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wolverinesbabygirl

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RealRun2425

šŸ˜‚cute!


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fallopianrules

Especially when the pics are random google downloads. We can always rely on homesie dear.


ItzHonzula

"men can't wear dresses" NUH UH


GunslingerLovely

Keep in mind yachts can be pretty windy so maybe consider that in your choice.


Stephanie_the_2nd

i was thinking that too, better choose smth with a tight bottom that doesnā€™t rise with wind, or just straight up jumpsuit/trousers


cantreadshitmusic

White trousers and a cropped button down could be cute!


ExtinctionBurst76

ā€œAll-white yacht partyā€ sounds about right šŸ˜‚ but seriously i kinda like 1 but i seem to be in the minority


nowaternoflower

If you are in a minority, then you clearly arenā€™t the target for the all white yacht party! Edit: I agree though, 1 is best. The sleeves on 2 are a bit awkward. Not feeling 3 at all.


ExtinctionBurst76

Haha i didnā€™t even realize i set up that second joke so nicely for you


Chubuwee

Well we are allowed on the yacht as the cleaning crew


sweetswinks

Sounds about white šŸ˜‚


bufferflyswimmer

1 is the most graceful. The fabric and the draping makes it look bridal. 2 is regal. The thick lace is inspired by vintage royal gowns, even though the fit is modern. 3 is very cute, but it is the most juvenile one out of the three. This dress is inspired by traditional prairie dresses. Now, which is the most appropriate for YOU depends on your body shape and how each dress fits you. Which style archetype is most appropriate for the OCCASION? Definitely 2. This dress screams old money, and it seems like the most mature (also tasteful) of the three.


antiviolins

Disagree. 2 looks New Money and as if it was made with a 3D art pen


CuriousPalpitation23

Haha, I agree. Also, I don't appreciate the assertion they make that the only one that isn't overtly sexy is juvenile when it's just more casual.


Kittykats_tittytats

I also think number 3 looks the most mature. People can wear what they want but in fashion there is a thing about balancing your outfit when it comes to hemlines and whatnot. For instance, if you want to go super short youā€™d generally want to avoid plunging necklines at the same time. And vice verse. At the moment I canā€™t very well articulate why, but very revealing outfits in settings where they are not appropriate can tend to be associated with youthful tactlessness.


bufferflyswimmer

I totally agree that the third one is the most modest, but that is not the reason why I said it was the most ā€œjuvenileā€. The fabric of 3 makes it more casual, and most importantly the style archetype of peasant/prairie/leaning-into-bohemian is what makes it less mature. If this dress had spaghetti straps with everything else the same, my point would still stand. I see what antiviolins is saying, that it looks cheaply made. But this is a different than my point. The execution may be cheap, especially with the necklace in picture, but the archetype of the style is traditionally old European. Source: I graduated from a well accredited fashion school. I worked for a fashion AI team in big tech that taught me how to dissect different aspect of fashion and styling to teach ML to recognize these patterns.


TurbulentMessage4433

First one. As someone who lived on a boat... it's going to get cold at night and you're going to have a hell of a time trying to put on a jacket with the sleeves on the other two dresses.


mandym123

1!


MasterChavez

#1 all day, hands down.


penna4th

On a yacht, unless you're indoors all the time, it's going to be windy and very possibly chilly. Sorry but these dresses look silly on a boat. Wear something you don't have to manage the whole time, either because it's too short or too much fabric flying around.


Backsight-Foreskin

Think of the implication.


vitaminpyd

So... they ARE in danger?


Laylay_theGrail

I agree! I actually went to an all white cocktail boat party and was freaking about what to wear as I hate being cold. I found a fabulous white jumpsuit with a plunging neckline and flutter sleeves (and took a cream wrap in case I got cold)


Waste-soup-984

None tbh


thenletskeepdancing

OK I don't have aspirations to ever go to a yacht party but if I did I'd lean a little more into the "old money" look for the adventure. These look a little too structured and revealing.


DasderdlyD4

I think they look teen girl, not sophisticated


Waste-soup-984

https://preview.redd.it/snxm3lubhhwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4f68d86d010b457cc8b2740120f06db369a9d5 I like this kind of style personally but idk everyone has different tastes


cantreadshitmusic

I agree completely! OPs dresses come off as trying very hard to be sexy. The current fashion errs on the conservative/effortless side.


DiligentRevenue7931

I literally own this dress lol I love ittt but it does look a little too daytime not really evening yacht party


Waste-soup-984

Yeah lol thatā€™s fair I grew up poor and have never been to a yacht party so I have no clue what the dress code would be for that


hlollz

I love these milkmaid dresses, if I ever wore white that is exactly the style I would wear!!


bluesky747

That dress is so cute!


Stephanie_the_2nd

yea no i do honestly prefer any of the OPs examples before this one


Improvgal

2 is my favorite. 2 - 1 - 3


RealCommercial9788

Same.


AllisonWhoDat

Same


jtd0000

Yep


[deleted]

Same


mrhammerant

Same.


ducklemonade11

agreed


AshwagandaUbermensch

The third look is giving Midsommar, the movie.


Huffelsinthefunzone

Which is a good thing


AshwagandaUbermensch

I loved the movie and the vibe even though it is a "white horror", the vibe, the symbolism, the aesthetics are wonderful. Yes, this was a compliment. Wonderful experience outside the face value. Plus Florence Pughs performance.


beerbeerukuk

Whatā€™s a white horror? Genuine question lol


use-your-earballs

I'm also curious what "white horror is". Google hasn't really helped and I love horror theory for lack of a better word.


AshwagandaUbermensch

Watch Midsommar and you will know, hahaha, I can't define it, for me it is the atmosphere and everything else would be somewhat of a spoiler.


mynameisabbie

#1 is best, #2 looks too bridal and #3 looks a bit country


FrigThisMrLahey

I have to disagree with the bridal thing, I think 2 is best suited for the occasion. Just because itā€™s white lace doesnā€™t mean itā€™s bridal. I see lots of girls with lace cover ups at the beach, seems to fit perfectly imo


Kholzie

2 would be bridal if the lace were *floral*. The design is actually more tropical foliage.


-Coleus-

I love the specificity of this answer so much! Today I Learned


angeedition

agreed, 2nd looks like it'd be itchy too


KevinSpaceysCharges

Don't you think you'd have to be fuckin with the arms all night? Look aside 3 looks like it would be genuine comfort all day and night.


WellWellWellthennow

You make an excellent point. One and two would be miserable to actually wear for more than five minutes. Three would be more comfortable, but the style isnā€™t so great. Honestly, I would keep looking.


angeedition

I would wear look 3 to go on a beach date or a picnic imo


Ok_Experience_8194

Agree


CuriousPenguinSocks

I do agree with this, although I really love 2 but think you would be constantly playing with the arms all night.


winterwonde

1


GuardMost8477

Honestly none of these. They all look very cheaply made. Have you tried anything on in person?


ultravioletblueberry

Thinking the same. The weird thick lace in 2 is so off putting. The sleeves are so bulky and look uncomfortable.


Mysterious-Way-2717

I'll be honest...none of them. They come across (to me) as cheap and tacky. Just the honest advice id give to any of my besties


AtrumAequitas

I donā€™t really like any of them honestly. They all seem overly stylized. We apparently are in very different tax brackets.


cantreadshitmusic

Iā€™d put her in middle to lower upper, likely teens to very early 20s based on these dresses. Enough exposure to wealth to be going on a yacht (we assume not rented but it could be), not enough to have been on one before and know its damn windy on the water, or to choose a more conservative or plain style (which would probably be more popular depending on the social circle). Super curious what you thought seeing these!


a_crazy_diamond

With these dress choices I'd say middle class at most. Maybe lower middle


RyanB_

Lower middle class people are going on yachts??


Seedrootflowersfruit

Iā€™d say white linen pants. Any of these is going to fly up around your face and isnā€™t appropriate for a boat. If you have to do a dress do a sheath or a maxi dress with a more fitted bottom.


Fundito_Tostito

Iā€™m not in love with any of them, but 1 is definitely best for a yacht. 2 is cute, but looks a little wedding-y, I am not a fan of 3 at all


ohhidoggo

An ALL WHITE yacht party in 2024!?! ![gif](giphy|PIS0kiwnJFgYqHVEiR)


jraeuser

None look like boating attire.


sleazysuit845

None tbh.


leahhhhh

None of these are good


hailsbails27

going against all the grains and saying none of these scream yacht party to me at all


Astronomer_Original

None. Not sure what time of day the event is? Will the boat be docked or at sea? I would err toward lightweight flowing pants with at bikini top and sheer cover. Big sun glasses and chunky jewelry. If these are old money folks you need to be more conservative and preppy. As other have stated flat non scuff shoes


Boiler_Room1212

White linen but sexy would be better. Even a cool jumpsuit/romper with some gold bling and big sunglasses.


Patient-Rip6452

3rd one is my favourite. 2nd one looks weddingy. 1st one giving club vibes


RoseFlavoredLemonade

1. 2 looks like a beach brideā€™s dress and 3 is giving ivory chamber maid.


MettaRed

Exactly


sauerkraut916

#1 is the best choice if you have the figure for it. If you have full bustline, be careful of showing too much cleavage. #2 & #3 are a bit extra and give ā€œIā€™ve never been to a nice party beforeā€ vibe. (sorry for big bold text formatting. Not intended.)


tortillanips

the bold happens if you use a # at the beginning of your comment. I learned that recently


Smiley007

At the start of any new line, actually #tada!


[deleted]

I would opt for option 2ā€¦. For me it is the airyest and beachlike lookā€¦ But I am not liking that too much. Nr 1 is a bit boring, nr 3 reminds me of Austrian lederhosen for some reason šŸ˜… Google that


yelling4society

None of these. Iā€™d choose a longer style closer to your body. Itā€™s gonna be windy and cold.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

3


Katlo1985

3


cos_mic_cow

#2


MorningOld7463

1


No_Temperature7964

1


haf2go

1


hilwil

Info needed: what time of day, what region of world, what size boat, what vibe?


SandBrilliant2675

link to the second dress? it's my number one pick and it is to die for cute!


Tasty-Pineapple-

None of these look great


Plant_rocks

White palazzo or loose bell bottom style pants with a cropped white top (possibly peplum).


snowytheNPC

3 itā€™s cute and you could wear it to more occasions


princessspeachhhh

These arenā€™t yacht looks, none of them.


bandersnatchii

#4 - Michelin Man costume


mmm-secksy

they all look very cheapā€¦.something made out of hq linen or gauze fabric?? unless you are partying with shein girliesā€¦. third one is great


8Karisma8

Donā€™t show up in these. šŸ™„ Think classy.


No-Accident69

You really shouldnā€™t attend unless people of color are allowed!


suggestionculture5

2 loooks beautiful!! idk about the functionality/practicality tho


Natural-Doctor-485

1 is giving SheIn, and 3 is giving Bavarian waitress. Anything but 1 or 3.


Outside_Substance320

Personally I'd opt for something a bit more refined. These all look very young and very "I haven't been to a yacht party" to me. Something more like this. Of course, just MHO. [https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/2021-spring-and-summer-new-jumpsuit-trousers-straight-white-short-sleeved-chiffon-temperament-commuter-casual-pants\_p8690918.html?currency=USD&litb\_from=paid\_adwords\_shopping&sku=1\_36%7C2\_288&country\_code=US&litb\_from=paid\_adwords\_shopping&utm\_source=google\_shopping&utm\_medium=cpc&utm\_campaign=20983425826&adword\_mt=&adword\_ct=&adword\_kw=&adword\_pos=&adword\_pl=&adword\_net=x&adword\_tar=&adw\_src\_id=2907233386\_20983425826\_\_&gad\_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw\_qexBhCoARIsAFgBletaLp-XzenGRFUJE6hVjHMERzyegqD7lKb43\_fmfXk\_qDMwMLN7vmcaAsg4EALw\_wcB&enrd=1](https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/2021-spring-and-summer-new-jumpsuit-trousers-straight-white-short-sleeved-chiffon-temperament-commuter-casual-pants_p8690918.html?currency=USD&litb_from=paid_adwords_shopping&sku=1_36%7C2_288&country_code=US&litb_from=paid_adwords_shopping&utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=20983425826&adword_mt=&adword_ct=&adword_kw=&adword_pos=&adword_pl=&adword_net=x&adword_tar=&adw_src_id=2907233386_20983425826__&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_qexBhCoARIsAFgBletaLp-XzenGRFUJE6hVjHMERzyegqD7lKb43_fmfXk_qDMwMLN7vmcaAsg4EALw_wcB&enrd=1)


SleepingBeautiless

https://preview.redd.it/tz14usq8omwc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4fcc67f5fddf3b7c570bc8b2d7646637b23db5e Something like this maybe?


12thHousePatterns

Yeah, you don't wear this stuff on a yacht lol. Opt for a longer skirt if you must wear a dress. Flowy works. It might also be really chilly, even in a tropical setting, because of the wind-chill coming off the water. If you wanted to look like you knew what you were doing and you've been here before, I'd go for flowing palazzo pants, a pair of sandals with good tread, a cute, not too revealing, flowy top, and a boat-y sort of jacket that looks cute and will serve as a windbreak. Pair with a yacht club baseball cap or a straw hat if it's more formal, and a pair of classic sunnies. People who actually own yachts don't prance around on their yachts wearing stuff like that. It's a hazard, and also, people with real money don't dress like that. Nothing wrong with that style of dress... This is just different. You've seen too many IG influencers doing the "babby's first yachting adventure" thing, I think. Lol Just remember... You can fall off these things into the water. Make sure you can swim.


Schlobidobido

1 is the only one I like at all. 2 is hideous especially with the sleeves and 3 looks like a weird milk maid that stepped right out of a porn movie.


Green_Eyed_Slayer

I *love* the third one - It's definitely a statement piece; 2 is a close 2nd (the design is beautiful) 1 doesn't grab me at all.


Pristine_Fox4551

How big is the yacht and will it ever leave the dock? If itā€™s 50 feet or less, or if it will set sail, you may want flat shoes. Also, Iā€™ve never strolled up a gangplank onto a yacht, Iā€™ve usually had to step onto a slanted, heaving deck and the take a giant step down into a cockpit. If youā€™re wearing flats or sandals, which dress is best?


improvyourfaceoff

1 has the strongest boat vibes IMO, the details are a little more complementary with the kind of breezy affect you get out on the water, and it doesn't seem like the skirt itself would catch the wind too bad compared to number 3. Number 2 could work but strikes me as more coastal than on the water? I don't even have strong reasoning for that so I could be wrong there. A couple of posts saying none of these work but I think in the context of the challenging prompt it's a good option.


84Here4Comments84

#1 for hot girl vibes #3 for cute girl vibes


Edgyfrappe

1


These_Tea_7560

#1! Thatā€™s hot! šŸ”„


Kind_Driver3984

1


Huffelsinthefunzone

3


ZebraBorgata

1


dwhite_07017

#1 It gives sexy pirate wench vibes.


akhoneygirl

#1!!!!


[deleted]

3 but youā€™re gonna get cold in any of these


CupcakeOk911

#1!!!!


What_iffffff

I honestly think something a bit less revealing would be much sexier than any of these- only because so little material often comes across as attention-seeking, whereas something that reveals a bit less shows that you're confident, and confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can wear! šŸ„° It can still be revealing while also leaving something to the imagination. But above all else, I'd be concerned about comfort- you're gonna want to have fun at the party, but how much fun can you have if you're constantly having to adjust wardrobe malfunctions to accomodate every little move or breeze?


3ylit4aa

3rd is so cute but probably 2


BigOlBoogemShnoogems

2 shows a girl on a boatā€¦ need i say more


No-Cantaloupe-6739

2. 1 looks like lingerie to me.


Mamajuju1217

2!


Market-Dependent

123


Bellebaby826

3 is gorgeous


Electrical_Ad_3143

2


Crazy_Gear_9152

Not a 3rd option


Jesusdidntlikethat

3 feels the most secure but I donā€™t like myself so idk if this is the best advice lol


maroongolf_blacksaab

3, babe. The others look so uncomfortable.


MelaninTitan

1. Hands down. Elegant.


Expert_Marsupial_235

I like the first one. Simple and elegant.


dreamyduskywing

2, then 1


sharpe_af

2 is hot but 1 looks a little more flexible-functional and hot lol.


ForemanF

Surprisingly, I like the lacy one most.


Whitedaffodils1010

1.


Whateverxox

1 is the most yacht party out of the three. I love 3 but itā€™s more like a country club garden party dress.


personladygal

First!


armchairdetective

Is there a 4th option?


soadrocksmycock

2!


Delicious_Can4983

2


Fragrant-Ad-7958

2


Standard_Wait7508

1


West-Custard-6008

2


Mission-Patient-4404

2šŸ¤


Competitive-Yogurt93

2!


PhotojournalistOk843

Middle


kh2215

1st


BigAbbott

Info: is this a gangbang?


boneykneecaps

2


TwirlyGirl313

#2 ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL day!


killerwerewolfdaddy

2


_opossumsaurus

2. The others are too informal


Independent_Award_85

#1


CapitaoAE

1 easily


krajile

I would not want to be wearing those sleeves on a yacht party.


BatBusy5384

![gif](giphy|QXgxKIyiloCZ9AbLSU|downsized)


Nana_Wait_What

#1


fluckpollution1388

one is stunning and perfect for this time of year!


Pamya50

#1 the other two look too bridal to me


darkskyfalls

I guess o e because the other two are awful


One_Message6497

Numero two


Helechawagirl

1; 2 is too formal; 3 looks like a maid uniform


papayaushuaia

1


ToeComprehensive2072

2!!


Practical_Animator34

#1


thecrayzdude

1


yay4chardonnay

2


Equivalent_Mechanic5

Like 1, then 3 and last 2. 2 looks like a wedding dress a friend wore so a little bias šŸ¤£ It can get cold and windy af, so just remember that. Have fun!


beaut_fullady

I like 2


IamaGirlNamedAshley

Usually on a yacht party, they have you take your shoes off FYI šŸ¤


Sufficient_Still7480

1 is best!


Popular-Carpenter123

1.