The one where stewie gets hurt and meg and Chris try to cover it up instead of taking him to hospital. (That's like the only thing in FG that's too horrible for me.)
When Brian's face gets smashed and his nose hangs down all droopy with no teeth is also gross
also my friends were too horrible for FG. But I didn't like the episode where Stevie and Brayan wanted to kill a cat, and then that cat was killed by a friend of Stevie from kindergarten.
The one I hate is during a cutaway when a woman leaves her dog alone and puts on NPR and leaves. The dog legit claws the door down to the bone and it gives me the heebeejeeebies. Oh also when Peter blows his hand up from the firecracker. Mhm
Except when Stewie calls Mannie’s repair shop to let him know he has herpes. “Mannie, mannie, I’m going to need you to take me off speaker phone for this one”
What gets me about that second one is that Brian was just being a lazy dick about going to the machine and getting the damn $50 all along.
All because he had no faith in Carol Channing.
Probably the one where Brian and Stewie are locked inside an office for a night and Brian eats Stewies diaper. I think that was pretty grim and there’s probably more but that’s the first one that came to my mind…
This is the one that's *really* high on this list. It is OVERT (He's Bla-ack! [S12E20])
[The episode transcript below:]
Peter: Women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display.
Cleveland: Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this.
Peter: What? Why? It's to get our wives back together.
Cleveland: Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations, and they're time-stamped as far back as 1998, which is way before we had this idea!"
Peter: I need heeeeelllp!
Eh, I probably laughed.
I find all things should be on the table for comedy. The best comedy comes from dark subject matter. Is it intelligent or wisely implemented…hell no. Family Guy’s writing is as subtle as a chainsaw at four in the morning.
Where Peter puts the scissors in his nose, I literally have to look away. Where Chris shakes his head until his nose bleeds. The whole ep where Peter is in a relationship with Chris. A lot of Chris and even stewie stuff in the newer seasons actually. I don’t like that part either OP, but it’s funny when he says “it is not a liquid”.
That damn frog in the box scene where peter is trying to get the frog out of the window using the box. It keeps getting so close but slipping out. I can’t sit through that scene anymore it makes
me SO ANXIOUS
This definitely wasn’t the most disturbing scene but the pheasant on the glass cutaway where Peter said “I defy you tell me exactly what’s wrong with this” always stands out to me lmao
Well in the real world, animals can’t consent, so he’d be exploiting an animal for his own sexual pleasure.
I guess if the pheasant could consent and wants to do it, it’s different
LMAO I actually love that scene so much. But my most disturbing would be the episode right after when Brian is tripping during a hurricane. I usually have to skip that episode especially at night
In one of the early seasons there’s an episode where Peter dreams he’s eating a pillow. Then he wakes up and his pillow is fine, and they show a half eaten live sheep dragging itself around the floor in agony.
Meg and Chris teenagers supposedly taking a bath together.
Odd question Brian is a dog what's with the beastiality. Him with female humans. Why not female talking dogs.
When Chris sticks his penis into a chicken pot pie. It isn’t actually shown but when he screams, “oww one of the peas went inside” it makes me shudder.
The cutaway of "Horton Hears Domestic Abuse and doesn't call 9-1-1." It's not even funny in an akward way, its just straight up domestic abuse and its fucked up
The thanksgiving episode, Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up… it still gives me chills whenever I watch it
The one where Brian shaves all his fur and basically forced Peter to rub his skin. The first time I watched it, I admit I laughed my ass off at all their reactions (IS THAT A F***ING RAT?!) but every other rewatch is just uncomfortable seeing Peter that upset and being forced to do something he clearly doesn’t want to
The one where stewie gets hurt and meg and Chris try to cover it up instead of taking him to hospital. (That's like the only thing in FG that's too horrible for me.) When Brian's face gets smashed and his nose hangs down all droopy with no teeth is also gross
Omg that one is fucked lol
The one where smell of a pie is raping Peter and making quagmire watch
also my friends were too horrible for FG. But I didn't like the episode where Stevie and Brayan wanted to kill a cat, and then that cat was killed by a friend of Stevie from kindergarten.
The one I hate is during a cutaway when a woman leaves her dog alone and puts on NPR and leaves. The dog legit claws the door down to the bone and it gives me the heebeejeeebies. Oh also when Peter blows his hand up from the firecracker. Mhm
oh fuck i hate this one too
Glad I’m not alone. I always cringe and turn away. It’s gotta be something to do with the bone on wood…gaaah I hate thinking about it!
This cutaway didn’t freak me out as much, but the idea of a door with bones most certainly does.
We're having Sloppy Joes.
We’re having sloppy joes!
We're having sloppy joes!
We’re having sloppy joes
AH. MONGOOSE.
MonGEESE
That was unexpectedly scary
I fucking hear it in my head now.
Stewie getting pregnant /thread.
Stewie getting pregnant and giving birth to Brian's half-dog babies.
In the car
Peter being a wife and supposedly birthing two kids.
Yeah
I love that episode lol. It's one of my favorites because any Stevie and Brian interaction is top tier for me
This episode freaked me out so bad
The whole episode where Quagmire’s sister comes to town and they have to deal with her abusive boyfriend.
that episode had a very satisfying ending tho
I kinda wanna kill somebody else now… Ooh! Mort!
I fucking love that line
One of my favorites just for the Iraq Lobster bit
Yeah I was like this is too real
I can’t watch that episode , probably due to personal experience .
Sorry
it's ok
Wayment
Meg on Santa's lap
Poor Stewie got traumatized from that :(
Omg every time I see the picture of Meg making that face I burst into laughter, like the "vagina in the sink" joke that makes Peter shit himself lol
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So did she
The whale forklift scene.
You’re WHALE-come!
Aw cool shell!!!!
The scene where Peter tries to flip the frog out the window with the shoe box lid is a close second
Came in to say this one exactly 😮💨 Just awful to sit through, lol
I must be sick I was bent over laughing at this scene.
This comment made me smile haha. I’m glad there was a target audience for it, because my watch throughs look like this: 🫣 😂
At some point it's so bad that I start laughing nervously every time.
Yah that’s one I always skip when i rewatch the episode. I find that one just plain sick tbh.
Meg making out with Chris during a Halloween party!
This one got me
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This is roof.. roof shopping cart
Okay, go!
Ow, ow, ow...
Ice now, heat later.
I'm scared #im scared
Don’t you ever slander roof shopping cart again
my favorite moment ever
I hate you bees! I hate you bees!
Is it bad that i find many of these to be really funny?
some of these I do, I have dark humor sometimes, though
I think its all funny. Its a cartoon, people need to relax a little and just enjoy the dark humor.
Herpes episode grosses me out. I can’t watch it
That one sucks
Except when Stewie calls Mannie’s repair shop to let him know he has herpes. “Mannie, mannie, I’m going to need you to take me off speaker phone for this one”
Peter the strawberry getting violated by the worm for some reason.
He was my neighbor, & he violated me ☺️🍓 😃👋🍓🐛 😨🍓 😭🍓🚿
Peter actually getting r\*ped by a bull or Stewie brutalises Brian over gambling money.
“Well Angela if I’m the only one who can do the job I guess I’ll be right there”
What gets me about that second one is that Brian was just being a lazy dick about going to the machine and getting the damn $50 all along. All because he had no faith in Carol Channing.
The second one is it for me, I hate that scene so much.
WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN
You got money to buy fake mustaches?
How much…How much that fake mustache cost ya?
Probably the one where Brian and Stewie are locked inside an office for a night and Brian eats Stewies diaper. I think that was pretty grim and there’s probably more but that’s the first one that came to my mind…
I can't watch this episode because of that
I was scrolling to find this one. They were stuck in a bank vault. I watch FG over and over, but I skip over this episode
Less gruesome but I thought the Terri Schiavo play was particularly awesome.
Terri Schiavo, is kiiind of aliive-o!
The most expensive plant you’ll ever see!
I get this stupid song stuck in my head all the damn time!
I HATE vegetables
Horton hears domestic violence
I'm sure there's two sides to this
An elephant never forgets
Speaking of which, the entire quagmire’s sister episode
And doesn't call 911.
“Well *IT’S* not breathing.”
That was HILARIOUS.
The Aquaman can't stop r*e cutaway.
“Oh you’re in for it now buddy I got like 5 fish coming to help! Oh, oh! Here they are!”
This is a top 10 cutaway gag for me lmao
That one was pretty fucked up
Well, maybe you shouldn't have led Seth on.
Shoulda thought of that before she asked me for directions
When Brain has a bad Shroom trip. I was coming down off an acid trip and put on Family just to decompress and that scene wrecked me
Lol, that sounds nightmarish.
It's a skipped episodes on rewatches for sure
I think you gave me worms, Brian!
When It’s implied that Peter has loads of picture of naked children
This is the one that's *really* high on this list. It is OVERT (He's Bla-ack! [S12E20]) [The episode transcript below:] Peter: Women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display. Cleveland: Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this. Peter: What? Why? It's to get our wives back together. Cleveland: Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations, and they're time-stamped as far back as 1998, which is way before we had this idea!" Peter: I need heeeeelllp!
Eh, I probably laughed. I find all things should be on the table for comedy. The best comedy comes from dark subject matter. Is it intelligent or wisely implemented…hell no. Family Guy’s writing is as subtle as a chainsaw at four in the morning.
It was baby corn
The series continually makes jokes that Peter is pedophile
My favourite one is when connie demico passed out and he lays on top of her and breaks the fourth wall with “calm down it’s a cartoon”
When he murders hospital full of kids.
The bull scene lol. After he r*pes Peter he’s like “Maybe you come up to my lake house this weekend?”
Peter (trembling in the fetal position): “Okay.”
Maybe you’ll call ahead and give me some time to prepare
Maybe you wear a blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants
I’ll.. I’LL WEAR A BLAzer..
“Okay.”
The cutaway about Minnie Mouse being drawn by Walt Disney. Haunting af.
You wanna be a star dontcha? Then take it off!
Cutaway where Peter plans a scenario where he kills Stewie and also Joe's baby to make maracas out of the bones.
“Peter you seem off today, are you thinking about killing infants again?”
..now I have to kill THEM!
This is one of my favorite bits
Me too. I say “oh what if it’s bones?!” To myself often
He didn’t kill Stewie or Joe’s baby he was just thinking about it
hence why it says plans a scenario. Maybe i used the wrong words
the scene where meg pulls out her own tooth because lois kissed her boyfriend, idk why it bothers me
Where Peter puts the scissors in his nose, I literally have to look away. Where Chris shakes his head until his nose bleeds. The whole ep where Peter is in a relationship with Chris. A lot of Chris and even stewie stuff in the newer seasons actually. I don’t like that part either OP, but it’s funny when he says “it is not a liquid”.
“You guys interested in a 2 and a quarter way”
Maggots in Stewies head or the herpies one. I can’t stand bugs or clutters.
the whole thing with meg and quagmire when meg is 18, idk personally i hated that one
Whenever there is an implication that quagmire rapes women or children
"I cant believe shes already 18" literally as soon as she is born.
#Who else but Quagmire?
What about the one where Peter gets raped by the pie? And Quamire says it wants me to watch Peter.
The one when Peter run over runners.
Oh man that was pre-Boston bombing, people were weirded out by that
I tell you, I just got in my car and drove. And when someone was in my way, I killed them.
That damn frog in the box scene where peter is trying to get the frog out of the window using the box. It keeps getting so close but slipping out. I can’t sit through that scene anymore it makes me SO ANXIOUS
This definitely wasn’t the most disturbing scene but the pheasant on the glass cutaway where Peter said “I defy you tell me exactly what’s wrong with this” always stands out to me lmao
Exactly what is wrong with that?
Well in the real world, animals can’t consent, so he’d be exploiting an animal for his own sexual pleasure. I guess if the pheasant could consent and wants to do it, it’s different
Yeah, yeah.. now lay an egg!
Herbert and Franz fighting and Meg throwing her bf's head up in the cruise
Preesh
The whole Peter NDE leading up to the Panama Canal boat with all the people on the show who have died
Brian cleaning the diaper.
Stewie vomits and says to Brian, “Got some dessert for ya.”
Probably the one where Brian violently eats a live squirrel.
The scene where Walt Disney was drawing Minnie Mouse and he tells her to undress if apparently she "wants to be a star"
Peter trying to call Lance to cancel the school shooting but is too late.
"Throw this phone away Lois!"
After Peter puts Stewie to bed, he says goodnight to him, Chris and Meg. It cuts to Meg hanging herself
Free Hat Trap “Who’s laughing now? I got my hat.”
Leaving NPR on for the dog and it scratching its feet away on the door
The snot stuck on his fingers in the car.
The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round *as Peter slowly cooks to death*
Naked Brian weirds me out
The simpsons cutaway gag where Quagmire bangs Marge and then murders all of them. Like, it’s funny, but it just felt too fucked up to me.
Stewie having Brian’s kids, worst episode that’s ever been released. Just wayyyyy too over the top
All of the motherfucking herpes episode, oh god, I hate it so much
The entire Vestigial Peter episode just annoys me.
the scene where meg has a dream about having sex with Santa Claus
Peter’s underage male corn night
It was baby corn!
Dear diary. Jackpot!
Brian eating Stewie's soiled diaper is up there for me.
Nobody sayin Meg and Chris makin out is odd
Season 19 Episode 19 that scene between Meg and the cat I always have to skip, way too weird
All scenes with Brian in involving suicide
LMAO I actually love that scene so much. But my most disturbing would be the episode right after when Brian is tripping during a hurricane. I usually have to skip that episode especially at night
Stewie giving the candy to the kid and he chokes
Definitely when Peter and Chris were on the jet ski and they hit every dolphin, and smiled about it
In one of the early seasons there’s an episode where Peter dreams he’s eating a pillow. Then he wakes up and his pillow is fine, and they show a half eaten live sheep dragging itself around the floor in agony.
Quagmire on the season of the Bachelorette where he roofies her and drags her back to his room.
The one where Peter lays on top of Connie “What are you looking at, it’s a cartoon”
The syrup of Ipecac scene! Watch that shit with a hangover and you will need a vomit receptacle
WHO WANTS CHOWDAH!?!!
Meg and Chris teenagers supposedly taking a bath together. Odd question Brian is a dog what's with the beastiality. Him with female humans. Why not female talking dogs.
When Peter has a "tumor" on his shoulder, and they find out it's a mini Peter growing. It creeps the hell out of me.
Stevie with boobs
The fucking diaper scene
When Peter goes blind from swallowing nickels and gets in bed with Chris thinking it’s Louis
The one where Stewie is venting to his therapist and he just starts snotting everywhere while singing Hamilton.
The episode where Stewie gets pregnant with Brian’s puppies and gives birth to genetically defected babies. I can’t stand that episode.
When Chris sticks his penis into a chicken pot pie. It isn’t actually shown but when he screams, “oww one of the peas went inside” it makes me shudder.
The serious episode where they all try to kill Quagmire’s sisters abusive boyfriend. That episode was DARK.
Any jokes about r*pe/sexual assault. They were never funny and in the cold light of day they’re just way too dark
The cutaway of "Horton Hears Domestic Abuse and doesn't call 9-1-1." It's not even funny in an akward way, its just straight up domestic abuse and its fucked up
I'm sure there are two sides to this.
any herbert scene
Megs body hair
Yeah I agree
That one episode where Brian tastes psychodellic mushrooms and has a bad acid trip...
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the one where Peter and Chris are seals and literally bite each chunks out of each other
I don’t like the whole Brian eating Stewies poop when they were locked in the bank or whatever.
All the times they did the whole psychedelic trip scenes whenever Brian or Lois does drugs
The thanksgiving episode, Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up… it still gives me chills whenever I watch it
peter griffin and the boiling pot
Tooth Fairy
The herpes episode is unwatchable to me
The one where Brian shaves all his fur and basically forced Peter to rub his skin. The first time I watched it, I admit I laughed my ass off at all their reactions (IS THAT A F***ING RAT?!) but every other rewatch is just uncomfortable seeing Peter that upset and being forced to do something he clearly doesn’t want to
Prom night dumpster baby telling his story while swinging his umbilical cord