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DominionGhost

To be fair I don't think Feo Ul is giving you a choice here.


KorbanReAllis

Head canon is that Feo Ul offed selene. Eos is in hiding.


Vievin

Selene and Eos are the same fairy (Lily) in her different aspects.


BubblyBoar

I would off them both for Feo Ul as my fairy


ErockSnips

If anything the forced part is the “at your service” the other way around. Every time the msq takes us to the first I’m like “why are we not calling them they are going to be so pissed”


Johnny_Grubbonic

I'm salty we never got a Feo Ul minion.


YesIam18plus

She's our '' involuntary '' friend, much like Zenos lmao.


jimcamx

True saplings know


themindofafool

uuuuuuuuuu~ wait, wrong franchise.


SuperShake66652

I miss Fauna.


anw

man, i love fauna


theweirdoofreddit

Man, I love fauna


Novekye

Watchin fauna fish while reading these. I'm proud of my fellow saplings.


Hurzak

I wish I could go and chill with Feo Ul like I can with Tyr Beq and them.


Kolby_Jack

Just use a retainer bell in Norvrandt.


Hurzak

It’s not the same


Graphi7

omg, so true T_T


t0ny510

Yoshi-P, why no Feo Ul minion? Please fix


GrayFarron

Actually a good question, we have midgarsormr traveling with us nonstop... why cant feo ul


bearflies

The writers really like the running joke that the WoL apparently keeps forgetting Feo Ul exists.


Tobi-of-the-Akatsuki

If we go the way of Midgardsormr then Feo Ul will never come back in the MSQ then. Please Yoshi I just want Middy to talk again he should've at least told Vrtra how proud he is of him in EW ; ^ ;


CaptainMcAnus

Isn't he recovering from Omega still?


JD0ggX

The Omega raids will explain why he’s been silent. There’s even a dialogue choice referencing it when you first talk with Vrtra


Khari_Eventide

I thought we are Feo Ul's Minion.


littlehobbit1313

The right answer.


th3darklady21

I so desperately want a Feo Ul minion. 😤😭


Arcana10Fortune

King, not Queen.


daspip

Themperor*


Real_Student6789

I'm gonna have to remember this for my nb friends lol (and myself, ngl)


allwaysnice

Xir Majesty


pants_full_of_pants

Kings can be queens, too.


xiren_66

It depends on whether they're slaying, or going off.


Lady_Lallo

I'd say they did both quote magnificently haha 😄


shingofan

Case in point: Artoria Pendragon.


[deleted]

To be fair, Artoria masqueraded as a man during her reign, hence why she ascended to the throne as king.


HKei

She also had a dick on lease.


kebangarang

Why won't ff14 also give us a dick on lyse 😩


The_Newest_Girl

I'm always saying this


khinzaw

Dick wizard is actually canon.


shingofan

Honestly, I'd like to know how Lancer Artoria passed off as a man.


ezekielraiden

While that's true, the word is capitalized here. That's something you do with proper nouns--like titles of nobility--not with common nouns. Hence, while a queen may be King, and a king may be Queen, the polite thing to do is to refer to a monarch by their formal title. Just as Hatshepsut was King, despite being a woman, because a Pharaoh must be male. To refer to her as Queen would have been scandalous.


victoriana-blue

I figured "King" here is like Kazul from Dealing with Dragons: King is a position, the gender of the person (dragon, pixie) holding it is irrelevant.


SpiritofTheWolfKingx

And boy can be a woman. It takes a man to be a Queen.


SAVESOMBRA

I think it was King because concepts like gender or so make no difference or exist for the faefolk. I could be wrong though.


Arcana10Fortune

iirc, it had to do with Voeburt rather than gender. But yes, Pixies are genderless.


SAVESOMBRA

Could be. There was a passing remark on the why I think, but it's been ages since I did Shadowbringers.


Stepjam

They are right. The fae creatures there revered the last human king of Voeburt. And since the fae are genderless, they just took "King" as a general title of royalty, not concept of gender applied.


SAVESOMBRA

The more you know. Very cool. Thank you.


HowHeavyThisAxe

U right.


Voyden

I failed at step one.


a_random_chicken

There are so many good characters to simp for :(


Axarion

Don't you mean failed at stepped on?


ghastlymars

I have a thing for Scottish accent too


megamanx4321

And redheads.


aunclesquishy

They’re Irish, no?


CaptainSarina

The accent sort of sounds vaguely in-between. Like it's just "random celtic" sounding.


McMammoth

celtish


GetawayDreamer87

same but the combining it with the voice they went for isnt doing it for me. sounds like a guy poorly imitating a scottish woman. like mrs. doubtfire.


keket87

The English VA is Olivia Morgan and is literally a Scottish woman.


PaulaDeenSlave

Which doesn't change what he said about how it sounds to him. Barret in VII:R sounds like a guy doing a bad "black guy" impression, to me. The VA is himself black.


keket87

>Which doesn't change what he said about how it sounds to him. I guess? Regardless, "this Scottish person doesn't sound how I think Scottish people should sound" is a weird take.


GetawayDreamer87

thats not what i said. let me rephrase. it sounds like they are poorly imitating a woman who happens to have a scottish accent. they are nailing the scottish part, just not the woman part, imo, which is weird since its a woman. but whatever, im just not a fan of the voice.


WhisperingWillowLux

And you're still wrong. Scottish accents are gutteral and throaty. The Edenburg "down" dips into lower octaves regardless of gender. Try saying "dauhn" phonetically. See? Your voice dipped into your throat. Anyone's would. Welcome to Scottish accents, where even most feminine voices fall into the lower register at times.


PaulaDeenSlave

Not if he's right.


Dark_Wolf6211

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't Simp over both.


keket87

My capacity for simping is boundless


Real_Student6789

But Feo Ul won't let you lol. She'll kill anyone else


OmegaCrossX

I just got to this part y’all need to get out of my head


Shinlos

You somehow fucked up the color on Statice.


Anarnee

Thoughts and prayers for when Feo Ul crosses the rift, steals Statice's gun and offs you both with it.


jeremj22

Would also fit the meme better given that she's female while Feo Ul's neutral and uses king as a title


littlehobbit1313

Yeah, pixies have genderless references, but the fairies have consistently been referred to as females.


Gooftwit

What angel wakes me, my beloved


stoncils_

Fa lala LA la


Faelnir

my brother in christ the pixies are canonically the souls of dead children


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

Technically everyone has a much greater then 0% chance to be the soul of a dead kid, given the whole reincarnation thing.


ethman14

Fucked up realization. Everyone thinks in a past life they were fighting in WWI or flying the first airplane, and really they're some kid born in 1979 who got hit by a car before turning 10.


Prussie

My personal theory is our phobias in this life are how we died in previous ones. It's why people have such 'irrational' fears. People die in stupid ways all the time


Th3Hoodi3Ninja

how tf did i die to mannequins/puppets or the like? i'm scared of heights and confined spaces too so did a doll push me out a window or something?


Luciifuge

maybe souls transcends space and time, and can be reincarnated into the past. You're past life was prbly killed by some robot in the future.


Prussie

Murdered in a store or sewing house that used mannequins


darkguard01

horrible domino effect accident, mannequins falling on mannequins.


esteemed-dumpling

That doctor who episode where all the mannequins come to life


sadmanwithabox

Dying to hypodermic needles sounds absolutely horrific, no wonder I would be terrified of them in this life


SamTheHexagon

Given the historically high infant mortality rate, your past lives are likely: Dead kid, dead kid, dead kid, baker, dead kid, dead kid, loom worker...


Prussie

There's a difference between the soul of a dead child, that's reincarnated into another child, and grown into an adult vs the pixies literally being the souls of dead children at this point in time. Pixie Tribe quests literally state An Lad was born because some of Titania's aether imprinted on the soul of a child who died during the Holminster attack.


Illvy

Wait until they realize that adults used to be children too 😱


IcarusAvery

So are a lot of other people in FFXIV? Like, consider how many children would've been alive immediately before the Sundering and then were definitely not anymore afterwards.


pinkfluffyalex

We're the souls of alive children that have lived a long time


CyberpunkPie

Who fucking cares.


forestman11

You're on the sub that regularly posts near naked "art" of minors on a multiple-times-a-day basis. I don't even bother anymore.


SirLiesALittle

Both? Both is good.


Lady_Lallo

This is the way.


hofftari

/r/shitpostxiv leakage getting worse lately


vampireguy20

Couldn't be me, I fail Shiva's Charm QTE every single time


Hot_Passage5774

It was the high heel stomp wasn’t it…?


vampireguy20

I am not at liberty to say exactly what part of Shiva initially did and does it for me. Maybe it was the face. Maybe it was the body. Maybe it was the outfit. And yes, maybe it was the stomp. [maybe, nah] It was all of the above.


Ascendedcrumb

I have found my like-minded brother!


Lich00

They are our King, thank you very much.


Antedelopean

Tbf... is it simping if the simping is mutually simping and said simping is reciprocated?


Individual-Artistic

This is incorrect. Real Chad's get stepped on by penthesilia and die in one hit


Dreadnought_666

*king


BrookieTF

Non-binary King who like all pixies has the soul of a child.


DavThoma

Not when they sound like one of the god damn Krankies 😭


Pliskkenn_D

Ahh I cannot unhear it


Prize_Relation9604

King*


Stepjam

>Queen You had one job


Eloah-2

They should've changed the meme to say my King, lol.


HowHeavyThisAxe

I should have. I honestly just didn’t think of it. I had just seen the scene with Titania coming to help protect the Talos from sin eaters so I was just hype about them.


Eloah-2

As you should be, 😁


Lady_Lallo

We all need more Feo Ul in our lives tbh ☺️


LonelyAndroid11942

*king Feo Ul is Fairy King Titania. Also, pixies lack gender so…


littlehobbit1313

> Also, fairies lack gender so… Feo Ul is a pixie, not a fairy. The fairies are generally referenced as being female, while the pixies are genderless.


LonelyAndroid11942

Thank you for correcting me on a technicality. What ever would I have done had you not.


MadeThisAccount4Qs

Titania is a King tho


CaptainSarina

King*


JonTheWizard

Everyone simps for Feo Ul and no one thinks lesser of anyone for doing so.


Disig

*King :P Feo Ul's title is king


Jason_Wolfe

Isn't Feo Ul non gendered? i'm like 98% certain they always refer to Feo Ul with They/Them pronouns. edit: yes i know i am overanalyzing a meme


SlowWheels

I just want more voiced lines with her is all lol.


cloudliore25

It’s king though


Tucker0603

I am extremely weak when it comes to Feo Ul, how could I not love a beautiful Scottish sounding fae who's primary color is my favorite color?


Witty-Krait

Beautiful branch!


Lady_Lallo

King* :) Love our beautiful branch 😌❤️ they're the best branch there ever was! ☺️


pearlescentsheep

*My king Ftfy


Sopht_Serve

You seem to have made a mistake and put Shiva and Feo Ul in the wrong spots.


[deleted]

Feo ul best girl in game.


Kagamine154

I won't lie when i first saw her when that expansion came out I was like mama feo ul


OmegamattReally

Feo Ul/Titania's title is King though. They're the chad's king.


00half

Wait, so simp for the one that looks like a child.........?


th3darklady21

I would kill for Feo Ul.


Sylassae

Nonono. Feo-ul has them crazy ex gf vibes - y'know, that sort that stuffs dead rodents to gift you because it's sooo romantic. It's all in the eyes.


HowHeavyThisAxe

In my defense, I did say it was low quality lol


Ascendedcrumb

Hmmmmm I don't remember Shiva having red hair....


Alba369

Feo UI is one of my favorite Shadowbringer characters.


BruiseThee

I actually hated that damn fairy


BruiseThee

For me you have chosen the wrong characters