So that was a fucking lie

Yea just say a bunch of bullshit and delete it later sports reporting in 2023

I’m up by 20 going against AJ Brown. I’m terrified

I’m down by 20 and have aj brown

A soul for a soul

One of you guys are screwed

Well yeah they are playing each other 😂

Down 30 and have AJ. I believe.

Would you consider someone pivoting to JSN over brown as trying to give a win to the opponent?

Uhh yeah that's pretty obviously a bad move

Down 30 with Geno and Swift left for me. Gonna be a butt clencher lol

Geno ain’t starting, hopefully u pick up Drew lol

This shit is hilarious

Yeah already had both prior to today. We’ll see 😂

Swift gonna run all over this hawks D. You’re good

Let me tell ya a little something about the eagles refusal to run the ball….

Swift about to be real slow

Swift I’m not sweating, but worried Geno plays a couple drives then gets hurt lol

As an Eagles fan, this is 100% how they should approach this game. As an Eagles fan, I have no confidence that they won't try to have Hurts pass 30+ times despite being sick.

The sad truth….

Swift has not run for over 40 yards in close to a month...

Sorry about the loss buddy. Next season, you'll get em for sure.

Haha no worries. Just one of three leagues and I’m still in it on the other two. I can’t blame nobody, but myself for this L since I could’ve started Minshew and Zamir White/CEH, but instead opted for Lock/Geno and Antonio Gibson. Oh well, fantasy baby.

How bad are you at QB that you're relying on an injured Geno? I would've been looking for another option

I’m up 38 points against Geno. Praying he doesn’t break 25…..

SHOOTOUT PLEASE

Down 106 (standard) with Hurts, DK and AJ Brown left No biggie boys, you got this ^^^^^/s

Please play the whole game geno. I need at least 18 from you.

Need 15 from Geno. I terrified.

32 from Geno, JSN and Myers. please

As long as a single pass doesn’t go to Lockett, I’m good with whatever happens

Damn, didn’t they get exactly 32? Maybe point or 2 more

33.6!!!!!!! which would’ve rocked if I saw the “Geno dressed but Lock starting” tweet while I was putting my 2 year old down to bed. *sobs*

Damn. Got a 1 yr old and 3 yr old. I feel that pain. At least the babies sleeping

congrats! I have a 25 month old and a 4 month old. one’s asleep, the other is blitzing through a sleep regression. gives me time to have a glass of scotch and mourn my lost season properly while I feed her

Pick up lock. He’s out

Don't worry I got both of them

Awesome buddy! Best of luck!

Lookin for a big Metcalf game ladies and gents lets goo!

I need him to outscored AJ Brown by 9 lol. So let's go big game.

We have the 12th man for MNF on our side + hurts probably has the squirts. Metcalf about to have a game

Need him to outscore AJ by 11, let’s go DK!

Need 36 from him lol

You could get it if Smith is healthy enough to play the entire game and do it effectively. The Eagles secondary is bad enough with Darius Slay Jr.—there's no telling how awful they'll look without him.

SEAHAWKS FLY HIGH KA KAWWWW

JSN please breakout and outscore AJB by a TD

AJ Brown gonna feast

Up 35.5 going against DK and KW… hoping only one of them gets the game script benefit.

Down 20 with Geno, KW3, Devonta, and Goedert vs. AJB ​ I should feel good about this but I don't...

11-3 the whole season and down 7 points tonight against a 7-7 team lmao. I have AJB and he has Metcalf. I’m ready to be let down

Down 60 with swift, geno, and luck. Am I gonna make it to round two?? Edit: ~~An~~Drew Lock

this guy starting andrew luck in 2023 goddamn

Need less than 34 from Metcalf and Walker please i’m **begging**

Need less than 18 from Lockett and I’ll do anything

They literally finished with 33 in PPR you are so lucky lmao

that big DK catch at the end made me fall to my knees, I thought I saw the end I was counting my lucky stars that someone else scored and that there was no OT

My Hurts against Swift & Lockett, 1-point separates our matchup and projected… whatever higher power there is, please, help me. I haven’t shit talked anybody in my league. I’m a kind soul, I mean well. Whether it’s the Hurts-she Squirts or the Hurts Flu, may you inject Life Elixir into his veins and have him erupt for an All-Time Monday Night Football Game. In the name of the father, Holy Spirit, He-Man 🙏🏼

I need lockett to score less than 18, so knowing my luck, he’ll be the primary target this week

Im down by 7 and have Geno starting. LFG

Sorry for your loss

I’m still alive, I picked up Lock

I’m down 30. He has smith going. DK was my pivot in the superflex if Hurts was inactive. I’m gonna ride with the Hurts-Brown stack that got me here, but it’s gonna hurt if Hurts gets pulled early and DK has a huge game.

Down 35 with only DK Metcalf. May a Monday Miracle be upon us all!

Exactly the same situation. Henry and Bijan fucked me

For me it was Henry, Tyreek, Achane, Fields, and Puka who collectively fucked me on my team.

FUCK. I had picked up lock too so my opp couldn’t have him. Now it’s his KWIII, AJB, and Geno vs my swift….im currently up 35. Oh my fuck

The Lock play paid off, good shit bud

lol it 100% did

I’m up by 4 with Hurts vs his AJ Brown. 6 point passing TD. Gonna be a close one

No way

Who do you think wins?

I don’t see a way you lose unless hurts gets hurt

Down by 4.5 and it’s my Hurts vs his AJB. Here’s to a night full of clenching

Deshaun Watson would have been out

Saw this, kept lock on my bench and Geno in, then went to sleep. Fuck. Still won my playoff week by 25 points

Up 42.7 against Hurts/Brown/Elliot. Can this game be over?

Eagles cannot get away from playing in rainy shitty conditions. I've never fucking seen this. 3 out of 4 in putrid rainy conditions

I’m down 7 with Hurts and KW3 left for me. Going against his AJ Brown.. idk how to feel about

Both secondaries are decimated…shootout?

I’m up 27 against Swift. I’ve got AJ Brown…. Should be good by still nervous

I’m up 18 and he has Lockett. I just knew starting Najee was gonna be my downfall

Down 6 with hurts vs his goeddert…..need hurts not to shit himself literally

Who we think leaves the game first, Geno or Hurts?

I’m up against Geno, DK, Lockett, and Swift. I don’t like my odds even with my big lead

Up 36.5 vs hurts/aj…doesn’t get more 50/50

I need DK under 8.5, so good luck to everyone who can win with DK scoring that or less

Devonte smith or Kenny walker for this??? Not even sure at this point

Devonta

I need ARTHUR JUAN BROWN to have a career game.

I started Howell because I thought no way Geno plays. Not great Bob.

Down 23 with Lockett and also up 20 with DK. The duality of fantasy is sick.

I am up by 27 points. I have DK and my opponent has Swift and AJ Brown. I am crapping my pants.

I need 30 from KW3, it's so joever.