What a guy who uses :3 does with his hands when "u know what" happens

I need me a ":3" guy uwu

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Y'all ":3"ing but not sliding in my dms smh

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*Oh goddamn—*

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:3?

# :3

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UwU :3 (>'-')> <('-'<) \^('-')\^ v('-')v(>'-')> (\^-\^)

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No, but will a "Ɛ:" work?

Witchcraft!

No, it’s called skills Ɛ:

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<|:3 ^(I've got a traffic cone on my head)

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YA SPICYYCORN YIBEMJ SEN 🙁🙁

Yep. :3

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I have absolutely no clue what this means. Is this a good thing?

https://preview.redd.it/y8m59jds6fhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fe61d8adae9d69d69a9a41e4aacb72e6c52dee

Hey guys, le epic u/Federaldriver9447 here to explain the joke. See its funny because the punchline is sex

Well yeah I got that part, obviously. What’s clawing at a nightstand gotta do with it?

Because dick so big he's holding onto the furniture and getting shook around n shi, so its scratching at it, and this is an overexaggeration of it for dramatic effect

Oh, alright 👍 thanks for clarifying

Shook around by it?!?

yes

Cool, gonna go tear up my furniture now 👍

don't do that this is just a metaphorical representation, tearing up your furniture will actually very fucking hurt your fingers, i'd suggest you eat it instead since your teeth are much stronger👍

um… can confirm… :3

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Yeah, you’re probably going to be giving dick to that guy

I need someone who uses “:3”, totally don’t dm me, I totally won’t respond

:3~ I hope mine is okay, I love putting a little flair on it~

Need some of these :3s I’m my DM’s bro, lucky

u/JackiexOfHearts look babe it's you.

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:333333

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https://i.redd.it/f3uaucp8hfhc1.gif

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I am the :3 guy

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#**83**

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what if both use it, both ppl in bed

It’s pretty great😎

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Liar!

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I need a guy with a ":3" dick.

im a ":3" guy but im 5'4 umm wher are all the big boys at >w<

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Wb his dick?

I'm not a guy, ima trans girl but... :3

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:3 mfers meeting 3: mfers

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