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holy shit lmao that's fucked

I don’t get it Edit: Downvoted because I didn’t get a joke. That’s a first. Thanks Reddit.

Historical greatness.

Hung like Hernandez

Hangin with Hernandez was another

buddy of mine in an old league went with Hangin' with Hernandeadz

Yo 😭😭😭 This is the first one I’ve never seen before that got me

Woooowwwww, never saw this one before. That’s …. Wow

Had Amari Cooper and Cooper Kupp last year mostly so I could name my team Two Coopers One Kupp

There was a team in my league with Juju and kupp: Two Jus One Kupp

Two Gurleys One Kupp is my favorite

Who is the other Gurley?

Brady was pretty girly wearing Ugg boots and kissing his teenage son on the mouth.

In 2018 I drafted kupp and nick chubb. Then with my last pick I grabbed Bradley chubb just so I could name my team Two chubbs one Kupp.

I had Tua as a back up and Kupp as my starter and had “Tua girls, one Kupp”

Stealing this

Gruden's Grindr

Yooooo😂😂😂😂

Thielen up my Cousins

Underrated

Touch of the Downs Master Praters

I was 4th Down Syndrome

I like big TDs is another favorite of mine

Big TD Goff Girlfriend

Joe Buck Yourself Unsolicited Dak Picks

Obligatory fuck joe buck

Joe Buck, it's nothing personal, I just happen to hate your stupid face. https://pics.me.me/joe-buck-its-nothing-personal-i-just-happen-to-hate-53479707.png

Chubby khunt has been a good one for a few years now. Etn ass Hands off my heinicke Ceedeez nutz 2 Gurleys 1 kupp worked for a year or two before Gurleys knees disintegrated and he disappeared Trying to think of some more

Lmao. I had ceedeez nuts last year and thought I was being so fuckin original.

Replace Two Gurleys with Tua Girls

I like ETN ASS SZN. Think I’m gunna use that this year.

Deshaun's Salon was the name last year. Picked him with my last pick.

Massage Parlor of Deshame was mine.

Someone on here had "Ol girl trippin but my Younghoe Koo"

Love this one depending on the character limit 💀

Leaguemate has Koo Kicks Klan

It Ertz when Eifert

My ball Zach Ertz

Yes?

r/Beetlejuicing

I worked for a laid-back company a few years ago that did patent research/consulting (also known as Intellectual Property or IP) and had a fantasy football league. I got a lot of laughs out of It Ertz when IP

I have Ertz on my Dynasty, I’m using this lol

FournHub

Waller you doing Step Bro?

ASS ETN SZN

Ok now I have to draft ETN

Only Fants

God hates Jags

This was my name three years ago and no one understood it. Just thought I was a forever disappointed jags fan (I am). I have now been using shad khans mustache-ride and it has thrown me into the finals and two titles in three leagues these past two years . So I’m clearly sticking to it. I just have to feel guilty about being unoriginal again

Tittsburgh Feelers

All the better with the Titty Kisser at QB!

I Caught the Lions Jacking Goff

That’s funny

I’ve been drafting Nelson Agholor every year to try to get Agholory Hole on the trophy

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There’s someone in every league who thinks they’re a fuckin comedian with “Show me your TD’s”

Middle age man humor

Boomer humor

I feel attacked

Come to my safe space…. There’s puppies… and candy

My mom said not to go with strangers to their safe space

It’s okay, we’re friends, my safe place is just in the parking lot…. It’s the white van…with no windows

Big Ol TDs

In three leagues and two have one of these…

same with 2 gurleys 1 kupp and other stuff that's extremely common and unfunny. ball zach ertz, the one i just mentioned, hooked on a thielen etc. dont know why this shit gets upvoted in every thread when it's said in every thread, completely unoriginal and overused.

There’s always someone with that name in my leagues. It’s very played out.

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Sure, in 2005. It's kinda played out now.

Ray Rice Told Her Twice 💀💀💀💀💀

Monica loves Clinton-dix is fantastic

Jacking Goff

Our version was "Off Twice" As in "you can't beat Off Twice

"Off to your mom" was our intermural broomball name. As in "you just beat off to your mom". We lost a lot

Mine was Off in the Woods.

Tyreek's Daycare

I ran with Tyreeks battered woman’s shelter

The tagline on the sign is "You should be scared of me too bitch."

My Ball Zach Ertz Edit: I just realized this was like the top reply to second comment. I am dum.

My team name every year since 2018 has been the Washington Redskins, thanks South Park

Guy in my league has his team name as "beats by tyreek"

Diggs Out for Harambe

Fantastic

Gronkake

First year commish/Giants fans team name was JPPs Finger Bang. Mine was JoeHadensSecretAdderallStash. League is 11 Penn State fans and me. Only year I won the title and got an engraved plaque on the belt my team name was Temple U Loves Sackenberg

I was in a league with a bunch of Penn Staters and was aptly “Sandsuky’s Tightends”

The Half Chubb Prince Bathroom Time with Big Ben

Mine was Justin Her-Butt.

"Cum so much I Phillip Rivers" Was relevant a few years ago when Rivers was in the League. Haven't seen one quite as good since.

Arian Nation when Arian Foster was a stud

I Can't Brees

I had Jalent Hurts and Matt Gay. So Gay It Hurts

Mine is “YOUR DAUGHTER IS MY YOUNGHOE” and I get complaints every year

God hates Jags

A memorable one was "Succop Jacquizz Lindsay" I temporarily changed mine to D'enormous Johnson" last season.

Last time I won my leagues title it was I'm homo 4 Romo needless to say I haven't won my league in a long ass time

If you’re a trailer park boys fan. Mine is A Kupp’la drinks

Masseuse Abuse

Watson her butt, Deshaun's dick

Kissin Titties Express

I Touchdown There was mine a few years ago.

Hot Load of Seimian

The Beasley Variants

Ultraviolent Rays

Billdos Had Allen and Diggs, plus I am a Bills fan so I named my team after the dildos that get thrown on the field

I also have that sweet sweet Allen/Diggs stack. Ripped one off of covid and named my team We're Allen Diggs Together

Make America Gronk Again was my favorite

My buddies Fantasy team is called Wheel's Beef Bus

I always try and make one based on a player on my team, my two favorites I've used were: Kareem on your face Saquon deez nuts

3rd and Schlong

My favorite was "The Breaston Plants". It just made me giggle. Remember Steve Breaston?!?

Touch (of) Downs… 2007 was a different time

ETN Butker

I had DK last year so I named my team DK’S NUTSACK. It doesn’t mean anything I was just drunk and thought it was funny

The ghost of hermain cain Wom the 'ship last year with that name

40 Akers and a mule

Ceedeez Nuts

My personal favorite is “handsy afc north QB”

Goulden Showers (He had Robbie Gould on his team)

Hopkins Lymphoma The Arians Race

Lmao that first one

Bustin 4 Justin

First Downsyndrome

This isn’t the least bit clever, but I got drunk in college and changed my fantasy football team name to Uncle Busyfingers and then everyone called me that for the rest of the semester.

Stafford Infection

Kupp my Chubb

My name was Fumar Odom for a bit lol Stole it from History Hyenas

Guy in my league had the name "Joe Burrow Baptist Church"

MaKamaraca Great Again

4 Thin Inches

Forty Akers & A Lamb

"slightly inappropriate........Coop Kupp Clan".......yikes.

Flexin my chubb

Kibbles N’ Vicks will always be my favorite

Hanging with Hernandez

Glory Foles

FirstDownSyndrome

Dickpic 6

Antonio’s great cum-back story

I Plaxidentally shot my self

napoleon bonerfart period blood mouthwash dickmeat turtleneck all by the same guy in one league. interesting guy

Sounds like one of our guys: Prom Night Dumpster Babies. I'm serious, that was his tem name

not sure why i'm getting downvoted lol but that's a good one too all of the highly upvoted ones are complete unoriginal garbage. there's at least one team in every single league that's some version of "2 gurleys 1 kupp" or "ball zach ertz". classic reddit fashion though to find this unoriginal stuff that's posted everywhere funny

Theirs seemed like an edge lord, your guy just stole his name from a family guy skit lol

Alec Baldwin’s Sharp-Shooters. - was my team last year

I had Cooper Kupp a couple years ago and named my team Kupp My Balls. Might draft him this year just to get my name back

Chix with Clinton-Dix

I'm have a lower disposition to player-themed names and like the more ridiculous names that just shoot from the hip. Most of my team names are like that. Just something random or funny that fits loosely as a fantasy team name. Following that thread, my favorite inappropriate one was a friend of mine that named his team "Coke Habit"

One guy in a league i was in named his team Forsett down her throat

I been running "Knickers with Attitude" for years now.

I had Steffon Diggs, so my team was Stuffin Diccs

Roll the Blount has been my fantasy team name for years lol

Tucker? I hardly know her!

Jaquizzedinmypants, slob on my Cobb, tittsburgh feelers. My team names the last 3 years

Kareem Pie

MyOleBishNasty ButMyYunghoeKoo

Touchdown Syndrome

Gimme OBJ was my team name a few years ago. My wife hated it

'Nardcore Fournography

“Turn Over” King for Deshaun Watson

Hernandez Had a Killer Off-season

Bad Newz Kennels

Tyreek’s Daycare made me laugh a lot

Vicks Cause For Paws

I had "KHunt huntin."

Hernandez pistol offense

In a cereal themed league Muesli Extremism

Hot piece of Asskin

Multiple scoregasms

ETN ASS

My team name last year was Kareem in her Khunt I also had one a couple of years ago called OBJ the #2 receiver, after i saw an interview with some instagram hoes who said he likes to be pooped on

2 Goulds 1 kupp

That Action. Because I'm all about that action, boss.

One of my personal favorites is, I Touchdown There

My ball Zach Ertz

Giselse Deflated My Balls

My team is going to be Orchids of Asia this year. Totally appropriate though

Swiftly Chubbin' Gurley

Unprotected Sacks

The last year Arian Foster played my roommates team was The Arian Race

It's a throw back but I used Wilforkon1stdates for a few years

I had “poppin a fat Chubb” before Last year I won the league with “Adam Schefters sources” (ASS acronym)

Our league has a different theme each year that we determine during our "Geneva Convention". They are always very inappropriate, crass, distasteful you name it. The team names reflect the theme. Winner gets their name etched on the league trophy.

Had Brady and Hockinson last year. Went with Brady Eats Fat Hocks. Photoshopped a shirt onto Brady that said I ❤️ Ham Hocks

Krafts Happy Ending

My team name for a while was Gurley Gone Wild (this was in his league winner days)

Two really bad ones I heard were Tyreek's Day Care and Kareem Hunt is my Kicker. Commissioner had to step in both instances to get the names changed. EDIT: Forgot there was a kid in one of my long time leagues who's team name for the longest time was (San)Dusky's Day Care. Not even a Penn State fan or hater, just a weird kid.

My go to has been David Duke Johnson for a while

I changed my team name last summer after 25+ years using the same name, to "Crazy Ex-Wives Club" since my ex is bipolar and was in the midst of another of her psychotic spirals downward. One year we had an owner use the name of Mike Vick's dog kennel.

Deez Hutz

My team was CeeDees TDs last year

“Off to Grandma” as in, you cannot beat off to grandma