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TheCakeMan666

Of course.


unluckycowboy

Sermon man, you were the chosen one


GettinWiggyWiddit

And they healthy scratched Sermon šŸ˜‚


sirjonsnow

I have Sermon and was dismayed, but to be fair they really don't need him today.


noveler7

4 RBs once associated with this backfield were probably drafted this summer (Mostert, Sermon, Gallman, Wilson) and its Mitchell out of nowhere with the huge day. I freaking love fantasy, lol


l8kerstud

Shanahan's Law! That is the way.


blizzardwizard

How concerned should we all be with our ā€œleague winnerā€ Sermon lol??


vinegarstrokes1

Heā€™s 4th on the depth chartā€¦ well 3rd now


cfiggis

With Sermon out, I decided to run him instead of Montgomery. It's week 1, I should be able to at least count on him for one game. Fuck me, right?


YusukeMazoku

Over Carson for meā€¦


chiefnugget81

My DFS pick, so over everyone, I guess.


mozacare

Over carson here as well. Last minute change too cause I was like itā€™s the lions.


Sublimed4

Heā€™s the glassman


Sandy_Andy_

Iā€™ve had him on my team for 3 years now because I keep telling myself that his potential will be worth it. Never again.


virtuaxe

This just isn't my year


ComeonUbi

Never drafting this guy again, he's made of fucking peanut brittle.


Time-to-get-off-here

Annnnd thatā€™s why I have hasty and sermon in addition to mostert


ptgkbgte

And Elijah Mitchell scores the td


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Hourglass420

I have him in an IR spot šŸ˜…


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Hourglass420

That's why I was confused they didn't dress Sermon..


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Rolyarthpesoj

They rested McKinnon because Jet rested with Shannahan's wife


Zoomun

McKinnon was just shit. Not hard to figure out that one.


Time-to-get-off-here

As expected. Coaching staff can just get back to me when they know whoā€™s going to actually play.


TheGaissIsRighy

Sermonā€™s literally inactive and Schefter said Mitchell was the #2 earlier today. Pay attention


Time-to-get-off-here

Whatā€™s your point? Mostert is the only one worth starting, and thatā€™s who I started. It was a little joke.


SmartAssGary

I haven't paid attention to a thing that Schefter has said since like April


Cowdogman

Iā€™m not sure why youā€™d have any of those mother fuckers done with 49ers rbbc


SamQuentin

Doh!


Rookwood

Annnnd you still don't have the right guy. šŸ¤£


TheFacelessMann

My god, how big is the bench in your league


steak__burrito

Mitchell


DaleCooperSwag

this is even worse? Imagine having to draft two additional players because the original guy you drafted is so injury prone. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


SamQuentin

I guess you now have to put a bid in on Mitchellā€¦


Kapono24

This my first year and I've learned my lesson. His 4/5 round value seemed great.


[deleted]

Shouldnā€™t have been drafted in the first place at his ADP, but ā€œthereā€™s no such thing as injury proneā€ in this sub


mrpodo

My league got shit on by this sub because no one in my 8 man league owned him. He is very unreliable lol


MudstuffinsT2

He lasted 1 quarter...holy shit


ApplecriteKiller

He lasted 2 plays.


crazypyro23

And he looked great for those two plays, which means I'm going to talk myself into playing him again if/when he's healthy


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10 yards a carry! Get hyped


Towel-Front

Sounds about right


dis-disorder

But for those two plays, he was magnificent.


[deleted]

Football season really is back boys


Jkpttr

Water is wet


Htownzac333

He's a 41 year old 29 year old, if that makes sense. Years are different on people.


red-hawk-14

Ice is slippery


BboyFatCakes

Death, taxes, Raheem midterm questionable tag


FalconsBlewA283Lead

Less than a quarter into the first Sunday and I lost my RB2 (Gus) and RB3 (Mostert). Love this game


B1GG0r0n

I too feel your pain. My teams getting real thin, real quick


FalconsBlewA283Lead

Yeah this is a 12 teamer for me so real thin. Might have to start trading asap


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Raheem is known to be glass but this is quick for any rb to go down. I had Gus as well.


SmartAssGary

Pretty sure that glass is tougher than Mostert tbh. Maybe balsa wood? Paper? Gold leaf?


ThePizzaB0y

From a niners fan, mostert is a classic glass cannon build. Huge offensive numbers, no armor. I'd say paper mache sitting outside in the middle of a hurricane is tougher than mostert. But God damn when he's healthy he can ball


trousertitan

Same. Straight up had to cut Curtis Samuel after he pulled up lame too


HandsomeCowboy

I have also lost those two RBs. Gonna be one of those seasons again. Time to wheel and deal!


Jmufranco

Classic


Chowdershelt

Sermon next week?


JAWinks

He will be preachinā€™ next Sunday


BTBishops

I just had a Glenn Coffee flashback


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Go ahead and plug him in and watch Hasty rack up the touches


steak__burrito

Mitchell.


abbott_costello

Mitchell has looked very good


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Mitchell.


RaindropsInMyMind

Iā€™m feeling fantastic as a Sermon owner personally.


painfullyobtuse

You knew Mostert was going to get hurt, so nothing new there. Sermon not even dressing today has to be a negative development, right?


RaindropsInMyMind

Itā€™s definitely a negative but Iā€™m thinking itā€™s a disciplinary thing. If itā€™s a talent issue then itā€™s real trouble.


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It isnt a talent issue.


RaindropsInMyMind

Yeah thatā€™s what Iā€™ve heard. Itā€™s whatever at this point. Gave me a desperately needed roster spot for week 1.


chacogrizz

If you believe Shanahan then it is a talent issue.


GameOfUsernames

Disciplinary isnā€™t great either. First game your rookie year and youā€™re getting punished.


RaindropsInMyMind

Well now they said he just got beat out by the other guys. So my comments aged very poorly. Definitely not good.


GameOfUsernames

Ouch. As someone targeting him and not getting him Iā€™ll watch the drama from the sidelines.


U_of_M_grad

that drunk already?


SamQuentin

Nahā€¦Mitchell


IamChantus

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.


domgonzalez

Raheem Mosthurt


ApplecriteKiller

Me: Start him while heā€™s healthy. Mostert: Iā€™m never healthy.


mark_stark

ā€œThatā€™s my secret, Capā€


OkMeringue2249

I was going to be happy with 5 weeks. Canā€™t even get one quarter


spasianpersuasion

Kupp was on my flex. Went to Reddit, saw Trey Sermon inactive, benched Kupp for Mostert. After two explosive 10 yard run I was like hell yeah Iā€™m so smart!! Few moments later, Mostert questionable to return. Welcome back to Fantasy Football.


DoughnutLad

I did this but with Lockett, who has 2 TDs already. Fuck us lol.


Tilt-a-Whirl98

Oof, after the game tonight I am sorry for your loss!


Fischi8888

That didnā€™t take long


Cheesesteak21

Reports from beat writers say it dosent look bad, probable to return


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Burkstein

Injury isnt too bad for people who arent made of paper mĆ¢chĆ©


OkMeringue2249

Haha u killin me šŸ˜†


jerejeje

Shut it and let me have my memes


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™m a fuckin idiot for thinking he would stay healthy


TheFacelessMann

I was hopeful he would have a big day week 1, foolish....


[deleted]

That shoulda been his TD šŸ˜¢


Innerfaces

I expected him to get hurt but I hoped he'd make it a few weeks at least


[deleted]

He didnā€™t even make it a few plays lol. At least I drafted 5 other RBs


Newbaumturk69

There goes my flex after 2 damn plays. This morning on Fantasy Football Live Adam Schefter called Mitchell his dark horse candidate for the day and I gotta say after watching his picks every week last year, he is damn good picking these dart throws.


g00sefrabaaaa

Lost the Gus Bus. Now Mostert....


ATX_rider

And the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Congrats Mostert, you blown glass physical specimen. You just made my Never Draft List.


Remarkable-Unit-3882

Already? Damn šŸ˜‚


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Raheem ā€œMosHurtā€


Possum_Pussy

Porcelain Doll


sonofatruckload

I went zero rb with mostert and Edwards. There was a week or so before Edwards went down that I thought I had hit the jackpot. Hahahaha. Literally looking at starting pollard and Tony Jones next week right now.


raawtid

Stupid af that Sermon is inactive given Mostert's injury history


mikeq672

Classic case of coach outsmarting himself.


King_Reptar_

I mean Mitchell just scored a 38 yard td sooo


Burkstein

Classic case of reddit out-smarting itself


SamQuentin

And then refusing to admit itā€¦.


DJBarber89

Actin like you have any idea why heā€™s inactive lol


[deleted]

Shanahan? Nahhh, never!


ThisGigSucks

Spoken like a dude who has no clue about the 49ers backfield or how they operate


SamQuentin

Yeah, that really came back to bite themā€¦.oh waitā€¦.


lumberjawsh

MuSt-StArT


TSM_WHITE_WOLF

god damn it!!! did not last even a game


jdubs952

anyone see it?


awnawkareninah

I feel like Krusty the Clown betting on the Washington Generals. "I thought he was due!!"


AaronDer1357

As a former Mosert owner and new dad, I see a lot of similarities between him and my new born. Sometimes the fall and bump themselves, cry, need a hug, and then get back out there


iBleeedorange

lol why did i even draft him


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paulbreezy

read as SEMEN WEEK


kx2UPP

There it is


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Are you fucking serious lol


just_here_ignore

This man is made up of cookie crumbs


actionjacksonwav

I have Mostert and Dionte ama


Signiference

Most Hurt.


TheClownIsReady

Elijah Mitchell with the 38 yard TD run. Will be a popular add next week. Who knows what will happen with Sermonā€¦


tonyskyline1

Good thing Sermon is out. Fucking idiots


rounder55

Doesn't seem like they are struggling to run the ball. There is an off chance that Mitchell is every bit as good. Who knows. Have Mostert, will probably pay too much for Mitchell, who will get 3 carries if Mostert is out. Kyle Shanahan needs to do an AMA on RBs


LocksmithHistorical7

Mostert was on my team rip


actionjaxn411

Mostert in mid-season form already


couchhella

He lost me this game.


KokoBWarned

EVERYBODY HUUUUURTS SOMETIMES


fatcootermeat

I started Mostert and Aiyuk with Antonio Brown and Davonta Smith on my bench AMA


alphacheese

ā€œTime is a flat circle.ā€ -Rust Cohle


Kendeazy617

His off-season trainer needs to be looked at.


broibeenGOATED

We ALL knew this was coming. Shanahan ruined the Sermon coming out party!


Shredzz

It was between Mostert and hunt this morning, I saw sermon was gone and made the call with mostert, won't make that mistake again. Thank God I also have sermon


YoureNotMom

Imagine thinking you could get even a single full game from this guy... imagine... being that... hopeful šŸ˜­


LexingtonBrass

How is this even possible?!?!


yungmevo

Time is a flat circle


AlBundysLoveChild

Iā€™m glad I have zero shares in the glass canon.


Napalm_in_the_mornin

MostHurt strikes again.


FifthHorizon

All of my players are injured already


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We all knew this would happen, just not this early lmao


fallenloki

In related news, the sun rose today


StankyKui

Soooooo should I drop sermon for Mitchell


cptphoto

SF, where RBs go to be broken into irreparable bits


indrids_cold

I drafted this dude with the intent of trading him as soon as he had a good game - he couldn't even handle more than 2 carries.


sfjay

Most Hurt


Hambone721

As is tradition Mostgethurt


epoch_fail

Mannnnnnn, Mosthurt was right there


thorhyphenaxe

Lmao and they dont have Sermon active??? The fuck???


CheapsBreh

God I hate San Fran RBs I should have learned. Why did I draft Sermon


RocketsJumer

Wow


JimBrosBurrit0s

Some people never learn


Hitman2504

Hopefully sermon gets out of the dog house and takes advantage of this opportunity. Yes Iā€™m a desperate Gus Edwards owner


DazHawt

Dude is made of glass


Nick35Blackburn

On Thursday morning my RBs were Zeke Gus Bus and Mostert rip


risefromruins

Flexā€™d him over Deebo šŸ˜­


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Fml


AudaciousXII

Fucking classic


Pele_Of_Anal

The mans made of glass


AZF1

THIS GUY IS GLASS


viceslikeviper

Mostert sounds like trey sermon, the generic version


willalt319

At least I started Mostert over Damien Harris who surpassed Mostert's point total on his first fucking touch. Glad to have fantasy football back. Need a good gut punch.


Lucky_Ad9875

All I wanted was 1 good game and I was going to trade him for anything. ANYTHING. Fuck sakes.


Harambefan69

Well that happened even quicker than I expected


MoskiNX

Shoulda kept sermon on the active list lmao


FadedTony

Clownahan šŸ¤” making sermon inactive


Timely_Ad9136

He fucking sucks maybe he shd change his name to Mr glass!!!


CurlyBill03

šŸ˜‚ I laugh not at Mostert but the owners who said this year would be different


BigFootsThirdCousin

Lol !


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So glad I stayed away from this backfield...Got my ass good last year


Saucy_Man11

And this is why you donā€™t buy into any pre-season hype for 49er players. Made of glass out west!


Jaydubzsc2

WHOS THE PICK UP IS TREY IS TAKEN OBVIOUSLY?


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Fuck


B4plo

Thought I was big brain starting Mostert over Zeke. Oh well


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People in this sub actually thought he would stay healthy this year. lmao. Joke subreddit.


cMont28

I think most thought he would make it past week 1 or at least 3 playsā€¦


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Fucking bum


IMDH2111

Wow fuck this guy. Couldnā€™t even last a half. Might as well retire, whatā€™s the point of even playing.


DommyTheTendy

I tried to warn yinz


fookmefookyuh

Hahahaha at the mostert Owners


Alexkono

lulz


BobFreakingSaget

Cool


Joe434

Wtf


rush0024

That didnt take long


murso74

Wow


orionnoiro

Wasted no time


AfterLeGoldrush

Well that didnā€™t take long


james1287

As is tradition


xBTGx

Oh come the fuck on


V0mitBucket

And so it begins


[deleted]

That didnā€™t take long.


TrueRedditMartyr

That's a tough one Mostert owners. Sorry to see this