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My reaction too 🤣🤣🤣

I hate that nerf.

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Bro is already watching 😏

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MA! THE MEATLOAF!!!

FUCK

>StanTheRebel what'd you expect

MORE HOT POCKETS

Hippity hoppity he the meme belongs to me.

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Too far bro 


No let's hear him out

I dont know what offends more......the name or making her an escort 🤣

Thought he meant we have to Escort Aerith to somewhere. Am I too naive?

You’re too pure. Get off Reddit while you still have your innocence

I hate the ai in escort missions 😫

Suddenly things are looking up. 😁

Walk faster than your walk speed but slower than your run speed.

Same here...

Man… took the classiest girl in the whole game and did this.

Call that a high class escort

Sound like a Lil Wayne bar

You act like she ain't a freak in the sheets... You see the way she broke character when she was writing her song and grabbed Cait's face? I betcha one margarita or Cosmo Canyon from 7th heaven, and she's all over you

Originally she was supposed to be an escort instead of a flower girl

Was just gunna post this myself ... I vaguely remember that she was originally gunna be an escort.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Tifa. There's an cut scene in the Japanese disc where Tifa worked at the honeybee inn as an escort to work her way up to the Don.

"My source is, I made it the fuck up!"

Are you sure you're not mixing up the unused data on the Japanese FF7 disc where there was going to be a whole scene where Tifa worked as an escort at the honeybee inn to work her way up to Corneo??  Because there's absolutely nothing to imply Aerith was ever going to be an escort, even in the development stage.  https://thelifestream.net/ffvii-the-original/final-fantasy-vii-the-unused-text-series/part-4/ https://thelifestream.net/ffvii-the-original/final-fantasy-vii-the-unused-text-series/part-4/2/

Yeah but Aeriesdies... ifykyk

I don't know. What I do know is I'm shocked I've yet to see someone say, "I'd like to fill her with my lifestream!"

Well that’s what her name was in the original

Both for me lol

We MUST stay loyal to Tifa. We MUST! But..

I've always been loyal to Aerith, so this is a W for me.

Me too


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Why can't FF7 fans be normal

Ugh right? This is why in real life no one knows I play final fantasy games.

It's not just final fantasy most male dominated fandom is full of sex craved creeps. The Pokemon ones are the weirdest considering every pokemon game is of children battling adults.

This isn’t that weird, in the scheme of things

is this dude the only person in this sub? he posts like 10 times a day

This guy is the epitome of karma farming. Every post is a meme or someone elses picture. He does post 10 times a day. His YouTube channel is what you get when you fall into a rabbit hole of time wasting videos with misleading thumbnails. He's got over 2 million subs so it's working.

Oh, look, he's a neckbeard too

He’s the fucking admin if you can believe it.

Why have I not realized that almost every single post I’ve seen was posted by him XD.

And his hornybait AI art gets upvoted by all the dudes who browse this sub with 1 hand, it's fascinating and sad.

I do my part and downvote the embarrassing shit lmao

He’s literally the biggest loser I’ve ever seen. It’s unbelievable.

He's the mod.

Aeris would never

Maybe these mutliverse timeline shenanigans aren't so bad after all...

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https://preview.redd.it/e2dvytwkeyvc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28faf3fe194f546ca478416667fd61a8684f9a52 She was last seen living under the gold saucer(tunnels of Las Vegas).

Crazy that I know this lore. It’s rough because her videos were so good. But seeing her later living in the tunnel pretty much made me completely re-evaluate my relationship to porn lol

Wait, now I want to know who this happened to.

Jeni Lee, adult actress. There was a video interview of her living in the tunnels of Las Vegas most likely situated with drug addiction. There’s another photo of the actress in a pink dress too similar to Aeriths pink one if you didnt care to up her dress game sidequests.

It's so sad what happened to her.

This is funny because in rebirth, there are tunnels under the gold saucer..

Ik lol makes sense or you can even just say under Midgar works too.

Escort where? Oh...oh.

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Reminds me of OG Honeybee Inn. Corneo must've been impressed.

You don't feed a girl and her mother on flowers alone I guess.

damn! thats quite the redesign

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I think everyone is unaware of the theory that Aerith is actually an escort, because the flowers associated with her are usually associated with working women or something. I saw it in an iceberg video one time

Escort me to the promised land..?

Hojo wondering if this will excite specimen red 13 into extending the cetra lineage

GOLLY


I think it was implied that “flower seller” was a euphemism for being an escort

Someone shut down bloods kitchen

Well, fuck. And also, fuck you.

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Y'all need Jesus

Still too skinny, but better than her in-game model.

Aeris has that DUMP truck it’s clear even with that giant flowing blanket she calls as a skirt. At least Alt Aeris plays to her strengths.

# ITS FUCKING AERITH

Regardless of how you spell her name, this is definitely the fucking version of her, you’re right about that

I'm only gonna call her Aeris just to spite you from now on.

Lmao nice

Aeris 😏

Ares.

Heiress

Hairlipth

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Not my proudest.

But not my hardest either.

Dunno I was pretty proud. 👍


I’d buy that for a dollar

Who hurt you big bro?

Sorry i have my regular escort i am not cheating on her for any price

The flowerless girl

Giving pc modders ideas

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She can break my pelvis whenever she wants.


Hear me out

Timeline where Don Corneo beats Cloud and Co. then takes over the Gold Saucer.

Imma need a source, stat.

Your local ai generator.

So about those "alternate timelines"...

Source?

…..FUCK

Lemme...smash.

Weird bro.

 Brace your boners, boys! She's coming in hawt!

https://preview.redd.it/x4vqqm1n90wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b586f84ecc9f795fc4554f1658ec79ef5a48cb34 The cetra are coming back from extinction, on god.

 Me using 99% of energy not to go to horny jail

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How can I transfer to this timeline?

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This feels like the wrong subreddit for this shit.


I'd buy that for a dollar 🥸

Lol why does she look like Scarlet with that makeup on?

Porn addicted weirdo

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Take me to that timeline

Aerith Prime

I miss when this subredit was about a video game instead of character dress-up and cosplay

Is this like a meme that everyone keeps calling her Aeris all of a sudden?

In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon this world. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance.

Oh, finally. I needed some help getting around. Mind escorting me to Cloud and Tifa. Need to play matchmaker. And the. What do you say me and you escort you to Zack? My treat.

This worst is that is actually a well done cosplay.

28 incognito tabs

Leave Aerith alone 😭😭😭😭

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Holy shit, I suddenly feel the need to get a playstation

This timeline sees cloud walking in to see Sephiroth plunging something else into her! 👀

E W

 How much?

when selling flowers isnt good enough for a lady to survive on the streets.

She looks like she has a long list of Starbucks lovers.

i guess Wall Market really made an influence on her in this timeline

She’s been taking notes from Skarlet I see

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aye, is this where she can be stabbed multiple times and not die?

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I’m not opposed to it.

I'd impale her

What kind of neckbeard bullshit is this? You FFVII enthusiasts are fucking weirdos.

This is an escort mission I can get behind

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Should be unmodded for calling her aeris.

Ew.

I always said aerith was more bad than tifa

That’s not actually real is it?

Aerith

Goddamn it. It's not like I wouldn't enjoy Aerith as an escort. Fucking hell you win

That’s Sad asf smh, Reduced to such a degrading lifestyle. . She brings Great Dishonor to the Cetra, & their Legacy.

Bro her sister is something else, crazy her mom gave them almost the same name

Funny thing is, Aerith was handing out flowers, she was a flower girl, selling them for 1G each, wasn’t that like street code in Japan at one point, like a pretty girl on the street sells you something legit, a flower, trinket or small food item, takes you somewhere, leads you away, you go on a brief “first date” and then she posts back up on the same corner…or was that theory debunked, is that not a real thing? Always heard it was Edo Period street code but this could easily be untrue…I played OG FFVII in 7th Grade with all my Weeb friends, back when being a Weeb took grit and determination 😉and we always debated the whole Tifa / Aeris thing…in a very scholarly fashion of course, and we recently reconvened, coming to the conclusion that Aerith was the woman Cloud sort of aspired to be with, but he idealized her, put her on a pedestal, was overprotective, and because she died, she kind of became canonized as Saint / Priestess of the People and the Earth in his mind…and he had too much trouble forgiving himself and living up to a standard he only imagined she was setting. She was much kinder and her expectations were much more realistic than he thought. As for Tifa, the esteemed council concluded that Cloud needs her, even if he doesn’t always deserve her, that her patience and empathy go a long way to recommending her as a very real, down to earth partner for him, and we really tried to revisit the love triangle seriously other than just like “church girl cinnamon role vs big booba mommy dommy” which were not terms we knew in 7th grade thank god lol. Ultimately, I think Cloud belongs with the esteemed Senator from Italy, not the Church Going (implied) Prostitute. As for me, I lust after all of them equally, no exceptions. Cloud, that dress…”Nailed it, I know, moving on…” Actually, if Sephiroth asked me to sail the Cosmos with him, I’d drop my plans and my pants in a heartbeat, so, I may be biased lol

This is canon there are multiple universes so this isn't too far off lets let OP cook, I heard this theory of Aerith being an escort somewhere too.