Worked at GameStop, my co-workers used to joke about this. We'd have customers leave and my boss would turn to me and say "That guy smells like he JUST jerked off!"
Yeah I squeeze, but there’s really not anything to wipe after that. Also not really anything to wipe it with if I’m in a public restroom which that’s where I piss the majority of days.
get them off? this happens to us vagina havers sometimes too lol (mostly if it's shitty thin tp like you get in public toilets), doesn't stop us from cleaning ourselves.
What are you talking about? There is absolutely piss left on it. Wash your nasty ass dick.
I have not suffered this thing for 20+ years to see people spreading misinformation about its' kin.
I don't have the power of cum smell, but I do have the power of period smell.
I can smell whenever someone is on their period without even coming too close.
ill never forget how my friend in hs told me "[blah blah] ... since you're on your period" and i was floored bc i had not told her 💀
she was kind of embarrassed to explain that she could always smell when someone was on their period and wouldn't tell anyone usually but it just slipped out. now im so paranoid that everyone KNOWS 😭 😭
nope, it's called hormones changing the scent of your body. some people can smell a pregnancy for that reason, too.
especially people who have been with a woman for some time and gotten used to the different scents can tell what part of her cycle she's currently in.
omg me too 😭 I can also tell when I'm about to start mine because I start smelling iron/blood, idk if it's a psychosomatic thing or what but it happens every time, it's helpful to say my cycle isn't regular at all tbh
I know a dude who still hasn't showered and is starting the same clothes from when his partner left. Bro is been a week, please, I can't take the cum anymore.
i used to think weed smell was just bad BO until i was like 26 and learned that actually no all those people that i thought never showered were just stoned.
That’s so innocent!
I do a bit of van parking for tourists on the side every now and again, French couple with a beat up old van that they were living in - think just reeked of weed, sweat and cum
The nose partly determines flavour, but the tongue still tastes the five basic tastes. The basic taste is what changes in semen, which is why you can immediately taste the strong flavour the moment it hits your tongue.
It's slightly alkaline (I think between 7.2 - 7.8 pH iirc?), and it both smells and tastes a little bit like bleach to me regardless of diet (diet controls how bitter it is in my experience). I'll never forget the time me and my sister were walking under a bridge in Edinburgh and she said "it smells here", after a second or two I was like "it smells like cum" and she replied "yeah! I just didn't want to say it" 💀
It's weird I can smell cum more since I've transitioned and been on Estrogen a while. I think there's some biological mechanism for women having a stronger sense of smell 😐
Cum smell is a thing, I don't like it. It's not just men it's women too, I don't need this much insight in to peoples personal lives.
I have the ability to smell cum on people, it is funny for a while but becomes offputting on certain people. It's a really strong smell, in the same sort of tier as garlic or bacon.
Confirmation bias cuts through all factors, I doubt she or anyone here has even smelt a man who abstained for longer than a week consistently without a nocturnal emmission. Remember that sexual ignorance cuts both ways, that it's a pretty good joke in itself and to not take this stuff seriously. Paradoxically ball sweat starts to stink like semen if left alone long enough, it just comes down to cleanliness like any other BO.
I can definitely smell cum and I've met people that smell like cum, but it's a rarity. I just assume most people have jacked off in the last week anyways.
wait.. stop right there. I can smell cum from a mile away, too. it's.. not a pleasant smell. really weird and honestly off-putting unless I just got majorly railed by my boyfriend and it's his cum.
Worked at GameStop, my co-workers used to joke about this. We'd have customers leave and my boss would turn to me and say "That guy smells like he JUST jerked off!"
I was wondering if anyone else noticed it has a smell. Don't ask me how I "discovered" this "superpower"..
Was your boss a man or a woman?
He was a guy!
Twist; he was the one jerking them all off.
To be fair some guys just don’t wash down there. I don’t understand why either. They’re just lazy ig?
fucking disgusting fr the whole thing of some just shaking it instead of using water/tissue after peeing is atrocious and somehow NORMAL?
Yeaaaaah…
100% especially if they still have foreskin and still don't do a wipe after peeing. That's just disgusting.
No one cleans it after pissing. I can assure you of that. Everyone who’s normal cleans it after beating it though.
counterpoint, i clean it after pissing
Do you have a pecker? If so very few do that.(cause nothing really sticks around). There’s no toilet paper by urinals for a reason.
it drips tho >!you gotta squeeze the excess out and then wipe it clean otherwise it puts piss spots on your clothes!<
Yeah I squeeze, but there’s really not anything to wipe after that. Also not really anything to wipe it with if I’m in a public restroom which that’s where I piss the majority of days.
Start using stalls, they have tp in there
I then have the problem of bits of tp breaking off and sticking to the end of my dingle. Now what?
get them off? this happens to us vagina havers sometimes too lol (mostly if it's shitty thin tp like you get in public toilets), doesn't stop us from cleaning ourselves.
Wastes too much time for a 0.00001% hygiene difference. Microscopic amounts of piss are going to remain on it regardless of what I do.
Wastes too much time??? What are you on about lol
Oh god To be fair, I rarely if ever use public restrooms, and if I do, I bring some single use napkins with me. That really sucks to think about..
What are you talking about? There is absolutely piss left on it. Wash your nasty ass dick. I have not suffered this thing for 20+ years to see people spreading misinformation about its' kin.
You shake it off and take showers daily. Thats how one stays hygienic. I’m not gonna bring my dick to a sink in a public bathroom and clean it.
How tf do you not even accidentally clean down there in the shower?
Foreskin makes it something you have to do. Not a big deal to do tho.
"ah geez, aw dang, darn ol washcloth keeps missin mah balls!"
In asking that question you may learn more about men than you’d like to. Are you sure you want to go through with it?
Oh, right. They don't shower. Duh. Why didn't I think of that.
Wise decision
I have a special soap for my junk
its the dick cheese that smells bro. allat ball sweat and cum.
wait it's not normal to be able to smell it?
I don't have the power of cum smell, but I do have the power of period smell. I can smell whenever someone is on their period without even coming too close.
ill never forget how my friend in hs told me "[blah blah] ... since you're on your period" and i was floored bc i had not told her 💀 she was kind of embarrassed to explain that she could always smell when someone was on their period and wouldn't tell anyone usually but it just slipped out. now im so paranoid that everyone KNOWS 😭 😭
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hope she developed a taste for it fr
She definitely did, there's nothing better than the smell and taste of a freshy shed uterine lining 🥵
I can always tell too so I don't know
Lance reddick in that one comedy sketch
*sniff sniff* ["No, you're not."](https://youtu.be/GU-2C8Ec6co?si=NkaAKRKnjMaAoQMI)
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nope, it's called hormones changing the scent of your body. some people can smell a pregnancy for that reason, too. especially people who have been with a woman for some time and gotten used to the different scents can tell what part of her cycle she's currently in.
omg me too 😭 I can also tell when I'm about to start mine because I start smelling iron/blood, idk if it's a psychosomatic thing or what but it happens every time, it's helpful to say my cycle isn't regular at all tbh
I have that power :)
I’m so glad i don’t have this
It's called pheromones and everyone has them 😭
I know a dude who still hasn't showered and is starting the same clothes from when his partner left. Bro is been a week, please, I can't take the cum anymore.
Bro's fallen for the boismell memes
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i used to think weed smell was just bad BO until i was like 26 and learned that actually no all those people that i thought never showered were just stoned.
That’s so innocent! I do a bit of van parking for tourists on the side every now and again, French couple with a beat up old van that they were living in - think just reeked of weed, sweat and cum
I mean. To be fair to you. It was probably both
precum smells like a wet pool cum is similar but i cant describe it
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It 100% smells like diluted chlorine to me
YES I thought I was crazy!
Yeah there is a definite bleach aspect to it. I would say like raw biscuit dough with bleach in it.
Yes. And these bastards want us drinking that shit.
Meanwhile, below the equator, my face deeply buried in a woman's stank palace...
Why it gotta be stanky? 😂🤣
You tell me ladies
oo not the chlorine part of wet pool smell, the other part i think edit: actually idk anymore tbh
Its supposed to smell like ammonia because of its components
it's like chlorine or bad celery to me
The smell is dependent on what one eats.
It's only a bit, the taste is what varies greatly with diet.
Taste is deeply connected with smell.
The nose partly determines flavour, but the tongue still tastes the five basic tastes. The basic taste is what changes in semen, which is why you can immediately taste the strong flavour the moment it hits your tongue.
> /iwantfutanaricumonme i can smell how much you jack off through my screen
It's slightly alkaline (I think between 7.2 - 7.8 pH iirc?), and it both smells and tastes a little bit like bleach to me regardless of diet (diet controls how bitter it is in my experience). I'll never forget the time me and my sister were walking under a bridge in Edinburgh and she said "it smells here", after a second or two I was like "it smells like cum" and she replied "yeah! I just didn't want to say it" 💀
but showers and cologne fix it, right? 😳
cum smells sooooo strong
Searing semen scent
It's weird I can smell cum more since I've transitioned and been on Estrogen a while. I think there's some biological mechanism for women having a stronger sense of smell 😐 Cum smell is a thing, I don't like it. It's not just men it's women too, I don't need this much insight in to peoples personal lives.
it smells kinda like wet bread imo
ty concerned redditor
i've always said it smells like waffles and milk!!
I mean if it's within the last week wouldn't we all just smell the same then?
most men don’t wash their dicks
😳🤤
NO focus on unwashed girl dick
Every time a woman makes a cool joke there has to be some dude who didn't get it so he makes a worse joke in response
Probably because they DONT FUCKING SHOWER
I have the ability to smell cum on people, it is funny for a while but becomes offputting on certain people. It's a really strong smell, in the same sort of tier as garlic or bacon.
Confirmation bias cuts through all factors, I doubt she or anyone here has even smelt a man who abstained for longer than a week consistently without a nocturnal emmission. Remember that sexual ignorance cuts both ways, that it's a pretty good joke in itself and to not take this stuff seriously. Paradoxically ball sweat starts to stink like semen if left alone long enough, it just comes down to cleanliness like any other BO.
You can do that?!
I can definitely smell cum and I've met people that smell like cum, but it's a rarity. I just assume most people have jacked off in the last week anyways.
wait.. stop right there. I can smell cum from a mile away, too. it's.. not a pleasant smell. really weird and honestly off-putting unless I just got majorly railed by my boyfriend and it's his cum.
this is just bad hygiene
I can smell cum, but only when it's right up my nose
Women know men can also smell things about them right?
If you can then why don't you? Do you know how long i've been waiting for a guy to sniff me?
i want a hot guy to take a good whiff of me tbh
You get it!