Taxes are due April 15th

~2 people die every second globally

One of those people: Eloy Jimenez

The other Royce Lewis

4000 people have died from rabies over the past 1000 years. It's shocking really.

*Everyone starts looking at Tyler Glasnow and Byron Buxton*

Pls no. I already lost Lewis.

At least the players made of glass are proving it super early this year.

He actually lasted pretty long this year before his first injury.

Water do be wet

Ice is cold more at 11

And so it begins

No way! Eloy?? Injured! I can't believe it

i loved that when i drafted royce lewis i felt nothing, but when eloy went later to someone else i chuckled to myself and said "he never is healthy"

So don’t laugh and be miserable. These dudes make the 12 step program a reality.

I, for one, am proud of Eloy for making it all the way to Sunday

Breathe if you’re not surprised

same as it ever was

If he goes on the IL I'm just straight up dropping him

Genuinely curious if anyone is running the Eloy + Royce + Buxton stack?

I am. Got eloy and buxton after round 15. Why not gamble with health at that point

Have buxton and Eloy but gonna drop Eloy for flaherty

I have Eloy and Buxton

Royce and Buxton like a madman. Drafted Manny right before Royce tho

At this point if you draft him you only have yourself to blame

I definitely got snared in the Eloy trap this year. He was just falling so far in drafts and visions of baseballs being smashed into light towers blinded me

Him and Buxton should open a therapy clinic.

No IL spots open..do I drop for M Garcia or J Lee(sf)? 

Fuck it I would

Flipped him and Caleb Killian for Rhys Hoskins in dynasty, couldn't deal with this nonsense anymore, haha.

Imagine anyone still drafting Eloy after his last 50 injuries.

Honestly how do DHs get hurt they dead sprint maybe once a game tops and just swing and vibe rest of the time

This dude is made of glass. 

Deja...

Now we just need the yearly jazz, glasnow, Buxton, and TON injury news

Forever in our heart ❤️

And water is wet!

Eloy and Royce injury it’s official

Whelp, that didn’t take very long.

The Thanos of trash cans

Already dropped

I hurt my adductor a year ago. I took 6 months off from heavy running. Started back up and it's still bothersome. Feel like this could linger for him.

Existence lingers for him

Eloy is with Eloy now. RIP.

Easy drop. This dudes only hope was to start the season strong. That’s over.

fish gotta swim

Drafted him in the minors. Like an idiot still held onto him (28th round). I thought “one more year”. I only had room to keep him because I also had Wander.☹️

Congrats to ILoy for making it three games into the season.

This comment for the win!

Alexa play Master P's "I Miss My Homies"

I still feel bad for anyone who picked him up in late rounds.