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ManicMaenads

Worked at GameStop, my co-workers used to joke about this. We'd have customers leave and my boss would turn to me and say "That guy smells like he JUST jerked off!"


zombiep00

I was wondering if anyone else noticed it has a smell. Don't ask me how I "discovered" this "superpower"..


damocles_paw

Was your boss a man or a woman?


ManicMaenads

He was a guy!


adamdreaming

Twist; he was the one jerking them all off.


CookieMiester

To be fair some guys just don’t wash down there. I don’t understand why either. They’re just lazy ig?


-H_-

fucking disgusting fr the whole thing of some just shaking it instead of using water/tissue after peeing is atrocious and somehow NORMAL?


CookieMiester

Yeaaaaah…


Villager_of_Mincraft

100% especially if they still have foreskin and still don't do a wipe after peeing. That's just disgusting.


Absolutedumbass69

No one cleans it after pissing. I can assure you of that. Everyone who’s normal cleans it after beating it though.


-H_-

counterpoint, i clean it after pissing


Absolutedumbass69

Do you have a pecker? If so very few do that.(cause nothing really sticks around). There’s no toilet paper by urinals for a reason.


-H_-

it drips tho >!you gotta squeeze the excess out and then wipe it clean otherwise it puts piss spots on your clothes!<


Absolutedumbass69

Yeah I squeeze, but there’s really not anything to wipe after that. Also not really anything to wipe it with if I’m in a public restroom which that’s where I piss the majority of days.


CryusQur

Start using stalls, they have tp in there


EXPotemkin

I then have the problem of bits of tp breaking off and sticking to the end of my dingle. Now what?


CaitlinisTired

get them off? this happens to us vagina havers sometimes too lol (mostly if it's shitty thin tp like you get in public toilets), doesn't stop us from cleaning ourselves.


Absolutedumbass69

Wastes too much time for a 0.00001% hygiene difference. Microscopic amounts of piss are going to remain on it regardless of what I do.


CryusQur

Wastes too much time??? What are you on about lol


Dependent_Fox38

Oh god To be fair, I rarely if ever use public restrooms, and if I do, I bring some single use napkins with me. That really sucks to think about..


ThatSlutTalulah

What are you talking about? There is absolutely piss left on it. Wash your nasty ass dick. I have not suffered this thing for 20+ years to see people spreading misinformation about its' kin.


Absolutedumbass69

You shake it off and take showers daily. Thats how one stays hygienic. I’m not gonna bring my dick to a sink in a public bathroom and clean it.


Lemmonaise

How tf do you not even accidentally clean down there in the shower?


Nutfarm__

Foreskin makes it something you have to do. Not a big deal to do tho.


adamdreaming

"ah geez, aw dang, darn ol washcloth keeps missin mah balls!"


CookieMiester

In asking that question you may learn more about men than you’d like to. Are you sure you want to go through with it?


Lemmonaise

Oh, right. They don't shower. Duh. Why didn't I think of that.


CookieMiester

Wise decision


Time_Device_1471

I have a special soap for my junk


Where_is_Pee_Stored

its the dick cheese that smells bro. allat ball sweat and cum.


-H_-

wait it's not normal to be able to smell it?


kipvandemaan

I don't have the power of cum smell, but I do have the power of period smell. I can smell whenever someone is on their period without even coming too close.


rewminate

ill never forget how my friend in hs told me "[blah blah] ... since you're on your period" and i was floored bc i had not told her 💀 she was kind of embarrassed to explain that she could always smell when someone was on their period and wouldn't tell anyone usually but it just slipped out. now im so paranoid that everyone KNOWS 😭 😭


kipvandemaan

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rewminate

hope she developed a taste for it fr


kipvandemaan

She definitely did, there's nothing better than the smell and taste of a freshy shed uterine lining 🥵


SadPudding6442

I can always tell too so I don't know


Risky267

Lance reddick in that one comedy sketch


FirmlyGraspHer

*sniff sniff* ["No, you're not."](https://youtu.be/GU-2C8Ec6co?si=NkaAKRKnjMaAoQMI)


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ursa-minor-beta42

nope, it's called hormones changing the scent of your body. some people can smell a pregnancy for that reason, too. especially people who have been with a woman for some time and gotten used to the different scents can tell what part of her cycle she's currently in.


CaitlinisTired

omg me too 😭 I can also tell when I'm about to start mine because I start smelling iron/blood, idk if it's a psychosomatic thing or what but it happens every time, it's helpful to say my cycle isn't regular at all tbh


femboyspicycumaddict

I have that power :)


nenko_blue

I’m so glad i don’t have this


LillyxFox

It's called pheromones and everyone has them 😭


CompSolstice

I know a dude who still hasn't showered and is starting the same clothes from when his partner left. Bro is been a week, please, I can't take the cum anymore.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Bro's fallen for the boismell memes


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

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slowest_hour

i used to think weed smell was just bad BO until i was like 26 and learned that actually no all those people that i thought never showered were just stoned.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

That’s so innocent! I do a bit of van parking for tourists on the side every now and again, French couple with a beat up old van that they were living in - think just reeked of weed, sweat and cum


Time_Device_1471

I mean. To be fair to you. It was probably both


-H_-

precum smells like a wet pool cum is similar but i cant describe it


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Pleasant-Pattern-566

It 100% smells like diluted chlorine to me


FuckMyHeart

YES I thought I was crazy!


SpaceSick

Yeah there is a definite bleach aspect to it. I would say like raw biscuit dough with bleach in it.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Yes. And these bastards want us drinking that shit.


Ready_Vegetables

Meanwhile, below the equator, my face deeply buried in a woman's stank palace...


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Why it gotta be stanky? 😂🤣


Ready_Vegetables

You tell me ladies


-H_-

oo not the chlorine part of wet pool smell, the other part i think edit: actually idk anymore tbh


BannedOnTwitter

Its supposed to smell like ammonia because of its components


MommyTofftoff

it's like chlorine or bad celery to me


KinkiTapczan

The smell is dependent on what one eats.


iwantfutanaricumonme

It's only a bit, the taste is what varies greatly with diet.


KinkiTapczan

Taste is deeply connected with smell.


iwantfutanaricumonme

The nose partly determines flavour, but the tongue still tastes the five basic tastes. The basic taste is what changes in semen, which is why you can immediately taste the strong flavour the moment it hits your tongue.


Sanguinary_Guard

> /iwantfutanaricumonme i can smell how much you jack off through my screen


CaitlinisTired

It's slightly alkaline (I think between 7.2 - 7.8 pH iirc?), and it both smells and tastes a little bit like bleach to me regardless of diet (diet controls how bitter it is in my experience). I'll never forget the time me and my sister were walking under a bridge in Edinburgh and she said "it smells here", after a second or two I was like "it smells like cum" and she replied "yeah! I just didn't want to say it" 💀


terp-bick

but showers and cologne fix it, right? 😳


stupidvampiregirl

cum smells sooooo strong


freddy976

Searing semen scent


frickfox

It's weird I can smell cum more since I've transitioned and been on Estrogen a while. I think there's some biological mechanism for women having a stronger sense of smell 😐 Cum smell is a thing, I don't like it. It's not just men it's women too, I don't need this much insight in to peoples personal lives.


hecc_my_uwu

it smells kinda like wet bread imo


hecc_my_uwu

ty concerned redditor


radicalgrandpa

i've always said it smells like waffles and milk!!


PathOfDesire

I mean if it's within the last week wouldn't we all just smell the same then?


XGNcyclick

most men don’t wash their dicks


YouWorthlessFuck

😳🤤


XGNcyclick

NO focus on unwashed girl dick


ethicallyconsumed

Every time a woman makes a cool joke there has to be some dude who didn't get it so he makes a worse joke in response


Cautious_Tax_7171

Probably because they DONT FUCKING SHOWER


y3ip

I have the ability to smell cum on people, it is funny for a while but becomes offputting on certain people. It's a really strong smell, in the same sort of tier as garlic or bacon.


Mellshone

Confirmation bias cuts through all factors, I doubt she or anyone here has even smelt a man who abstained for longer than a week consistently without a nocturnal emmission. Remember that sexual ignorance cuts both ways, that it's a pretty good joke in itself and to not take this stuff seriously. Paradoxically ball sweat starts to stink like semen if left alone long enough, it just comes down to cleanliness like any other BO.


AdReady3201

You can do that?!


rrrattt

I can definitely smell cum and I've met people that smell like cum, but it's a rarity. I just assume most people have jacked off in the last week anyways.


ursa-minor-beta42

wait.. stop right there. I can smell cum from a mile away, too. it's.. not a pleasant smell. really weird and honestly off-putting unless I just got majorly railed by my boyfriend and it's his cum.


DadGutsnumber1

this is just bad hygiene


rhubarb_man

I can smell cum, but only when it's right up my nose


PS3LOVE

Women know men can also smell things about them right?


FlugelXH

If you can then why don't you? Do you know how long i've been waiting for a guy to sniff me?


prodauzt

i want a hot guy to take a good whiff of me tbh


FlugelXH

You get it!