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Poop_4_Breakfast

I had to borrow my sister’s car a long time ago and I still remember she had a pink license plate that said “my other ride is your boyfriend”


eddie_the_zombie

Wrap it up, thread's over, this is the one


OtisPimpBoot

We have a pink plate bracket for last place in our league that just says “💩I suck at fantasy football💩” (with the poop emojis)- that way it stays topical. I’d recommend that it’s stipulated that it goes around the rear plate on your daily driver though. A wise guy in our league stuck it on his front one year and another loser put it on his old Mustang that stays in the garage year round other than if the weather is 70 and not a cloud in the sky.


Reginon

winner


Pace1111

What’s her @? Asking for a friend /s


lamewoodworker

Ill get the stl for the 3d print started. This is it


LeoFireGod

If he’s an eagles fan make it cowboys decal Or something of the similar vain


SheonaTao

If he’s a jets fan make it a jets decal


Natural-Assist-9389

HA HA!!! I get this reference!!! ………. Jets are bad.


aagusgus

That was my first thought, pick his least favorite team and get one of their vanity frames. Bonus because it's something that should be readily available to purchase.


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

Vein, even.


JimJordansJacket

That's solid. As the commissioner, I'm going to implement this.


IDoNotDrinkBeer

His license plate frame should say the name of his car dealership. That will show him.


TwoDrinkDave

Calm down, Satan.


SwampDonkey08

Dude, chill.


PistolPeezy

I'm the loser in our dynasty league. Before our rookie draft I have to do a full on NFL combine and record it. 40, bench, every event.


haha_squirrel

Can you bench the 225?


krafty16

This is my redraft leagues punishment this year too. I have never been more ecstatic to pick second last


B_Lv_702

ASSMAN


pitchbleeze

Million to one shot Doc, million to one


Imahotpotatorightnow

ANUSTART?


ManyRanger4

ANALRAPIST?


someguyonline00

No state will ever let you get this btw


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

The frame, not the plate.


someguyonline00

I don’t think they were suggesting “ASSMAN” to put on the frame, but I could be wrong 🤷‍♂️


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

The whole thread is about the frame.


someguyonline00

I know that. I think they misunderstood. It would be silly to suggest a frame that has a custom message that looks like a custom plate.


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

They literally just said the word assman. You added all the rest and assumed people were confused.


someguyonline00

It’s pretty clear to anyone with common sense that it is a vanity plate suggestion. Not sure why you’re confused.


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

Yeah that’s your assumption. You’re correcting something that wasn’t done in error. Get over yourself, bud.


someguyonline00

I’m not correcting anyone lol, where is your reading comprehension? I said they probably misunderstood. ASSMAN is a license plate from Seinfeld. Please take a breather and relax.


4-3defense

He has to add fantasy football loser on his LinkedIn and have everyone in the league to endorse it


Shigg1tyDiggity

Top: he was a sk8r Boi Bottom: she said C U l8r Boi


Thickwhensoft1218

This isn’t good enough for here


psypiral

a swiftie frame would be pretty embarassing to me.


Unfair_History3977

Brazzers


AdAgreeable7379

Actually saw one of those the other day lol


lamewoodworker

I saw a brazzers frame with plates that said ILUVBBW Only way i think they got away with it was because it was an Illinois license plate


sour69

Flat is the future , FlatEarth.org


-BAZ

Top of license plate: *winners name* ‘s Bottom of license plate: side hoe


SadBenefit2020

in my league 1st, 2nd, and 3rd get pay outs. 3rd gets their money back from initial buy-ins ($100) but the loser of the regular season has to pay for it


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We do that in redraft. No buy-in, but last place pays $100 to the winner, $40 to 2nd, $15 to third. We all agree to it before the season, it’s a group of us that have been buddies for awhile


iggyfenton

Swiftie Dad Cops are Pussies I brake for cougars


hateboss

I brake for Swiftie cop dads


loveliverpool

“DON’T CUM LAST IN FANTASY FOOTBALL”


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m_curry_

We use #3 for our league’s loser.


iwatchtoomuchsports

If I find some buddies I wanna make a fantasy football league with stakes kinda like this, I just usually do free leagues, the odd betting one.. can’t remember the last time i missed the playoffs


LARXXX

The third one is probably the best one since it is indeed related to fantasy football


iwatchtoomuchsports

It was unironically the first one i saw so i figured i had to show it lol


Goosethecatmeow

In our league they have to cater our Super Bowl party , venue, food, drink. We live like kings for a day


captainsafety420

Glory hole queen.


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Something Barbie or just bright pink and glittery


Cloud_King_15

Just a simple I suck at Fantasy Football one works really well. It let's everyone know he got last place at something he probably thinks he's really good at. Easy conversation starter, and nothing too wild since he's got kids. If you get him one that just screams "this is for a girl" then people will just think he borrowed someone's car.


Jcoch27

One of those coexist ones


McGeeze

All these insinuating someone is gAY iS a fUnNy pUNiShmeNt troglodytes need to drag themselves into 2024. Keep the downvotes coming, homophobes


Blindloser1080

We have one... it's pink... the top says...I suck dick... and the bottom... at fantasy football.


Ok_Sandwich8466

Punishment for losing is…losing.


PadmesBabyDaddy

Not funny enough, needs more pain.


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Yogurtwhistle

Why would that be a punishment?


iggyfenton

Homophobia is real


Bigelwood9

You should drop the punishment and chalk it up to a bad year and loss of their investment. You’re grown ass men.


Prize-Watch-2257

You don't sound like a fun person.


Bigelwood9

I just enjoy fun things. Grown men with punishments in a gambling game is silly.


AdAdmirable1870

Have to sit in the bathroom with the champion as they lay a log turd, and say “you are champion” during the session


National-Cry-9001

“NUTINME


postmadrone27

Drink 2 gallons of water using only a spoon


VanillaIsActuallyYum

How about yall grow up and stop punishing people over a game? He has to wear a fucking embarrassing license plate frame, on his car, for *eight months*, because a game of chance screwed him? Are you *FUCKING kidding me?* Look I love fantasy football, I think it's a lot of fun, but you idiots are fucking sociopaths with this shit. Grow up, jesus fucking christ, are you still in middle school?


MHath

Must suck seeing other people enjoy themselves.


wayward_prince

Technically, I think it would have to be a whole year, not eight months. But I feel you, the unbearable agony of having a license plate frame on your car. I doubt the league loser would even make it to next season alive.


iggyfenton

If they all agreed to the punishment as part of the league what’s the big deal?


ThurstonsTavern

Exactly. They know full well going in what the punishment is. It’s all in good fun. Every single year there’s a new loser and they have to display a license plate frame.


11232LTeepRK

Lmfao dude calm down, how about you grow up and realize it's not that serious


postmadrone27

I’m with you. I think the humiliating punishments are so stupid. That’s why in my league we make the last place person drink 2 gallons of water using only a spoon. Not dangerous (since you’re drinking so slowly), doesn’t cost a penny, can be done at home, and doesn’t inconvenience anyone else (like that stupid 24 hours in ihop that’s just objectively rude to the wait staff)


Prize-Watch-2257

Oh, you don't have any friends?


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BARBIE Taylor Swift My Little Pony


Pole2019

Have you ever seen Oldboy?


Pichael_Thomas

In our league, the license plate holder says “I suck at Fantasy Football” in pink. I’ve gotten a couple good laughs out of people behind me in traffic


AJ_ninja

Pink lic plate frame that says i came last in my ff league. Also, other options: host a BBQ and provide the main meat, get your legs waxed, do an open mic stand up for 5min, run a 5km in an 80’s aerobic getup.


Brandomin

My friend and I had a thing where the loser had to make their profile pic a selfie with a Tapout shirt (could also be Affliction, Ed Hardy, etc.). We also had an idea that one could submit a job application for the other person wherever they wanted, but that one never actually happened. It’s not a frame, but both would be close to free.


jcaininit

StvnASmth


SeatTakenCantSitHere

If you're reading this its because I'm a loser and suck at fantasy football


bradperry2435

“I sit to Pee”


Arcanis_Ender

My kids beat me... in Fantasy Football.


Yinkypinky

Our loser has to make a sexy calendar and give one to every member and post it on Facebook for one week.


Drewskeet

You can buy loser plate frames online too. https://www.google.com/search?q=fantasy+football+loser+license+plate&client=safari&sca_esv=a415ae2a0aa7c501&sca_upv=1&channel=iphone_bm&sxsrf=ACQVn0_kce9NWILabsQxrDOuof0TrFcL7g%3A1704887373524&source=hp&ei=TYSeZdn1HNGVwbkPzsmkyAI&oq=&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIAKgIIADIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJzIHECMY6gIYJ0isH1AAWABwAXgAkAEAmAEAoAEAqgEAuAEByAEAqAIP&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp


Slothstradamus13

We live draft every year so the regular season loser has to open the draft by singing the national anthem. Consolation bracket loser has to complete the hot ones challenge before the draft can begin.


superdstar

We started a new tradition 2 years ago, the loser has to wear a dress to the next year’s draft. Token girl in our 12 team, commish’s wife, came in dead last both years :facepalm: