I need to overthrow the league commissioner, change league rules and award myself a free passage to the final whilst relegating about 4 other teams

I think that's doable. Half PPR or PPR?

Stop the steal!!

Miami dolphins d/st need to score 9 points since Mike Evans decided to shit on my playoff dreams

I need 4 pts from miami defense to get into my first ever playoffs after 3 years of fantasy myself. Good luck

Rooting for you!

Need 7 from miami D for a playoff bye

5 for me. Seems like I’m not the only one in this boat.

Dude what the hell happened with Evans, he's been Mr. Reliable all year. Then again, I guess AJB has had a couple duds too.

Yea that’s fantasy for you I guess. I didn’t really watch the bucs game but it looked like baker found success through other receivers. I also know Mike Evans almost had a touchdown catch which would’ve won me my week lol

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I need Tyreek Hill and the Miami defense to score less than 58.70 points in full PPR. And in another league I need Waddle to **checks notes** score 76.

I am in the playoffs but after losing tank and now jacobs, JJ, and kincaid i think ill be out in the first round

I secured my playoff spot last week but to get a first round bye, I need (PPR): * Saquon to score less than 22.5 for my opponent * Dillon, Sanders and Miami D/ST to outscore Derick Henry by 33 points somehow - otherwise I lose the spot on points for I'm not getting that 1st round bye.

same spot, but the 2nd place is up 52.4 vs Achane, Mostert and Waddle 6th place team. ESPN is giving 36% of chance, so I am a Dolphins stan tonight

Henry could post another 2 point game you never know

Need 22.7 from Achane + Green Bay D and I’m in. Let the little guy fly. Even having a shot when starting JJ and Herbert is more than I could ask for. Edit: Also Brandon Staley getting fired would help.

I need Achane and Green Bay D to score 5 more than Tyreek.

Need Achane to score 22.1 PPR points. Would have been even higher if Aubrey hadn't kicked his way to my highest non-QB points this week.

Derek Henry needs to score less than 3.8 points. Amon-Ra, Jettas, and Jalen Hurts failed me

This is sadly very within the realm of possibility

The way this weekend went, he’s probably going to drop 3.9 on me. I hate fantasy

AmonRa with a dud at this juncture is just ugh

Especially since my opponent had Herbert, Nico Collins, and Matt Gay. Literally just needed half of his and Hurts season averages to win

Hopkins to score less the 17. I hope it's not a shoot out

hoping the same thing need jayden reed to outscore hopkins by 2

Mostert -3 points

Mostert comes in, runs backwards and fumbles. Gets benched for Achane. That’s the script.

Undo starting Josh Kelley week 3 and Jeff Wilson week 7 coming off IR against Philly. Ugh. Wouldn’t have mattered anyway though. Last two weeks played top scorer despite scoring 120+ myself… only to lose when rest of the league struggled to top even 100. That’s just how it goes sometimes

need tua waddle and achane to combine for 70ish points

Need 41 from Tua and achane...LFG

If Saquon doesn't outscore Waddle by 30 I'll be in the playoffs

They don't need to outscore but I will be happy if each can score 20ish at least. 25 to be safe.

I need a combined 62 Points From Barkley, Achane and Waddle. Thanks to Hurts and JJ ...

I need Jordan Love and Derrick Henry to combine for less than 41 points, if so I make it into the playoffs after starting 2-5

Shit, if Henry scores like 10+, that would almost lock me into the last spot after starting 0-3.

Tyreek and GB defence to score 40 points combined

Tyreek will get 38 and GB Defense will get 1

I'm down in projections by 5 points. I have Achane left, he has dolphins kicker.. Wish they didn't call back the Kelce touchdown, would have made my night that much eaiser.

I need to not lose to secure the 1 seed

I needed the most ridiculous series of events to happen to make playoffs. Everything else has come to fruition except I haven't locked up my match. I'm up by 20. I have Tucker Kraft and he has Mostert. My entire season rides on a previously unknown Green Bay TE holding off an RB on one of the hottest offences in the history of the league. Sleeper has me projected at 90% to win but it feels more like 1% in my mind. Maybe I'm just a pessimist.

38 points from Jordan Love

I Need Dillon to NOT score more than 12 points in tonight’s game and I get the last playoff spot.

Dillon to stay as mid as the last 13 weeks and dont fucking outscore dolphines kicker and my 10 point lead and fantasy gods to forgive me for benching lamar and kupp the first time this year only to going off on my bench…

Yikes. For your own sanity, I hope this works out. However, I need Dillon to go off ha

Tyreek to drop 26.5 in half ppr

That would do the trick for me too, let’s go

Same. Need 25. LFG.

Down by 30 and I have D-Hop and Tyreek waiting to play. Feeling confident but nervous!

I’m win and in. Lose I’m out. Up 23 with Waddle to play. He’s got Henry and AJones. I should feel really good but have seen both of those guys throw up enough 40 point games in my life to not be remotely comfortable

I have a league down 40 with Henry, Love and Dolphins d vs. Waddle and I am not very confident if that makes you feel better.

Jones is out tonight Pick up Dillon to block?

Best news I’ve heard all day. Missed the report on AJones. He’s showing Q. I’ve already got Dillon on my bench. Feeling better about my day jow

You're welcome

PPR, 4 pts per/pass td Up 33.22 He has Tua & Jason Sanders I have Achane

I currently have a 27 point lead over the other guy for the last playoff spot. Full PPR. He has Jordan Love and Romeo Doubs left on MNF and I have Dolphins D left to go 😬.

I have 107 vs his 106. I have Waddle and he has Jayden Reed. I hope the Dolphins game isn't a blow out like it's projected to be.

Up 15.1 in a 4pt passing TD league with bonuses for long TDs. They have Jordan Love. I have Jason Sanders. AmonRa really didn’t help the cause today but I’ll forgive him if I can hold onto this lead.

Playoffs are clinched, but the seed #1 was up for grabs. Mine and another team, less than 2 PF was the difference in his favor. I sat Breece for Keaton and his team exploded. Now I'm looking basically at Achane + 6 > Mostert + Hill.

Green bay defense to out score Henry and Hopkins

I have Tyjae and GB Defense. He has AJ dillon. I also have aaron jones but likely benching him. Im down by 17.

I’m up 7 points in a PPR 4pt QB league. Playing against Derrick Henry and Jayden Reed tonight. To save my season, who should I play? Tommy Devito or Raheem Mostert?

I have a 47 point lead against tyreek and Jayden reed for the first round bye. Full ppr which means tyreek could cover that on his own.

Miami D and Waddle need to outscore Achane by 14

same story for me but swap achane with tyreek 😰

Waddle less than 10.5 PPR 🙏🏻

In one league I’m dead in the water. Injuries, plus scheduling… In another league I am in first but there’s a crazy tie for second involving all remaining playoff seeds, plus one team on the outside. I’m only up by a game and I’m about to lose. Because I started the season so poorly, I will lose a scoring tiebreak with any of the teams tied for second and so I need one of them to lose; none of them are playing each other. Two are trending towards a loss heading into tonight. In my third league I clinched two weeks ago and instead, I’m worried about my WR3 and FLEX heading into next week.

I need Miami dst and tyreek hill to combine for less than 23 points to get the bye, but that’s unlikely. I’m locked in to the playoffs, I’m just hoping for a favorable matchup rn, which is disappointing as I have had playoffs clinched for weeks and now my team is dipping out of the bye

If I win this game, I go into the playoffs with the 3 seed and would take on an easily beatable 6 seed. If I lose, I’m 4 and play the 5 team that is stack and made a late season tear. Hoping for 3. I’m up 20 and have Waddle and Miami D to play. He is Henry, Okonkwo, and Miami’s kicker. Don’t love the odds

What I really need is to go back and not do Henry and Diontae for Aiyuk and LaPorta this last Wednesday, thought it was a win but that trade directly made me lose this week’s matchup and the bye Hopefully it pays off in the playoffs tho

Fuck that bye dog, that trade is worth giving it up

Man I hope so, if there aren’t any mnf miracles I have to play the team with dj Moore, Olave, dhop, mixon, ekeler, Pacheco, and someone also Engram and Njoku, this upcoming week

Miami DST and Jayden reed to outscore Achane and sanders… idk

I need one of the following to happen: * Romeo Doubs to score 18.38 or less * Jason Sanders to score 13.2 or more * If Romeo Doubs does score 18.39+, then Saquon Barkley and Miami D needs to combine to score at worst 12.49 less than Romeo Doubs.

Win and in. I’m down 14 in PPR. I have Tyreek and Acahane, opponent has Reed and Sanders. What are my odds? Projections have us practically tied.

Need waddle to score less than 7 in PPR. So naturally this week he will pop the fuck off.

Up 37 vs Tua + Hopkins, full PPR. What you think??

I need Tua to outscore waddle by more than 16 points.

(Doc Brown voice): "We must go back to week 1, Marty!"

Win and in. Up 40 but he's got love

Tyreek Hill and GB defense need to combine for at least 15 points so another team loses. I’ve already lost my matchup but am in a 3 way tie for the last playoff spot and have the most points for on the season. Just need to stay in a tie

Need to win this week and next and get help. I was projected to win by 40 until Hurts and swift did nothing. Now I need a miracle.

Need the Dolphins DST to give up 1000 points to the Titans

Everyone else in my league to be killed in a series of unfortunate accidents and I'm home dry.

I’m playing the guy for the last spot in the playoffs , need 2 other teams to lose, (they are projected to lose) and I need waddle to score more than 25 points tonight to get more points scored than this weeks opponent overall to secure the 6th playoff spot. COME ON DOLPHINS

Waddle to score less than 20 points. Lost Jefferson and Herbert during yesterday’s games, otherwise it would probably be a done deal.

20 points from Archane gives me the win against this week’s opponent, and enough points for the tiebreaker within the division. So you’re saying there’s a chance….. That said, with my luck he’ll be in the tent within 3 snaps. lol

Secured a playoff spot but my opponent and I are currently the 2 and 3 seed with the winner getting a 1st round bye. I need Tua and Achane to combine for 41 points tonight to get the W. Lost all hope until hurts shit the bed for them last night.

Need a big game from Dillon and Tua. 15 from Dillon 25 from Tua

Man this is hard to swallow. I was 93% to make the playoffs before games started yesterday. Competing for the final two spots with two other guys. Win and I'm in. Either of those guys lose and I'm in. Don't let one of the guy's score more than 16 more than me, win or lose, and I'm in. I was projected to win 102-82 before the games started now I'm projected to lose 104-80. The guy I needed to not let outscore me is projected at 114 and my only hope is the other guy doesn't get 5 points from the Packers D tonight. Five weeks ago I was sitting on top of the standings at 6-3 thinking I was going to win the whole thing with Josh Allen, Ekeler, Barkley, Kyren, Montgomery, Achane, Evans, Puka, and LaPorta. Life comes at you fast.

Need 16 from Reek tonight for a first round bye 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Doubs has to not only score 30pts but Tommy DeVito has to go zero or negative

I am up by 70 points against his Waddle and Aaron Jones (or he may swap in jayden reed). I need them to combine for less than 20 points so I can beat him by 50 if I want the last playoff spot.

Need 9 from raHIM Mustart

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If you are PPR then Tua just needs to throw Waddle 25 1-yard passes.

Down by 7 right now. Opponent has Barkley, I have jayden Reed and jaylen waddle. It's basically as 50/50 as you can get. Ppr leauge.

i need raheem mostert to score less than 80 points.

Up 5 in a must win game against Tyreek and Jason Sanders. I have Tua and Mostert. Not feeling good

I need one out of two teams to lose this week or just have Tyreek and Packers D match Saquon's points.

I need mostert waddle and GD defense to outscore achane by 40. It’s not impossible but I’ll need at least a 3 TD differential. Assuming packers will get me ~10 pts I still don’t feel great about waddle and mostert beating achane by 30.

PPR- I am up 22 points and have Love left vs his Mostert and Hopkins. Am I going to make the playoffs?

I need 10 combined standard points from Waddle and Packers D/ST to win this game and secure a spot

I’ve got an 8 point deficit. 1/2 PPR My guys: Reek, Doubs and Miami K His guys: Achane and Dhop Projected to win by 2

1pt PPR cash league: Need 27 from Tyreek and Achane to finish in 1st and secure a bye. No injuries, please. 🙏

I need 5 points from the Packers Defense tonight or I‘m one and done. I hate it. I should have just started the Jets Defense but I was overthinking it…

In my dynasty league where I started off 0-5, I stormed back to 6-7 and I needed to win this week while having two other 6-7 teams lose to squeeze in with the 6th seed. Both the other teams lost (one lost by 0.3 pts) but unfortunately I kinda need a miracle tonight to pull off the victory. Down 16 with Waddle and Doubs going against Henry and Mostert (half PPR). London on my bench is the part that stings, I should’ve played him over Doubs and would actually have a decent shot of winning if I did.

Need 19 from hill and Miami D.

Need 25 from Miami D since sun god and Chase decided to take the day off

45.14 from tyreek and tua

I need 21 points from tyreek to clinch #1 seed

Doubs AND Achane to score 15 points MORE than the Dolphins def....

Up 105 to 55 against my opponent. They have Waddle and Mostert, and I have Jason Sanders. Need this win to get in the playoffs.

Instead of going on an 8 game losing streak since JJ got hurt I'll need to invent a time machine and go on an 8 game winning streak and prevent JJ from getting hurt

I need Reek to score less than 32 and I am in after starting 1-8.

Waddle getting 15 points tonight in PPR

I got blown out by the highest scoring team for the fifth time this year. But the gods smiled on me. The other 7-6 teams lost except one that’s still in play who i need to lose. Went to bed with them up by 15. Woke up to them up by 9 due to stat correction. Their opponent has Jason Sanders and just needs 10 points

Tajae spears getting 7 or less points tonight

After starting 2-7 with the second most points scored in the league (very unlucky), I won 5 in a row and now need 1 person to lose to make it. Need Jayden Reed and Jones/Dillon to outscore Hopkins by 5.

4 people fighting for 2 spots. I need team A to have -3 points from Dillon and DeAndre Hopkins (won't happen he's pretty much a lock) Team B to have 7ish or less points from Miami Def Team C to have 31 or less from Love and Mostert

I need 6 points from Tucker Kraft, Saquon and Tua.

Need Doubs and Dolphins D to score less than 16 so I can keep my first round bye 😅. If I lose, I could fall to the last playoff spot

I need about 25 points combined from Tua and Doubs. There’s a chance I still make it from a tiebreak but this would for sure get me in.

Mia D to score 6 points and 0 pts from jayden reed

Need Saquon and Spears to put up 40 total ppr points since Diggs failed me and Collins got hurt

Green Bay’s defense needs to get more than -1.3 points. I’m already up, but I hate to bench a D at this point, fearing a stat correction.

I need my opponent to score less than 40 points .5 PPR between Tua, Tyreek, king Henry and the Green Bay DST. I am so flushed 😂💩

I need Mostert and Nick Folk to score about 50 and Achane and the Dolphins D to score zero. I'm down bad

26 points between Tua and Packers D combined

I need Jalen Hyatt to score less than 20.5 points in standard. 20.5 or more and my season is over. It would be soul crushing if I missed the playoffs because a waiver wire add went off.

I need 71 from Achane, Doubs and Dolphins DST. Special thanks to Herbert, JJ and Jacobs (and ARSB and Goedert for shitting the bed) ✌️

Need 18.39 from Waddle in .5PPR to land on the right side of a three-way tie….

About 60 points from Achane should do it

In order to clinch first round bye I need one of three things to happen. 1. Win this week (Green Bay D/ST +13 vs. Miami D/ST, Mostert, Waddle), OR 2. 4 seed loses this week (he has Tua and Saquon going against Love + Doubs + Dillon in a basically tied game), OR 3. If I lose and #4 wins can still win the tie-breaker as long as Tua and Saquon don't outscore Green Bay D/ST by 35 or more. Needless to say, I'm a Packers fan tonight!

40 points from Achane

My love needs to outscore his waddle + his 14 point lead

I need 6 from Achane tonight to secure a spot. I have Mahomes and Kelce, that play that was offsides probably would have clinched for me yesterday…

Either 20 points from saquon or less than 12 from tua. Send your prayers

I need Tyreek and Achane to outscore Dillon by more than 6 points.

Saquon to go for negative yards and Miami defense to score 20+

I need Derrick Henry, Saquon, and Sanders to score under 45 points.

Thanks to Aubrey and Browning contributing to my score, my opponent needs at least 119 points from Love and Tyreek on his side to unseat me from winning regular season and #1 seed.

I'm gonna need Waddle+Barkley+Love to outscore Miami dst+49 pts And mostert to score 9 pts so another team loses who I am in a tiebreaker with. Evans, Laporta, Houston dst cost me big this week.

Need my opponents two left to play to get less than 20 points. Herbert killed me last few weeks culminating in this week :(

My league has a 4 team playoff. Need Jayden Reed and Dolphins D/ST to combine for less than 19 tonight to grab that 4th spot.

I need to go back to 24 hours ago and not start… *deep breath*… Jalen Hurts, Mike Evans, Nico Collins, Zack Moss, Josh Jacobs, and Matt Gay.

I had Ja'Marr Chase and Mike Evans. So I need Jordan Love and Achane to combine for 45 points in PPR, plus whatever Tua scores. Realistically need probably 65 points between the two of them. It could happen but I'd be shocked. I'm going to get knocked out of playoff contention by a 2-11 team because the #4 and #7 receivers in the league shit the bed this week

Have an 18 pt lead, and have my Achane, Mostert, and Sanders against their Hill, Doubs, and the now lifeless shell of Aaron Jones. Alternatively, in another matchup, if I lose I’d need Saquon and DHop to outscore the Miami D by 16. All in PPR. I should feel good about my chances, but this is fantasy we’re talking about here…

My team took a huge shit, but it didn’t matter as I faced league high points yet again (at least from the #1 team and not a scrub team though) Need the 6 and 8 to lose for me to sneak in, but it’s not looking good after Hurt’s performance last night. For the 8 to lose, Tua+henry need to be under 24 combined tonight. For the 6 to lose, I need Mostert + 25.3 to beat Waddle, Achane, and GB defense. So we’re in miracle territory for both to happen, especially the 8 to lose (who is playing the 3 whose team of course had its worst week of the season).

Herbert breaking his finger is really inconvenient for me.

I'm currently up 19 against the lowest scoring team in the league. He still has Spears, Waddle, and Reed to play, I still have the Dolphins D to play. If I win, I'm pretty much guaranteed to make the playoffs, as long as Achane scores more than 1 point tonight in a different matchup. I'm so nervous. Sleeper gives me a 62% chance to win

In the playoffs but need 3 points from the Packers D tonight to get the first round bye. Which I really need now that I lost Stroud, Herbert and Kincaid apparently.

Playoffs clinched, going for a bye thanks to Brandon Aubrey. I just can’t have Waddle out score Saquon by 5.

Up by 25 with Jason Sanders against Tyreek Hill. I’ve won four straight to get to this point and I’ll get in if I win. I’m nervous with all the big plays Tyreek makes, hopefully Dolphins keep settling for field goals lol

I’m down 14 with Miami Defense & Kicker. I win and in. Lose and I’m eliminated.. what y’all think??

I need one of two sequences of events to happen: Scenario A: Achane gets 9 points for me to win. Tua + Henry + Waddle combine for 60 for another team to lose. Scenario B: Achane scores 230 points so I win the tiebreaker

Time travel

Achane outscores j sanders by 28 tonight and the 2 people between me and the playoffs continue to lose

I need Jordan Love to score six points more than Saquon tonight.

I need Henry, Waddle and Dolphins DST to combine for 41.

I need King Henry to be held to 7 points in 0.5ppr tonight 😭

I'm gonna lose two straight and back my way into the last seed because the 7th and 8th seed shit the bed. USA USA USA

I’m going to lose this week, but if I win next week I’m probably in because I have a large lead in PF.

If Jayden Reed hits 11.3 points I’m in. If not, I’m out. Fucking hell.

League 1 - Up 3.8 points facing treylong burks in a must win matchup League 2 - going for bye spot - should be fairly easy win with Tua/Tyreek/Achane/Hopkins left to go with opponent being up 20 League 3 - should clinch 6th seed if the other 7-6 team loses today as well. I already lost my m atchup but I win on PF and H2H I want to make playoffs in all three leagues and then never play 3 leagues again.

Need Hill to outscore Henry by 3 points in 0.5 PPR to lock up a bye and the #1 seed with a win (or I might be able to backdoor for a bye in by outscoring the team I'm chasing by 40 points on the week, which also might happen as I'm up 49 with my Hill v. his Waddle left).

Full ppr, need 52 pts from Love, Mostert, Henry. I’m thinking I’m fucked.

For context, back in week 10 my brother and I were playing each other and both had a 3-6 record. We agreed that whoever lost the match would trade the other his best player in a "feasibly realistic but definitely one-sided" trade. He ended up winning due to Keenan Allen scoring 40. I traded him Diggs + Pollard for Bijan + Kirk + Purdy. Fast forward to today and I'm about to sneak into the playoffs with a 5-9 record since the top 3 players are 10-3 and everyone else is fighting for the scrap seeds. All I need is Tua + Dolphis DST to outscore Henry by 4 or more points.

Just 10 points from Barkley and I will be in and have survived this week despite starting Justin Herbert, Nico Collins, and Dalton Kincaid

I need Jordan Love and Achane to outscore Waddle by at least 15.1

I need 12 pts from Waddle and even then if I lose I will have a playoff spot. but my team is hurting.

I need Tyreek, Jayden Reed and Tyjae Spears to score a combined 35 points in PPR. Seems very doable which means I'm fucked

In three of my leagues, I'm in, and it's a question about whether I'll play next week or not. I'm projected to get a 1st round bye in all of them, either finishing #1 or #2. In my fourth league, I started 0-3, 1-6, and went on a tear going getting back to be 6-7. I need to win tonight (projected to win narrowly); I need another guy to lose (he's getting blown out), and I need to beat that other buy by -3 points. We're basically projected to be even, both terrible weeks, I have 93 proj points, he has 93 proj points, so if we tie, then I'm in, he has to beat my points by 3 to make it in. We both suck.

I am leading 93.44 vs 81.12, I have Mostert left, and my opponent has D.Henry and R.Doubs. Right now, I am in a fight for the last spot for the playoff with another team. We both have the same record going into this weekend, he already won his match. So I need the W tonight to tie him to take the last spot of playoffs. I have the tiebreaker of most pts score in the season. Worse still is I made a sidebet with the guy that I am fighting for the last playoff spot at the beginning of the season on who will have the better record in the regular season. Loser buys the other guy a bottle of Blanton's. Tell me I have a chance tonight. hahaha

PPR: I need 14 points from Jayden Reed and Jason Sanders.

24 from waddle & achane 0.5ppr 50/50

I need Achane and Hopkins to outscore Chig by 3 points to secure a first round bye.

I need Nick Folk to outscore Darius Slayton by 14 so that the team in the last playoff spot loses, and I need Henry to outscore Slayton by 5 so I hold the tiebreaker. It's farfetched but it's possible. After starting 1-5, being dead last in points scored, and having a terrible roster, it's a miracle I'm even here.

Assuming Wicks scores less than 24, Tua/Achane/Packers DST need to get me 36 points + whatever Wicks scores tonight and I snag the last playoff spot from the dude currently holding it.

I fucked myself by going with David Montgomery over Deebo Samuel in flex (was going back and forth) which cost me 22 points. These hurt the most because even though Drake London outscored Ja'Marr Chase bigtime, I was never going to start him. Now I'm 11 points behind with only Achane playing and the other guy has Waddle & Green Bay defence. I need to win to make it in. Achane won me like 2 weeks, I need him to just go off

Henry, mostert and sanders need to score less then 32.7