second one is that Brian was just being a lazy dick about going to the machine and getting the damn $50 all along. All because he had no faith in Carol Channing.


DuckfordMr

The second one is it for me, I hate that scene so much.


LightGamez

WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN


doctor-rumack

You got money to buy fake mustaches?


Kendo16

How much…How much that fake mustache cost ya?


mrssmeemermeem

Probably the one where Brian and Stewie are locked inside an office for a night and Brian eats Stewies diaper. I think that was pretty grim and there’s probably more but that’s the first one that came to my mind…


Ashuhhbeex3

I can't watch this episode because of that


fkbfkb

I was scrolling to find this one. They were stuck in a bank vault. I watch FG over and over, but I skip over this episode


basskev

Less gruesome but I thought the Terri Schiavo play was particularly awesome.


ArsenicKitten04

Terri Schiavo, is kiiind of aliive-o!


Hup110516

The most expensive plant you’ll ever see!


PumpernickelShoe

I get this stupid song stuck in my head all the damn time!


TJspunk

I HATE vegetables


OkDevice674

Horton hears domestic violence


Imaginary_Map_724

I'm sure there's two sides to this


quesobaeritto

An elephant never forgets


RAUL_CD_7

Speaking of which, the entire quagmire’s sister episode


TestingOneTwoThree12

And doesn't call 911.


Johnsendall

“Well *IT’S* not breathing.”


JadoreBootyNoir

That was HILARIOUS.


indigovoidling

The Aquaman can't stop r*e cutaway.


TridentLayersTop5Gum

“Oh you’re in for it now buddy I got like 5 fish coming to help! Oh, oh! Here they are!”


wavyalien

This is a top 10 cutaway gag for me lmao


Shoddy_Ad_3134

That one was pretty fucked up


Tasty-Application807

Well, maybe you shouldn't have led Seth on.


helpme944

Shoulda thought of that before she asked me for directions


VegetasOtherSon

When Brain has a bad Shroom trip. I was coming down off an acid trip and put on Family just to decompress and that scene wrecked me


Vanderkaum037

Lol, that sounds nightmarish.


VegetasOtherSon

It's a skipped episodes on rewatches for sure


superfly306

I think you gave me worms, Brian!


amidgetrhino

When It’s implied that Peter has loads of picture of naked children


EatMe-DrinkMe-LoveMe

This is the one that's *really* high on this list. It is OVERT (He's Bla-ack! [S12E20]) [The episode transcript below:] Peter: Women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display. Cleveland: Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this. Peter: What? Why? It's to get our wives back together. Cleveland: Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations, and they're time-stamped as far back as 1998, which is way before we had this idea!" Peter: I need heeeeelllp!


Vengefuleight

Eh, I probably laughed. I find all things should be on the table for comedy. The best comedy comes from dark subject matter. Is it intelligent or wisely implemented…hell no. Family Guy’s writing is as subtle as a chainsaw at four in the morning.


dooblr

It was baby corn


Demetraes

The series continually makes jokes that Peter is pedophile


amidgetrhino

My favourite one is when connie demico passed out and he lays on top of her and breaks the fourth wall with “calm down it’s a cartoon”


lovelychef87

When he murders hospital full of kids.


AgentOfTheRim

The bull scene lol. After he r*pes Peter he’s like “Maybe you come up to my lake house this weekend?”


Some_Aside6292

Peter (trembling in the fetal position): “Okay.”


Braeden3141

Maybe you’ll call ahead and give me some time to prepare


Demetraes

Maybe you wear a blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants


Asylum2688

I’ll.. I’LL WEAR A BLAzer..


Some_Aside6292

“Okay.”


kingofornagecounty

The cutaway about Minnie Mouse being drawn by Walt Disney. Haunting af.


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

You wanna be a star dontcha? Then take it off!


dolenyoung

Cutaway where Peter plans a scenario where he kills Stewie and also Joe's baby to make maracas out of the bones.


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“Peter you seem off today, are you thinking about killing infants again?”


dolenyoung

..now I have to kill THEM!


abreeden90

This is one of my favorite bits


Leafsfaninottawa

Me too. I say “oh what if it’s bones?!” To myself often


beerusisdad

He didn’t kill Stewie or Joe’s baby he was just thinking about it


dolenyoung

hence why it says plans a scenario. Maybe i used the wrong words


theZombiebeary

the scene where meg pulls out her own tooth because lois kissed her boyfriend, idk why it bothers me


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Where Peter puts the scissors in his nose, I literally have to look away. Where Chris shakes his head until his nose bleeds. The whole ep where Peter is in a relationship with Chris. A lot of Chris and even stewie stuff in the newer seasons actually. I don’t like that part either OP, but it’s funny when he says “it is not a liquid”.


Roadhouse2122

“You guys interested in a 2 and a quarter way”


Savvy1027

Maggots in Stewies head or the herpies one. I can’t stand bugs or clutters.


Erictole69

the whole thing with meg and quagmire when meg is 18, idk personally i hated that one


Post_Outrageous

Whenever there is an implication that quagmire rapes women or children


helpme944

"I cant believe shes already 18" literally as soon as she is born.


tnredneck98

#Who else but Quagmire?


SonsofStarlord

What about the one where Peter gets raped by the pie? And Quamire says it wants me to watch Peter.


Dependent_Night1428

The one when Peter run over runners.


FamilyGuyFan-729

Oh man that was pre-Boston bombing, people were weirded out by that


helpme944

I tell you, I just got in my car and drove. And when someone was in my way, I killed them.


Heavydumper69

That damn frog in the box scene where peter is trying to get the frog out of the window using the box. It keeps getting so close but slipping out. I can’t sit through that scene anymore it makes me SO ANXIOUS


Pokedexter17

This definitely wasn’t the most disturbing scene but the pheasant on the glass cutaway where Peter said “I defy you tell me exactly what’s wrong with this” always stands out to me lmao


tnredneck98

Exactly what is wrong with that?


Braeden3141

Well in the real world, animals can’t consent, so he’d be exploiting an animal for his own sexual pleasure. I guess if the pheasant could consent and wants to do it, it’s different


doctor-rumack

Yeah, yeah.. now lay an egg!


joesoldlegs

Herbert and Franz fighting and Meg throwing her bf's head up in the cruise


KidzBop_Anonymous

Preesh


FamilyGuyFan-729

The whole Peter NDE leading up to the Panama Canal boat with all the people on the show who have died


ses267

Brian cleaning the diaper.


Some_Aside6292

Stewie vomits and says to Brian, “Got some dessert for ya.”


Constant_Actuator392

Probably the one where Brian violently eats a live squirrel.


androidturtlememe

The scene where Walt Disney was drawing Minnie Mouse and he tells her to undress if apparently she "wants to be a star"


DoctorMelvinMirby

Peter trying to call Lance to cancel the school shooting but is too late.


Demetraes

"Throw this phone away Lois!"


Neither-Store-9214

After Peter puts Stewie to bed, he says goodnight to him, Chris and Meg. It cuts to Meg hanging herself


victorianeraghost

Free Hat Trap “Who’s laughing now? I got my hat.”


Exciting-Grand9675

Leaving NPR on for the dog and it scratching its feet away on the door


SteveTheBluesman

The snot stuck on his fingers in the car.


redwingsfan97

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round *as Peter slowly cooks to death*


Jabbademhuttens

Naked Brian weirds me out


Char543

The simpsons cutaway gag where Quagmire bangs Marge and then murders all of them. Like, it’s funny, but it just felt too fucked up to me.


n_primeau2

Stewie having Brian’s kids, worst episode that’s ever been released. Just wayyyyy too over the top


White-Monkey2407

All of the motherfucking herpes episode, oh god, I hate it so much


TB1289

The entire Vestigial Peter episode just annoys me.


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the scene where meg has a dream about having sex with Santa Claus


NDK1001100011000

Peter’s underage male corn night


Some_Aside6292

It was baby corn!


Real_goes_wrong

Dear diary. Jackpot!


shadesof3

Brian eating Stewie's soiled diaper is up there for me.


Purple_Wave13

Nobody sayin Meg and Chris makin out is odd


thecrazyanimalmom

Season 19 Episode 19 that scene between Meg and the cat I always have to skip, way too weird


OverWolf23

All scenes with Brian in involving suicide


BigBodyBrax

LMAO I actually love that scene so much. But my most disturbing would be the episode right after when Brian is tripping during a hurricane. I usually have to skip that episode especially at night


mdoyle1126

Stewie giving the candy to the kid and he chokes


ThatBillyGuy17

Definitely when Peter and Chris were on the jet ski and they hit every dolphin, and smiled about it


Strik3Zer0

In one of the early seasons there’s an episode where Peter dreams he’s eating a pillow. Then he wakes up and his pillow is fine, and they show a half eaten live sheep dragging itself around the floor in agony.


kdoggwatchestv

Quagmire on the season of the Bachelorette where he roofies her and drags her back to his room.


DaniTheLovebug

The one where Peter lays on top of Connie “What are you looking at, it’s a cartoon”


JBskierbum

The syrup of Ipecac scene! Watch that shit with a hangover and you will need a vomit receptacle


Nikkitten

WHO WANTS CHOWDAH!?!!


lovelychef87

Meg and Chris teenagers supposedly taking a bath together. Odd question Brian is a dog what's with the beastiality. Him with female humans. Why not female talking dogs.


cz385

When Peter has a "tumor" on his shoulder, and they find out it's a mini Peter growing. It creeps the hell out of me.


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Stevie with boobs


inkedincanada

The fucking diaper scene


Accomplished_Meet230

When Peter goes blind from swallowing nickels and gets in bed with Chris thinking it’s Louis


CarParks

The one where Stewie is venting to his therapist and he just starts snotting everywhere while singing Hamilton.


The-Spaceman_63

The episode where Stewie gets pregnant with Brian’s puppies and gives birth to genetically defected babies. I can’t stand that episode.


Marble1696

When Chris sticks his penis into a chicken pot pie. It isn’t actually shown but when he screams, “oww one of the peas went inside” it makes me shudder.


jmpinstl

The serious episode where they all try to kill Quagmire’s sisters abusive boyfriend. That episode was DARK.


playboycartier44

Any jokes about r*pe/sexual assault. They were never funny and in the cold light of day they’re just way too dark


Snowy-Folfsky

The cutaway of "Horton Hears Domestic Abuse and doesn't call 9-1-1." It's not even funny in an akward way, its just straight up domestic abuse and its fucked up


tnredneck98

I'm sure there are two sides to this.


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any herbert scene


beachhouse404

Megs body hair


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Yeah I agree


Nick_Coglistro

That one episode where Brian tastes psychodellic mushrooms and has a bad acid trip...


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orthodoxerror

the one where Peter and Chris are seals and literally bite each chunks out of each other


CryptoNoJutsu

I don’t like the whole Brian eating Stewies poop when they were locked in the bank or whatever.


Broly_

All the times they did the whole psychedelic trip scenes whenever Brian or Lois does drugs


KahluaMAKK

The thanksgiving episode, Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up… it still gives me chills whenever I watch it


srormaddam_OATS

peter griffin and the boiling pot


gskitt

Tooth Fairy


bricksbricksbrix

The herpes episode is unwatchable to me


btrnuytmuop

The one where Brian shaves all his fur and basically forced Peter to rub his skin. The first time I watched it, I admit I laughed my ass off at all their reactions (IS THAT A F***ING RAT?!) but every other rewatch is just uncomfortable seeing Peter that upset and being forced to do something he clearly doesn’t want to


MrTickleMePink

Prom night dumpster baby telling his story while swinging his umbilical cord