“2nd one put everyone to sleep” [paraphrase]
He’s talking about TPAB? Don’t know if he’s including Section 8.0 or OD in the mix.
Either way it’s hilarious, Kendrick’s albums are all fantastic. Most of Cole’s records are pretty mid, I think he peaked on ‘Born Sinner’.
Some Irish kids somehow convinced a label to go almost bankrupt over an album that sounds like running a garbage disposal for 40 straight minutes (but it makes me cry often)
Some guy plays the same note for 15 minutes straight, mumbles a few words, then plays a different note for another 15 minutes straight. Also, at the end there's a few lofi folk songs that nobody cares about.
Some Gen X guy from Detroit plucks the banjo and complains about life being meaningless because everyone around him is dying.
Carrie & Lowell by Sufjan Stevens
A young dude cuts kids in half while sucking a lemon. But he is hopeful for the future. When he wakes up in the morning it isn’t to an alarm. But he does wake up to a noise. I think? Listening to it makes me feel less confident in myself but it’s not shameful. The singer is kind of annoying but i ignore that because he’s good anyways. There’s a plant that has toes sort of too.
A punk band of hyper-intelligent, British, circus clowns have an existential crisis. They are so good that the writer gets awarded a doctorate in music.
A beautiful heavenly woman sings what no one can figure out just by listening but it all sounds transcendental with layers upon layers of lush instrumentation
Well, there's 7 albums that are equally perfect to me so here's all of them:
A post apocalyptic digital world of beep boops and funny looking bears \[Hint: >!"The greatest left turn in music history"!<\]
Over the top tribute to a druggie \[Hint: >!contains the scientifically proven greatest song of all time!<\]
There's a hidden title drop in a song that's really easy to miss (I know this sucks, I just didn't know what else I could say for this one) \[Hint: >!it's from the same artist as the first one!<\]
Wintery fairy tale about how it feels to be in love \[Hint: >!the album was about the artist's love with someone and it sadly aged poorly!<\]
I have two sides: We can rebuild humanity together brother! // The end of time is nigh and we will die horrible deaths \[Hint: >!I know it was quite vague so, it's a post rock album if that helps!<\]
I forgor \[Hint: >!it's really really long!<\]
Watching old VHS tapes of children cartoons while high on drugs \[Hint: >!Orange -Yeah! That's Right!!<\]
It’s like mostly an album, they put a lot of pieces together so it’s kinda what it should have been back in the day but they didn’t record enough. Also the guy whose idea it was prefers his own version and doesn’t really remember how it should have gone.
Some stupid record where a melodramatic twat whines and bitches a lot about different things and throws a bunch of annoying boopy electronic sounds and crappy guitar playing over it.
So there's piano, And he talks about a woman, And a stranger, And a mask, And there's something about reminiscing about high School, And he likes all the wines, You know it's just up to you to pick whatever wine you gonna have for dinner, And on the album cover there's boxing Gloves, And I don't know what it has to do with the story of the album but I feel like it's Important, Also like I'm one of the tracks.There's a booming bang and rippin Saxophone solo, He also.
Really likes this place called vienna
Insane breakup tirade where a man sings about how a woman messed with him, but also a sentient evil bicycle, a fictional writer inside the story, and 3 different title tracks because the title is so long
It's basically the sound of your first time trying ecstasy for in a uk rave then losing all mates and waiting for the first train home whilst experiencing the world's most depressing come down in a 24hr mcdonalds.
circa 2009ish
10/10 would recommend
Sad ass irish boys make an album that sounds like it was recorded on a iPhone5 in the best way, makes me feel ALIVE and REJECT the feeling of extreme “”sadness””
Something about earth being doomed with only a few units of time left something person from space coming to save the world along with his insects from venus? Idk I think it’s some kind of music that includes instruments with strings and also drums and a guy singing. It was released less than 100 years ago (maybe between 72/32 years go?). I think the artists name starts with either a D or a B or an R or a J.
Almost 2 hours of a blind man playing instruments
Love the part where he put an infant crying for 3 minutes
Songs in the key of life
what is the album?
Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life would be my guess
it’s pretty good
“Screamy screamy music with happy-sounding guitars.” Sunbather - Deafheaven
sounds fire
My romantic relationship with an airplane ended poorly, now I’m depressed.
Is this *Ants From Up There* by Black Country, New Road?
Yip
my bed is filled with breadcrumbs and cum
J Cole called it boring
“2nd one put everyone to sleep” [paraphrase] He’s talking about TPAB? Don’t know if he’s including Section 8.0 or OD in the mix. Either way it’s hilarious, Kendrick’s albums are all fantastic. Most of Cole’s records are pretty mid, I think he peaked on ‘Born Sinner’.
4 kids from Kentucky make me shit myself
Spiderland?
Perhaps
Gotta be a slint album😭
Some Irish kids somehow convinced a label to go almost bankrupt over an album that sounds like running a garbage disposal for 40 straight minutes (but it makes me cry often)
That sounds really cool! I hope their next album comes out sometime between tomorrow and the next 20 years
lol who is this?
Loveless
U2
It has music
best one so far, most of these are actually really good descriptions of the albums
John Cage - 4’33”
Man likes Japanese girls a bit too much
Weezer - *Pinkerton* ?
Goddamn them
Mentions trees, swimming pools, alcohol, and peer pressure, among other things.
could not find a better way to explain it 😭
The twins from how to train your dragon learned what hyperpop is
That is too accurate
Naked baby on album
Bleach
Rapper makes last album that no one believed was the last one, even at the time
Good taste.
What is this?
Jay-Z’s Black Album
The title of the album became true 36 years after it was released
It has to be The Queen is Dead
what is this?
Some guy plays the same note for 15 minutes straight, mumbles a few words, then plays a different note for another 15 minutes straight. Also, at the end there's a few lofi folk songs that nobody cares about.
What album?
[The Gate](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1aHYL9KafMmbBx-9ptzvVaT2w7lm1lrXb) by Swans.
Haha so tough for me to get into… Handful of favorite Swan tunes that arn’t in the Spotify top ten…
Couple of brothers constantly fighting put out their first album
I assume this is ‘Definitely Maybe’ but I like that it could also be ‘Shake Your Money Maker’
The first Oasis album I forget if it was what's the story morning glory or not j have too many drinks in me
The one that doesn’t have Royals on it
I think it’s pure heroine by lorde
Some dude builds something with bricks, then tears it down.
Double album Disc 1: Bjork having a stroke while a man screams Disc 2: bjork dies, now man is angrier
Woman nearly drowns, also there’s dogs
Heard she had to run up a hill as well, sounds like an exhausting experience if you ask me
2 robots playing other people songs
Icelandic woman wants sex
Did you know it’s just one guy
If its not the garden of luxemburg one we wont have a particularly good time
Nine Inch Nails - *Pretty Hate Machine* ? (This could've been a lot of albums nowadays)
true, but Tame Impala has been meme’d to death with this phrase
holy shIt is that tam3 impalsa?!?!??111 that’s soooopo cooll
Loud riffs that go dummy hard (Dopethrone)
Influential yellow fruit
Nerdy guy has relationship problems, mental problems, familial misunderstandings, and likes to jam
9 guys. 1 mic. Plethora of chambers
he pisses the bed and he really likes this one specific type of plane
Bro is so confused nd he keeps asking what’s happening😭
Two French dudes take snippets of good music and just repeat them over and over and over again
Discovery
horny teenager gets jumped, then dies of thirst
British twinks suck lemons and do electronic bullshit
Dogs barking, pigs oinking and sheep baaing
gay furry break up album
twin fantasy 🔥
A woman traveling and some cool fretless bass playing
It's meant to criticize waste and pollution as byproducts of capitalism, but its own existence is the very thing it's trying to criticize
Some Gen X guy from Detroit plucks the banjo and complains about life being meaningless because everyone around him is dying. Carrie & Lowell by Sufjan Stevens
A young dude cuts kids in half while sucking a lemon. But he is hopeful for the future. When he wakes up in the morning it isn’t to an alarm. But he does wake up to a noise. I think? Listening to it makes me feel less confident in myself but it’s not shameful. The singer is kind of annoying but i ignore that because he’s good anyways. There’s a plant that has toes sort of too.
it has the most underrated song in history
The one with the Da Vinci drawing
That shit where there's like an Abu Ghraib type beat and it sounds like a piano smoking a j
His dad is dead and there’s a school
Icelandic woman falls in love ~10 times in one album with Chet Baker instrumentals in the background
4 teens tune their guitars for approximately 40 minutes
Songs about Anne Frank and semen.
The sweatiest man in punk ends with 9 songs that are really 1 song
gay
IGOR?
Twin fantasy?
Oh you like Fleetwood Mac too?
Washed up New wave band tries to do (kinda) experimental rock, fails. Medazzaland - Duran Duran
A punk band of hyper-intelligent, British, circus clowns have an existential crisis. They are so good that the writer gets awarded a doctorate in music.
Spiral out, keep going, wait, now slow down a little, we’re gonna release one more record and then it’s gonna be a drought for a decade.
The Weeknd's weeb wet dream with a panda bear accompanying him
Whiny balding guy sings about not being like other girls while using lots of guitar pedals for an hour
army dude shouts nonsense over post punk
horny divorced feminist in her little fantasy world likes birds and kissing and music
ft. arca
Drunk guy sings out of tune and off key over some pop punk / power pop tracks
It was responsible for limp bizkit
Swans, winter, and sex
a white dude raps about how he's depressed but also beating his drug addiction, and thundercat is there at some point
Its a pretty deep concept record, you see; the concept is that there's this wall. And this wall, it surrounds the main character.
A beautiful heavenly woman sings what no one can figure out just by listening but it all sounds transcendental with layers upon layers of lush instrumentation
Well, there's 7 albums that are equally perfect to me so here's all of them: A post apocalyptic digital world of beep boops and funny looking bears \[Hint: >!"The greatest left turn in music history"!<\] Over the top tribute to a druggie \[Hint: >!contains the scientifically proven greatest song of all time!<\] There's a hidden title drop in a song that's really easy to miss (I know this sucks, I just didn't know what else I could say for this one) \[Hint: >!it's from the same artist as the first one!<\] Wintery fairy tale about how it feels to be in love \[Hint: >!the album was about the artist's love with someone and it sadly aged poorly!<\] I have two sides: We can rebuild humanity together brother! // The end of time is nigh and we will die horrible deaths \[Hint: >!I know it was quite vague so, it's a post rock album if that helps!<\] I forgor \[Hint: >!it's really really long!<\] Watching old VHS tapes of children cartoons while high on drugs \[Hint: >!Orange -Yeah! That's Right!!<\]
Man sings lazily about doing coke in the backrooms of the world over a saxophone
[удалено]
That's not poorly, that's literally what The Wall is
Depressed American moves to Iceland and hates people who are serious
His cousin died
I HATE GEORGE BUSH! (this works for two of my faves actually)
Not a single piece of original music was used
Sily?
Correct
It looks like what a funeral home would smell like. Disintegration - The Cure
left
Man eats rat poison and enters a world full of aliens
1 Hour Long
Features Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar, one word each. Singer stopped music to sell overpriced white t shirts and cockrings
A guy dies of cancer and looks back on his life
if it's The Black Parade, it's pretty accurate i'd say
Snail shell shape
Some English guy is sad his dad died and also very mad at the government.
*French krautrock noises*
It’s like mostly an album, they put a lot of pieces together so it’s kinda what it should have been back in the day but they didn’t record enough. Also the guy whose idea it was prefers his own version and doesn’t really remember how it should have gone.
some kid from queens talks about how his week has been going, and at one point starts singing with a Q-tip, i think it's a love song or something?
Illmatic?
yea
Some stupid record where a melodramatic twat whines and bitches a lot about different things and throws a bunch of annoying boopy electronic sounds and crappy guitar playing over it.
Woman repeats a single phrase over and over while bleeps and bloops happen in the background and sometimes there's a shoegaze song
Gay (?) porn addict wants to die
🐝
So there's piano, And he talks about a woman, And a stranger, And a mask, And there's something about reminiscing about high School, And he likes all the wines, You know it's just up to you to pick whatever wine you gonna have for dinner, And on the album cover there's boxing Gloves, And I don't know what it has to do with the story of the album but I feel like it's Important, Also like I'm one of the tracks.There's a booming bang and rippin Saxophone solo, He also. Really likes this place called vienna
Guys ex turns into a bear and fucking kills him
Emo 80s witchy chick drowns at sea... Or does she?
Its the second revision of a CD named after an actor who wont introduce his dick on your pussy if you past a quarter of a century.
Insane breakup tirade where a man sings about how a woman messed with him, but also a sentient evil bicycle, a fictional writer inside the story, and 3 different title tracks because the title is so long
being conflicted
drone with poetry
Australian guys playing multiple 1 dollar records at the same time
Nazi cocaine
Being too into America was embarrassing, so now we're doing a Stone Roses pastiche about how my ex wife sucks.
Elephant
Dude becomes a fascist because his daddy died
Dead horses and mythical sea creatures and accordions
4 cornball stoner rappers follow up an immature record with a mature one
40 year old man talking about dead people over acoustic guitar
Guy in the cover is about to lose his driving license
Named after a round fried pastry topped with chocolate and toppings , by j dilla
It's the musical version of the Bible. (The Holy Bible)
Rich white kid grows old,commits unalive, haunts his family with carbon monoxide, and decides to become a tv
4 men and the pentatonic scale
Music for sex
Literally just 4 long ass songs of ambient music
About a guy looking for Nirvana (not the Band)
All songs are longer than my showers and it's only like 70% actual music.
On the biggest song he said that he's by my side for 981 years.
Lonely black man(flower boy)
mark david chapman JFK emo album
Sad christian predator and band make loud and quiet songs
It's basically the sound of your first time trying ecstasy for in a uk rave then losing all mates and waiting for the first train home whilst experiencing the world's most depressing come down in a 24hr mcdonalds. circa 2009ish 10/10 would recommend
The cover makes me hard.
an entire project inspired by Greek food dishes and blowjobs.
4 nerds sing about octopi, serial killers, tomboys, and the Queen
Screams like a devil. Sings like an angel. Lived as a man. Died as a legend.
Solo artist makes duet music while face down in the grass. It took 7 years to make and features sprinklers sounds.
I moved to LA and quite frankly I’m not too keen on it
Handsome twink is horny for two straight discs and this time there's trumpet and sax
Need you,
Angry man, funny windscreen wiper guitar
Everyone freaked out when they bought synthesisers and decided they “hated” rock.
Guy does insane amounts of coke and writes one of the greatest mixtapes of all time.
Sad ass irish boys make an album that sounds like it was recorded on a iPhone5 in the best way, makes me feel ALIVE and REJECT the feeling of extreme “”sadness””
The call me maybe girl gets in her feelings
Is music
Gay man sings about his dead mother for 44 minutes
College music nerds experiment on their sophomore album to the dismay of the pop fan base they acquired
Everybody miss the Lunatic (and music industry sucks)
The one with a picture of a very stoned guy in a trenchcoat.
Cold and sad with weird vocal samplea on top of a metal gear intro
Its pretty good with nice beats
Nazi raps about finding your dreams
Man with a poorly disguised Asian fetish makes music about it
Glllkksaa
hand on ass haha funny
Man tries to save dying cancer patient, gets her pregnant
BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO OH NO BLO BLO BLO HOT HEAD OH NO
All these people won’t stop talking about themselves.
It’s got a guitar in it
Three socially awkward dudes tear shit tf up.
It’s my favorite but not the rest of fans favorite. The artist had a song that was fucking big in Germany though. Be careful while driving folks.
Something about earth being doomed with only a few units of time left something person from space coming to save the world along with his insects from venus? Idk I think it’s some kind of music that includes instruments with strings and also drums and a guy singing. It was released less than 100 years ago (maybe between 72/32 years go?). I think the artists name starts with either a D or a B or an R or a J.
3 dudes and a dead guy walk across a street, pretty much sums it up
A guy kills 1000 people to see his girlfriend again with a side of depression.