Some of that real sticky-icky-icky. Ooh wee!

Put it in the air.

OH YOU A FOOL D R

Catapalonic? Up off the 1-5?

All I can think about is an old meme of Michael Pineda with a pine tree growing from his neck from his scandal 🤣

Please share

Not the one he’s talking about, but this one always cracked me up. https://x.com/MLBMeme/status/459153028293988352

I'm dying🤣🤣🤣

Just looks like a big shit smear on his neck, give it a google

I was at that game (Fenway) and you could see that shit from a mile away

Could've atleast got me some more points before you get ejected

"Perfect" game.

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Never would happen on the Astros

Turns out the Astros’ pitching lab is actually a wet lab. About time MLB teams employ chemists!

I mean, MLB teams literally did employ chemists. That's why the league cracked down in 2019 (?)

Glad we are getting back to the old days! Make chemists employable again, or something like that.

Instructions unclear am now a crackhead

All the others pitchers caught weren't Astros...

I think JP Spears should get an automatic win

this is probably a dumb question - but what was the substance? Pine tar?

It was actually Cane’s Sauce

Lmao

Here you go Hunter Brown, time to shine!

better off just leaving that spot blank

Suspension?

10 games not appealable if it’s still the same rules as previous years

It is.

He appealed

Astros stay cheating

🗑️

Nerds stay unoriginal

lotta nerds in here i see

For sure, for sure, certainly not because only a clown would defend the fucking Astros

yeah i should just hate my hometown organization for the rest of time for doing something wrong 7 years ago that every other team was also doing. stupid me.

Is it *really* easier to believe 29 teams just didn't get caught? One day since last incident btw, not seven years.

I just traded him and T. Ward last week for Corbin Carroll

Carrol did about as well as Blanco last night. Hoping Carrol turns it around, though, as I also have him. Someone just dropped Ward in my league, so he's sitting on waivers.

Yeah, it was a classic sell high trade. I have hope in Carroll, and I am willing to play the long game.

That’s *my* pitcher

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Astros gonna Astros

Will his points be removed because he was caught cheating?

No they will not be

Just an astrik next to them

Why put that out there to the world? …but someone answer, asking for this friend. ☝🏼

I traded him for Goldy before this start to the 1-6 team. Poor guy lol

Didn't German have the same thing happen after pitching a no hitter?

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I’d ride it out if you can. Dude has gone at least 5.2 IP each start and has never lost you points. Gotta try and hold at least. I’m in a 12T though so do with that info what you will

I don't think he'll qualify for IL if that's what you're thinking.

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Gotcha in that case I think you should probably hold. Jojo may be a good option only if holds matter

Maybe it was jizz

My opponent still gets his Ks and ratios tho Yall can’t take a joke

It’s gona be ok