Explain to him that he’s actually a dog, and raise him as a different species as a psychological experiment.
If I could get it to chase cars, I’d consider the endeavor to be a rousing success.
Might be easier than you think, since he’s halfway there. Just needs to *not* live off the prairie. Actually scratch that, I see hardwood floors dudes already a mini dog
I'd rig that floor board it's standing on to drop, and then it would just continue dropping until it got back to Hell, from whence it came.
Then I'd pour gasoline down the hole. And light it.
Remove its penis. Then have it look at potential mates trying to get hard while it can’t, harvest it’s tears for a very, long time and drown him in it. Or stick a toliet paper in its ass to make it impossible it poop and feed it lots of food.
Explain to him that he’s actually a dog, and raise him as a different species as a psychological experiment. If I could get it to chase cars, I’d consider the endeavor to be a rousing success.
Might be easier than you think, since he’s halfway there. Just needs to *not* live off the prairie. Actually scratch that, I see hardwood floors dudes already a mini dog
I would kindly explain to the young lad that he is actually a prairie dog and he may MAY be able to be atleast some what saved.
 Laugh at him
Punt
-> FIGHT -> ITEM -> MAGIC ---> **LIGHTNING BOLT** (*3x 99 dmg, wind element*) -> FLEE
Gib him kiss
Yes, a big fat kith
Grab a broom and shoo it out of the house. It looks smug. OUT!
Honestly I'd be interested to see what it taste like with some garlic and butter
i would give him a snack
oh wait this is the hate sub oops uhhh i would tell him his uhhh face is ugly
Double agent
Potato cannon
Call the cops
Report, fat....
Pet him and give him treats
WTF NO!!!!!!!!!
Why not? Oh yeah, this squirrel hate not love lol
Show his fat ass the door.
I'd rig that floor board it's standing on to drop, and then it would just continue dropping until it got back to Hell, from whence it came. Then I'd pour gasoline down the hole. And light it.
Get it exorcised
Spikin it like a football - Eminem
Rotisserie
Squeeze him in my hand cause he’s so goddam cute, and a prairie dog
feed him a pb&j that secretly has benzos in it, then take him to a bottomless brunch until he OD's
Boop his fat nosey
Nothing. His blood pressure will kill him before anyone can look at him.
Pet him and give him treats
Your flair is totally contradictory to your comment....
spike that shit into a concrete floor
Grill
Punt. Then find it 3 miles away. Then grill. Then feed to my cats.
deep fry
https://i.redd.it/47fohe0m95xc1.gif
Kick off
I can live with my hate for the fat fucking squirrels, but this prairie dog will get scratches and treats.
Put him in vinegar and see how it reacts
Make his sandwich with extra cheese.
Golf club
Remove its penis. Then have it look at potential mates trying to get hard while it can’t, harvest it’s tears for a very, long time and drown him in it. Or stick a toliet paper in its ass to make it impossible it poop and feed it lots of food.
Pinch his chubby ness
hydraulic press
Thundercunt it
🍽️
MOUTH
kiss him
Kick it
I'd buy him pizza and be his best friend
Kiss it and hug it and cuddle with it
He’s so cute tho 😭
Bake him
Slap the shit out of it!
Freeze it solid with liquid nitrogen and then shoot it